Volume 2 Yaki Rebellion Chapter 93 Donald Duck's Legs!
[This chapter is a little heavy......]
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"Shuguang Hospital has arrived, please come to the station ......"
Looking at the back of Cheng Lilisuo getting out of the car, as well as the sweet potato he was holding in his hand, the passengers in the car all had a feeling of egg pain.
And the driver smelled the smell of vomit in the carriage, and felt that his entire career had been refreshed, he had driven a car for 20 years, and he had never seen a car full of people vomiting together......
Cheng Li thought about it at the entrance of the hospital, and went to the fruit shop on the side to buy a cheap fruit basket.
Just as Cheng Li turned around and was about to enter the hospital, a sixty or seventy-year-old man caught his attention.
The old man was dressed in a clean and decent Mao suit, the sparse white hair on his head was combed back, his hands were behind his back, his expression was high, his steps were slow and orderly, and he looked like a tall man.
What made Cheng Li secretly wary of it the most was that he was holding a long black rope in his hand behind his back, and the long rope was mopping the floor, and he couldn't see anything abnormal.
But the more this is the case, the more weird Cheng Li feels, who has nothing to do with pulling a rope in the daytime? I thought to myself, isn't this old man also a reincarnation? And he is also a powerful reincarnation? This rope is also a treasure?
In the next second, the old man suddenly turned his head, looked behind him, and then burst out into an exclamation: "Oh, where is my dog?"
Cheng Li: "???"
Cheng Li rushed into the hospital with a painful heart, thinking that it was good that he didn't come forward to say hello, otherwise he would have died of laughter. But
Also, even if the ancient battlefield is full of vitality, the reincarnation is also a minority of the total population, how can it be encountered casually?
went straight to the third floor of the inpatient department, made a registration at the door, and when Cheng Li came to the door of ward 316, he heard the voices of several people talking inside.
"That kid is really ruthless, my hand is estimated to take a month to recover. ”
"I knew I shouldn't have messed with those two boys, now it's okay, it's a shame in front of Superman. Chen Gang's voice was a little dejected.
"They are really not enough men to dare to call the police!" Wang Ming was extremely angry and said viciously, "Don't let me meet him next time, otherwise you must make him look good!"
"He will definitely avoid us, next time we will bring someone to guard him!" Chen Gang gritted his teeth and was also very depressed, "When you see him, you must get ......"
Cheng Li pushed open the door and walked in interrupting Chen Gang's words, he glanced at the two people in the ward and said with a smile: "Do you say it's a coincidence? It's only been a long time since we met again." ”
Chen Gang and Wang Ming fixed their eyes, saw the person clearly, and suddenly their eyes widened, and there was a hint of horror in their eyes.
"You...... Why are you here!" Chen Gang panicked.
"Get out quickly! Tell you, this is a hospital, not a place for you to mess around!" Wang Ming flashed an inexplicable look, pointed at Cheng Li and yelled, "We don't welcome you, get out of here!"
"Yes, get out of here!" Chen Gang also reacted and shouted loudly.
Cheng Li glanced at Wang Ming, ignored the bad attitude of the two, raised the fruit basket in his hand and said, "I'm here to apologize to you, look, the fruit basket has been brought over." ”
"We don't want your apology, get out of here!" Wang Ming was in a hurry, and wanted to press the emergency button next to the bed, but found that the button was on Chen Gang's side, so he had to remind him loudly, "Ring the alarm bell and let people drive him out." ”
Cheng Li put down the fruit basket, looked at Chen Gang with a sincere face and said, "I'm here to apologize sincerely, don't you want to hear it?"
Chen Gang was about to press the alarm bell for a moment, with a look of hesitation on his face.
Seeing this, Cheng Li took the opportunity to look around, and then picked up the iron basin that was placed on the bedside table to hold the fruit.
"What do you want to do? Didn't you apologize?" Chen Gang's face changed and he asked in horror.
"Hit me. Cheng Li handed the iron basin to Chen Gang and put his head on it.
"What did you say?" Chen Gang was stunned, suspecting that his ears had misheard.
"Aren't you beaten by us?" Cheng Li said with sincerity on his face, "Now I won't resist, let you fight." ”
Chen Gang took the iron basin and asked with some uncertainty, "Really?"
"Really. Cheng Li's tone was affirmative.
Chen Gang's face was happy, and he raised the iron basin in his hand and smashed it on Cheng Li's head: "Hahahaha! You stupid ......"
Bang!
Before Chen Gang's words were finished, his head came into close contact with the iron basin...... The iron basin in his hand returned to Cheng Li's hand at some point.
"You really beat me?" Cheng Li looked incredulous and yelled angrily at Chen Gang.
"???" Chen Gang's head was still dazed, and he pointed at Cheng Li and scolded after a while: "Neurotic! Didn't you ask me to beat you?"
"If I let you beat you, you will beat you?" Cheng Li was very aggrieved, and then picked up the iron basin and beckoned Chen Gang's head a few times, "I sincerely apologize to you, shouldn't you forgive me generously! Why don't you follow the script?
"......" Chen Gang wants to cry very much, who wants to play happily with you? And when did you read this script to me? He now wants to ring the bell and ask the hospital people to kick Cheng Li out...... But, he didn't dare......
Cheng Li threw the iron basin back on the cabinet, looked at Chen Gang with a dark face, sighed, and then walked to Wang Ming's bed.
"Do you want to ...... What are you doing?" Wang Ming saw Chen Gang's fate, his heart was full of fear for Cheng Li, and his voice trembled, "Don't come here...... I'm going to call the police. ”
Cheng Li stood at the head of the bed and said with some regret: "You really can't see that I'm here to apologize?"
Wang Ming was a little stunned, he really wanted to say that you have a little apology, and beat Chen Gang again without saying a word, how do you want me to believe that you are here to apologize!
"We had a grudge before?" Cheng Li looked at Wang Ming and asked seriously.
"Nope. Wang Ming shook his head.
"There is no hatred...... Why are you cheating on me?" Cheng Li stared straight at Wang Ming.
The panic in Wang Ming's eyes flashed, and his face forced him to compose: "What are you talking about?
Cheng Li noticed the change in Wang Ming's eyes, and he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, after all, he was still a student, even if he deliberately hid the thoughts in his heart, it would be easy to expose them, of course...... Wang Ming's small movements hidden in the quilt did not escape his eyes.
"So, don't you want to forgive me?" Cheng Li said with a light sigh, "Or, how can you forgive me?"
Wang Ming's eyes rolled, he needed to delay time, and said, "Why should I forgive you?"
"I can do anything for you. Cheng Li thought for a while and said.
Wang Ming smiled, sarcastic and cold, he pointed to the spittoon in the corner and said, "If you have the courage to drink a mouthful of phlegm for me, I will forgive you." ”
Cheng Li was stunned for a while, and said after a while: "This is simple, but I haven't seen such a cheap request." ”
As he spoke, he picked up the spittoon in the corner with one hand and strode to Wang Ming's bed.
"You...... What are you going to do?" Wang Ming had a bad feeling in his heart.
Cheng Li smiled, pinched Wang Ming's mouth with his other hand, opened the spittoon and poured it into his mouth.
"Ah...... Hmm......" Wang Ming's eyes widened instantly, revealing a frightened look, and his limbs struggled frantically, but ...... Obviously, his strength could not be compared with Cheng Li, who had already advanced to the ground level, so he could only make a whining sound.
Cheng Li's subordinates kept moving, looked at Chen Gang who was shocked next to him, and said with a smile: "How can anyone let others feed him phlegm, do you say it's cheap?"
Chen Gang's stomach swelled, and Cheng Li's slightly shy smile fell into his eyes, which was like a demonic play.
No...... It's not like, he's the devil! If he doesn't agree with him, he feeds others and drinks phlegm! Who can withstand this!
Chen Gang regrets it very much now, why did he want to behave in front of Li Chaonan? Why did he listen to Wang Ming's words and go to the Xiangyang Hotel to sit? Why...... To provoke this evil god......
"Did you fall on your own at the Xiangyang Hotel?" asked Cheng Li with a smile.
"Hmm...... Hmm...... "Wang Ming struggled, his mouth was blocked by some thick substance, and he couldn't speak.
"Oh, I forgot, you can't speak. Cheng Li smiled a little embarrassedly, "If you fall at the Xiangyang Hotel, blink." ”
When Wang Ming heard this, he quickly blinked his eyes desperately.
"Good. Cheng Li let go of Wang Ming with a smile.
"Ahem...... cough cough cough ......" Wang Ming coughed desperately, lying on the side of the bed and vomiting for a long time, but he couldn't vomit anything.
"Don't throw up yet, let's explain the situation. Cheng Li pulled a piece of paper and pen on the table and threw it to Wang Ming.
Cheng Li's voice was not loud, but it fell in Wang Ming's ears like a thunderbolt, how dare he disobey half a point, picked up the banknote and looked at Cheng Li, his voice was hoarse: "How to write?"
"Just write, under the command of Ren Kuang, you took Chen Gang and a few people to deliberately provoke me at the Xiangyang Hotel, and then you were beaten to the ground?" Cheng Li said flatly, but Chen Gang on the side seemed to suddenly understand something.
"......" Wang Ming showed embarrassment, his hands trembled, and he didn't know whether to write or not.
"Just kidding. Cheng Li said with a smile, he knew that the original truth was on his side, and if he wrote such an explanation, it might be recognized as slander, and then the gains outweighed the losses, "The four of you are eating at the Xiangyang Hotel, and you are jealous of me and ...... Zhang Guozhuang is more handsome than you, of course, the main thing is to be jealous of me, after all, there are three words, Zhang Guozhuang accounts for one, and I account for two. So you tried to come and hit us, but because you drank too much, you tripped over a stool and fell and were seriously injured. ”
"Do you really want to write like that?" Wang Ming still felt uncomfortable in his throat, and asked with some uncertainty.
"Write. Cheng Li said, "After writing and signing." With that, he turned to Chen Gang and said, "You also sign, is there a problem?"
"I didn't ...... No. Chen Gang hurriedly said, he was afraid that this goods would also come to himself" for "you drink phlegm...... It shuddeers just thinking about it.
Within a moment, Cheng Li got what he wanted, folded the piece of paper and carefully put it in his pocket, and the big stone in Cheng Li's heart finally fell.
It doesn't matter if this "explanation" is true or not, it just proves to the Tiger Roaring Dragon that this incident is not an incident caused by Cheng Li's unilateral misuse of the reincarnation ability, and at best it can only be regarded as friction between students...... In this kind of matter, it is not the turn of the Fire Cloud Guardian to intervene.
"That's right. Cheng Li walked to the door, turned around and said with concern, "I just wanted to feed you a mouthful of phlegm, but I didn't expect that the phlegm was too thick, and I kept biting it, right?"
Chen Gang, Wang Ming: "???"
"Gross!!"
The two of them lay on the edge of the bed and threw up......
Cheng Li walked out of the gate of the hospital, feeling a lot more comfortable, thinking of the scene just now, he had a little appetite, so he went to the delicatessen next to the hospital to buy a duck leg.
"Are the duck legs delicious?"
Cheng Li heard a voice, followed the voice, and saw a little boy holding a woman's hand, looking at Cheng Li's fingers, saliva flowed down his mouth, if it wasn't for the woman pulling, I'm afraid he would have rushed up.
The woman answered the phone with one hand, pulled the little boy with the other, glanced at Cheng Li, and said with disdain: "Who is that, let our little treasure eat a bite of this leg." ”
Cheng Li was not happy at that time, what is the attitude of this eighth woman? But I think that as an excellent young man in the new era, I must know how to respect the old and love the young, and I can't be like the old man.
So Cheng Li said euphemistically: "No." ”
The woman and the little boy were stunned for a moment, only to see Cheng Li bite the duck leg again, nodded and praised: "It's delicious, it deserves to be Donald's duck's leg." ”
Little Boy: "???"
"Wow!! Mom, he ate Donald Duck !!"
The woman's face was full of black lines, but Cheng Li had already walked away.
ps: It's my sin to make you sick......