Chapter 306: Xueba's way of confession
These are all male students from Mizuki University, and the reason why they appear in the girls' dormitory is to confess to their beloved girls.
The flower confession is the lowest-level confession for these top students, and it is something they disdain, so when they see Fang Ming holding a bouquet of flowers, these top students will show disdain.
Fang Ming didn't care, just stood there quietly and waited, but after a while, a roar came from not far away, and then, a cool-looking supercar drove very slowly.
The speed of the car is not fast, but the roar is very sufficient, which attracts the attention of many students on the road.
In the end, the car stopped not far from Fang Ming, the door opened, and a young man with an oily face with wax on his hair stepped out of the car, and at the same time, the man also took out a large bouquet of roses from the co-pilot, several times the number of Fang Ming.
"Cheesy. ”
"What's the big deal about having two stinky bucks?"
"It's impossible to catch up with the girls of Mizuki University with sports cars and flowers. ”
When the men from Mizuki University got out of the car with roses, their faces showed hostility.
"It's so lively. ”
After the young man got out of the car, he felt a few hostile glances, but he didn't care, and then after seeing Fang Ming, he walked to Fang Ming's side.
"Brother, I also confessed to the girl, but your flower is too shabby. ”
Chen Ze walked to Fang Ming's side, but he didn't have the temper of the rich second generation who disdained everything, but squeezed his eyebrows and said, "If you want to pick up girls, you have to spend some money, you only spend more than 100 yuan, how about it, do you want to take a few bunches from me, anyway, I have nine hundred and ninety-nine flowers, and I can't see a few less." ”
"Thank you. ”
Fang Ming shook his head and refused with a smile, Chen Ze didn't say anything more, but after waiting for a few minutes, sweat appeared on his face, in the summer, holding nine hundred and ninety-nine roses, this was a very difficult thing in itself.
"Brother, I won't carry you here, I'll go in first. ”
Chen Ze couldn't stand still, and wanted to walk into the girls' dormitory with roses in his hand, but the aunt in the girls' dormitory stopped him directly.
"Classmate, this is a girls' dormitory, and you are not allowed to enter. ”
"Sister, you see this summer, standing in the sun will heat people to death, or you will let me stand inside this doorway. ”
Chen Ze's mouth is very sweet, and the aunt in her forties is also called "sister", however, this set of sweet words has no effect on the dormitory aunt, and the aunt looks at Chen Ze with a look that sees through the world.
"You can come in if you want. ”
Chen Ze's face showed joy, and the dormitory manager continued: "It's now 3:56 p.m., we are located in the Eastern Hemisphere, as long as you can calculate when the sunlight can't reach the dormitory, you can stand here." ”
Hearing the words of the dormitory manager's aunt, Chen Ze was stunned and asked him to calculate this, which was simply impossible.
"I'll come. ”
Chen Ze was stunned, but another boy volunteered to step forward and began to list the formula on the blackboard at the door of the dormitory with chalk.
Earth's rotation angle, Earth's rotation speed, Mizuki University's latitude and longitude......
Whew!
In the end, it was a top student, and after a while, the blackboard was filled with dense formulas, and the other boys showed envious looks on their faces, and looked at the boy who was listing the formulas with envy, because they were not from the physics department and the mathematics department, so this problem was very difficult for them.
A few minutes later, with the end of the afternoon class, there were girls who began to appear at the door of the dormitory, but these girls were not surprised at all by the appearance of Fang Ming and others, and every day in the past year, there were several boys who boasted of being extraordinary and confessed to the girls' dormitory.
Of course, Chen Ze's supercar still attracted the attention of many women.
"It's worthy of Mizuki University, I always thought that in a university like this, the girls in it were all ugly, after all, women who can read are generally not very beautiful. ”
Chen Ze completely gave up and returned to Fang Ming's side, looking at the girls passing by one by one, and from time to time he threw flattering eyes at those girls who were good-looking.
"Although the girls here are not as flavorful as those girls in Beiying, they have a more youthful feeling. Chen Ze is like an old driver, "Brother, I see that you are not from this school, when there is time, my brother will take you to Beiying to have a look, the girls in the girls' school are called tasteful, don't you know, every day after school, you can't count the many sports cars parked at the gate of Beiying, and you are embarrassed to drive over the cars less than one million." ”
Regarding what Chen Ze said, Fang Ming just smiled, it seems that Han Qiaoqiao graduated from Beiying, it is undeniable that the society, especially the entertainment industry, is a little distorted now, but it has not reached the level of unbearable as Chen Ze said.
"Don't believe what I said, let me tell you, there are some people in Beiying who specialize in the pimp business, these people will target the beautiful girls among the freshmen every year, and then introduce these girls to various rich bosses, as for whether these girls will agree, do you think a college student can beat those pimps, not to mention that the temptation of this society is already great. ”
Chen Ze seemed to see Fang Ming's thoughts, "Who is admitted to Beiying, who doesn't have a dream of stardom, but is it so easy to become a star, not to mention the two schools of Beiying and Shangju, there are hundreds of thousands of actors waiting for opportunities in Beijing and Hengdian, and there are no connections and resources, why can you become a big star?"
"Beautiful? These years of beauty are piled up by money, there are a few people who are naturally beautiful, most of them rely on beauty makeup and even micro-plastic surgery, but these all cost money, where did a college student get so much money?"
Chen Ze didn't say anything later, this society is sometimes so fair, you have to pay what you get, it depends on their choices.
With Chen Ze's ruffle, there were more and more people at the door of the girls' dormitory, and after a while, a boy standing not far from Fang Ming suddenly showed excitement on his face, and quickly greeted several girls who were coming towards him.
"Wenwen, I like you, you're the biggest headache I've ever seen. ”
The boy shouted violently in the face of the three girls, and at the same time took out his mobile phone excitedly, "Wenwen, I broke through the front-end control of our school forum, and launched an encouragement for love, and now there are more than a thousand students cheering for me, and I will protect you for the rest of my life under their witness." ”
Obviously, this is a male student in the computer science department.
It's just that the girl's expression was not at first nothing, and when she heard the back, her emotions suddenly became excited.
"It turns out that you hacked the campus forum, do you know that because of your actions, I didn't even sleep last night, and I have been maintaining the forum all night, and I am the first-level administrator of the campus forum. ”
The girl named Wenwen is very strong, and the boy in the computer department is like a frosted eggplant, and the whole person is extremely lost.
Wenwen left domineeringly, but after taking a few steps, she suddenly turned her head and asked, "What are you studying?"
“asm c。 The boy replied subconsciously.
"Learn C... Wenwen frowned.
The boy seemed to have suddenly thought of something, and shouted, "Although I am studying C, I will definitely let my son learn C++ in the future." ”
The girl named Wenwen laughed, "Will JavaScript work?"
"No, resolutely not to touch it. ”
"What should I do if I know the initial and final values of the loop in the loop code?"
After asking this question, the girl named Wenwen walked directly into the dormitory, leaving the boy from the computer department there with a stupid giggle.
"Damn, what kind of conversation is this, it feels more mysterious than those spy joints, why can't I understand a word, brother, do you understand?"
Chen Ze looked at Fang Ming, but Fang Ming also shook his head, this is obviously something that only people in the computer department understand, how could he, a person who has not even gone to college, understand this.
"It's really ignorant, even people like you dare to come to our Mizuki University to chase girls. After hearing the conversation between Fang Ming and Chen Ze, a boy on the side said disdainfully and mockingly.
"You know, then you can tell me. Chen Ze was unconvinced and retorted.
"It's very simple,The girl asked the man what to learn.,The man said to learn C language.,Do you know what C language represents?,C language is directly without the concept of object.,And C++ is more inheritance.,It's a rich second generation.,As for JavaScript, it's a pseudo-object.,It's ambiguous.。 ”
So the dialogue between the two sides is that the man tells the girl, I have no partner, and I will not be ambiguous, I will definitely work hard to make our children become the rich second generation in the future. ”
"As for the later loop, the initial and final values are given, and the for is used...... next loop, next understand, next meaning, this is the next opportunity for the girl to start a date with the man. ”
"These are all things that you can understand at the second level of computer science, and you just haven't gone to college, or you have paid for a degree. ”
Facing the boy's mocking gaze, Chen Ze was depressed, but he really couldn't refute it, although he had gone to college, he was more about experiencing whether college life was good or not.
As for Fang Ming, it is true that he did not go to college.
"A very clever way of communication, when I face my beloved her, do I want to change the way I confess. The boy didn't pay attention to Fang Ming and Chen Ze anymore, but muttered on the side, doing the final rehearsal.
"Girl, you are my independent pre-reviewer at this moment, be my asset manager in the future, and you will never need risk control to marry me. ”
"You are my long-term goal, my nominal anchor, guiding the course of my life, and I will no longer drift at will!"
……
Listening to the boy's muttering in his ears, Fang Ming's gaze looked ahead, and the next moment a smile appeared on his face, because he saw the appearance of the shadow he was waiting for.
PS: In order to prove that I am a top student, I was so tired when I wrote these chapters.