Chapter 103: Fighting with Liu Bang
Liu Bang is dressed as a warrior, with a medium build, a scruffy beard, and a horizontal face.
This physiognomy is definitely not related to goodness!
It's definitely an artifact to stop babies from crying!
Liu Bang looked Qin Ge up and down at him, smiled, and introduced:
"Hunter No. 79, Liu Bang, 29 years old, three-star martial emperor!"
After Liu Bang finished speaking, Qin Ge immediately raised his right hand and said loudly:
"Protest, I protest!"
Liu Bang was stunned!
Xu Fu was stunned!
Even Bai Qi, Wang Jian and others were also stunned!
What the hell is this?
Seeing that everyone was attracted over, the corners of Qin Ge's mouth rose slightly, and he pointed at Liu Bang and said:
"I protest against this guy named Liu Bang for serious age fraud!"
"Look at his appearance, he is still 29 years old, 60 years old!"
After Qin Ge finished speaking, he snorted, and Xiang Yu laughed!
Bai Qi Wang Jian and the others of the blood clan were stunned, but they didn't hold back and laughed!
Xu Fu opened his mouth, looking inexplicable!
Liu Bang stared, he was so angry that he was about to kill!
He is obviously 29 years old, why do you say that he is 60 years old?
"The vice-master's words are reasonable, and we are equally suspicious of his actual age. Xu Fu, let's do a bone age test on the spot!"
Bai Qi took a step forward and said with a serious face.
No matter how you say that Qin Ge is a representative of the blood clan, he naturally has to maintain!
What's more, beating Ma Xiaolong to death with one punch, Bai Qi had already looked at Qin Ge differently.
"Hmph! Facts speak louder than words!"
Xu Fu snorted coldly and directly threw out the instrument for measuring bone age.
"Qin Ge, keep your dog's eyes open and take a good look!"
After Liu Bang finished speaking, he jumped under the ring.
"Look at the punch!"
Qin Ge instantly shouted out two words and threw a punch!
Then I saw Liu Bang's feet firmly on the ground.
"Concession, concession!"
Qin Ge took advantage of the situation to put his hands behind his back, with a proud face!
"Me, mud, horses!"
Liu Bang raised his face, rolled his eyes, and almost went crazy!
I've never seen such shameless silver!
Xu Fu's face is going to be black!
Bai Qi, Wang Jian and the others glanced at each other, coughed dryly, and couldn't help laughing!
But in their hearts, they all raised Qin Ge's danger level by a notch.
This kind of adaptability, the degree of shamelessness, really deserves to be the person the Lord looks up to!
It's not like the average person!
"Xu big liar, take care of your people, is this what people under the age of 30 can say? It's definitely more than 60!"
Qin Ge stood in the ring and protested arrogantly.
"Vice Master, this joke is not funny at all!"
After Xu Fu finished speaking coldly, he gave Liu Bang a look, and Liu Bang walked into the bone measuring instrument.
After three breaths, a mechanical voice sounded above the bone measuring instrument:
"Liu Bang, bone age 31, due to his small birthday, the actual bone age is 29.5 years old!"
I'm dripping my heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys, this thing is too smart!
Qin Ge lamented.
"Vice Master, Liu Bang is not more than thirty years old!"
After Xu Fu finished speaking, the person had already appeared under the ring.
"Xu Fu, stinky and shameless, you dare!"
When Bai Qi, Wang Jian and the others wanted to move, it was too late.
"Xu Da liar, this master is joking!"
Qin Ge smiled and replied very naturally.
Then he said to Liu Bang:
"Liu Popi, come on, come on, you and I have fought for three hundred rounds, and my iron fist doesn't hurt anymore!"
When Xu Fu heard Qin Ge say this, he smiled slightly and stepped back.
As long as Qin Ge continued to say that Liu Bang was defeated, he wouldn't mind taking action to solve this soft rice, stinky and shameless!
Liu Bang jumped into the ring again, staring at Qin Ge angrily, eager to slap Qin Ge to death.
Qin Ge didn't pay attention to Liu Bang's gaze at all, and while warming up with his fists, he muttered to himself:
"Ma Xiaolong just now was too wasteful, I didn't warm up, I hope you forbid to cut it!"
Liu Bang has the heart to fight hard with Qin Ge, but he is worried that Qin Ge's hidden realm will be pitted!
So his eyes rolled wildly, thinking about what method he could use to defeat Qin Ge completely.
I have to say that Liu Bang's brain is flexible, and it didn't take long for him to come up with a foolproof plan.
"Qin Ge, how about we change the test method?"
Liu Bang proposed.
"How's that going to happen? Do you want me to jump out of the ring once?"
Qin Ge asked rhetorically.
Liu Bang: "Neither is it! Martial arts is not as good as literary fighting, it will not shed blood and will not hurt peace, wouldn't it be happy!"
Qin Ge: "Wen Dou, how to do Wen Dou?"
Liu Bang: "You and I each write a poem, whoever has a high artistic conception will win, how?"
Qin Ge: "Great goodness!"
In this way, at Liu Bang's suggestion, the competition in the ring changed from martial arts to cultural fighting!
Liu Bang took two steps forward, put his hands behind his back, looked up at the front, pondered for a while, and recited affectionately:
"The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying, Weijia is returning to his hometown, and the warriors are guarding the Quartet!"
"Good!"
A group of people led by Xiang Yu applauded!
After Liu Bang finished reciting, he raised his hand and stroked the hair on his forehead, and Niu Bi glanced at Qin Ge with a flash, meaning that it was your turn.
The corners of Qin Ge's mouth flickered, and he almost laughed out loud!
Liu Bang, Liu Bang, I really took you thousands of years ago when someone praised your stinky feet!
A few words of saliva that children can utter will make you a poet.
This is the world of martial arts, no one is ignorant!
"When you drop three autumn leaves, you can bloom February flowers. Thousands of feet of waves across the river, into the bamboo ten thousand poles slanted. ”
Qin Ge didn't think about it, he didn't brew, he opened his mouth, and then looked at Liu Bang with a smile.
"Good! What a thousand feet of waves across the river!"
Meng Yi and others took the lead in praising it, describing the charm of the wind vividly.
"Liu Bang is better than Liu Bang in terms of artistic conception, and Qin Ge is better than Shen Yun, so there is no difference!"
After discussing with the person dressed as a scribe behind him, Xu Fu gave a fairly pertinent evaluation!
Liu Bang smiled!
Qin Ge glanced at the scribe behind Xu Fu and replied unceremoniously:
"You guys are still worthy of being called scholars, and you're sorry for the clothes you're wearing, it's really fucking insulting!"
Xu Fu was deep-skinned, so naturally he didn't react!
But the scribes bowed their heads!
In their hearts, Liu Bang is not a poem at all, it is a saliva vernacular.
"The deputy master said well! If Liu Bang's can be called a poem, everyone in the blood clan is a poet, and three-year-old children are better than him!"
Meng Yi continued to mend the knife and completely uncovered Liu Bang's fig leaf.
Seeing the quarrel between the two sides, Liu Bang laughed again!
His purpose was achieved.
Because he is already invincible, at least a draw will be acceptable to both sides.
How could Qin Ge not understand Liu Bang's thoughts.
The corners of Qin Ge's mouth rose slightly, and he proposed:
"Since the two sides are arguing, why not make another song and compete with each other?"
Liu Bang's head shook like a rattle and refused!
Would he dare to say yes?
He only wrote one poem in his life.
Seeing Liu Bang's refusal, Qin Ge raised his hand, stopped Meng Yi and the others who continued to argue, and said: .
"Listen to me, to save time, I'm proposing a draw for this round. Liu Popi, you can go, next!"
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