"Oh, uncle, there is no grudge in the long days and no hatred in the near future, you want to kill me with iron head skills?" I cried out holding my chest.

The person who came was none other than the second half immortal, as soon as I saw that it was him, I went up and grabbed the collar of the second half immortal, "Two and a half immortals, you kid is not righteous, the old and young masters of this village live, but you make a mess of the rules is appropriate?"

"I'm not here, I also have my own difficulties, and you have to cool me. Although Lanxiang is divorced and married for the second time, it is not easy to live. I know. The second half immortal said.

Lan Xiang turned out to be married to a stuffy boy in Shilipu Village, called Dayun. Lan Xiangniang is a sick seedling, and her father is a mute. When Lan Xiang was two years old, she accidentally fell on her head while eating, and just plunged her head into the freshly served rice bowl, leaving several scars on her face.

Later, when it came to the age of marriage, the people who said that they were close to each other retreated when they saw this. It wasn't until he was twenty-five years old that someone kneaded with the great luck. Lan Xiang's father also thinks that the luck is real, and the donkey is worn out, so it is enough to make a good living.

Dayun's father and mother didn't have anything at first, and after a long time, they became more and more disdainful of Lanxiang. Especially women, once a woman doesn't look down on another woman, then it's not good, how to look wrong. Yue Jue's Lanxiang married to Dayun is a fly buttocks, Bao Qu (maggots) miles.

Dayun Niang doesn't go to the ground all year round, and when she sees the green crops, she gets dizzy, and she is allergic to the skin. The long bean bean has pimples, red spots and itching. Usually playing mahjong, dressed like Tianshan Tong's grandmother, seven days to catch five sets, two days to go to the mall.

That spring, Lanxiang and Dayun's father were playing herbicides in the field, and the sprayer broke. Lan Xiang went home to get the pliers and board, and when she saw that the door was open, she went to the house to look for something. When they walked to the door of their old couple, Lan Xiang felt that the movement was wrong, and there was a chirping sound from Dayun Niang. Lan Xiang thought that Dayun Niang was not feeling well, so she pushed the door and went in.

Lan Xiang immediately retreated again, and Dayun Niang's body was not uncomfortable, but very comfortable. Dayun Niang is making waves with an old bachelor in the village, turning clouds and rain.

Lan Xiang's heart is very twisted, she doesn't work in broad daylight, and does such a shameful thing. In the evening, Dayun went home and told Dayun about it, hoping that Dayun would talk about his mother. Who knew that Dayun didn't believe it, the two quarreled, and the old couple heard it and came over. Dayun Niang has no face and will not admit it.

It is not said that Lanxiang took the basin to deduct it for her, and Dayun wants to believe in her mother. Put the orchid good fight. Dayun Dad is also angry, and the ugliness of the family cannot be publicized, even if there is such a thing, what is it publicized. The hated orchid has itchy teeth, and she lets her luck hit the orchid, and she can't get out of the house.

Dayun Niang saw her son beating Lanxiang, she was annoyed and angry, and jumped to make trouble, "Beat, beat, kill this shameless little **, Dayun beat, beat her where she can't see people!"

Lan Xiang went back to her parents' house, and her mother saw that Lan Xiang was blue and purple, and tears flowed out. "It's all because my father and mother are blind, I found you such a home!" Lan Xiang's father trembled angrily, and he made a fuss. went to the Universiade's house to seek justice, and the Dayun father is a famous "hob meat" in the village. You don't have to deal with a dumb person.

Some people persuaded Dayun that it is not easy to marry a daughter-in-law and live a good life. Universiade also regretted it at the time, and found the seniors to agree, and finally invited Lanxiang back.

After that, Dayun's father and mother fought hard with Lanxiang. It's okay to instigate Dayun to beat his daughter-in-law, Dayun has soft ears, thinking that his father and mother are always right, and he is obedient, "The daughter-in-law is a bought horse, and I ride it and I fight."

Dayun's father knew that Lan Xiang had a thin stomach for two days, but he hung the belt tied to his waist on the mouth of the thatched house, and he seemed to be someone at any time. The anxious orchid is full of thatched houses.

What the people in the village look down on the most is that Lan Xiangniang died, and Dayun's father didn't let Dayun go to pay respects. It is said that the father of the great luck coaxes the child with a knife, what is it?

It's okay for the old couple to find fault, either the rice is thin or the steamed buns are cold, but the luck is just to reach out and fight, and to raise the leg to kick. Lan Xiang was aggrieved, she didn't dare to make her father angry anymore, and she cried on her mother's grave in the middle of the night.

Someone really can't look at it, so persuade Lanxiang to leave the kid. This fucking isn't a human beating!

Lan Xiang then made up her mind to leave this family and marry into our village.

The second half-immortal then said: "I don't do my best, I'm sorry for Lanxiang." It was against the ancestral teachings to show Lanxiang, so I turned a corner and let Lanxiang come out first. I'll then ask you to bring the prescription. Even if I didn't see a doctor for Lanxiang, this is also a workaround. ”

After hearing this, I laughed, "Even if you have a conscience, you don't need me to send it, the Lanxiang man is not here!

"That's not good, the prescription is for you, I don't care who you want to give it to, but you can't give it to him directly. "The second half immortal deliberately pretended to be crazy and stupid.

We all laughed, I grabbed the prescription and hurriedly handed it to Lan Xiang's husband and said, "Quick, grab the medicine, don't delay." ”

"Come back!" the second half-immortal shouted. "What's the matter? You're breaking the rules, aren't you?" I asked.

"Cut the three hairs on the head of the raccoon cat, and roast it yellow. Don't bake the paste, mash it, make a primer for medicine, and take it before drinking it. The second dose is good. The second half immortal instructed again.

"I didn't say it earlier, I thought there were any rules in your family. I replied.

The second half-immortal sent the orchid man away and returned to the house with me. I made a pot of tea, and the second half of the immortal talked about why his ancestors did not treat remarried women.

The ancestors of the two and a half immortals started their business in Tianyinwei, and they also started from a small Chinese medicine clinic. Later, the scale gradually expanded, and it became a well-known pharmacy in Xinmen, and everyone knew about the "Liuweitang" in Xinmen. The assets are also abundant, and the ancestors of the two and a half immortals also have mansions, and there were no famous cars at that time. There are only luxury cars with annual and monthly packages, of course, beauties are indispensable, and the ancestors of the two and a half immortals married a main house and an aunt.

The second and half immortal ancestors especially favored their aunts, young and beautiful, and they would come to things. Therefore, as long as the aunt says it, Tian Xianwei has it, and it will definitely be done. Silver, tickets, and the ocean are as much as they take. There is no need to approve the ancestors, and there is no need to ask for any reason, it is advisable from the bookkeeper.

The ancestors of the two and a half immortals are not drunk, and they also work hard for the "Liuweitang" all day long to take care of business. I rarely go home when I'm busy.

Of course, the second aunt is in her youth and can't bear the loneliness. After a long time, it is easy for the driver who pulls the foreign car to hook up and commit adultery, and fool around for a long time. Everyone in the mansion knows about it, but only one of the two and a half immortal ancestors is hidden.

The second aunt is too red and apricot to be out of the wall for a long time, and she doesn't feel that it is a way, there is no impermeable wall. It's not a thing to be like this all the time, taking advantage of a dark and windy night, they packed the gold and silver into a bag, and the two climbed back to their hometown in Wuhu, Anhui Province and eloped.

At that time, the second half immortal ancestor was angry, and then felt that since she was obsessed with ghosts, she was more sad than dead, so let her go.

I didn't think that a few years later, the second aunt was holding a child in her hand, and she came to stand in front of the ancestors of the two and a half immortals in rags.