Chapter 150: Dress up and dress up as a villain

Seeing that the time was not early, Liu Shibai thought for a while, stood in the middle of the paving board and said with a strange face:

"Tomorrow, it's a good thing for the big guys, and cell 305 is also famous in the black prison. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

But one thing you should not forget, everyone must take a good shower tonight.

Then early tomorrow morning, we will take out all the best clothes in the number and put them on, and if we don't have good clothes, we will not lose the face of our number.

You old things go out to see the old girl, you have to be spiritual, if the old women of the female number look down on you tomorrow, you deserve to be unlucky......"

Hearing Liu Shiba's nonsense about spitting lotus flowers, everyone remembered this, and the faucet of the General Building was immediately surrounded by several people.

After a while, there was a tooth-sore discussion:

"Uncle, your guy is so big......"

"Second master, you are so old, why haven't you cut ****?"

"Fuck off...... Tell me again?"

"Nose hair, such a big body, why does that thing look like a small eel, it's really ......"

", you say that labor and management beat you, what's wrong with the small? Haven't you heard of being short and concise......?

“……”

Listening to the foul language that couldn't reach his ears, for some reason, Liu Shiba's heart felt a faint sense of comfort.

Although the black prison is not a good place, it has a real surname......

A good person is a good person, a bad person is not good, a winner will not bully others, and a loser will not give up on himself.

A villain is a villain, a real villain, and a hypocrite is a hypocrite, written clearly on his face, just like the old thing in a wooden fishing boat.

Thinking of this, Liu Shibai couldn't help but mutter:

"Who am I? If I had to choose, I would rather be a real villain than a hypocrite. ”

………………

The night always passes faster than the day, and the bell rings for half a day, and the people in the trumpet are reluctant to get up, but today is an exception.

The bell didn't ring, and a group of old men who were smiling and particularly energetic got up one by one and tidied up the covers in an orderly manner.

Then they washed up one by one, and when they were done, a few old men sat on the floor and couldn't bear to look at them and dressed up.

The degree of seriousness made Liu Shiba, who closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, feel frightened......

In the Black Prison, everything with iron is confiscated, except for a nail clipper.

Liu Shibai clearly remembered that there were several pairs of valuable leather shoes in the number, and the iron lining in the leather shoes was removed, and it looked like leather shoes were no different from cloth shoes.

Since today is an important day, these old things want to make themselves look like people, and they will wear everything on their bodies, which looks extremely weird.

But basically, most people are still unkempt......

As for the beard, the old men have their own way, they use discarded toothbrushes to get rid of the toothbrush heads.

Then, use a lighter to soften the handle of the toothbrush from the middle, fold it in half, and then polish the two heads in half on the ground.

In this way, it becomes a simple little clip.

This little clip is useless for no other purpose, but it is very easy to pluck the beard!

Two of you, you help me pluck my beard, and I will help you pluck it later, and the blood will flow, and in about ten minutes, you can clean the beard on your face.

If you are more careful, it is cleaner than a razor, and even the hair follicles are uprooted, and they will never grow for at least three days.

The only thing that made Liu Shiba's heart flutter was that when the clip grabbed his beard and pulled it out, the blood was gushing, and it hurt!

But the old men were happy to do it, and happily repaired their chins to be extremely smooth and smooth.

What made Liu Shibai even more speechless was the nose hair, and even the hair on the eggs was wiped out.

Not to mention the nose hair, even Liu Shibai and a few other people who were watching and studying on the side felt that the balls were very painful, and the sour water kept coming out of their mouths, and they couldn't bear to look at them directly......

Whoever wants to ask him, the nose hair will tell you with confidence:

"Let's be responsible, do we understand hygiene? It's dark, it's fluffy, and it's easy to grow bacteria.

The old ladies of the female number think that the buddies are white, maybe they will blow it for us, that can be exciting, more than ten years, we can hold back the child's machine......"

"A bunch of old hooligans ~ hooligans ......"

………………

A group of old men in cell 305 gobbled up breakfast without a little oil star, and began a long wait.

Of course, these old kings are not just sitting down, and they are still sorting out each other's instruments.

Liu Shibai grinned and smoked a loud horn, looking at all this with a smile, and thought with a bad taste in his heart:

All of them are unkempt, what kind of image do they talk about? There is no difference between them and begging for food!

It's still a little more durable, although it looks ordinary, but it hasn't been long since I came in, my hair is neat, and I have a human shape......

Just when Liu Shibai was thinking wildly, a voice sounded inappropriately;

"Uncle, come and help me take a look, is the collar wrinkled, and how is the hair......?

The corners of Liu Shiba's mouth cramped, staring at the old man Mushan's smiling chrysanthemum face, nodded very seriously, and said solemnly:

"Yes, the old guy is very energetic, the collar is good, and the hair is good......

It's just a little older, but it doesn't matter, maybe the old ladies in the female number will be like this?"

The old man Mushan couldn't help but cough dryly, pointed at Liu Shibai and said angrily:

"You drop, what does the kid know? Ginger is old and spicy, do you understand......?

Liu Shibai smiled from ear to ear, and Tian Mingjian's weak voice came from beside him:

"Boss, can you help me take a look at this new dress, is it much more handsome and chic?"

Turning their heads, Liu Shibai and Old Man Mushan were stunned.

Tian Mingjian was wearing a small red tight T-shirt.

The T-shirt is worn on Tian Mingjian's huge body, but it is a few sizes smaller, how awkward it looks.

A clown wears a small outfit and is funny!

Liu 18 closed his eyes and was speechless, turned his head to look out of the door, and forced a smile and said:

"Yes, the way you look now, you are too handsome to describe......"

When a few people were making a fuss, there were finally familiar footsteps in the corridor, and there were two people when they heard it, one of them was Luo Zhan, and the other was estimated to be Luo Chao who was stationed in the lower prison area of the black prison.

To be honest, where did Liu Shibai go through these strange things, and his palms were slightly sweaty with nervousness.

These old guys can actually taste something else in the Black Prison? How strange do you think?

When Luo Zhan and Meng Chao walked to the door of 305, the prisoners in the cell consciously stood at the door, lined up in a long line according to their respective positions.

Wu Shixun's face was a little gloomy, but he was also full of unbearable excitement.

I can't stand it if I give it to anyone, and Wu Shixun didn't expect that before he died, he could go out to the wind ~ flow once.

The detainees in cell 305 silently followed behind Luo Zhan and Meng Chao, and walked outside, but no one spoke.

But it was hard to hide the joy on everyone's faces, and when passing by other cells, the uncle of the adjacent cell kept joking:

"Brother 305, come on, hahaha......"

"yes, we're going to listen to the story when we come back......"

Listening to the strange tones that kept flying in his ears, Liu Shibai smiled bitterly and silently followed behind Luo Zhan and walked out.

(End of chapter)