Chapter Eighty-Six: Go and Join the Avengers (First Update, 4,000 Words)
Wade Wilson, a mercenary by profession. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoThe top figure in the industry, known as no task he can't complete. He is extremely ethical. Anything that violates the bottom line of morality and conscience is never done.
So the tasks Wade accepts are mostly not very profitable. It's also dangerous. For example, protect an African village because some African warlord is going to raid it.
The bounty that the village can give is very small, but the task is difficult. This kind of thing is something that no one wants to do in the mercenary world, and it is completely thankless.
But Wade Wilson went on to do it. In order to protect the village's more than 400 inhabitants from the warlords, he battled with more than 300 African soldiers.
And that's just a small part of his mercenary career. He's done too many things like that. For example, helping a girl recover her father's relics that were snatched away.
Or helping a museum curator recover a stolen artifact. Wade Wilson was always paid low and did dangerous work.
In the world of mercenaries, he is a super weirdo. Fighting in the rain of bullets every day, but living a destitute life. Compared to the mercenaries who were paid high sums of money once they completed their missions, Wade's life was like that of an ascetic.
Most of the already small remuneration has to be spent on the daily maintenance and maintenance of weapons and equipment. As well as the medical expenses that need to be incurred after each injury. Wade himself was living on a very tight basis.
The attic on the top floor of an apartment building is his residence. However, because of his persistence and his weirdness, he has earned him an extraordinary reputation in the mercenary world.
People call him Zorro in modern society, which is why Hawkeye once told Captain Rogers before that S.H.I.E.L.D. wants to recruit Wade as a member of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Of course, all this happened in the past. Before Wade didn't have cancer. Wade has always believed that this world is rewarded for good and evil, and he calls himself a messenger of justice and a superhero in the mercenary world.
But when he got cancer, the whole world was different. He no longer believes in the so-called good and evil are rewarded. Especially after participating in a certain inhuman study.
Ever since Wade Wilson went from the king of mercenaries to Deadpool, he has determined his future life. I live only for myself in the future!
So Wade reappeared in the mercenary world as Deadpool, and he now works only for money!
The meeting between Lee Kit and Deadpool was at 9 a.m. Li Jie came to his office early, but Wade came earlier than him.
Deadpool, dressed in a red-and-black tight-fitting uniform, greeted Li Jie, who had just entered, "Are you late Jason? Mr. Lee!" He put his weapon and twin knives aside.
Li Jie looked at his watch, the time was just nine o'clock: "I didn't eat it, Mr. Deadpool." It's just that you arrived a little early. ”
Deadpool rested his legs on Kit's desk, playing with his thumbs with his hands crossed. He spoke to Li Jie in a slightly frivolous tone: "I'm a big star, a big name that can bring super profits to your company!
Li Jie's good opinion of Deadpool is not high, no matter what is in the movie. But the fact that he was evil about Eagle Eye before made Li Jie quite jealous of him. This is an unscrupulous person.
If it weren't for the fear that he would also splash feces at the door of his company, Li Jie would probably not want to meet him.
"Okay, don't talk about anything else, Mr. Deadpool, what is the purpose of your company looking for our company. "Li Jie didn't really want to chat with Deadpool.
Deadpool pointed to Li Jie's computer: "I think I made it very clear in the email! I think we can work together! Your company needs the image and content of superheroes to make money from comics, and I need to make money!"
"I don't mind selling my image to your company. Of course, I need a higher share, at least half of my profits!" Deadpool said to himself.
"You can put out a comic of Deadpool, and I'll tell you a lot of my story. For example, how to outwit the Pharaoh in the ancient tombs of Egypt, how to defeat the resurrected army of Qin Shi Huang on the Great Wall of China! and how I killed the old octopus that had been rampant for many years in the Caribbean!" Deadpool said with great interest, but Li Jie inexplicably felt that Deadpool seemed to have heard these stories.
"Wait, Mr. Deadpool. The story you are talking about seems to be the story in the Hollywood movies "Raiders of the Lost Ark", "The Return of the Mummy" and "Pirates of the Caribbean"?" Li Jie touched his chin and thought about it for a long time, and finally remembered that he seemed to have seen all the nonsense that Deadpool was talking about.
So Li Jie directly interrupted Deadpool's continued nonsense: "It's impossible for us to directly insert Hollywood movies on your head!"
"It doesn't matter!" Deadpool doesn't care if his cowhide is blown out and exposed. He shamelessly admitted: "Plagiarism is the source of progress in all story creation! Whether it's Japanese animation or Chinese online articles." ”
"Huh?" Li Jie wondered if his ears were broken.
"The most important thing in this world is hype! Hype, do you understand, Mr. Li!" Deadpool patted Li Jie on the shoulder, he walked behind Li Jie, put his head to Li Jie's ear and whispered.
"Do you know why I chose your company!"
"Why?" Li Jie was also curious about this.
"Because you recognize the value of our superheroes!Pay us royalties!" Regarding Deadpool calling himself a superhero, Li Jie has reservations for now.
"So I think I can give back something good enough to your company. Deadpool turned Li Jie's boss chair several times, which made Li Jie, who was sitting in the chair, feel a little dizzy.
"I can make my fame even louder! Do you know how popular I am now? Open the web page is my news. Deadpool said this and opened the search website on Li Jie's computer and typed in superhero as a keyword.
The search engine quickly searched for the most popular words at present: [American Team Lawsuit], "Everyone for Me, I for Everyone", "Spider-Man". The atmosphere suddenly felt a little awkward, and Deadpool quickly cut off the power to the computer screen.
"It doesn't look like you. Li Jie glanced at the computer and spread his hands.
"It's okay, I can use Hawkeye to copy the heat once!" Deadpool said nonchalantly, unaffected by the embarrassment just now. But Hawkeye Barton, who was far away in S.H.I.E.L.D., sneezed and inexplicably felt a chill in his back.
"No~ Don't!" Li Jie immediately stopped Hawkeye from doing this, he had just given Hawkeye a million not long ago and bought his brand. If Deadpool continues to play with him, the devil knows how long the card will be smashed in his hand.
"Don't worry about Mr. Li, I have a way to deal with S.H.I.E.L.D. They couldn't find fault with me, and all kinds of legal means and public opinion propaganda. I'm good at it!" said Deadpool and began to flip through his phone frantically, as if looking for something.
"Enough, enough. Mr. Deadpool: What the hell are you trying to do? Li Jie snatched Deadpool's phone, this guy is crazy and a little scary. Li Jie was afraid that he would do something out of the ordinary again. After all, Captain Rogers is a member of the Illuminati now.
"I said, I want to work with you! Make enough money to buy an island in Spain and have those hot chicks dance around the island in bikinis!"
"It's thanks to your company for reminding me, I know. Rogers came to you, and then he started suing the U.S. military. Because the U.S. military has embezzled tens of billions of dollars of his wealth! Those colorful dollar bills are enough to pour into the pool for me to swim!" Deadpool said enviously.
"Captain Rogers isn't in it for the money, he's not that bad. "Li Jie still said a fair word to Deadpool's comparison of Captain Rogers to a man who fell into the eyes of money.
"Whatever. He's not the one who fell into the eyes of money, but I am. Deadpool interrupted Li Jie with a wave of his hand. "That's when I realized how profitable I could be a superhero. ”
"Listen Lee! we can start with my comics, then find a company to make cartoons, and then we can sell my merch, everything from figurines to stickers, keychains, mugs!"
"Then we can find the six major Hollywood studios to co-produce my live-action movie, called "The Great Wade: The Birth of Deadpool!" Of course, the starring role of this movie must be me, the salary cannot be less than 25 million, and I also want 20% of the global box office!" Deadpool said more and more excited.
But Li Jie could only hold his head and try not to show a look of contempt. He's dreaming, this salary and treatment is impossible! And even if Deadpool's story is made into a movie, it's R-rated, and make some daily stories about how he collects his debts?
"Alright, alright. Mr. Deadpool. Our company publishes superhero comics. All the stories also revolve around superheroes. It's a superhero!" Li Jie accentuated the pronunciation of the superhero word.
"Uh-huh, I'm a superhero too!Do you want to deny that?" Li Jie wanted to give Deadpool two slaps in the face for such shameless remarks.
"Mr. Deadpool, maybe we have some disagreement about the definition of a superhero. You might as well take a look at the Spider-Man comics first. I can lend it to you, but you'll need to give it back to me. This is the property of our company. When Li Jie said this, he was going to hand Deadpool "Spider-Man" on the bookcase.
"I feel like I'm about the same as him. Deadpool probably flipped through the comics and said, "Look~ Our uniforms are just couple outfits!" He pointed to Spider-Man's red and blue tights and his own red and black tights in the comics. These two uniforms inexplicably have a sense of CP.
"I think we can use this as a selling point, I know that there are a lot of Spider-Man and Nightcrawler comics on the Internet now, so it's better to replace the Nightcrawler scene with me! I promise it will be more popular! It can help me and Spider-Man to make a public voice!"
Li Jie found that his head was starting to get dizzy, is Deadpool really a person who can talk well?
"Alright! Mr. Deadpool. I guess I'm just going to have to get straight to the point. Our company only accepts superhero stories! And you, right now, don't belong to the status of superheroes. You're just a mercenary who gets paid to do things!
The scene suddenly fell into an oppressive silence, and the atmosphere was extremely awkward. Deadpool just stared at Li Jie, and saw Li Jie's goosebumps rise all the time. In this confrontation, Li Jie was defeated.
"Alright, alright, don't look at me like that, I surrender!" Li Jie felt that his decision to meet with Deadpool was simply stupid.
Maybe get Deadpool to do something, if he wants to make money with his fame. Li Jie thought silently in his heart.
Well, Hawkeye's bad brand is still smashed in his hand, if he can't wash it in the future, then this million will be lost. As a businessman, Li Jie is actually quite competent.
"Mr. Deadpool, if you really want to debut as a superhero and become a national icon, like Captain Rogers did. It's not impossible!"
Li Jie said that Deadpool's heart was in trouble. He just wanted to be as rich as Captain Rogers, oh no, so popular, as a national spiritual icon.
"It's just that I think it takes a little gimmick to make your debut a sensation. I can promise you that we will pay you fifty percent of the royalties for your comics in the future. "With this kind of payment amount, it can be said that Marvel is basically not profitable, and it is completely a cost operation. But being able to trap a Deadpool, Li Jie thinks it may still be cost-effective.
"What kind of gimmick, do you need me Black Hawkeye or S.H.I.E.L.D!" Deadpool looked eager to try.
"No, those gimmicks are outdated, Mr. Deadpool. Nowadays, people watch the news and always like to watch the reversal news. How intense the previous news is, the more dramatic the reversal can bring!The more eye-catching it will be!" Li Jie pointed to his eyes.
"So?" Deadpool asked.
"So, I want you to join the Avengers!" Li Jie had a weird smile on his face. Well, I don't know what will happen to Hawkeye and his new colleague. I'm looking forward to it, so that Hawkeye's comics can appear in Deadpool's supplement!
And Hawkeye, who was practicing archery in the S.H.I.E.L.D. gym, missed the target for the first time and missed. Because at the moment when he just pulled the bow, he suddenly felt like a burst of static electricity in his body, and he almost couldn't even hold the bow steadily.
Agent Patton said inexplicably, "Why do I have a feeling of unease?"