Chapter 56: God's Operation
Early on Saturday morning, the sky had just dawned, and the whole Tianji Alley began to make a ping-pong noise.
There are a lot of children in this area, and when they catch up with the autumn outing on the same day, every family can't wait to "send their grandmothers and wives away", and the scene is like sending troops to fight in ancient times.
Jiang Ping, like all mothers, her son's first hike, she was more excited than Lin Miao.
At 6:10 in the morning, Lin Miao was woken up by Jiang Ping.
Lin Miao had a rare bowl of porridge at home.
After finishing breakfast, Jiang Ping took out the whole pound of cooked beef that Lin Guorong bought last night from the refrigerator, and violently stuffed it into the schoolbag that was already too heavy for Lin Miao to bear, and before 7 o'clock, Lin Miao was sent to school.
At the school gate, Jiang Ping told Lin Miao thousands of instructions, repeatedly nagging Lin Miao to follow the team and not get separated. Before parting, he was afraid that Lin Miao would not be able to eat, so he stuffed 10 yuan into Lin Miao's pocket for the first time.
Lin Miao was moved to tears by her mother's action.
It's been more than thirty years......
It seems that this is the first time that such a large sum of money has been obtained from her......
Sure enough, the aura of a prodigy is powerful, and this world is too realistic.
There were no students on duty at the school gate today, and when Lin Miao arrived at the classroom, it was already boiling inside.
Looking at the room full of excited little children, Lin Miao smiled and calmly went downstairs to go to the toilet.
Then, when he came back empty, the classroom was full of people.
Teacher Zhou stood on the podium and was emphasizing travel discipline for the third time, but before she could finish speaking, the teacher from the next class came over to urge: "Teacher Zhou, there is a queue downstairs, let's go down quickly." β
Teacher Zhou nodded, and finally said to the class: "Students, we must pay attention to the team on the road, we have students lost every year, every year our teachers have to find it on Jiangxinyu when it is dark, our class must not have the same problem today, do you know?"
"Got itββ!" replied loudly and uniformly.
Teacher Zhou let him go: "Let's line up and go downstairs." β
There was a sound of tapping and taping in the hallway, and classes quickly lined up in the hallway before assembling in the open space in front of the school. Within a few moments, nearly 1,000 students from 18 classes were lined up.
Today, the person in charge of the general leader is Miao Xiaoqiu.
Principal Miao didn't talk as much as Principal Jin, and when she saw that the line was lined up, she hurriedly asked the head teacher of each class whether the number of students was correct, and after getting a positive answer, she immediately led the team out of the school gate.
A long queue came out of the gate of Bailifang Primary School.
A long dragon walked along Bailifang Road towards Lianjiang Road, and there was no end in sight.
Lin Miao followed the crowd, and then she felt a little interesting.
In fact, whether it is a trip or an outing, how much money is spent, how many scenery to see, and how much to pretend to be, it is still secondary, the key is to look at the mood on the road and the atmosphere brought by the hike.
"Doll, your schoolbag looks so heavy. "Behind Lin Miao, it is still the same brother from yesterday.
The little kid's name is Xiong Bo, because in the first grade, Chinese and mathematics were all eight consecutive units of double hundred primary school bully, so the Buddha in class five (six) respected him very much, and everyone called him "Brother Bo". Until recently, Lin Miao came, and directly formed a crushing comparative advantage against good students such as Bo Ge, and Bo Ge himself has become more and more uncompetitive in recent years, and his academic performance has gradually become unsatisfactory, so he has recently been demoted by his classmates and changed from Bo Ge to Bo Zai.
"yes, why don't you help me for a moment, Bogo. Lin Miao still called Bo Tsai Bo Ge, and her tone was very sincere. He took off his schoolbag, held it in both hands, pretending to be struggling, and had an expression of "begging Ge Ji for help".
Xiong Bo is an honest child, and in his short life, he is far from learning how to distinguish between truth and falsehood, good and evil.
He looked at Lin Miao's appearance of asking for him, under the expectant eyes of the classmates around him, and under the inspiration of the red scarf on his chest, his brain finally became hot, and Yi Bo Yuntian took Lin Miao's schoolbag weighing at least four pounds, and then carried the weight all the way, walking on Lianjiang Road from Bailifang Road, from Lianjiang Road to Wangjiang Road, and then from Wangjiang Road to Wangjiang Wharf, tired like a dead dog, and resolutely refused to return the schoolbag to Lin Miao, and finally won the unanimous praise of the whole class.
Standing in front of the bridge at the pier, the moment Xiong Bo returned his schoolbag to Lin Miao, he felt that the red scarf on his chest was even redder, it was simply glowing......!
"Oh no, teacher! Xiong Bo fainted!"
There was chaos in the crowd, and the head teacher, Mr. Zhou, hurriedly held the crumbling Xiong Bo and asked, "Have you eaten breakfast?"
Xiong Bo shook his head with a pale face, his lips were dry, and his blood sugar was too low.
Teacher Zhou couldn't help complaining: "I didn't eat breakfast, and I still helped my classmates carry their schoolbags and walk so far!
Xiong Bo said with an awe-inspiring face: "Teacher Zhou, I'm fine, as long as the doll is fine......
"Watt?" Lin Miao looked at Xiong Bo with a black greeting face, then quickly opened his schoolbag, took out a bottle of Coke from it and handed it over, and filled it in time, "Brother Bo, drink some Coke and replenish the sugar." β
Xiong Bo looked at Teacher Zhou, Teacher Zhou nodded, and he took Lin Miao's Coke.
This year, when children go out for autumn outings, the total amount of snack fees is generally less than 30 yuan, and only a very small number of parents will spend more than 50 yuan for their children. The price of Lin Miao's bottle of Coke is equivalent to one-tenth of Xiong Bo's family's autumn travel budget.
Xiong Bo drank a few sips of Coke, and his spirit gradually recovered, and he was no longer dizzy.
He wanted to return the rest of the Coke to Lin Miao, but Lin Miao refused in disgust, because Xiong Bo drooled quite a lot of saliva back, and this bottle of Coke was already very impure.
There are many students queuing up on the pier, not only Bailifang Primary School, but also Square Primary School and several teams on the side.
Four ferries shuttle back and forth between Jiangxinyu and the wharf, which can carry about 500 people at a time, Lin Miao and they waited on the wharf for a long time, and finally got off the ferry bridge and walked onto the cement wharf floating on the river.
Because of the large number of people, the wharf was so pressed that it sank more than ten centimeters, and the river could flood up when it saw it.
In the midst of all kinds of shouts, the Square Primary School, which came down with Lin Miao and them, got on the boat first.
Teacher Zhou stood beside Lin Miao, holding his hand, for fear that Lin Miao would be lost.
This can't be blamed on Teacher Zhou's carelessness, mainly because Lin Miao is too small, and in this environment, it is easy to be scattered by the crowd. And in this vast sea of people, with Lin Miao's size, if you want to get it back, the difficulty is not looking for a needle in a haystack, it should be called a haystack......
"Teacher, I want to pee. Lin Miao suddenly had a feeling, and looked up and said to Teacher Zhou.
Teacher Zhou said uneasily: "I'll pee later, and I'll talk about it when I get on the boat." β
"But there's no toilet on the ship!" Lin Miao objected very clearly, "You can't let me defecate on the boat, right?"
Teacher Zhou could only coax first: "Can you hold back first?"
Lin Miao said righteously: "I'm about to pee out, I can bear it, but my mother and my pants definitely can't bear it." β
There was a burst of laughter all around.
Even several teachers from the Square Primary School couldn't help laughing, and they all looked at Lin Miao, and said that this child was so cute. Then I took a closer look and found that Lin Miao's appearance looked very out of place compared to the other children in their class.
At this time, a teacher from Square Primary School stepped forward to ask, and after getting Teacher Zhou's explanation, he couldn't help but be surprised, touched Lin Miao's head and said, "Ah...... It's so smart to be in the fifth grade at such a young age......"
"What's more, you can wash your pants yourself when you pee. Lin Miao continued to get to the point.
Teacher Zhou had no choice but to let go of Lin Miao's hand, took a step back and said, "Then the teacher will take you to pee." β
"No, you help me get my school bag, and I'll pee myself. Lin Miao took off her schoolbag and stuffed it into Teacher Zhou's hand, shouting and running out, "I can't pee when others stand next to me!"
The whole class of students is here, and Teacher Zhou can't chase it, and it won't be if he doesn't chase it.
With a hesitation, Lin Miao had disappeared into the sea of people.
Lin Miao walked through the layers of crowds and walked to the edge of the dock.
It's a dangerous place, and students are crowded around, and it's easy to fall into the river, so not only is there no one in line, but there are no people at all.
Lin Miao faced the dirty Oujiang River, hurriedly took out his small water gun, and released the water that had accumulated all the way.
After eating porridge in the morning, the excess water in the body is obviously a lot more than usual.
He closed his eyes and enjoyed the thrill of decompression.
At this time, a strong wind suddenly came towards him, bending Lin Miao's water column.
Lin Miao was very unconvinced, he was angry, his legs stood firm, and with a sudden force, he pushed the water column back, and he urinated a little farther away. Seeing this scene, this goods couldn't help but be greatly excited, so the poem was promising, laughed twice, and chanted proudly: "You can urinate in the wind, and you will be able to wear steel in the future!
Leaving the quatrain for the ages, Lin Miao withdrew the water gun, raised his head and walked back.
Not far away, the team of Square Primary School was about to enter the ship.
Lin Miao took a few steps forward, and at the moment when he approached the boat, a strong arm suddenly stretched out behind him, and without asking, he picked him up and ran to the boat, while saying in a reproachful tone: "It's still slow, slow! Your classmates are all about to finish!"
As he spoke, he jumped onto the ship and ran up to the cabin on the second floor.
Lin Miao turned her head in confusion, looked at the middle-aged man holding her, and said in a broken voice: "Teacher, I'm not from this school, our school uniforms are different......"
"Huh?" the middle-aged man was stunned for a moment and muttered, "I said something weird." β
"Teacher, don't be in a daze, let me go down quickly. Lin Miao said speechlessly.
As soon as the words fell, I heard the whistle sound.
The hull of the ship shook, and it gradually sailed away from the shore......
Lin Miao and the teacher were both embarrassed.
Looking at the large group of first-grade children in the square elementary school in the cabin, Lin Miao covered her head.
This most unlikely thing happened to him.
He walked to the railing and beckoned to the fifth (sixth) class not far below, Peng Fangfang, who was at the same table, happened to look at it, and Lin Miao looked at each other, first stunned, and then immediately shouted as if he had lost his life: "Ahββ! Teacher Zhou! Doll! Doll is gone with other schools!"
Teacher Zhou raised his eyes, and his eyes suddenly straightened.
She couldn't figure out how Lin Miao's divine operation came out at all......