Chapter 115: My daughter farts
Damn, what's the problem?
A date location, Miao Qianqian wants me to go back to Baozhou in seven days and go on a date with her at the Maocai Pickle Factory?
"This place should be the office of the Baozhou City Monster Management Bureau!" Suddenly, Hu Hongying's voice came from behind me.
I was startled, and quickly turned around and said, "You...... Why are you here?"
"My man, I almost eloped with a Persian cat, can I come and take a look?" Hu Hongying smiled: "If you are reluctant, I will let Lin Er and them arrest her back." There was only one liter of gas left in that car, and she couldn't get far!"
"You arranged all this?" I was amazed.
"Yes and no. It's human nature for her to run, but it's a little abnormal if she doesn't run. Hu Hongying smiled: "You are the immortal demon king, every demon woman is proud to be close to you, but there are not many who want to spend their lives with you, I have to guard against it!"
"What kind of logic are you?" I have two big heads.
"The logic of the demon clan, the logic of the Firefox clan, the logic of the Bai family!" Hu Hongying smiled: "Do you really think I don't know, you didn't have a relationship at all last night? She stayed in a separate bed with you all night until it was almost dawn, and then she secretly turned into a cat, got into your arms, and scratched your ribs?"
"Ah, you...... You're keeping an eye on us?" I almost hit my head on the ground.
"I'm your real wife, what's wrong with spying on you?Which part of your body, I haven't seen it?" Hu Hongying pouted and said, "You are stunned by the loss of breath and have no ability to resist, can't I guard against it?" Although you will never die, if she cuts you to pieces, it will hurt your vitality a lot, right?"
As soon as I mentioned the loss of anger, I was even more furious and said, "Don't mention this thing to me again, it's too terrible, it's too smelly." You are a firefox family, all of them are big beauties, don't you think it's a shame to fart every day?"
"Thank you, master, for the compliment, we are indeed all beauties!" Hu Hongying smiled slightly and said: "But, this is not a shameful thing, this is our racial ability, and our ability to survive and kill the enemy to save our lives." In the entire demon clan, loss of qi is one of the top ten powerful attack methods!"
I was speechless and choked, just a fart, isn't it just stinky, she described it as so beautiful and powerful.
"The lord is almost omnipotent, and the only thing he fears is losing his breath. Hu Hongying continued: "This is also to blame me, when I married the master, the only requirement I made was to have the ability to restrain the master." As a result, the old man turned off the function of fighting against loss of gas. So much so that later, you inherited the master's skills, but you don't have the ability to fight against the loss of energy!"
I wondered: "This ability, can it still be turned off?"
"I don't know how the master operates, but after observing the master's reaction after these few times of loss of qi release, I found that the master's ability to resist loss of air seems to be gradually recovering. ”
Indeed, the first time I lost my breath, I was in a coma for a day and two nights.
The second time I lost my breath, I was only in a coma for about twenty hours.
And this time, I was only in a coma for seven hours, and I was really improving.
I asked, "Why is that?"
"I don't know, you can only experience it yourself. Hu Hongying said: "However, I have decided to train you in loss of breath tolerance until you smell loss of breath and are no longer unconscious." The rivers and lakes are sinister, especially in our demon world, it is extremely dangerous, and in the future, when the lord walks the rivers and lakes, it is inevitable that he will encounter the fire fox with ill intentions, and he has to guard against it. ”
I was shocked, and hurriedly ran more than ten meters away, and said in a trembling voice: "You...... What are you going to do?"
Hu Hongying said with a smile: "Don't worry, although the loss of gas is powerful, our Firefox clan can only accumulate one shot a month, and store five rounds at most." I've released two shots, and I'm going to save the remaining two for the most critical time, so they won't stink on you anymore. ”
I let out a sigh of relief and said, "Really!"
"The concubine doesn't dare to deceive the master!" Hu Hongying smiled.
"Don't let me out of breath again, or I'll turn against you!" I finally put my mind at ease.
Hu Hongying said: "Master, the sky is already bright, please go back to breakfast grandpa!"
I nodded, followed Hu Hongying out of Qianzhuang, and returned to Houzhuang.
When I entered the fire palace, I found that the big bed had been withdrawn to the back, and the hall had been rearranged into a living room, and the little foxes had already set up the dishes and chopsticks, waiting for Hu Hongying and me to come back for dinner.
The breakfast was still very rich, not only with steamed porridge, but also stewed with two large pots of mutton, which seemed to be at least two sheep.
I didn't feel hungry, but when I saw the food, I felt the urge to eat it.
As a result, for breakfast, I not only drank five bowls of porridge, ate more than 30 steamed buns, but also ate more than 20 catties of mutton.
That's it, I can't get enough of it, and it seems that I can eat some more.
"Strange, how can I suddenly be so able to eat?, is it, with you, I haven't learned anything else, but my appetite is infected?" I frowned, puzzled.
"The master's body is continuously broken, and he must not need nutritional supplements?" Hu Hongying said with a smile: "Whether to eat or not to eat is all in the master's mind." You can go three years without meals or you can eat three years at a time. The lord has eaten so much here, it can be seen that he has regarded the fire palace as a real home, and we are all very happy!"
"I see?" I stood up, looked at my flat abdomen, and said, "Can you ...... What do I eat, do I go in and digest it?"
Hu Hongying said: "The stomach of the goblins has its own merits, how does the master digest it, why don't you go in and take a look yourself!"
I wanted to see it, but I realized that my consciousness could not leave my body when my body was complete.
Unless, one day, I am divided by the enemy and my stomach is set aside, and my mind can go in and see what is going on.
After breakfast, the foxes began to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, Hu Hongying pulled me to the back, pointed to the big bed, and said with a smile: "Master, it's time to go up and rest!"
I smiled wryly, "Have you ever seen someone who rested just after breakfast?"
"Master, this is not resting, this is cultivation!" Hu Hongying's tone was very soft, but her hands were extremely firm, and she forcibly pressed me on the bed.
I was shocked and struggled, "You said that you won't release your anger on me!"
"It's definitely not me, but others may not!" Hu Hongying raised her hand and called Hu Qianqian, and said, "Daughter, fart, your father needs to practice hard!"
"Qianqian, don't ......" I was terrified and wanted to escape.
"Boom!" It's a pity that I'm still one step late, and after a loud bang, the room is yellow!