Chapter 544: Verbal War, This Chapter is Nonsense

A small, compact loudspeaker spews a mellow, blue smoke that dissipates over the underground river......

After a horn was drawn, it took Liu eighteen and a half minutes, and when he was racing for more than a second, he didn't have time to savor the taste of nicotine. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

Sitting on the hat, the obscene old man who was called the old sand basket by Chen Haowen was half-knocked on his eyelids, and at first glance he looked like a fairy and good-looking.

Wisps of fine light shot out from the gap in his eyelids, staring at Liu Shiba, who was swallowing clouds and spitting mist, making the old sand basket's kind demeanor a little more dignified and murderous......

Liu 18 raised his right hand, flicked the tip of the horn into the underground river with a flick of his fingers, gently bit his lower lip, looked up at the old sand basket fiercely, and said loudly:

"In the past 5,000 years, there have been many tragic wars of all sizes, and these demonic armies have the shadow of you people behind them.

Shenzhou Huaxia, that is, in the era of Li Shimin, Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, those gods and Buddhas who pretended to be gods and ghosts, secretly carried out the vicious plan, was finally discovered by Sun Tieshu, the Monkey King stationed in Chang'an.

So, you pretended to cultivate the folk monk Xuanzang, and sent the Monkey King Sun Tieshu to escort Xuanzang westward to your base to learn how to fool the world.

In fact, to put it bluntly, your means of fooling Xuanzang are not clever, according to the modern point of view, it is nothing more than a means of passing on ~ selling.

A monk fools a pilgrim to go to the temple to offer gold and silver, then he can get the corresponding reward of the Buddha, to put it bluntly, it is a host, or some other Buddhist title.

Among them, the last Buddhist position to preach is the Bodhisattva!

The Bodhisattva's explanation is that the foolish people have enlightened wisdom and a state after they have attained the truth, which can also be regarded as the title of the position. To put it bluntly, it means that your means of spreading ~ marketing have reached a certain level.

You, the abbot, used to cheat only 10 gold a year, but this year you can expand your business a hundredfold to 1,000 gold......

Then congratulations, you have been promoted to another level, from the abbot to the lowest level of bodhisattva.

And your biggest downline will take over as the next abbot of the temple, and in turn, you will collect wealth and gold and silver for you.

Your goal is simple, you also want to build a similar advanced star warship.

The powerful time travel ability of the Star Battleship is obvious to all those who survived, and I don't know your final destination, which is nothing more than a battle for dominance on Earth.

Or do you want to rule the Earth, which is infinitely repeated in all eras in various dimensions, and then out of the galaxy......

And the basis of all this is to have a large number of rare metals and gold and silver!

Therefore, in the land of China, and even in some areas suitable for the spread of Buddhism, such as the Indian Ahsan, some of the temple abbots with amazing deception were endowed with the bodhisattva status of enlightenment and perfection, and they were also called: Buddha!

And among them, the strongest mutant who was deceived by you at the beginning, the honest man Sun Tieshu, was sold by you and had to help you count the money.

In the end, Sun Tieshu finally attained the so-called Buddhist dogma, Wukong Empty Realm, according to your deception standards.

Then, Sun Tieshu, an honest and kind-hearted mutant, was given the name: Sun Wukong......

Then, you fooled Sun Tieshu and protected Xuanzang to go west and return to the sea of Zen stones to be rewarded, and the title was to defeat the Buddha.

In fact, your goal is actually to prepare to trap Sun Tieshu, because Sun Tieshu has already sensed your sinister nature at this time.

To explain, the title Sun Tieshu got is also a little funny, and the connotation of fighting to defeat the Buddha is not because of Sun Tieshu's strong fighting ability.

The victory over the Buddha was actually because of Sun Tieshu's strong ability to absorb money and money, which is better than an ordinary Bodhisattva, that is: Buddha!

So in the end, Sun Tieshu got a very connotative Buddhist glory title:

"In the battle 'battle' to absorb gold, silver and jewelry, Sun Tieshu was defeated, and 'defeated' many Bodhisattva fruit preachers ~ salesmen, that is, 'Buddha'......

I think this is the original appearance of Sun Tieshu's title of fighting over the Buddha, right?

I, Liu Eighteen, have never believed in gods and Buddhas, because it violates the basic physiological and physical common sense of life.

Old sand basket, if you want to refute my analysis, you might as well have a flat sand and a goose style, and fly one for me to see?

Why are you staring? Didn't you just close your eyes, pretend to be a superior, and don't pay attention to me, an ant?

Not convinced, huh?

Well, as long as you, the Bodhisattva of the past, fly slightly higher than a hydrogen balloon one minute above the ground, I will kneel down and kowtow to you now......

Don't blow your beard and stare at you in a hurry, everything I said from beginning to end was recorded.

Of course, these recordings are cloud synchronized, and the phone is gone, and the files cannot be lost.

Calm down, wait for me to see that you are pitiful, and give you another copy, lest you sue me for slander, and there will be no evidence to come up with......"

Liu 18 said this, hid it in his palm, opened the recording phone, and raised it at the old sand basket.

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The calm and obscene old man had a trace of anger on his face, and looked at Liu Shiba's hand with a dumbfounded look at the Yali five mobile phone produced in the United States.

The old sand basket couldn't help but have a dry mouth, and secretly scolded angrily in his heart, all kinds of mistakes in the past:

"It's okay, what to do with such advanced technology to the backward savages of America?

Such a good recording effect is used to trick oneself? No, in the future, we must take back this Yali technology from the United States.

A savage is a savage, one less string than the Huaxia people!

Back then, when the Chinese people were self-reliant, wearing silk and satin, and using chopsticks, the savages didn't even know who they were.

Savages only know how to snort, crackle, and continue to move for thousands of years, and only evolve the reproductive parts of the body to be advanced.

Their savages are not as smart as the Chinese people, and they have evolved in an all-round way in terms of morality, intelligence, physique, aesthetics, and labor, and finally evolved their breeding parts.

Although the breeding weapons of the Chinese race are barely enough, the Chinese people understand the importance of things, are sensible, and know where to go forward, so they are smart people......

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Liu Shiba, who had a strange light in his eyes, didn't give much time to the old sand basket to sigh bittersweetly.

"Ahem, ahem!"

Liu Eighteen cleared his throat and continued to add:

"Why is Sun Tieshu able to take on a hundred gold and silver for good karma alone!

Because, the Monkey King Sun Tieshu, he is really spreading kindness and being kind to others, so he has won the respect of countless people.

Among them, the Bodhisattva fruit position that Sun Tieshu obtained was the lowest Bodhisattva, and his task was to return to the base and continue to experiment with those super viruses......

In fact, the title of Bodhisattva is also divided into nine products, starting from the first Bodhisattva, all the way to the nine products, each product is a big realm, one step at a time!

In addition to Xuanzang, there are two other mutant powerhouses, Sha Wujing and Zhu Wuneng.

Their task is to improvise and kill the Monkey King Sun Tieshu on the way, right?

The funny thing is that these two strong men were finally influenced by the compassionate Sun Tieshu.

And the West Heaven Leiyin Temple that the four of them are going to is probably this sea of Zen stones, right?"

Hearing Liu Eighteen say this, the old sand basket couldn't help but show a sneer:

"I didn't expect you to know so clearly about the events of that year? I'm curious, how did you know these shocking secrets?"

Liu Shibai smiled faintly, took out three white bracelets from the dimensional space, put them on his hand and threw them gently, and sneered:

"You give out this kind of bracelet, right? You give it to powerful people who have the potential to rule the world.

And in the corresponding place of each bracelet, a simple teleportation array was also set up to lure ~ those Genghis Khan, Hitler, Napoleon and others.

Use the weirdness of the teleportation array to exchange the precious metals you need, as well as slaves.

It's a pity that the teleportation array can only do a short time and space travel, no more than a hundred years at most. ”

Speaking of this, Liu Eighteen was stunned, raised his hand and pointed to the deep underground river, and added with a cold face:

"And those captured slaves used the virus researched by Sun Tieshu to infect weaker mutant warriors and return them to the rulers who were blinded to wage war.

Most importantly, you provide them with powerful mutants, while the rulers, as you instruct, attack the world.

This is also a quid pro quo for the rulers to slay down important people who may affect you in the future. ”

The old sand basket smiled evilly and said strangely:

"You're right, but it's a pity that you, like the Monkey King, didn't know how to lift up, and you still died here. ”

Liu Eighteen smiled faintly and said:

In the end, the Monkey King Sun Tieshu, Zhu Wuneng, Sha Wujing, and the Six-eared Macaque understood that your atrocity monkey would fight against the entire base and the entire Sea of Zen Stones!

They directly fought with the Buddha in the sky, and in the end, Sun Tieshu, Sha Wujing, and Zhu Wuneng died together with all of you.

I don't know what happened to the battle, but I do know that the earth-shattering battle lasted for a long time.

And in the end, there were very few mutants who survived, and the Buddha also died, and only one Bodhisattva survived.

Although the Monkey King Sun Tieshu was eventually killed in battle, he inadvertently left behind the artistic conception of the Zen stone of Buddhism, and the belief in being kind to others was wrong, and it still became the supreme treasure of Buddhism, which has been passed down to this day......"

The old sand basket couldn't help but grit his teeth when he heard this, and slowly stood up from the hat......

"Say, how do you know so well?"

Liu Shiba's eyes were cold, staring at the old sand basket for a long time, and suddenly smiled:

"I know this because Sun Tieshu left me a bubble of monkey feces before he died, which contains the inheritance left to me by Sun Tieshu.

Before I came here, I didn't know anything, but now I don't just understand everything, I know who you old sand basket is......"

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PS: Today's three chapters are updated, and tomorrow morning between 7 and 8 o'clock, the excitement will continue!

In the future, three chapters will be updated every day, and the time will be desperately fixed, respectively: 8 o'clock in the morning, 12 o'clock in the middle, and 7 o'clock in the evening!

If there is a delay, Liu 18 will get up an hour early to update.

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