Chapter 243: Mom, the Snake Got In!
"Who are you scaring about?" Du Hong saw the main owner appear, his face trembled, and his expression was full of fierceness: "You let the snake into my hospital without permission, this is a crime, I want to sue you!"
When Qin Lang heard this, he had to think that what Tang Xue and Secretary Xu said was right, this guy is a wicked boss, with a clever tongue and reversing black and white!
It's a pity that it was him who ran into it.
He didn't have the habit of suffering at the hands of such people, and he wouldn't let such a thing befall him.
"Sue your sister!"
Qin Lang also scolded unceremoniously.
Du Hongheng, he is going to be more horizontal than Du Hong!
Du Hong was a little stunned, secretly said when did the health club invite such a helper? As far as he knew, he had been looking for trouble with the health club in the past few days, and even went to the health club yesterday to scold, but he didn't see everyone in the health club dare to come out and scold him.
Du Hong was stunned, but Qin Lang asked directly: "Boss Du, right, you went to the door of someone's store to release snakes, do you think this is the right way?"
"I want you to take care of it!" Du Hong's eyes widened, and he was even more fierce.
Qin Lang sneered: "I really have to take care of this matter!"
Du Hong thought that he would not be afraid of Qin Lang in his own shop, so he still said toughly: "Boy, you don't go out to inquire, what kind of person is your Uncle Du, dare to come to me to spread wild, are you tired of being crooked?"
"So, don't you have anything to talk about?" Qin Lang's sneer was even more chilly.
Du Hong snorted heavily.
Qin Lang didn't bother to make any more sense, this kind of person is a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, and he has to come up with some thunderous means to make this kind of person afraid.
Qin Lang put his hand to his mouth and whistled.
The whistle was quick and high-pitched.
Du Hong crossed his waist and said disdainfully: "What, do you still have to use a whistle to warn and call for help?"
After speaking, Du Hong, who was five big and three thick, had already rolled up his sleeves and was about to start beating people.
Qin Lang stood still, clasping his hands in front of his chest, looking calm and relaxed, but a mocking smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"What are you laughing at, I'll slap you out later!" Du Hong said with a cruel smile, and the elephant leg took a heavy step forward, wanting to deliberately create a terrifying momentum to scare Qin Lang.
But the next moment, Du Hong was as if he had bumped into a ghost, and his face turned pale!
"Oops, Mom!"
Looking at his leg in shorts, a grass snake somehow climbed up his calf all at once, and the leg felt cold and very frightening, Du Hong had goosebumps all over his body, and almost lost his soul!
"Ah, it hurts, it hurts!"
Before Du Hong could shake off the grass snake, there was a sharp pain in his calf, and he looked at it and found that the grass snake had bitten him firmly!
Although this snake was not poisonous, it was really painful, so Du Hong had to have the courage to grab the tail of the grass snake and throw the grass snake out.
"Paralyzed, let you bite Lao Tzu!"
After throwing the grass snake, Du Hong also scolded.
But then, Du Hong screamed again.
A cauliflower snake that was twice as big as just now, I don't know from which corner it sneaked up, grabbed his other leg and bit it hard, and then, there was a sharp pain in his ass and thigh.
Du Hong's soul is really gone.
Looking at five or six big snakes of different colors wrapped around his body, Du Hong screamed in fright and jumped all over the ground.
Finally got all the snakes off his body, Du Hong hurriedly took a few steps back, still frightened, unable to figure out why the snake, which was originally separated by a distance from him, suddenly seemed to be crazy, and the speed became extremely fast, and it bit him at once.
Seeing that several places on the bare calves were swollen, Du Hong hurriedly found a few plasters to paste.
"Luckily, the snakes that bite me are not poisonous. Du Hong rejoiced in her heart.
"Boss Du. Qin Lang said with a smile.
"What's it called?" Du Hong shouted rudely, because he had to deal with his wounds, he planned to go to the health club to trouble Qin Lang in the future.
But suddenly Du Hong's head opened up, thinking of why he was bitten by a snake just now, but Qin Lang didn't have anything to do?
Those snakes were just beasts, and they weren't well-trained soldiers, how could they only bite themselves and not Qin Lang?
"Boy, it turned out to be your ghost!" Du Hong pointed at Qin Lang and scolded, spitting all over the place.
Qin Lang spread his hands: "Do you have evidence?"
In that way, it clearly shows that he is the devil, but he wants to bully Du Hong without evidence, what can he do with him.
Du Hong was furious, and roared with a hideous face: "You brought these snakes, and you must have let these snakes bite me!"
Qin Lang said coldly: "Really, but how can I remember that these snakes were originally yours?"
Du Hong's face flushed, these snakes were purchased by him from others.
Thinking of the snake he bought, and finally biting several holes in his body, Du Hong almost went crazy.
"Wait, you wait for me, we're not done with this matter!" Du Hong really wanted to teach Qin Lang a lesson now, but when he had to deal with his wounds, he had to decide to let Qin Lang go for the time being.
In his opinion, after he said this, Qin Lang would definitely feel lucky, and then leave quickly.
After all, he thought that his strong figure would definitely be able to suppress Qin Lang against Qin Lang.
However, Qin Lang still stood still.
Du Hong immediately became angry: "Boy, don't think that you can control these snakes from biting me, so you dare not take me in your eyes, now hurry up and get out of me, don't force me to do it!"
"So you're not afraid of me!" Qin Lang said with a smile, he didn't expect this Du Hong to feel too good about himself, he must think that he could beat himself, and he had to come up with more means.
"I'm afraid of a fart!" Du Hong's face was full of ridicule, "Lao Tzu was a gangster when he was a teenager, and he would be afraid of you kid?"
"Then are you afraid of it?" Qin Lang had a playful expression on his face and pointed to Du Hong's crotch.
Du Hong thought that Qin Lang was referring to the snake that bit him just now, and laughed: "Now that the snakes have been taken down by me, what am I afraid of?"
"Try to feel it and see if there's something wrong in your crotch. Qin Lang reminded with "kindness".
Du Hong was suspicious, looked down at the crotch of his pants, didn't find anything wrong, thought that he had fallen into Qin Lang's plan, and was furious: "Damn, boy, you dare to play with Lao Tzu!"
But in the next moment, Du Hong's eyes straightened.
He actually saw a small green tail sticking out from the corner of his beach shorts, wagging it!
Isn't that little tail the tail of a snake?
Du Hong thought: The snake's tail is in his crotch, isn't that the whole snake......
Du Hong immediately panicked, screamed, and quickly pulled off the beach shorts, leaving a pair of briefs.
When he lowered his head, Du Hong was so frightened that his heart jumped to his throat!
The briefs were bulging inside, and there was something squirming in them, and the green snake tail was also swinging against his skin, and the skin caused by the tail was cold, making his cold hair stand up!
"Snake ...... Snake ......" Du Hong was so frightened that his face was pale.
"Stupid, of course it's a snake. Qin Lang gloated.
Du Hong thought that this snake was moving on the second brother, and he didn't know what had become of the second brother, so he finally had the courage to open the corner of his briefs and look inside.
"Mom!"
At a glance, Du Hong's legs were trembling!
The snake actually opened its mouth and swallowed half of his family heirloom!
Now that he paid it back, Du Hong immediately wanted to take down the snake.
"Boss Du, you'd better not be impulsive. Qin Lang suddenly said with a smile at this time.
"What do you mean!" Du Hong said angrily, but his confidence was obviously insufficient, and he didn't dare to pull the snake with his outstretched hand.
"The snake has teeth in its mouth, and if you pull it, if the snake is frightened, it will swallow the prey faster, and guess what the consequences will be. Qin Lang took a moment and said unhurriedly.
There is no need for Qin Lang to point it out, Du Hong also knows what the consequences will be.
The snake first has teeth, and the teeth are quite sharp, if you bite very hard, you will pull yourself, the second brother will definitely be bitten, and secondly, the snake is frightened and Tamar will desperately swallow the prey!
Now the "prey" in the snake's mouth, but the treasure related to his lifelong happiness, has been swallowed half, if the other half is also swallowed by the snake, then he can only be a eunuch for the rest of his life.
"Then what should I do?" Du Hong had no choice but to ask Qin Lang for help.
"I don't know. Qin Lang simply found a rattan chair to lie down, crossed Erlang's legs, and said leisurely, giving Du Hong three words.
Du Hong obviously didn't believe it. The snakes were all brought by Qin Lang, which shows that Qin Lang knows snakes very well, how could he not know how to let the snake loosen its mouth?
"Hurry up and help me, I'm here...... I don't feel it here!" Du Hong said with a sad face.
After discovering that he had been bitten, he felt that he had lost sensation in his crotch, and now he was anxious.
"Help you, why should I help you?" Qin Lang stood up from the rattan chair, turned around and walked out.
Poof!
Du Hong suddenly knelt down in front of Qin Lang and begged: "Little brother, everything was my fault before, you can help me quickly!"
Qin Lang turned around and said to Du Hong, "I have to go back and ask the boss." ”
Du Hong didn't understand, and begged and cried again: "Little brother, it's completely my fault to splash dirty water on the recreation and health club, I will go to your boss today to apologize, and promise that I will not dare to do such a lack of virtue in the future." ”
Qin Lang didn't answer directly, but glanced at Du Hong, and then said: "The snake bite time is not short, if you don't hurry up, well, I'm afraid it will be difficult to protect!"
These words suddenly made Du Hong anxious to talk to the ants on the hot pot, and he was also very afraid, so he had to regard Qin Lang as a savior, and kowtow to Qin Lang desperately: "Little brother, all the mistakes are my fault, I am really wrong, I don't dare to do anything wrong in the future, please, save me." ”
"Do you know it's wrong?" Qin Lang asked rhetorically.
"Yes, yes. Du Hong nodded like pounding garlic.
"Do you dare to find trouble with the health club in the future?" Qin Lang asked rhetorically.
"Don't dare, never dare, I don't dare to lend me a hundred guts. Du Hong complained bitterly, and was jealous of Qin Lang's ability to control the snake bite him.
"I'm sure you won't do anything stupid like that again, or I'll have a viper here that won't come in handy. Qin Lang said coldly.
Du Hong knelt on the ground, and when he saw two silver snakes spitting poisonous letters not far away, he immediately felt cold sweat all over his body!
What if it was bitten by a poisonous snake?
The picture was too miserable, Du Hong didn't dare to imagine it.
"Okay, seeing that your attitude of admitting your mistakes is okay, I'll reluctantly help you. Qin Lang's words fell into Du Hong's ears, which was tantamount to immortal sound.
"Thank you, little brother, thank you, little brother. Du Hong said desperately.
Then wait for Qin Lang to teach him the way to get rid of the snake.
"You stroke the snake as gently as you can with your hands, taking care to stroke it from head to tail. Qin Lang gave a way.