Auditorium.

The game is over.

The final rankings are also counted.

Teacher Zhao Hanyang and Sun Qi both scored 40 points in the end, tied for first place. The host smiled and said, "Let's congratulate our champion!"

However, there was little applause from the audience. The male host was a little embarrassed, and Zhao Hanyang and Sun Qi, who were about to go up to receive the award, were even more ugly, although they won the championship, they were in a bad mood!

At this time, the hostess smiled and announced: "Our third place is ...... Professor Ye, the final score is 35 points! It is worth noting that Professor Ye answered a total of 13 questions and made an uplink!"

Thirty-five points, third place.

did not meet President Wu's expectations, but at this time, there was an explosion of applause in the auditorium!

Although it is third, it is unbeatable, and it is better than the first!

"Now, our top three are invited to come up to the stage to receive the award!" said the host.

Zhao Hanyang, Sun Qi and Ye Feng, who was supported by Zhao Huangming, came to the stage together, Ye Feng remembered that he was a patient, no matter what he did, he let Zhao Huangming support him.

On the stage, Feng Lao and the other two judges had already prepared certificates and trophies.

"Teacher Zhao, congratulations. ”

"Teacher Sun, congratulations. ”

In the end, it was Ye Feng's turn, "Professor Ye is talented, admirable!" "Young and promising, throughout ancient and modern China and abroad, I have never seen such a character as Professor Ye!" "If Professor Ye has time to go to the imperial capital, we must get together, and I will introduce a few old friends to you." ”

When Feng Lao and the other two judges presented awards to Zhao Hanyang and Sun Qi, they said a polite word, and there were no other words of congratulations, but when it came to Ye Feng's third place, it was as enthusiastic as they were! Seriously, they have been judges for so many years, and this year's award may be the most special one. No one cares about the first, everyone's eyes are focused on the third person, do you think it's strange?

Ye Feng opened his mouth, and his voice was very reluctant, "It's over." The voice is still sick, I have to say that as an old Chinese medicine doctor, Ye someone pretending to be sick may even believe him.

"Professor Ye take care of your health!" Feng Lao and the others said a few more polite words, and then stepped down.

Over there, Zhao Hanyang and Sun Qi simply said a few words of winning the championship, and went straight down after speaking, they didn't want to stay for a minute, and even wanted to smash the trophy in their hands.

Other people's trophies represent the supreme glory, but what about theirs?

What a shame that is!

Shame you have never had!

Got the first fart use?

Shame on you!

However, no one cares about them at this time, and their two champions are not the protagonists at all.

The current protagonist is Ye Feng, and I saw the hostess holding the microphone and said worriedly: "Professor Ye, can you still speak two sentences with this body?"

"Professor Ye is ill, so he won't ......"

Zhao Huangming just wanted to refuse on behalf of Ye Feng, but at this time, Ye Feng said, "Say a few words." ”

"Eh, Professor Ye said that he could say a few words!" Zhao Huangming changed his words and repeated Ye Feng's words into the microphone.

Looking at Zhao Huangming who was supporting him next to him, Ye Feng's heart was very warm. This morning, since Ye Feng pretended to be sick, Zhao Huangming hadn't even drunk saliva, and was basically taking care of Ye Feng. Either to hold an ice pack or to help him relay what he said. No matter how Zhao Huangming treated Ye Feng before, but today's care and concern for Ye Feng can't be faked.

With a shallow smile, Ye Feng opened his mouth, and Zhao Huangming hurriedly handed him the microphone to his mouth.

"I want to say, did someone say I cheated again?"

Ye Fengqi's weak voice was not loud, but it clearly reached everyone's ears.

Cheat?

Everyone was stunned, there is really such a thing!

"Whoever reported me, who apologized to me. A short sentence made the auditorium quieter, and Zhao Huangming, who was next to him, also remembered this at this time, and reprimanded into the microphone: "And the staff of the Poetry Association, you must also apologize to Professor Ye! The Federation of Literary and Art Circles and the judges have not determined whether Professor Ye cheated or not, so you dare to announce it?"

Sun Meng's face was gloomy!

The people from the Poetry Association were also in a cold sweat, looking at Sun Meng, "President, what should we do?"

Sun Meng didn't say a word, but he didn't move.

Apologize?

Apologizing in front of so many people?

Then he Sun Meng really doesn't have a little face!

A minute later, Zhao Huangming saw that there was no movement, and snorted coldly, "Don't apologize, right? I don't even have the most basic politeness, and I am a literati! Then let's see you in court, and we will resolutely defend Professor Ye's rights!"

Zhao Huangming was a little angry, but Ye Feng smiled, "Today is the couplet competition, so I'll give you a couplet." "It's not loud, but it's clear.

Everyone is curious, send couplets?

At this time, you still send couplets?

Everyone was a little stunned, not knowing what Professor Ye wanted to do.

The next moment, Ye Feng said: "Rats are old regardless of size." "Because they're all called rats.

In the next sentence, Ye Feng smiled lightly and said lightly: "There are male and female monkeys, and there are always male and female. "Monkeys, that is, monkeys. Ye Feng knew that the person who reported him was Sun Meng!

And Sun Meng almost vomited blood, Ye Feng, I am your uncle! Who the hell are you scolding for being a monkey? Sun Meng's face is green, this bastard, this is a live broadcast, he doesn't care about the slightest impact? Seriously, Ye really doesn't care. Whether it is his achievements in the field of mathematics or his achievements in the field of literature, it will not change because of these things. What's wrong with scolding you? I'm still Professor Ye after scolding you!

The two hosts were stunned, and even Zhao Huangming almost didn't hold back a mouthful of old blood.

Professor Ye's mouth is too poisonous, right?

Can you come up with this couplet?

The audience also looked confused.

But Ye Feng seemed to be addicted, and he didn't finish it yet, so he continued: "Although I participated on behalf of our Haida in the end, in fact, it was the Poetry Association that recommended me to come up at the beginning, and I will also give you a couplet." After speaking, he paused and read: "The fire in the Ministry of Water is empty, and the construction is large. ”

This Shanglian is messy, and everyone doesn't see what it means.

But Ye Feng's lower link made people spray directly, "Nanren and Northern Xiangzhongshujun, what's the matter!"

Member of the Poetry Society: "......"

Sun Meng exploded even more, Lao Tzu is his president! Why the hell have you scolded Lao Tzu twice!

Twice?

Ye Feng didn't feel like it was fun to scold him twenty times!

This group of bastards from the Poetry Association invited him to participate in this fucking couplet competition, thinking that he couldn't see what they were doing? If it weren't for Ye Feng's wit to come up with the method of pretending to be sick, plus this group of bastards always came up with difficult couplets to make Ye Feng lose face, then Ye someone would really be cool here today!

Still slandering Lao Tzu for cheating?

If this is really true, then does Ye Feng still have the face to go out?

Scolding twice?

Not enough!

Ye Feng just wanted to continue, who knew that Sun Meng couldn't stand it, so he sat directly on the field and said angrily: "Ye Feng, don't you know the pair, I'll also give you a question, you listen to me, the two apes are broken in the mountains, and the little monkey dares to saw?"

But it was Ye Feng who laughed, he had heard this couplet, and immediately sneered: "A horse is stuck in the mud, how can an old beast come out of the hoof?" is also a homonym, out of the hoof is equal to the question, this is in Sun Meng is an old beast!

Sun Meng gritted his teeth angrily, and said with a dark face: "You are also worthy of being called a master like this? Eight hundred miles of Dongting, with waves and rolling waves, where did the grandmaster come from?"

However, Ye Feng smiled again, and said unhurriedly: "The twelve peaks of Wushan Mountain, fog and clouds, this courtyard fell from the sky!"

"Good!"

"That's right!"

"What a house fell from the sky!"

"Professor Ye is invincible!"

"Celestial beings descend from the sky, that's right!"

The audience couldn't help but applaud, and they all laughed one by one. Even Feng Lao and the three judges couldn't hold back and laughed.

Sun Meng: "@¥%¥#......#%¥%##" (Royal Translation: Bastard, I'll go to your second uncle!)

Ye Feng didn't intend to let Sun Meng go, and said: "Come and don't be rude, I'll give you a question, listen well, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven." ”

When Sun Meng heard this, he didn't think about it and said directly: "dou/rui/mi/fa/sou/la/xi!" Sun Meng was right about the tone.

"Good!"

"It's going to be great!"

"Yes, at last!"

The people in the Poetry Association are going crazy with excitement, this bastard's Shanglian is finally right!

They're going to cry!

Sure enough, it has to be the president's shot!

However, Ye Feng shook his head and said, "If it were someone else, I would have counted him as a match, but you can't, I think you can be better against the lower link." ”

Well?

Everyone was stunned, what do you mean?

Can Sun Meng still have a better upper and lower link?

Even Sun Meng himself was stunned, better? He really thought about it seriously.

However, Ye Feng didn't give him much time, but said directly: "I think you are better for filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness and honesty." ”

Well?

What the hell is this?

Everyone didn't react at once, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness, and honesty? No, why is there one less shame?

However, there were a few fools present, and in a moment someone reacted, "The upper link forgot an eight, and the lower link is less ashamed, this is Wang (forget) eight and shameless?"

Wang Ba?

Shameless?

Sun Mengdu has forgotten how many times he has exploded, Lao Tzu is a bastard, you are a bastard!

The audience was already laughing like crazy, and the leaders of Haida over there also applauded one by one.

This is the first time they have seen literati scolding the street on the spot, this is completely a bloody dog who scolds people without spitting out a dirty word!

However, this is a live broadcast, it will definitely not work if it goes on like this, the male host hurriedly persuaded: "Professor Ye dissipates his anger, your body has not healed yet, don't be angry." ”

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