On the Internet, ten out of ten comments are complaining about this brain-dead advertisement.

"What is this?"

"I feel like I'm blind!"

"Brain platinum, I think it's brain gold, right?"

"What kind of brain-dead advertisement is this?"

"Wait, why did I see such a familiar figure at the end of this advertisement?"

"Alas, this person seems to be Professor Ye!"

"Oh my God! Is this Professor Ye?"

"It's impossible, isn't it? What is Professor Ye's identity? How can he accept an advertisement? And take 10,000 steps back, Professor Ye will not accept this kind of stupid advertisement, right? This is not in line with Professor Ye's status!"

"This really seems to be Professor Ye!"

"How could Professor Ye shoot such a stupid advertisement?"

"I also wonder, what is Professor Ye's status, how can he advertise this kind of garbage company?"

"I suspect that the image on this advertisement was made by this company! I, Professor Ye, would never do such a stupid advertisement!"

"I'm rubbing! So I'm Professor Ye being cheated?"

"Nine times out of ten, the right to portraiture has been violated. ”

"Why is the company so bold? Even Professor Ye dares to provoke him! I'm so impatient! If I want to bully Professor Ye, I first ask the 1.4 billion Chinese if they agree!"

"The amount of this advertising is quite large, everywhere and on the Internet, and I am about to be brainwashed. ”

Suddenly, someone broke the news, "Professor Ye was not cheated, I am a lawyer, and I thought Professor Ye had his portrait stolen." Then I immediately called this advertising production company, and when I asked, I found out that the advertisement was planned by Professor Ye at all! Including image design, advertising content, etc., they just executed, and the actual decision-maker was Professor Ye!"

"Huh?"

"Not really, right?"

"It's true, I've heard it too. ”

"It's impossible! Everyone knows what kind of literary level Professor Ye has, how could he possibly create this kind of advertising slogan? And he only accepts brain platinum, which is like what Professor Ye wrote? I and Professor Ye write with my feet are ten thousand times stronger than this, right?"

"Is this called an advertisement? I've never seen such mentally retarded advertising slogans, and I'm going to cry. ”

"Please stop broadcasting this, I can't stand it!"

"And these advertising windows on the Internet, it's all about this! I'm about to be able to sing!"

"I don't accept gifts for the holidays this year, only brain platinum for gifts!

"Actually, when I heard it for the first time, I could already sing. ”

"What makes me confused is that this broken advertising slogan is quite smooth. ”

"What is Professor Ye doing? His daughter-in-law is fighting for the queen of songs, and as a result, he went to plan advertisements for others?"

"Isn't that......

"No wonder Su Ning didn't release a new album, it turned out that Professor Ye went to get this broken advertisement. I also took it, Su Ning missed the song queen, Professor Ye has to take full responsibility!"

"Hahaha, yes, Professor Ye is fully responsible. ”

"This time, Professor Ye is really unconscious, just sit back and wait for Professor Ye to be subjected to domestic violence. ”

"Whether it's because of Su Ning or because of himself, Professor Ye shouldn't do this kind of advertisement, it's completely unnecessary!"

On the entire Internet, no matter what circle it is, or in the comments of some video websites, the discussion of brain platinum advertisements has gradually overshadowed the momentum of Zhao Meng's rise to the top of the music scene!

You know, Zhao Meng reached the top today!

It stands to reason that she should be the most shining star today, but just yet, she met this advertisement and met Ye Feng!

Even, on the hot search list of celebrity circles, the hot search of "Zhao Meng to the top" is no longer the first, but it is the word "Professor Ye and Brain Platinum Advertisement". It can be seen that although Ye Feng is not in the entertainment industry, his attention has unconsciously surpassed the influence of the promotion of the music queen!

Of course, if this kind of discussion rests on other celebrities, they can't stand it. What kind of discussion is this? This is clearly "complaining"! If this were someone else, netizens would definitely directly scold the "stupid"! This advertisement did not have a single praise, and even the advertising industry shook their heads, and everyone was "complaining" -- this is unique in the history of advertising!

……

Next.

Early in the morning, Ye Feng had a phone call with the fat man and asked about the investment in Ningning print advertising.

On the phone, the fat man's voice was a little hoarse, "Don't worry, brother, it's all done, as long as we distribute the goods, there is a sister-in-law, and some commercial buildings, department stores, subway stations, bus stops, etc., the most conspicuous positions, we have also bought a lot, all of them are the endorsements of the sister-in-law, and the image of the spokesperson on the product is also arranged according to the professional stylist on the sister-in-law's side, and everything is done." ”

"Well, that's fine. Ye Feng nodded, and said with concern: "Why is your voice hoarse?

The fat man cried and said, "Big brother, don't you say that our advertisement is the most invincible in the universe? Then why are we being sprayed stupid? Now the companies that sell health care products in the same industry say that I am the same as a stupid dick, and I read the comments for a night last night, and I am angry! I fucking scolded those stupid dick netizens all night!"

Ye Feng tugged at the corners of his mouth, "Don't worry, we are indeed the number one in the universe!" He was also speechless in his heart, and said, "What comments do you have nothing to read?"

"You didn't see it?"

"I never look. ”

"Damn, I shouldn't have believed you if you said it earlier! Fortunately, you were also scolded, otherwise I would have been angry. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, let's see the sales volume when the time comes!"

Ye Feng said: "By the way, you have to increase production, produce as much as you can, continue to distribute goods, and be ready to replenish at any time." ”

"You can pull it down, and you still give birth?" I don't even know how many goods I have pressed now!" the fat man didn't believe it at all.

Ye Feng insisted: "You believe brother, from today onwards, you will be the most beautiful fat man in selling health care products!"

Outside the door, the girl's glutinous cry sounded, "Baba, it's just breakfast!"

"Here we go"!

Ye Feng tilted his head and shouted, and then quickly said to the fat man: "I won't tell you, I'll go to dinner." ”

Downstairs, in the living room, the TV is on.

is broadcasting the advertisement of brain platinum, yesterday it was Haicheng Satellite TV, today it is CCTV, it looks like the fat man really spends a lot of money.

At the dinner table, the kissing girl held the bread in her left hand and the milk in her right hand, and sang along to the TV from the chair, "I don't accept gifts during the holidays this year, I don't accept gifts!

"It's over, your daughter has been brainwashed by your advertisement. The sister-in-law looked at Ye Feng, who had just come downstairs, speechlessly, "I started to go crazy when I got up early in the morning, and the corridors were swaying and twisting." ”

Ye Feng pulled his mouth, wiped his hair, brought the milk cup in his daughter's hand, put it on the table, pressed his daughter's waist around his cat's waist, and said with a tiger: "Stay honest, otherwise your mother will murder you again in a while." ”

"No!"

The little girl turned her head, looking arrogant, not afraid of Ye Feng at all.

"Hey!"

Ye Feng's big hand on the girl's shoulder slid down, picking up the girl's itchy flesh.

"Giggles~"

The scratching baby girl rolled back and forth on the chair, laughing non-stop.

"Ma Ma ~ Ma Ma save me, giggle haha. ”

The little guy called for help from his mother, who was coming with milk.

Ning Ning looked at the father and daughter helplessly, and said, "Okay, okay, let's eat, go to the supermarket in a while, and buy something." ”

The sister-in-law was excited, "Okay! I'm going to buy something delicious!"

Ye Feng also let go, took his daughter in his arms, and sat on his daughter's chair, "Let's eat!

Daddy's wanton life

Daddy's wanton life