Chapter Ninety-Nine: Objections Are Null and Void
Hill's introduction of this new employee really surprised everyone, Deadpool Wade Wilson. Pen~Fun~Pavilion www.biquge.info This man has made S.H.I.E.L.D. famous before. Even Hawkeye Barton was left with a home and a high debt.
In order to pay off that large amount of debt, Barton had to sell his copyright to Li Jie at a low price. A total buyout fee of one million in ten years is really not a good price. But he didn't have much room for bargaining.
Because at that time, Patton was almost unanimously condemned by the common people. He didn't dare to go out for quite a long time. Many people came to the door of S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters to protest what they were doing to a hero who saved New York. Hmm, if Deadpool were a hero.
So when Hill said Deadpool's name, it was so quiet that even Barton's bow and arrow couldn't hold steadily. As a professional fighter, he couldn't even hold his own weapon, so you can imagine how much impact he received.
"No way! This can't be!" Barton yelled at Hill in a hoarse voice, "I agree with Hill even if you let a dachshund join the Avengers now!
Barton was so out of shape that he didn't even pick up his bow and arrows. He strode straight towards Ciel, waving his arms. Hill didn't know if that counted as a threatening attitude.
"Agent Hawkeye, I remember you being one of the first people to propose recruiting Deadpool. Hill pretends he doesn't know anything, and he doesn't know about Deadpool's feud with Hawkeye. She said with some pretense of innocence.
"This time and that time, Director Hill!" Barton pronounced the word Director emphatically. And the other Avengers are on the side as a melon-eating crowd.
Iron Fist and Blade, as well as the White Tiger and Luke Cage, gathered together and talked quietly. White Tiger whispered, "I'm not very clear about the internal personnel of S.H.I.E.L.D., but did Barton have a holiday with Hill before?"
"Supposedly not, Hill and Hawkeye are said to have a good relationship. Although there are occasional minor arguments. "Iron Fist is a little more open than White Tiger in S.H.I.E.L.D., so he knows a little more.
"But I can't see how good the relationship between the two is. If you want to call this kind of relationship a good one. Luke Cage frowned and whispered.
"Maybe we should be more vigilant, it looks like Hill is in the shoes of the Smiling Tiger. Vampire Slayer Blade, who is always vigilant, was the last to speak. His statement was unanimously recognized.
Hill has since been labeled by the members of the Avengers as a Cautious Eye and a Smiling Tiger.
And Natasha and Captain Rogers also got together. "Captain, you said Hill was serious, Deadpool made Barton so miserable!" Natasha still turned to Barton, after all, the two were real comrades-in-arms.
Life and death are shared, and you can give your back and life to each other with peace of mind, and this kind of feeling is more than that of ordinary friends.
"I don't know, Hill didn't tell me before. But I thought maybe she had her own considerations. Rogers also frowned slightly.
"I still stick to my point Hill, Deadpool can't join the Avengers, and if you really think we're lacking help, I think Agent Coulson's Huskies can be more useful than Deadpool. Barton insisted on his opinion without backing down.
"While that Deadpool guy hasn't come yet, I think you'd better take back your opinion!
Hill also felt a headache when he looked at Barton's insistence, even though she was pretending to be stupid. But that doesn't mean that Deadpool's feud with Hawkeye doesn't exist.
Hill just covered half of his face with his left hand and said in a helpless tone, "Actually, Deadpool is already here." Just behind me. ”
"What?!" Hawkeye Barton immediately looked behind Ciel, but didn't see anyone. Suddenly, a very sneering voice appeared behind him on the right: "I just heard you say, I'm not as good as a dachshund?"
Deadpool rested his chin on Barton's right shoulder and said in a playful tone, "Or can a husky be more useful than me?"
"Yes, that's right! that's what I think!" Barton was not deterred by the sudden voice. He's been looking for Deadpool for a long time.
As for what to do with Deadpool, of course, kill him! As a ranged archer, he has a habit of hiding a short knife around his waist or calf. This is a long-standing tradition that has lasted for thousands of years. This is the archer's last fighting weapon.
A good archer should also be a master with a short knife and a dagger.
Hawkeye himself as a good archer also maintains this fine tradition.
As he spoke, he pulled out a short knife from his waist that had been hidden at the speed of lightning. Like a ballerina, she turns around and draws a delicate angle, and the short knife in her left hand is as light and beautiful as the dancing notes of a waltz.
Barton quickly distanced himself from Deadpool, his short knife striking a semicircle at a nice angle, and with a pop, the blade sliced through his throat and sent out a puddle of warm blood.
Barton's short knife successfully cut through Deadpool's major artery, and Wade's blood instantly soared more than three meters away. Because his trachea and vocal cords are severed, Deadpool can't make sounds.
He clutched one hand helplessly against his throat, making a ho-ho sound like a bellows. The other finger was pointing at Barton and trembling. At the end, Deadpool, who lost a lot of blood, finally seems to be unable to support it and collapses to the ground.
Before he died, he scribbled the name of the man who killed him with a hand stained in his own blood [Killer S.H.I.E.L.D. 7th Agent Hawkeye Patton, now a member of the Avengers.] Dissatisfied with a million-dollar debt owed to Deadpool Wade Wilson. Finally killed in anger!]
[PS: Barton lives in S.H.I.E.L.D. dormitory Building B at 1302.] The murderer is there!PS end]
After writing so much, such detailed and complete information, Wade finally collapsed and died at the age of ......
"As a dying man, he must have written a little too much. If I had so much time to spell out so many complicated words before I died, I would have chosen to salvage them. White Tiger stood behind Deadpool and watched as it took Deadpool more than eight minutes to finish writing such a string of things.
And because some words are difficult to spell, such as the official name of S.H.I.E.L.D., the Ministry of National Territorial Strategic Defense and Logistics Support. This is a long and awkward name, and Deadpool misspelled it several times.
Every time he misspelled it, he had to wipe it off and start over, so that the blood he spurted out at the end was a little insufficient. He eventually checked his phone to figure out the correct spelling of the term.
It wasn't until the last word was written that Deadpool fell to the ground. Before he fell to the ground, he pointed his finger at Hawkeye one last time, indicating that this was the murderer.
"Okay, Wade, can you stop making trouble?" Hill felt his head hurt, didn't there be a single person in his right mind in the entire Avengers?
Hawkeye knows Deadpool's characteristics, and he doesn't give Deadpool face at all. He directly erases everything Deadpool has written with his foot and kicks Deadpool's body. "Get up, I know you're not dead. ”
Hawkeye saw that Deadpool was still lying on the ground like a dead dog and pretending to be dead, and he drew his short knife again: "If you are really dead, you should not care if I stab me a few more times!"
Hearing Hawkeye's words, Deadpool, who was supposed to be dead, immediately rolled over. It looked like the damage Hawkeye had done to him was useless, "Do you know how much it hurt me you just made!" Deadpool's voice was a little hoarse, and it seemed that his vocal cords hadn't recovered yet.
This is Deadpool's ability, a super healing ability similar to Wolverine. Although Hawkeye slit his neck, it didn't really kill him.
"Alright Barton, I think you should put your grievances aside for a while, even though Deadpool had done something a little too much before. Hill said as a middleman.
"Excessive?" Barton raised his eyebrows, his eyes wide as he looked at Ciel. Hill was defeated by Patton's gaze.
All she could do was tell the truth: "Well, it's actually very excessive. I understand, I understand. ”
Captain Rogers asked Hill and Deadpool with some curiosity: "Deadpool, why do you want to join the Avengers, and what do you think about Ciel?
Steve Rogers is the leader of this group, and whether or not he can join the Avengers still requires Rogers' consent. If Rogers doesn't agree, Hill insists on adding someone, which will make the relationship very stiff. Hill and Deadpool still understand this.
The first to speak was Deadpool, of course, he wouldn't say that he wanted his comics to sell well, and then make a lot of money from peripherals, movies and endorsements, he coughed lightly and cleared his throat: "Of course it's for justice." ”
"Huh?" Captain Rogers looked fooled, and he didn't believe what Deadpool said. But then Hill spoke.
"For the image of S.H.I.E.L.D., Captain. You know the problem with Deadpool and Hawkeye before. I don't want to say who's right and who's wrong. In short, it was S.H.I.E.L.D. that hurt the most. Our reputation has been ruined. So we need to use all kinds of ways to salvage our reputation. Hill's reasoning is acceptable to Captain Rodgers.
"So using Deadpool to join S.H.I.E.L.D. as a buffer for this?" Rogers nodded, which was one way to go.
Hill continued: "Wade is cheap, he loves money, he has no discipline, and all kinds of problems. ”
Rogers squinted at Wade, is it really good to have so many questions?" "Although Wade has all kinds of problems, he doesn't lose money on the big festival. So at that time, Nick also thought about recruiting him in. Hill continued.
"And there's one more important point. Hill looked at Rogers seriously and said slowly, "The military and Congress should not be able to hold it anymore." They should soon have to compromise and negotiate. That's why we're bringing in Deadpool, who had a conflict with S.H.I.E.L.D., at this time!"
Rogers understood Hill's most important purpose: "Is this a gesture and a hint to the military?"
Hill nodded, "That's right!"
"But I don't agree!" Barton suddenly said in a loud voice, "I don't agree!" Natasha, what do you say about Iron Fist?"
It seems that Barton is starting to find allies to resist Hill's decision. Natasha and Tekken and the others shrugged their shoulders senselessly and stood behind Barton. In this moment, Hawkeye felt the support from his teammates.
"Hey, do you know how important this is?" Hill said loudly as he looked at the Avengers standing behind Patton, "We'll be able to budget up right now!
Hearing Hill's words, White Tiger and Luke Cage silently stepped back a little.
"The washing machines used by employees will no longer be charged, and the air conditioners will not be adjusted to eco-friendly mode! You can be as warm as you want in winter, and as cold as you want in summer!" Blade silently took a step back.
"And the staff dorms won't be collecting utility bills anymore! I'll switch back to Subway's choice of sandwiches for supper, and stop using Donald's dollar burgers!" Hill exclaimed. "All of our agent benefits will be restored and can be done better. ”
But Barton didn't flinch: "These can't buy us! My teammates would ......... "Support me?
Damn, why are you all so far away from me! Natasha and White Tiger are discussing cosmetics.
Iron Fist Blade and Cage discuss some martial arts moves. It's as if everything that just happened was an illusion of Hawkeye.
Captain Rogers walked over and patted Patton on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "Good work Barton." ”
Wait? What does this mean? What do you mean I'm miserable! What do you mean Captain? I adore you so much! What do you want to do? Barton felt like he was abandoned by the world for a moment.
Deadpool lay on the ground and propped up one leg and gestured with one hand to him. Hill looked at the scene and it looked like things were all settled. Although she seems to have neglected someone.
Hill slapped his face and left with a smile. Looks like everything is going to work out happily!
When everybody left, Patton was left messy in the wind!
Hill, if you were supposed to be a million dollars from me, why would I have to do this! Now you come to pretend to be a good person, and I will carry all the pots!
Barton instantly felt the pain of what is called ten thousand arrows piercing his heart! Especially the cheap look left by Deadpool before leaving, in the days to come, I will not be finished with you!