Chapter 893: Magic Cockroach
There's no way, I know that this is a group of huskies and I have to accept it, but the more Li Kang thinks about it, the more awkward it becomes, thinking about how free and easy he used to be, my brother has already gone out to the wild when he was alone, and the little princesses in the nightclubs who used to frequented him haven't seen him for so long, maybe they think that he was wearing a rainbow flag and ran out to do GAY, I really haven't seen them for a long time, I really miss those free times of eating, drinking and having fun.
After a day or so, no one else came, but Jarvist came on his own initiative, probably meaning that Li Kang's mystery house was a bit of an eyesore and hindered the overall beauty of Stark Manor, hoping that he could get the mystery house away quickly.
Li Kang was unhappy for a while, how could he unload the mill and kill the donkey? What can I do if I make corrections here for a day? Are rich people so hypocritical? Turning his face is faster than turning a book, but he didn't have a seizure, he just nodded and said Don't worry, I will move out immediately within today, and I will definitely not make trouble for you.
Jarvis was stunned, he was very worried that there would be chaos when he received Tony's order, but he didn't expect Li Kang to agree so happily, but he was still a little worried, and repeatedly asked Li Kang if he was uncomfortable, if there was any difficulty, he could go back and discuss with Mr. Stark.
Li Kang said very generously that I am the kind of person with a small belly? You just put your heart in your stomach, if I am really unhappy, I will definitely communicate frankly with you Mr. Stark, I am such a sincere person, what do you have to worry about.
Jarvis saw that Li Kang was really sincere, so he left satisfied.
After sending Jarvis away, Li Kang immediately found the Omega Boy and handed him a chocolate-colored box, what kind of material this box is unknown, but there seems to be something crawling in it, which makes people feel creepy.
"Kang... Uncle, I'll still call you Uncle Kang, you see I'm Laura's classmate, Laura calls you Dad, I'll call you big brother again, won't I become Laura's uncle, let's discuss, I think it's more appropriate to start calling Uncle Kang. "After staying by Li Kang's side for a while, the speed of the omega kid's maturity is very amazing, in the past, he said that he wanted to be a grandfather, but now he has been reduced to begging others to call him uncle, and even he himself feels that he has fallen.
But the hero doesn't suffer the immediate loss, and when I become stronger in the future, I will slowly clean him up... The Omega Kid has no way to take Li Kang now, but to YY in his head.
"Okay, then you can call me Uncle Kang in the future, you Professor X put you by my side, do you understand?" Li Kang crossed his waist and looked down at the Omega Kid.
The Omega Kid gritted his teeth with hatred, his height has always been a fatal wound, Laura is half a head taller than him, even if the little gladiator with the best relationship talks to him, he must stay two feet away, so as not to look down on him during the conversation, the Omega Kid's self-esteem is very strong, once there is a situation like Li Kang's now, he will launch a fierce attack like the legendary flat-headed brother Honey Badger, even if the opponent is obviously stronger than him.
Many of the X-Men have made similar mistakes and have been retaliated against by him, even the fiery king Logan, who invaded his brain one night and created a virtual reality that almost made Logan trapped in it, but now he can only endure it.
"I don't quite understand, it's not that I have a bad mouth, Uncle Kang, you are obviously not a good person, of course I also know, I'm not a good guy, but what can I learn from you? Isn't it 1+1=2 in this world? A villain plus a villain, no matter how it is counted, it can only be two villains, and the kind of thing that can only exist in fairy tales, at least I understand it so when I die, could it be that Professor X has any other arrangements for me? Or is it that in fact, my supervisor was originally Aunt Wanda..." The Omega Kid was really puzzled in his heart, and he still had a cool thought in his heart, because he was too stubborn, so Professor X gave up treatment for him, thinking back to so many "good things" he had done in the past, it was not impossible.
"You're thinking too much, Professor X just wants you to experience what life is like for a normal person living in Hell's Kitchen, don't think about it. Li Kang said.
"What is the life of a normal person living in Hell's Kitchen?" asked Omega Kid, with some curiosity.
"Oh, you say they, they're just a bunch of scum with no eggs, they live harder than dogs, they work as cattle and horses every day, or they wander on the streets, they live a life of not enough food and clothing, they can be taken away by illegal organizations that buy and sell organs at any time, and they may be found in which sewer the next day, if they are not in good health, they will be cut off two big waists, if they are in good health, it is estimated that there is only one skin left, and the better ones are those bastards of the gang, so to speak, each of them is innocent of death, anyway, the people are simple, the people are outstanding, and some strange perverted talents often appear, anyway, believe it or not, Professor X is indeed for your good。 Li Kang didn't mean to comfort the Omega kid at all, and his face turned green when he said something, "Oh yes, don't go to the street to play casually in the future, there are many perverts on the street, and they like children the most." ”
"Well, Hell's Kitchen is a safari park," Omega Kid grasped the essence of the place, "but it doesn't matter, I love this kind of mess, and with my abilities, I might be able to become the leader here, the King of Hell's Kitchen, and that's a good title." ”
"Oh, speaking of which, your abilities are really good, how many people can you control at the same time, what is the range? Can you block bullets, you know that the most important thing in Hell's Kitchen is bullets, I don't know how many can you find with open guns and hidden arrows, and there are sniper killers who can take people's heads from two or three kilometers away, can you control it that far? I remember the last time the gangsters joined forces to deal with the Punisher, they even got missiles, but you're right, you're an omega-level mutant, you're invincible, right?" Li Kang sneered and pressed his shoulder, turning the Omega Kid around, "Now go and complete the little task I gave you, you go find a servant who works here, give him this box, and let him spill the contents of this box all over Stark Manor, it's as simple as that." ”
"Why does the servant listen to me?" asked Omega the Kid.
"What do you say?" Li Kang immediately asked rhetorically.
"....." Omega Kid was stunned for a moment, "So what's in this box? The Avengers are not easy to mess with, and Old Man Jarvis is good to me, arranging a game room for me, and bringing us so many delicious food, I can't let you kill them." ”
"Stinky boy suddenly found out his conscience at this time, I found that as long as you wayward bear children come to me, there will always be a time when your conscience is discovered, and Deadpool is the same, am I really so powerful? Can I inspire the conscience of an incurable scumbag like you?" Li Kang touched his chin and said.
"Ahh Say whatever you say. The Omega Kid's helpless stall hand is actually just that Li Kang is even worse, but he didn't dare to say this, "But if you don't know what's in this box, I won't do this dirty job for you, and I'll go back to Aunt Wanda to complain!"
"I said, do you kid think you're great when you're underage? I'll tell you that I'm the most lovable, and I have me, from eight months to eight hundred years old, and I'll beat one of them!" Li Kang raised his sandbag-sized fist and shook it in front of the Omega Kid, but the Omega Kid Dead Pig is not afraid of boiling water, and would rather die than give in, Li Kang is a little unruly to scare for a long time," Well, these are the cockroaches of the wizarding world, very big, very destructive, and have excellent reproductive ability, and the intelligence of little demons, these little guys can toss this Stark Manor to the end, who made Stark rude to me. ”
"I see," Omega Kid nodded, he also heard that Tony Stark issued an eviction order, to be honest, this matter is indeed something that the great Iron Man did wrong, no wonder Li Kang is angry, "Okay, but this thing is so terrifying, it won't lose control and run to the world in the future?"
"Don't worry, they'll all die automatically after seven days, so it's up to you to find a helper and scatter them all over the manor, so that they can be as destructive as possible. Li Kang said.