Chapter 216: The King of Bear Children?
The whole bucket of ice water may add up to more than a dozen catties. When the pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info fell from the sky, the ice cubes hit the wall of the plastic bucket, making a loud sound.
In fact, when the bucket was mixed with ice water and descended, Thor could already roughly feel the chill coming from above his head.
Thor has been fighting for many years, and is actually quite sensitive to all kinds of dangers.
He sensed something was wrong the moment he pushed the door open, and quickly pulled back. It's a habit to get into the trap.
If it is Thor, the god of thunder, then this step back must be as fast and fast as a cunning rabbit or an antelope.
But Thor forgets that he is not Thor now, he is just a salted fish now. Or a swollen Alaska.
Although the original Thor was blocked from divine power, his strong body was still an outstanding existence in mortal China.
But now because of his addiction to fried chicken and coke, Thor's weight has skyrocketed.
Although he has experienced Li Jie's hellish weight loss training, he has lost a lot of weight.
But Thor is still nearly twenty-five kilograms heavier than when he first arrived. And the body fat percentage has also changed from 8% at the beginning to 20% now.
So Thor, who used to be like a cunning rabbit and antelope, is not so flexible now.
After all, it is a mortal, and it is still very fatal to weigh an extra twenty-five kilograms. It was supposed to be like a cunning rabbit, but now it's like a jumping porcupine.
Although Thor pushed his speed to the limit, it was still not fast enough for him to dodge the icy water.
It can be said that his upper body dodged most of the attack of the ice water, but the ice water mixed with the ice cubes was poured on Thor's legs.
Thor stepped back quickly on slippery ground, stomping on several ice cubes at the same time. This extremely low-friction ice block instantly made Thor lose control of his body.
With a height of 1.95 meters and a weight of 125 kilograms, Thor pushed the golden mountain and poured a jade pillar, straight and straight, thinking about the back to the past.
It's like a huge beast, like a boar, being put down by a trap. Thor fell to the ground in an instant, and made a loud noise.
This can make Thor fall miserably, because he fell directly to the ground, allowing his tail vertebrae to hit the ground first.
With Thor's current weight, plus the acceleration of gravity when he falls. When the tail vertebrae made a close encounter with the hard floor, Thor felt like his hip was about to crack.
"Ahh Thor couldn't help but let out a cry of pain, his features huddled together and about to be deformed. It looks ridiculous.
As Thor groaned as he held on to his aching tailbone, he heard a slight laugh. And then it was quickly gone.
Thor looked around the environment, and after entering through the gate of Area 2A, it was a relatively large public space.
There are about twenty chairs and a lot of cushions, and a television not far away.
Along the corridors on either side of the common room are small rooms.
The boys' rooms are all in the left-hand hallway, and the girls' rooms are all on the right-hand side. In general, there will be people on duty 24 hours a day.
Nurses work in shifts to ensure that they are always present. But Thor noticed that there were no nurses in the hall right now.
There is not a single child in the common room either, are those children in the room?
As for who set the trap, Thor could figure it out with his big toes.
Who else but this group of imps that the vice deans didn't like? As a wandering salted fish, Thor had done many similar things as a child.
For example, secretly putting foul-smelling sludge in Odin's crown, or putting an extra handful of salt in the snacks made by his mother.
Some of them were come up with by himself, and many of them were instigated by Rogie. Although Thor wondered why he was the one who was punished every time he was caught playing a prank.
And Rockie gets rewarded every time, such as some trinkets or cake treats.
But none of this can stop the god of salted fish from continuing to die. From an early age, Thor showed the traits of the king of bear children.
And because of these things, he also recovered a group of younger brothers, including the four knights who now have a good relationship with him.
So Thor understands how much there is no limit to how bears can die.
He was furious by the death of the bear children.
It doesn't matter if this trap is for teasing yourself or for teasing anyone. He wasn't even ready to let this guy go.
Thor banged the doors of every room and yelled, "Come out, come out, come out!"
He shot loudly, and at the same time roared loudly. Salted fish is still terrible when it gets angry.
The common room, which had been empty, began to become more and more crowded. The children came out of their rooms.
The rooms in the welfare home basically have eight children in one room, and there are fewer people on the girls' side, so the rooms are more spacious.
Of the fifty children, only fifteen were girls, and the remaining thirty-five were boys.
The eldest of the fifty children was fourteen years old. But there weren't many people, only four or five. Children between the ages of eight and twelve are the most.
Thor gathered all the children into the common room, which is now his job, anyway.
The least he had to do was to do it. So he introduced himself: "My name is Thor, and I'm your new nurse. At the same time, if there is no accident, it is also your caretaker and guardian in the welfare home. ”
After his brief opening remarks, Thor pointed to a large puddle of water and ice at the door and said, "It's a special welcome ceremony, but I don't like it!"
Thor was tall and majestic, but because of the trap just now. His clothes and pants were wet.
My hair also became wet when I fell down with water. This made him look very embarrassed, and he didn't look majestic at all.
Some of the children sat on chairs looking at Thor, and some sat on the stalls holding cushions.
Everyone looked at Thor with innocent expressions and big winks. It looks like I don't know what's going on.
Pretend not to know! Thor knows very well what these kids are up to. That's how he fooled Odin back then. Although every end is a layer of skin that is electrocuted.
Thor pointed to the oldest boy and said, "What's your name?" Tell me who did this. ”
A boy with blond hair looked at Thor lazily, and he didn't even want to stand up.
He sat down on the stall and said to Thor, "Thor? is that your name? It sounds like a Viking, and it looks like a Viking." ”
"Don't you even look at the list before you come? I don't even know how many children there are and what their names are. Are you really here to be a nurse?"
The boy was mean, which made Thor think that the boy had done most of the thing.
He was going to call the boy up, and then he was ready to educate him. Let him see how terrible it can be to have a loose Alaska.
Suddenly, from the crowd of girls came a voice with a milky voice.
"Thor!" Thor was drawn to the voice.
He saw that it was a very small girl, who looked like she was only six years old. Probably the youngest child.
It was obvious that such a little girl would not participate in the prank just now, so Thor still said to her in a good voice, "What is the girl?"
"You can call me Penny, Thor. Little Penny held up his little finger with baby fat and pointed at the TV and said, "Thor, are you going to fix the TV? I want to watch SpongeBob SquarePants at noon, I haven't watched it in five days!"
"Huh?" "What the hell is fixing a TV?!
Thor hadn't reacted yet, but Penny's words caused a wave of children.
"Yes, I'm going to see the Powerpuff Girls!"
"I don't know where the Vampire Diaries has got. I really want to see it!"
"I want to see the Rainbow Ponies, the Rainbow Ponies!" this is another little girl. Doesn't look much bigger than Penny.
"I want to see Blue Arrow!"
"I want to see a young chef!" is a child who aspires to become a chef in the future.
Penny's words stirred up a thousand waves with one stone. All the children rioted. Before Thor could even react, he was drowned out by the voices of the children. I forgot about the prank just now.
Because all the children are now united in their slogan, shouting at Thor: "Fix the TV, fix the TV, fix the TV!"
I've hated bear kids the most in my life!--by Thor the god of salted torpees.