"Yu Dong, the release of "People in Embarrassment" this time is really thanks to your help. ”

"Tang Dong is polite, with the reputation of "People in Embarrassment", I estimate that this "Thai Embarrassment" will have a box office of at least 200 million, I am just icing on the cake. Yu Dong said with a smile.

Hollywood likes to do sequels to blockbuster movies the most, because as long as the name remains the same and the actors basically remain the same, they all count the money with their eyes closed.

So after the first three parts of "Star Wars", after 16 years, a prequel trilogy was made, and then there were the seventh and eighth parts.

In a few years, there will definitely be a ninth, tenth, or even more, as long as the series still makes money.

"Raiders of the Lost Ark" was filmed from 1981 to 2013, and Harrison Ford was filmed from 39 to 71 years old, a full 32-year span.

It is estimated that even if he can't shoot anymore, the producer will still find someone else to play his son, and let Harrison Ford show up to represent the inheritance.

This is not only the profit of the movie, a series that has been popular for more than ten or twenty years, the copyright of this IP alone is worth billions of dollars, and even people may not sell it.

"Star Wars" later released a side story "Rogue One", in which there was no original actor, all the actors did not appear in the first few films, and the salary was much cheaper.

It's a Star Wars Gaiden, the plot doesn't have much to do with it, and the world has won $1 billion, which is simply a rooster that lays eggs.

So Hollywood is desperately trying to make sequels to raise IP, and even films like "Independence Day" have made sequels after 20 years, and they have nothing to do with the first one.

Although the global box office of 400 million is only half of the first part 20 years ago, the filmmaker is still a little profitable.

And this garbage film has sold 500 million in China.

Hollywood is like this, and China naturally wants to follow suit.

However, there are not a few big-selling movies in China a year, and a director of Zhang Yimou's level will definitely not get a sequel, and he can't get a sequel.

Even Feng Xiaogang confessed after the release of "Private Custom" later that the purpose of filming this was to return Wang Zhong's military affection to fill the hole in "1942".

Now with this embarrassing series, as long as the second part continues to sell well, then this IP will become

Although Yu Dong failed to get a piece of the pie, there was no investment from him......

However, Tang An shook his head at Yu Dong's estimate of 200 million, "Yu Dong, my goal is more than 200 million. ”

"Oh, what is Dong Tang's goal?" asked Yu Dong with a smile.

"500 million. ”

Tang An smiled and spit out a number.

He didn't say the expected 700 million, for Dong, whether it is 500 million or 700 million, it is a concept: impossible, non-existent.

Yu Dong smiled casually, just as Tang An was really joking.

Tang An smiled and didn't say much, and when the box office came out, he could see Yu Dong's shocked expression.

After chatting for a while, Tang An went to greet the guests with Chen Guozhang and Xu Yanyun.

It didn't take long for Xu Zheng to walk in from the red carpet outside with the creators, and the premiere ceremony officially began.

"Welcome to the world premiere of the movie "People in Embarrassment", a year ago "People in Embarrassment" brought a lot of laughter to the audience, and today, a year later, I hope that "People in Embarrassment in Thailand" can let everyone have a happy Spring Festival......."

Tang An didn't dominate the crowd, and after saying a long paragraph, he handed over the stage to Xu Zheng and the actors.

After feeling emotional, the host Tu Wei ridiculed an "intimate scene" where Wang Baoqiang gave Xu Zheng drugs and asked Tao Hong's opinion.

Before Tao Hong could speak, Huang Bo broke the news first, and he said with a smile, "That cobra is real, and the ass is real." ”

Wang Baoqiang said with a serious face, "What you think is true is true." ”

And Xu Zheng said frankly, "Actually, that ass is not mine, but we chose the whitest one." ”

The tacit and affectionate interaction between the three embarrassed gods made the audience burst into laughter, and Tao Hong finally couldn't help it, shouting that the three of them were "true love".

When Tang Yan was asked what it was like to play a goddess, she was a little shy and said that she would be afraid that the audience would not approve of her guest appearance as a goddess in it.

......

Then the lights in the screening room went out and the big screen lit up.

After the previous roll is over, the feature film is over.

The above line of subtitles, the producer is Hantang Media Group, and the producer is Tang An.

This is also the first film invested by Hantang Media.

The picture officially began, Xu Zheng's iconic bald head appeared on the screen, wearing a white coat and this protective glasses, and was doing an oil bully experiment.

The list of creators also flashed on the screen one after another.

It turned out that Xu Lang was projecting the experimental results to his wife.

Xu Lang needed to go to Thailand to sign this contract, but his wife was going to divorce now, and he didn't have to wait for a moment, so Xu Lang had no choice but to kneel down and pray.

At this time, Huang Bo, dressed in black and wearing black sunglasses, appeared, wiped his hair with a cup of coffee, and said with a smile, "What, I proposed to my sister-in-law again!"

"Huang Bo's suit and leather shoes are so cheap..."

"With a wicked smile on his face, Huang Bo must be the villain!"

"This laughter is a bit ecstatic, and the expression and the look are even funnier than when you are ugly. ”

The opening scene is a joke, and Huang Bo, who looks like a person, once understood that he didn't rely on being ugly to make people laugh.

There are a total of fifty or sixty laughs set up in the whole film, which is extremely dense, and it is not at all, it is natural, and basically the whole process cannot be stopped.

Next, Gao Bo quietly covered Xu Lang's words, Xu Lang just kept perfunctory to him, but his wife said that he had leaked his mouth.

Gao Bo: "No, do you know where Lao Zhou is?"

Xu Lang: "I don't know, I thought you knew!"

Gao Bo: "I don't know, how do you know I know?"

"I don't know, you know!"

This funny dialogue once again caused the audience to burst into laughter.

"These two people have a spark in the play!"

"It's just two of you, it's so cheap!"

"Little Tao Hung is not a light bulb......"

"You two talk ......"

......

After that, the scene was simply hilarious, and when Wang Baoqiang's hairstyle and style appeared, it also deeply "fascinated" the audience.

In just a few minutes of drama on the plane, the laughter almost never stopped, and you could hear stomach cramps from laughter from the audience nearby.

Then Yang Mi walked into the elevator while talking on the phone, speaking in Thai, and the two began to argue about whether this was a shemale.

Later, the baby was about to talk, and a scissorhand came, and he showed off a sentence in English.

"Hello!"

At this time, Yang Mi answered a phone call, using Chinese.

"I'm in the elevator, there's two 2Bs!"

The two of them were embarrassed, and their expressions stiffened a little at this time.

really saw her performance on the big screen, Yang Mi was even more exaggerated than when she was filming, and she almost laughed.

"Hahahaha... This is too funny, I didn't think it was so funny when I was filming, ouch, no, haha..."

At this time, no one in front of her laughed at her, everyone was amused by this scene, and for a while, there was continuous laughter in the screening hall, and even Tang An, who had seen it more than once, laughed out loud.

"Return my goddess Mi Mi !!"

"Yang Mi actually played a ladyboy, Xu bald, you ******"

"Mysterious Silent ......"

"Confused with a capital letter, haha..."

"I recognize such a beautiful shemale!"

"Oops, I'm laughing, let me slow down!"

......

"You don't understand, this scallion pancake sounds simple!"

"Is the noodles dead or the noodles hot or the noodles hot!"

"It's burning, it's baking, it's steaming, it's frying!" Then the baby began to explain the truth of scallion pancakes.

"Okay, okay, how much do you sell for one?" Xu Lang was impatient and asked directly.

"Two-five!" replied the baby

"How much does it cost?"

"About a dollar!"

"And how many loaves can you sell a day?"

"Eight hundred!" can the bread also be said to be "only"...

"So many!" Xu Lang was shocked.

"That's not much..."

"Even if you make a net profit of 26,000 a month!"

"Then you can sell to franchisees."

Xu Lang began to come up with ideas.

"The franchise fee is 5,000 yuan, and if you open 100 stores in the capital, the monthly franchise fee is 500,000 yuan. ”

"It's six million a year, and if there are 5,000 chain stores in the country, you can earn 300 million a year!"

"That's it, that's it—" The baby slapped the table a few times excitedly.

"In less than two years, it will definitely be listed on the main board!"

"You sell me the formula!" Xu Lang is worthy of being an elite in the workplace and has a lot of business acumen.

"In fact, there is no secret recipe, that is, you can't invite someone, you can't freeze it, it must be freshly baked, and I have to make it myself!" the baby said the "formula".

Xu Lang rolled his eyes, saying so much in vain.

"So you're only going to make scallion pancakes for the rest of your life, you know?"

"How do you know that? I like to make scallion pancakes!" the baby thought he was complimenting him.

......

Time passed, and there was no one in the entire screening hall who didn't laugh, and I couldn't stop laughing.

Maybe it can really break 500 million?

Yu Dong listened to the laughter around him, and a thought flashed in his heart, but he was left behind and watched the movie seriously, although he had already seen it.

"Director Xu, judging from the audience's reaction, this movie will definitely be a big hit at the box office, it seems that you can start preparing the script for the third part. Tang An looked at the big screen, turned his head and smiled at Xu Zheng next to him.

Xu Zheng next to him listened to Tang An's words, hesitated for a moment, and said, "I'm sorry Tang Dong, I may not have time next year." ”