Uncle Heizi and the people all looked at the scene, so everyone sat at the old patriarch's place all morning and didn't say a meridian, and in the end everyone dispersed with questions.

After Uncle Heizi finished speaking, I also muttered in my heart, and hurriedly said: "When I was a child, there was a text called "Song Dingbo Buys Ghosts", which said that the ghosts in it became sheep, and in reality, ghosts are also sheep?"

I had no choice but to repeat the story to them, which everyone knew. "Song Dingbo Sells Ghosts" comes from the 16 volumes of "Sou Shen Ji" of the Eastern Jin Dynasty Historian Ganbao, and the general story is like this; When Song Dingbo was young, he walked at night and met a ghost. Song Dingbo asked him who he was, and the ghost said, "I am a ghost." The ghost asked, "Who are you?" Song Dingbo deceived him and said, "I'm also a ghost." The ghost asked, "Where do you want to go?" Song Dingbo replied: "I want to go to the market in Wanxian County." The ghost said, "I also want to go to the market in Wanxian." So they went together.

After walking for a few miles, the ghost said, "The walk is too slow, how about the two of them carrying it alternately?" Song Dingbo said: "Very good. The ghost carried Song Dingbo first and walked a few miles. The ghost said, "You're too heavy, maybe you're not a ghost, right?" Song Dingbo said: "I'm a new ghost, so my body is heavy. Song Dingbo then carried the ghost again, and the ghost had no weight at all. They took turns like this two or three times. Song Dingbo said again: "I'm a new ghost, I don't know what ghosts are afraid of?" The ghost replied, "I just don't like human spit." So they walked together.

Encountering the river on the way, Song Dingbo asked the ghost to cross over first, listen, and there was no sound at all. Song Dingbo crossed by himself, and the water made a loud noise. Then the demon said, "Why is there a sound?" Song Dingbo said: "I just died and became a ghost, and I am not familiar with the ghost crossing the water, don't be surprised by me." ”

was about to walk to the market in Wanxian County, so Song Dingbo put the ghost on his shoulder and quickly caught him. The ghost shouted loudly, and the voice was "what's wrong", asking to let him go down, Song Dingbo didn't put the ghost on the ground until the market in Wanxian County, and the ghost turned into a sheep, and Song Dingbo sold it. Song Dingbo was worried that it would change, and spat on the ghost. Sold it for 1,500 yuan, so he left the market in Wanxian County.

Dad and Uncle Heizi laughed when they heard this, and Uncle Heizi said: "I didn't expect Yong to be so able to fool now, Lord Yama posted a notice and fooled the ghost? It's outrageous!"

Dad also said: "It's the same as "Liao Zhai", but you are adding some oil and vinegar, writing it out and reading it to the elderly people in our village, don't say it, if you don't make a good scene, you can really reward you with a bowl of water to drink, and then, after you drink it, people say, the young man eats dumplings today, last time he said in his own home, he dared to eat dumplings in front of everyone. ”

"Why do you have to eat dumplings?" I knew my dad was joking, but I couldn't help but ask.

Dad and Uncle Heizi touched the glass and took a sip of wine, Uncle Heizi laughed and said, "Then you still need to ask, Yong, you love to eat dumplings, you can eat it!"

The mother looked at her father and Uncle Heizi, and glanced at them with dissatisfied eyes: "Look at you two, how are you elders, making children happy." not

Adult look!. ”

Uncle Heizi said again: "Then what kind of uncle turned into a sheep when he met a ghost, did our old patriarch also turn into a sheep with the ghost he cut with a knife? Otherwise, why is there wool on the ground on the knife?"

"That's not for sure, it's okay for you to go around, why don't you make a fuss about that dead sheep not far away?" I said jokingly.

Uncle Heizi shook his head, sighed and said, "I don't get that kind of cheap, and it's not good to be greedy for cheap." I remember the two girls selling corn that year. It's a big loss!" I don't know very well, so Uncle Heizi told it as it was.

After the autumn of that year, a man with a tractor to harvest corn came up on the street. When they were sad and wanted to leave, the two girls came out to inquire about the price. There is a lot of land in the second lady's house, six or seven acres of corn. The two young men who drove the tractor saw that they had a business and were busy with enthusiastic entertainment. The two ladies twisted their waists, put their hands behind and said to themselves: "It's noon, I just eat, and my sleepiness has just come up. Hey, how much is a pound of corn on the cob?"

The two young men were also unprepared, and were startled, what is this sound? Both of them looked down at their feet, thinking that they were stepping on the cat's tail.

When the two boys saw that the two girls were coming over, they looked at each other and smiled, and they understood. One of them was busy saying: "The price is based on quality, we will give a good price for those who do it, and we will have a slightly lower price for those who don't do it too much, so we can discuss." Uncle, you see it's noon, and we haven't confiscated much. Make a big price and collect some back, as long as you don't lose money on oil. We don't expect to make money anymore, if we really can't collect it anymore, we'll just run into and run away in vain!"

"Yo, look at what you said! You don't care if you're a, others aren't, it's your business that you can't roll into a dung egg. We still have a few thousand catties of corn at home. Let's talk about the price?" The two ladies could see that these two young men were also helpless, they looked hungry and thirsty, and they were in a hurry to go home.

There was a small flat head among the two young men, who seemed to be in charge of things and said: "What we just said, the price is judged by quality, and the quality depends on the quality, and we are not good at giving the price if we don't see anything!"

The two ladies pouted when they heard it and said: "There are a lot of things, these days are so sunny, there are wet corn kernels, you are like old ladies have a lot of things, every month more than men, do you say that is delaying, you want to learn that and you can't learn that, ah, go, go...... It's really funny....... ”

The two young men followed behind the two girls, covering their mouths and wanting to laugh, but they were embarrassed to laugh out loud, and their faces were flushed. Isn't this a hat and a shoe, a sentence on the head and feet?

When they got home, the two ladies opened the side door: "Look for yourself, don't be like a daughter-in-law." Our corn kernels are like big girls, and the quality and quantity are the same as virgins. Giggle...... , I laughed again, this is called rough talk. ”

The two boys said secretly, neurotic, but still untied their pockets to see the dryness of the corn. The second lady herself is a sloppy person, so much corn will he dry and dry? The corn is full of impurities of grain skins and soil foam. Look at me, two young men, and I stare at you, what is this? If you take it away, you won't be able to sell it at all! The two young men waved their hands and said, "What about us, we put our money, you put your things." We don't take your food!"

"What? I won't harvest my grain? Is there such a good thing in the world? Otherwise, I will let you go out, and if you go out, I will call you thieves, thieves in the rivers and oceans, killing people and goods, committing crimes, and trying to kill people for money. I told you two to go around without eating!" The second lady's face turned red and changed, and he had nothing to do, because he had seen a lot of dealers with this corn cob. He doesn't want him, he doesn't give him a price, and he has too many impurities in this grain.

The two young men were stunned at a glance, this is the rhythm of buying and selling, Xiao Pingtou hurriedly persuaded the two girls: "Uncle, it's not that your food is not good, it's that you are not very clean, we don't want to take it away and hand it over to the grain station, we will see a loss fee of two or three cents per catty, so we will press it in our hands." As for you, find a windy weather, pour the grain into the field, and remove the impurities with a shovel. We'll pull it again in the next day, and we can guarantee that the price is high?"

"Cut, you treat me as a three-year-old child, I'm so foolish? You fluttered your wings and walked away, and you fell under the water and couldn't get up. Where am I going to find you? You're going to get my food, or I'll die for you!" the two girls squatted at the door, and pressed the door frame with both feet, sealing the door.

The two young men were angry, and they couldn't help crying and laughing when they looked at the dozens of girls, and secretly said in their hearts, it was not easy to see you alone, and I didn't want to think about you. It's just that you don't go to heaven if you don't go to heaven, and there is no way to go to hell, and you are unlucky, even if you do, you smoke and burn your pillow, and you can't blame others.

The two young men hurriedly said, "Aren't you bullying people? Look at your grain for yourself, you really can't hand it over to the grain station." If it works, we'll pull it away. It's not that it doesn't work, it's really not good!"

"Don't get me any miles, I can do this food, I can do it, and I can't do it. If you pull it away, then it's okay, you can't pull it away, and you can't say anything. Anyway, that's it, you two can see how you can do it!" the two girls said the tongue twister and began to play tricks.

The two young men scratched their heads helplessly, and Xiao Pingtou said, "Good, good, good." I'm scared of you, I didn't dream last night, and I was stained by you. I'm going to be bad for the rest of my life!"

As soon as the two ladies saw that this little flat head had a living mouth, they suddenly stood up from the ground: "Praise and depreciation are buyers, and applause is idlers." People who want to buy my food always have to praise and disappoint. You have enough praise and criticism for this food, and the price can't be too outrageous, otherwise I won't be finished!"

Xiao Pingtou said impatiently: "I want to mix bags of good grain with this grain when I pull it back, and no one wants to pull it away." I can only take it out little by little, and I will have to pay for the house and land, and the wife if I always run into a stubble like you!"

"Yo, don't say that, you have a wife to compensate, but I, I don't want to compensate yet!" The folds on the face are also stretched.

So the negotiation was overweighed, and the two girls went to school, and they counted the accounts carefully. I thought to myself, you peddlers want to play tricks on me. Lao Tzu walked on a longer bridge than you walked, and ate more salt than you ate rice.

Exactly: you have your thousand plans, I have my old ideas.