Chapter Twenty-Three: Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.
"Bell bell bell"
Ye Feng sat down in front of the computer, and the mobile phone rang, and when he looked at the caller ID, the word "Su Ning" jumped into his eyes. Ye Feng pursed his lips and blasted his brother out, now he knows that he is looking for his brother?
"Hey~"
Although Ye Feng wanted to hang her, but, after thinking about it, Ye Feng was still cowardly, after all, now Ye Feng still wants to move back.
"Baba~"
An unexpected voice came from the phone, and Ye Feng's originally pulled face suddenly brightened.
"Baby~" Hearing his daughter's voice, Ye Feng was instantly so happy that he exploded.
"Where are you, Baba?" asked the little one, glutinously.
"Well, Daddy is outside. Ye Feng thought for a while, and could only answer like this.
"When is Baba coming home?" asked the little one again.
"When I go home in the evening, Dad will prepare a gift for Yiyi now. At the mention of the gift, Ye Feng's face was filled with a happy expression mixed with pride. Being able to give a gift to his daughter is really a very happy thing in Ye Feng's opinion.
"What kind of gift?" Hearing that there was a gift, the little guy's voice was a little higher, Ye Feng on the phone listened, listening to Yiyi's voice, imagining the excited little face of the girl, not to mention how beautiful it was.
"You can't say oh, there's no surprise when you say it. Ye Feng said with a stupid smile.
……
The father and daughter were tired of it for a while, and then hung up the phone in Ye Feng's reluctance.
After talking to his daughter on the phone, Ye Feng was like being beaten with chicken blood, and his whole body was full of energy.
For the sake of Yiyi's puppy, it's over!
Open the document, put your hands on the keyboard, and write ......
What are you writing about?
The smile on Ye Feng's face froze, and his expression gradually stiffened, what did the chicken write?
That's a bit of a sharp question!
"Flying snow shoots white deer in the sky, and the smiling book god leans on the blue duck. ”
After thinking for a while, Ye Feng first wrote such a poem.
This poem must be familiar to those who liked martial arts novels in the previous life, and these fourteen words cover the fourteen classic martial arts novels of Old Man Jin.
Since he wants to write martial arts novels, Ye Feng's first choice is naturally those classics of Old Man Jin.
Ye Feng's problem is not that there is nothing to write, but that there are too many things to write, so he doesn't know what to choose.
"Forget it, let's write "Smiling Proud Jianghu". ”
After struggling for a while, Ye Feng finally chose this classic. The reason is also very simple, first of all, he also played a song here last night, and that kind of carefree feeling made Ye Feng look forward to it very much. Moreover, the name of Xu Lao's magazine is called "Legend of Jianghu", and it happens to also have the word "Jianghu", which seems more appropriate.
Therefore, after thinking about it, it is more appropriate to "Smiling Proud Jianghu".
Okay, just write what you say, open Word and do it!
Ye Feng's typing speed is definitely unattainable for ordinary people (after all, it used to be a circle of mixed killers), in just one morning and noon without eating, Ye Feng wrote 100,000 words, oh no, he copied 100,000 words. (Ye Feng: Everyone is a killer, don't forget it, right?
However, although it is 100,000 words, it is only three chapters. Because there are only forty chapters in Old Man Jin's original book, but the whole book has nearly 1.2 million words. Therefore, the number of words in his chapter can also be imagined.
"I'm a little hungry, order a takeout, eat and write again. ”
I didn't eat at noon, and now it's past two o'clock in the afternoon, and I'm hungry. I flipped out my phone and wanted to find a takeaway software, but Ye Feng searched for a long time, but he didn't find a software that could order takeout!
"I'm rubbing, I can understand that there is no Meituan and Eleme in this world, but what does it mean to have no takeaway industry?" Ye Feng was dumbfounded, what is the situation?
"Forget it, instant noodles. "After checking it on the Internet, I found that there was really nothing, Ye Feng gave up, if there is no, there will be no it, it's a big deal, brother doesn't call takeout, it's always okay to eat instant noodles, right?
I went to the kitchen and rummaged through it, well, there are still instant noodles in this world. If he didn't even have instant noodles, Ye Feng might not be able to help but change the world immediately!
Holding the hot instant noodles, Ye Feng sat back in front of the computer.
"Bell bell bell ~"
"This broken bell makes me have a toothache when I hear it. ”
Ye Feng was just about to continue to burst his liver, and the phone rang again, and this ringtone is also ancient, Ye Feng pondered that he would have to change it for a while.
Glancing at the phone screen, it was a fat man calling.
"Hey, fatty?"
"Big brother, do I have a name, okay? Don't you know what my name is?" The fat man has a dark face, although the old man is a little fatter, then you can't just give people a nickname, right? Moreover, Mei Pu seriously suspected that Ye Feng didn't call his name because he didn't know what his name was!
"Oh, I know what your name is, Mei Pu, aren't you fat?" Ye Feng said with a smile.
"What the hell am I ......"
Really, no matter who talks to Ye Feng, it's the same, you can't control your emotions at all (except for baby Yiyi). Although Meipu is a bit fucked, the tutor is still very good, but as long as he is with Ye Feng, hehe.
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to bother with you. "Although the fat man really wants to deal with him, it is still important to get down to business.
The fat man asked solemnly, "What's going on with that master?"
"Master, what master?" Ye Feng looked confused, is he a master again?
"What the hell am I ......" The fat man was also confused, he really regretted it, did he have a cramp in his brain at that time, and would he believe what a psychopath said?
"Big brother, the novel, I just said it in the morning, have you forgotten? Do you still want a dog!" The fat man's fat meat trembled, and he wanted to kill Ye Feng.
He had already sworn to boast to his second uncle that he had gone to Haikou, if Ye Feng hadn't found Dana, then he would have been really cold.
"A master is a fart, how can there be a master......?
"What? what the hell are you talking about?" A sharp and piercing voice came from the mobile phone, which shook Ye Feng's eardrums, the fat man exploded, his mentality exploded directly, and his voice was heartbreaking.
"Why can't you listen to me?" Ye Feng was also speechless, why does this guy always like to interrupt his own words?
"What else is there to say?" said the fat man weakly, his mind was now full of pictures of his second uncle chasing him with a kitchen knife.
"Although there are no masters, I wrote one myself, and I promise to be a hundred times stronger than those masters. Ye Feng said confidently, just kidding, Old Man Jin is the pinnacle of martial arts novels in his previous life, and he is not a sweeping existence in this world? (As mentioned earlier, the development level of martial arts novels in this world is lower than that in previous lives.) )
"What did you write?" the fat man was a little suspicious.
"I'll send it to you and see for yourself. Ye Feng didn't bother to explain, he felt that this fat man was just a tease, he was startled all day long, and his mouth was full of swearing, if it was before, hum, he would have let him hang up a long time ago.
……
Xu's hometown's villa, in the study.
"San'er, how is it?" Xu Lao looked at Mei Pu with a little hope.
"Ahem, uncle, this, how do you say this?" The fat man was so worried that he exploded, how do you say this?
"What's wrong?" the second uncle frowned and said, "Didn't you negotiate? Did your friend say that it was a master, why don't I visit it myself?"
Mei Pu didn't say Ye Feng to his second uncle, he didn't dare to mention Ye Feng's name, but just said that a friend of his happened to know a master, so he would introduce him.
"He sent the manuscript over, you better read the manuscript first. The fat man had no choice but to show what Ye Feng wrote to his second uncle. He hasn't had time to read it yet, I hope Ye Feng's writing isn't too bad.
……
Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.
This is the first sentence Xu Lao saw, and it is also the first sentence in the introduction, just this sentence shocked Xu Lao. He has been immersed in rivers and lakes all his life, but he has never understood what rivers and lakes are. Today, he knows.
Watching it again, Xu Lao couldn't help but want to continue watching, the more he watched, the more exciting it became, and the more he watched, the more shocking he became. Read 100,000 words in one go, turn them over and read them again...... For a whole afternoon, Xu Lao read the first three chapters side by side. At this time, Xu Lao's heart was already excited.
"Wonderful!
After reading the last side, Xu Lao looked at the manuscript on the computer, and his face was red with excitement.
"Who is this who wrote it? Teacher Jiang Tian? Teacher Zhao Wen? No, no, it can't be them, they don't have this skill, they can't write such rivers and lakes! The whole literary world can't write it! Who is it?" The second uncle excitedly grabbed the fat man's arm and asked repeatedly.
Xu Lao has been reviewing the manuscript repeatedly, and the fat man doesn't know what's going on, so he keeps standing on the side and doesn't leave.
Looking at the posture of the second uncle, it really scared the fat man, what is the situation? Ye Feng's mental illness can't be written, and the second uncle won't be like this, right?
No way?
If Xu Lao knew the fat man's thoughts, Xu Lao would definitely chase him with a kitchen knife and cut him?
What the hell is this called?
Then you look down on the martial arts novel industry!
Although it is only 100,000 words, although it is only the first three chapters, but with these 100,000 words, with these first three chapters, Xu Lao dares to say to the entire martial arts novel industry, everyone here is rubbish!
Zhao Hanyang, you also deserve to write martial arts rivers and lakes?
What is Jianghu?
This is called Jianghu!
Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes!