"The sun is shining in the sky, and the flowers are smiling at me~ The little bird said, early, why are you carrying a bag of explosives~ I went to blow up the school, the principal didn't know, as soon as I pulled the line, I ran, and the school was gone with a bang~"

On Saturday morning, Jiang Ping pedaled her bicycle to send Lin Miao to the Children's Palace for class.

As soon as the car rode out of Lianjiang Road, Lin Miao heard a group of little children in front of him, who looked like they were probably in the second or third grade, singing a third-rate saliva song that not only seriously insulted my country's advanced education system, but also seriously involved in violent terrorist conspiracy.

"What kind of mess are you singing?" Jiang Ping laughed when she heard it.

Lin Miao said: "I'm singing about my childhood. ”

Jiang Ping obviously couldn't get the meaning of this sentence, so she directly changed the topic, and repeated the nagging with Lin Miao, and I didn't know if it was the dozen times I got up this morning: "When you get to the Children's Palace, you must have breakfast, you must eat well at noon, and you must eat well at night, and don't touch the money in your pocket, if you lose it, you will be hungry......"

"Well, well......" Lin Miao said perfunctorily, and said in her heart that I haven't lost my 50 yuan manuscript fee in my pocket for so long, if you hadn't stretched out your evil claws to it, the money would still be there!

Ma Ma, you are a greedy demon king, what qualifications do you have to talk about money with this baby......

No, why is my way of complaining getting more and more cute, I can't compromise with the post-zero!

Lin Miao's mind floated and floated, and she floated all the way to the gate of the Children's Palace before stopping.

Jiang Ping picked Lin Miao off the car, didn't send it to the door of the classroom, and said a few words outside the school gate, and then turned back.

Lin Miao habitually turned down the fluttering schoolbag, entered the school gate, and after a few steps, a little fart boy came up behind him, who touched his head so well that he was outrageously familiar, and said with a smile: "Xiao Miaomiao, is the aunt who sent you here just now your mother?"

Lin Miao turned his head and found that the person who touched his head was a girl who was not amazing in appearance and had limited development potential, wearing the school uniform of Square Primary School, combing a simple ponytail, and looking at him with a smile.

"Who are you?" Lin Miao's tone was not good.

This baby only accepts the touch of a beautiful young lady, okay!

Girls under 6 points, please be conscious!Who allows you to touch me casually without saying hello?!

"Ah, so fierce?" The girl was not only calm, but also intensified, pinching Lin Miao's cheek with her hand very quickly.

Lin Miao was silent.

He looked up at the female nerve in front of him, who was at least 2 heads taller than him, silently compared the difference in figure between the two sides, and then rationally chose to beg for mercy, the corners of his mouth grinned, and he smiled humiliatingly: "Hello sister." ”

"Good. The girl smiled and let go of Lin Miao's face, but rubbed his hair again.

Lin Miao endured not to have a seizure, and secretly swore in her heart: Mom, pull a ball, this revenge will not be revenged, you little girl will remember it for me, sooner or later, one day, I must introduce you to a scumbag!

The girl giggled and walked with Lin Miao to the commissary in the Children's Palace, which sold fresh hot milk and bread.

The children who can get the place in the district team this time, the family conditions are obviously not bad, the two of them each bought their own breakfast, and the girl continued to tease Lin Miao while walking: "Do you know what my name is? ”

Damn, are you really young and ignorant, lunch was originally provided for free by the Children's Palace, and you need to ask for a fart!

Lin Miao controlled her emotions, took out the routine of dealing with the old witches of various agencies in her previous life, and praised with a serious face: "Sister, you are so good-looking, it doesn't matter what you are called, I will call you a beautiful sister in the future." ”

The little girl was directly stupid by Lin Miao's half-ton soup, laughed and rubbed Lin Miao wildly, the milk in her hand was almost spilled on Lin Miao's head, and shouted: "Really, Xiao Miaomiao, you are so cute!"

Lin Miao was silent, falling into the state of [Shame Plus].

The girl toyed with Lin Miao for a long time, and when she walked to the door of the classroom, she told him: "Xiao Miaomiao, you remember, sister, my name is Zhang Xueru, and I am the first in the district this time." If there is anything you don't understand in the future, just come to your sister, and my sister will definitely teach you!"

"Uh-huh, thank you, sister beauty. Lin Miao hurriedly found a seat and came down, and then her mind was blank for about half a minute, and finally remembered that there was still a very important matter to deal with, so she hurriedly put down the breakfast in her hand, stood up, and trotted to the nearest bathroom.

Five or six minutes later, when Lin Miao returned to the classroom, almost all the 20 district team players this time had arrived.

However, because of the huge size of the classrooms in the Children's Palace, it still looks empty.

The table was one for one person, Lin Miao was very happy that he was not at the same table, he sat down and continued to be in a daze for a while, waiting for the last sip of milk in the bottle to be drunk, outside the classroom, an adult finally walked in.

A slightly chubby woman, about 40 years old, walked to the podium with a serious face.

She first glanced at the classroom, seemed to count the number of students at once, and then said in a deep voice: "There is still a classmate who has not come, so sit in the front row, don't sit in the back." ”

There seemed to be magic in the voice, not very loud, but very effective.

The little kids who deliberately sat in the last few rows of the classroom immediately picked up their schoolbags and ran to the front.

Lin Miao sat in the third row, but she didn't have to move around.

When these people moved places, the last person in the class also arrived.

After everyone in the class was seated, the middle-aged woman nodded and continued, "So...... The location was set, and the next time we had a class, everyone would sit like this. Now that everyone is here, let me introduce myself first, my surname is Zhu. She wrote on the blackboard, "In the future, you will call me Teacher Zhu." I am your head coach for this training, and there are two other teachers, Teacher Ye and Teacher Zhang, who will come over in the afternoon. The three of us are responsible for the content of the three major parts, I teach the number of rounds and itinerary problems, Mr. Ye teaches counting, calculation and geometry problems, and Mr. Zhang teaches application problems and other miscellaneous problems. Therefore, if you have any questions next, you can ask the corresponding teacher. That's the first thing.

The second thing, I think the teachers at your school should have told you a long time ago. That's what happened next in the city. The specific time of the city's primary school students' Olympiad has been set, December 20, that is to say, there are less than two months to go; the venue of the competition has not yet been decided, but according to the previous arrangement, anyway, it is not on our Children's Palace, or in the auditorium of the square primary school, no matter how it is arranged, our students in Oucheng District are home games, which is very beneficial to us.

In terms of numbers, we have 20 places in Oucheng District this time, and only Ruicheng City and Liucheng City have as many places as us in the following counties and cities, and the places in other places are less than us. So our main competitors, in fact, are the two places of Ruicheng and Liucheng, and to put it more carefully, it is Ruicheng Primary School and Liucheng Elementary School. According to the results of the competition over the years, the overall level of our Oucheng District has always been higher than that of Ruicheng and Liucheng. But since it's a competition, there must be a coincidence. Therefore, I hope that everyone should first put their minds in the right place and avoid arrogance. Especially if some of you have a few students, when you are in the regional competition, you can say that you come in by luck. For the students who are ranked lower in this regional competition, I honestly don't expect you to get much of a good ranking, but I hope that you can improve yourself through this training camp.

The top 50 students in this city-wide competition can get medals, the top 5 are the first prize, the 6th to 20th are the second prizes, and the rest are the third prizes. But it's a pity that the province did not arrange a provincial competition this year, otherwise the students who won the first prize could go to Hangzhou to compete again. Your classmates this year, huh...... Not very good luck.

One last thing, I would like to say a little bit about the class. In addition, our class time is a whole day on Saturday, and there is a Sunday morning, Saturday class, and the Children's Palace arranges lunch, and there is a place to rest at noon. However, I have to make it clear in advance that our training camp is very intensive and intense, so if any of you feel that the intensity of the training camp is too high, or you can't keep up, you can take the initiative to quit, we are allowed to do this, and we are not forced to participate.

Okay, now that I'm done, do you have any questions?"

A girl behind Lin Miao raised her hand: "Teacher, if any of us withdraw, won't there be less than 20 places?"

"Yes. Teacher Zhu said lightly, "Actually, I didn't think there was a need for 20 people to compete at the beginning, there was no need for this, and the level of many of your students here could not reach this standard at all." Therefore, we Oucheng District, whether we want those 20 places or not, it doesn't matter at all, arranging so many places is mainly to take into account the demand for competition places in other counties and cities. So it doesn't matter if any of you abstain from voting. Anyway, the students with the highest level will definitely be able to stay until the end. ”

Lin Miao's eyelids were jumping when she heard what Teacher Zhu said.

Is it pretty...... It turns out that the top students all live out of this environment, no wonder they are so contemptuous of the mentality of the college entrance examination, and they can 985 casually...... Okay, count you awesome......

Lin Miao muttered secretly in her heart, Teacher Zhu on the podium had already taken out a thin stack of papers and silently sent them to the hands of the students in the first row, and said in a very calm tone: "Let's do the questions first, a total of 20 questions, each question is 5 points, and the time is 150 minutes." ”

"Huh, for so long, I haven't eaten breakfast yet......" The rookie voice rang out in the classroom.

Lin Miao silently congratulated herself that she was full, and then as soon as she got the paper, she saw Zhang Xueru not far away and whispered to him: "Xiao Miaomiao, don't cry if you can't do it, it's normal for all 20 questions to be empty......"

Cut, I'll have 20 questions all empty?

My brother has already brushed the question to break 10,000 questions, and there is no code in my heart!

Lin Miao looked disdainful, and then looked down at the question.

After three minutes, he took a deep breath and resisted the urge to explode.

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