Chapter 173, I only moved myself!
Chapter 173, I only moved myself!
"When I first entered college three years ago, I was celebrating Singles' Day with three other guys in my dorm. At that time, the four of us walked on campus after dinner, and looked at a couple holding hands with each other, and I was very envious, so I said to the three of them-----Next year, I will leave you, and I will go to find my love." ”
"And then?"
As soon as he craned his neck, he poured a whole bottle of cold beer in his hand into his stomach, and after burping, he said, "As a result, I broke away from them the next year------ and all three of them found girlfriends." ”
Since he sat down, he began to pretend to be deep, pretending to be sad, pretending to be the same enemy, and avoiding touching ***'s heart, which caused his anger, Hua Ming Liang Tao couldn't hold back anymore, and the two laughed at the same time.
Hua Ming opened a bottle of beer with a wine opener and put it in front of ***, and said, "It's Singles' Day in a few days." You're in a hurry to find a girlfriend to reintegrate into their circle?"
"It's not. *** shook his head seriously. Raised the wine bottle and touched it with Hua Ming, then went down to most of the bottle in one breath, and said, "How can I be that person? Love does not tolerate jokes." I'm serious about her. ”
"Hey, Lao Wang, listen to my advice. Liang Tao also took the initiative to raise the wine bottle and touched it with ***, and said, "Let it go." This woman is not for you. As long as it is a normal woman, seeing you in the cold wind and setting candles, sending flowers and shouting that I like you, she is more or less moved------ she is not moved at all. On the contrary, it is a shame for you to behave like this. Even if you don't like it anymore------- can't you say a tactful refusal?"
"People said it. Hua Ming defended Liu Yaxi. "People say they have a boyfriend. As a result, this product lacks heart, not to say that people don't have it. What can people do?"
Liang Tao and *** glared at the same time and scolded, "Whose side are you on?"
"I'm on the side of fairness and justice. Hua Ming said awe-inspiringly. "Who made me the embodiment of justice? But Liang Tao has one thing I agree with, Lao Wang, forget it------ even if this woman has the slightest meaning to you, she will not say such hurtful words. Since she said such hurtful things, it proves that she doesn't mean anything to you at all. ”
With a gloomy expression, he lifted the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said, "How could she not like me? How could it be? We organized sports meetings together, held dances together, and we often ate together-------- by the way, the English Academy played "Titanic", and I also asked her to watch this movie together. Do you turtles know about Titanick, do you know what this movie represents?"
"Love. *** said with a serious face. "This film represents love. If she agrees to accompany me to see this movie, does that prove that she likes me----- or does she like me before and don't like me now?"
He touched his hairstyle, and it was fine.
He looked at his suit, and it wasn't wrinkled.
So, he looked at Tang Zhong and asked, "Am I handsome today?"
"You're handsome every day. Tang Zhong said. "However, she agreed to accompany you to that movie, probably just because she had nothing to do that night and wanted to find a companion when she was lonely. Or the guy she likes asks another girl, or maybe it's because she happens to want to revisit this movie again------ which has nothing to do with love. ”
He was still very convinced by Tang Chong's words, and said in a sad voice: "You also think she has never liked me?"
"We are studying psychology------- we can use psychology to analyze her mood. Tang Zhong said. "I don't know when you started doing this show to court. However, they were all in the dormitory, but they deliberately turned off the lights and pretended that no one was there. The lights were on throughout the girls' building, except for their dormitories. No one even wants to look at the window----- do you know why?"
"Aren't the other girls in their dormitory curious about what's going on below? Don't they want to run to the window to take a look? When Liu Yaxi went downstairs, the two girls in their dormitory stood at the window and shouted----- The others also support you. However, the lights were not turned on for a long time, and they did not appear, proving that they were threatened by Liu Yaxi. She wouldn't let them turn on the lights, and she wouldn't let them look around-----"
"It wasn't until you yelled her name and said I liked you that things got to **. She knew she wouldn't show up again------ so the lights came on. She also took a female companion downstairs------ she didn't look appreciative, and she didn't ask if you were standing outside cold, just urging you to go back quickly, don't stand here and embarrass her----- even if she treats you as an ordinary friend, she won't do so ruthlessly. You're not even her average friend, so how can you be her boyfriend?"
I was hurt and angry, and I couldn't hold my face. I wanted to refute and justify, but my mouth was open, but I couldn't make any sound.
Then, in despair, he threw up his neck and poured wine.
"You're not wrong. She's not wrong either. Tang Zhong said. "It's just that you like her and she doesn't like you. ”
looked at Tang Chong and said, "Do you think I'm frustrated?"
"Average. Tang Zhong raised the wine bottle to him and said, "I can see at a glance that you are a dick." ”
finally had a little smile on his face, holding the wine bottle and Tang Chong's wine bottle together, and said, "My dick is not as good as you." You have a beautiful woman courting on stage, I was rejected for courtship on stage------ you are not better looking than me. ”
"It's not about looks. Tang Zhong said with a smile.
"What does that have to do with that?"
"It's about love. ”
Shaking his head, he said, "It's too deep." I don't understand. ”
"You like her, but you can't make her like you. ”
came to the spirit and said, "Yes, yes." Teach me quickly. Teach me quickly. How do you make girls like me?"
Hua Ming coughed twice, and after attracting the attention of ***, he said in a very big way: "As far as the pursuit of girls is concerned, you should ask me for -----advice."
"Aside from the fact that you have a female rabbit, what other female animals have anything to do with you?"
"Ahem--------
As a result, Hua Ming's cough was even worse.
looked at Tang Chong with anticipation on his face and said, "You're still amazing." Don't ------ the beauty to the door. ”
"----------" Tang Zhong wanted to smash the beer bottle on his head.
"Tell me. Let's talk about it. *** didn't know that he had said the wrong thing, and said urgingly.
"Too much nonsense. Li Yu said suddenly.
"What?" everyone turned to look at Li Yu, who had been sitting silently in the corner, not drinking, but just burying his head in dealing with the plate of peanuts in front of him.
"Too much nonsense. Li Yu said again.
"Who's talking too much nonsense?" *** asked.
"You. ”
Jumping up like his ass was on fire, feeling that he couldn't live this day. I was coldly rejected by a girl just now, and now I am being told by a junior brother that I talk too much nonsense. He had the urge to burst into a rage.
"Why do I talk a lot of nonsense? Which of my words is nonsense? Don't you think I'm humorous and funny? Do you know what it means to be a man with connotation? How can you do it if you don't talk in this era? Do you think you can get a girl like you without being able to hit a fart for half a day? You -------?"
He scolded a few words, saw that the other three were all looking at him calmly, and asked, "You think so too?"
So, Tang Chonghua and Liang Tao nodded together.
Once again, I sat down in my chair and drank my head.
After pouring several sips, he looked at Li Yu with hazy eyes and said, "When I was in middle school, I was like you, and I didn't like to talk very much. I think that the boys who shout loudly all day long and think that they are the best people in the class are idiots------ I like a girl for three years, and when I am about to graduate, I go to confess to her. She said to me, "You have too few words." I don't like silent boys. Sure enough, she soon got together with a boy who was very high-profile and active in everything. ”
Reaching out to grab Li Yu's hand, Li Yu quickly dodged it. He said with red eyes: "I still remember what you said to me the first day you came to report------ you are the same as me. I didn't want to admit it at the time, but I was really nervous. I wonder how someone could see through me at a glance. I used to be like you----- but what I don't understand is that I used to be rejected by girls because I didn't like to talk. Now I like to talk, why should I be rejected by girls?"
"Too much nonsense. Li Yu said again.
If it weren't for Tang Chong and the three of them to stop them, *** would have flipped the table.
This kid is too much of a bully.
"You just have to be yourself. Tang Zhong looked at *** and said, with a serious face of persuasion. "Constantly enrich and improve yourself, and give full play to your talents. Even if it's a dick, it has to be a sparkling dick------ at that time, your love will come. ”
After thinking about it seriously, he said, "Indeed." When I was like Wang Qikui, an hour of psychological counseling cost 3,000 US dollars------ I was in a state of blonde. ”
"That's not right. Tang Zhong smiled and shook his head. "It can't be said to be wrong. ”
It's cold, it's not winter.
Hua Ming and Liang Tao fought together and died together.
Hua Ming and Liang Tao hugged each other side by side, and shouted Ren Xianqi's old song loudly: "The girl on the other side looks over, looks over----- the performance here is very exciting, please don't pretend to ----ignore and step on ------"
Under Tang Chong's support and vomiting while walking, after vomiting, he began to cry and complain to Tang Chong: "---- she likes Haruki Murakami's books, I queued for seven hours to help her get an autograph." She likes to eat strawberries, I buy a box of strawberries every day to send ----- winter, a box of strawberries is my day's food money. When I don't have money, I will eat steamed buns by myself and match the old godmother. When she was sick, I bought medicine and delivered food, and I didn't go to class and stayed with her every day. It was cold, so I helped her fetch two bottles of boiling water every night and sent them over. That way she has hot water to wash her face and brush her teeth in the morning-----"
"I thought that one day I would move her. *** lay in Tang Chong's arms and wiped the food scraps from his mouth on his chest. "But I was only moved by myself. ”
(PS: Thank you for the rewards of the two local tyrants who are surrounded by Hot Wheels and look down on the joys and sorrows.) )