After lunch.

Cheng Yun sat on the sofa, enjoying a well-fed and warm afternoon, while glancing at the back of Yin Nuxia leaning against the door and looking out.

I don't know how someone would buy an electric car and be happy like this, Cheng Yun had been thinking about the bicycle for more than half a year when she was a child, and she was not so excited when she finally got it......

After a moment, he stood up and said, "I'll go upstairs and take a nap." ”

Cheng Yanyi on the side frowned: "Taking a nap just after eating is not good for your health, and it is easy to gain weight." ”

"It's okay, I'm not worried about not being able to get married. ”

"Who is worried about not being able to get married?" Cheng Yan raised his eyebrows.

"No ......," Cheng Yun waved his hand.

At this time, it is the end of the second lunar month, the end of mid-spring, and the weather is already very warm, and most of the time you will be able to experience the summer temperature in another month. Cheng Yan is also dressed very thinly, with only a light pink long-sleeved shirt with a low neckline on her upper body, which is loose and loose on her, she has been buying this dress for two years. The lower half of her body is also her only pair of loose blue jeans, with a pair of small white shoes.

This outfit doesn't show her figure, but she can still see her slender curves and long legs, how can she not be worried about getting married.

Cheng Yun shook his head and walked upstairs.

Generally, the nap time is 10 to 30 minutes, even if the brain is a little heavy after waking up, the thinking can indeed become clearer and the spirit will become better. This kind of nap can significantly increase the quality and efficiency of work, and it is easy to get more and more confused if you sleep for a long time.

But Boss Cheng is a boss, and his nap is naturally based on enjoyment, how to sleep comfortably.

But he didn't expect that he would dream of those two flowers at noon today.

He didn't dream about the origin of the big flowers and two flowers, he didn't know how they became demons, he only dreamed of some things after they became demons.

The first half of the dream was when Dahua Erhua was in the wine-making resort called Qilong Village, and it seemed that Erhua had only been born recently, and its brain was not even better than it is now. With a beautiful vision for the future, the two flowers live a beautiful life of 'cultivation, sake making, and absorbing people's essence'.

The two flowers are often discussed together, of course, most of the time it is the big flowers who make the decision and the two flowers are in harmony, how to scientifically absorb the essence of these mortals for a long time.

They also often look forward to the day when they will succeed in their cultivation and become a big monster, the kind of big monster that is very powerful, and the world is very big. Then they go to find the most fertile soil in the world to take root, go to the highest mountain to bask in the sun, drink the clearest sweet spring water, raise many, many mortals to come to ** yuan, and find a place to build a hop garden with all the hops in the world, and so on......

But it was all interrupted by one person!

That Humanity Lunar Eclipse.

Not only does he have the power to be almost invincible in the world, making them irresistible, but he also loves to drink!

So the two flowers began what they initially thought was only a few decades, but in fact they had hundreds of years of dark captivity.

In the gourd, the two flowers, in addition to the Taoist pouring wine and water into the gourd, when drinking wine in the gourd's mouth, and singing and scolding when he heard movement from the outside world, are constantly engaged in various meaningless dialogues over and over again.

For example, Erhua asked more than 100,000 times - can we still go out?

For example, Dahua answered nearly 100,000 times - can!

Erhua also often asks 'what will happen when we go out', and sometimes Dahua will patiently tell it that we will have sunshine, soil, fresh air, and bees and butterflies to help us do something ashamed, and sometimes it will grit its teeth and say that it will eat that Taoist in one bite, and sometimes it will not know the answer......

In fact, it's as dazed and helpless as Erhua, just having one dazed and helpless is enough, and if both of them are like this, it will become very bad.

Because sometimes Erhua falls asleep, it will also look around blankly in the wine gourd.

The gourd is a very cramped space, with little redundancy for their activities, the echo of speech is deafening, and it is dark all year round, filled with water or wine...... In such a space, their original spiritual power faded day by day, and they themselves quickly weakened......

Just in the dream, Cheng Yun felt terriblely depressed, his chest was very heavy, and he couldn't breathe. Fortunately, unlike humans and even animals, they can endure these hundreds of years.

Eventually, he was awakened from a nightmare.

When he raised his head and opened his eyes, he saw an incomparably beautiful face in front of him - white plush cheeks, a small and pink mouth and nose, pointed ears, a pair of ice blue eyes with hundreds of millions of stars were staring at him in a daze with a little worry, and there was a nondescript faint line on his forehead......

It was standing on Cheng Yun's chest, and it made Cheng Yun feel heavy in his chest in his dream.

Cheng Yun tugged at the corners of his mouth: "What are you doing?"

Little Lori was stunned, this king still wants to ask you what are you doing, you sleep so hard.

Cheng Yun rubbed his head and sat up.

He looked at his watch, how could it be past twelve?

After a closer look, I found that the second hand had not moved, and it was estimated that something was wrong, which made Cheng Yun feel a little headache. His watch is an automatic mechanical watch, and since he has Yin Nuxia, his daily exercise is not small, and it is impossible for the watch to lose power.

Cheng Yun shook again, and little Lori's gaze also stopped on his watch, and her head and eyes shook slightly with his watch.

There was a tiny clanging sound inside, which was very slight, and the preliminary estimate was that a part had fallen off.

He once heard such a sentence in an extremely unhealthy book: There are three most embarrassing things in a gentleman's life, shaking his watch, pushing a car, and throwing a pen.

"Alas......"

Cheng Yun is not a gentleman, so naturally he doesn't feel embarrassed, but only feels a little distressed and troublesome.

I'm going to send it back for repair.

Little Lori was still staring at the watch on his wrist in a daze, and then looked at her fluffy and cute little paws, not understanding what it was.

Cheng Yun took out his mobile phone from the pillow and looked at the time, it was almost four o'clock in the afternoon.

He's been holding Dahua Erhua for a few days.

In the past few days, Cheng Yun knew that the little mage often went to talk to the two of them, and the space in the jar was larger than in the gourd, but they must have been very uncomfortable thinking about it. Cheng Yun sat up from the bed with his body propped up, and looked at Xiao Loli helplessly: "Still standing on me, don't you know how heavy you are ......?"

Little Lori looked at him again and tilted her head.

Cheng Yun had to wave his hand to push it down, and he pushed it too, and even stumbled with his left foot and his right foot and fell on the bed.

Ten minutes later, the roof.

The lid of the jar was opened by Yin Nuxia, and a rich aroma of wine wafted out. After several days of soaking, the original ordinary grain wine in the altar has become a complete immortal wine, and most of the Changyao Dao people have only drunk such a good wine when they have arrived on the earth.

Yin Nuxia took a deep breath: "Well, it's so fragrant!!"

A few bubbles came out of the altar, gurgling.

The little mage stretched out his hand and grabbed it forward, and at the same time said to Yin Nuxia, "Woman, let go." ”

Yin Nuxia hurriedly moved to the side and picked up a stainless steel basin.

With a bang, the big flowers and two flowers floated out in the air, their whole bodies were wet, and the wine on their bodies kept dripping. The little mage didn't want to waste it, so he waited for them to drip for a while before quickly putting them into the basin held by Yin Nuxia, and the rest of the wine dripped into the basin.

Yin Nuxia put the basin on a coffee table, and the three of them sat on the edge of the coffee table.

Stimulated by the sun, Dahua Erhua opened her eyes and saw Cheng Yun at a glance, they opened their mouths, and their tone was a little weak: "Is it pretty......

Cheng Yun didn't bother with them in general, but sat and waited for them to come to their senses.

Drops of liquor dripped from them, and soon a lot of them gathered in the stainless steel basin. And they were hanging flowers, and they looked like they hadn't woken up yet. The reason why they didn't wake up and not because they were overly weak was because they recovered quickly.

Only then did Cheng Yun speak: "I think we can get along in a different way." ”

Both flowers raised their heads, the big flower stared at Cheng Yun, and the second flower stared at the big flower.

"What?"

"That's how I get along with them. Cheng Yun pointed to the Yin Nuxia and the little mage on both sides, "There is also a little Lori who was not present." As you can see, they are creatures from the same otherworldly world as you are, but they don't feel like I'm restricting their freedom. ”

Dahua turned her head and saw Yin Nuxia, held back for a moment, and spit out again: "Is it pretty!"

As soon as Erhua was about to echo, she saw Yin Nuxia raise her eyebrows.

The two flowers immediately shrunk into flowers.

Cheng Yun said helplessly: "Don't make trouble, I'll continue." I have an employment relationship with them, for example, this man who can't see a man or a woman gets along well with you, he guards the front desk for me, and I provide him with staff dormitories, a fixed salary, and food every day. Another example is this very short ...... Eh, why are you both so dark-faced?"

Yin Woman: "......"

Little Mage: "......"

Cheng Yun waved his hand: "In short, you can do the same, work for me, and I will provide you with shelter, the sunlight, water, fertile soil and fertilizer you need." ”

Dahua hesitated, raised her head and glanced at Cheng Yun: "Then what do you want us to do?"

Erhua also stared at Cheng Yun suspiciously.

"I've heard that where you put down roots, a certain area belongs to you...... Territory, something like that. You are rooted on the roof of the building, as the security guard of my hotel, the second and third floors of this building, including the rooftop and the first floor, the façade where we are located belong to our hotel, and you are responsible for guarding the safety of the hotel, how about it?" Without waiting for them to answer, Cheng Yun added, "In fact, the hotel does not need security guards at all, and no one dares to make trouble with me at all, this is completely idle." You just have to do it most of the time, if not ever, most of the time, just in case, and you can practice with peace of mind. ”

"But we still can't get out of here?"

"Yes, that's my bottom line. ”

"Are you still going to make wine with us?"

"Uh...... I know you don't have to make wine to make it. Cheng Yun said, "I can promise that I won't force you, but occasionally making some wine, you can also reflect your value, and it can also enhance our friendship......

“……”

Dahua was silent for a long time before raising her head, and then suddenly erupted: "Pretty! You are stupid to us, right?

Erhua was stunned, and she didn't seem to have figured it out yet-

It thinks it makes sense, a little bit of leisure and the occasional sake brew can have sunshine, soil and fertilizer, and they make a lot of money!

Cheng Yun tugged at the corners of his mouth: "This is different......

"What's different?"

Cheng Yun groaned and said weakly: "It sounds much better......

Big flower: "......"

Cheng Yun coughed twice and continued to flicker: "Just kidding." The most important thing is a change in identity. Although I can also provide you with soil and fertilizer for free, which is not worth much, then you will be like my prisoners or ordinary flowers I planted, with no human rights and no equal status. Well, now we are an equal partnership, you can make money with your own efforts, and you can be friends with us. ”

Dahua said: "Be a barren friend......"

Erhua was stunned when she heard it.

The Yin woman next to her also felt very reasonable, and nodded from time to time with the words of the station chief.

In the end, Dahua did not agree and did not object.

Cheng Yun is not in a hurry, and he doesn't care very much.

When the wine on the two flowers was almost finished, the little mage brought their pots and said, "Come in quickly, and don't run away again." It's a place to live in peace, maybe it's more comfortable than in the forest. ”

In the face of this human who has a natural affinity with them, and always takes care of them, and is punished for their escape, Dahua is silent.

Erhua consciously manipulated the roots, stepped out of the stainless steel pot, and took root in the flower pot.

It also shuddered, and moaned with a long sigh: "Ah......h

Dahua hurriedly turned her head and glared at it, this one is useless!

When it turned around, it saw that Yin Nuxia had already picked up the basin, took a deep breath, and brought her mouth to the side of the basin to take a sip of wine, and said, "It's great......

Dahua immediately snorted: "Perverted!"

Yin Nuxia ignored them and continued to take a sip of wine.

The woman who shouted that she was determined not to drink had fallen unconsciously......

Cheng Yun asked, "Do you need to water and fertilize?" I see that you seem to be in good spirits. ”

Dahua didn't think about it and said, "Yes!"

Erhua also kept holding up the leaves and shouting: "Water, fertilize! Water, fertilize!"

The little mage consciously went to the side and picked up the shower and a small bottle of nutrient solution, walked back and said, "How much?"

Big Flower shouted, "The more the merrier, the more the merrier!"

The little mage poured a little nutrient solution first.

Erhua suddenly exclaimed: "Oh, you got it in my hands, don't do this, get it down!"

Little Mage: "......"

The little mage glanced at it and saw that the station master on the side was scanning his gaze back and forth with question marks on his face and the two flowers, and his face suddenly turned a little red.

Fortunately, the Yin woman on the side watched him fertilize the flowers seriously, and didn't hear anything wrong at all.