Chapter 222: Attack and Acceptance
"Hey, that's it, isn't it easy to say? Teacher, you really look down on our brothers!" Cheng Yong immediately laughed and patted his chest vigorously, "I'll talk about one first, the most famous one is, of course, the tiger general Wu Song, everyone knows it!"
"Haha, I also know that I know!" Pan Jun was not far behind, and scrambled to say: "Pan Jinlian! This is inside the Water Margin, right?! There is nothing that the Chinese do not know!"
Wang Tianyou opened his mouth and looked at the two pit dads with flying eyebrows, and said embarrassedly: "I'm going to do it, can this be? Then Ximenqing must also forget it!"
"There are also, Wu Yueniang, Li Jiaoer, and Ximen Qing's son-in-law Chen Jingji. Hot Library," Wang Zheng said while touching his chin and thinking.
"Stop, stop, what are you talking about?" Brother Long waved his hand to interrupt Wang Zheng, who was about to go through the family tree of Ximenqing, and said helplessly: "I asked you to talk about the characters in "Water Margin", why did you move "Golden Bottle Plum" out for me?
"Hahahaha..." Hearing this, the students under the podium burst into laughter.
"Uh..."Everyone was a little embarrassed at this time, even if they were thick-skinned, and they all looked at each other, not knowing what to do!
"Come on, go back!" Brother Long waved his hand impatiently, and said to a few people with a slightly sullen face: "I can tell you, if you dare to be late for my class in the future, then you will stand outside for a class!
"Yes, yes, yes!"
At this time, everyone dared to say a word, and ran back to their seats with their tails between their legs as if they had been amnestied, with an unnaturally unnatural expression.
Feeling the contemptuous eyes of the students around him, Wang Tianyou couldn't help but blush, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
"Damn, I've been thinning my face lately, and my skills have weakened!" Wang Tianyou touched his cheek and muttered to himself hatefully.
Yan Min, who was sitting on the side, couldn't help laughing, stretched out his hand to push Wang Tianyou, and said with a smile: "I said that you are also too talented, just say something, Yue Fei, Liu Bei, Li Shimin's fooling is over?
"Uh... I said, eldest sister..."The corners of Wang Tianyou's mouth twitched twice, he turned his head to look at Yan Min, his eyes were full of pity and sympathy, and he said: "The three people you just talked about are three dynasties, okay? Your junior high school history teacher teaches biology, right?"
"Huh?" Yan Min subconsciously covered his mouth, his face suddenly turned red, and he asked in embarrassment, "Three dynasties?"
"Why don't you ask Brother Long?" Wang Tianyou gave Yan Min a big hygienic eye, turned his head and scolded Brother Long, who was walking around the class with a broom, and looked at Yan Min with an idiot look.
"Then forget it!" Yan Min looked at the broom in Brother Long's hand, and couldn't help but shrink his neck, sticking out his tongue to look like a ghost elf.
"Hey! They all say that they have big breasts and no brains, but..." Wang Tianyou squinted at Yan Min, who was still cute at this time, and glanced at her not plump chest, and hesitated for a long time but didn't dare to say the next half of the sentence.
"Hey, I said you're endless, right?" Yan Min was not happy at the time, twisted Wang Tianyou's arm vigorously, and said hatefully: "What did you just say?
"Oh! No, no, I didn't say anything! You heard it wrong, you heard it wrong!" Wang Tianyou covered his arm and screamed, and hurriedly begged for mercy.
"Hmph, I'll spare you for the time being!" Yan Min hugged his arm and glared at Wang Tianyou angrily, then stabbed Wang Tianyou with his elbow, looked around, stepped forward and whispered mysteriously: "Brother Tianyou, can I ask you something?"
"Hmm, what's the matter?" Wang Tianyou was slightly stunned and asked.
"Hehe, that's the case! Didn't you move out to live? But these days, Cheng Yong's bastard QQ often has some more girls on it, I blocked it and added it, and then blocked it again! I suspect that Cheng Yong is messing with flowers and grass outside behind my back!"
"You're thinking too much, isn't he?"
"Hmph! That maybe! Men don't have a good thing!" Yan Min snorted coldly, his tone full of disdain.
"No, Cheng Yong is sorry for you, that's his business, I won't be happy if you beat all our men to death!" Wang Tianyou looked at Yan Min with a depressed face, and said helplessly: "What can I help with the relationship between the two of you?"
"Listen to me! I don't expect you to help me find out any secrets, you just need to help me keep an eye on him! Anyway, you live together every day!" Yan Min took Wang Tianyou's arm and said solemnly.
"Stare, how to stare?" Wang Tianyou looked dazed.
"I'll go, do you have to let me say so clearly? Help me keep an eye on him, don't let him steal people outside behind my back, and don't let him bring women to the house! Once you find out, don't worry about it, call me directly, and I'll arrest you!" Yan Min's demeanor at this time was completely like a resentful woman who had lived in the deep boudoir for a long time, and her face was full of resentment and resentment like the concubine in the deep palace who had not been favored by the emperor for many years.
"Damn, isn't this okay? People haven't done anything, you look like you're like an infernal affair! It's your husband, at least you should have the least trust, right?" Looking at Yan Min's sinister expression, Wang Tianyou got goosebumps all over his body, shook his head vigorously, and persuaded bitterly.
"It's not that I don't want to trust him! It's that you men don't deserve to be trusted at all! Which man doesn't like to mess with flowers? Aren't you just a living example? The so-called close to Zhu is red and close to ink is black, Cheng Yong lives with you, and sooner or later he will be exposed to it, so I have to take precautions in advance!" Yan Min smiled, clenched his little fist, and his eyes were full of determination, "Hmph, everything is under control!"
"I'm rubbing, you're waiting for me here for a long time?!" Wang Tianyou was not happy at that time, and he must resolutely and heavily fight back against this kind of personality slander!
"Damn, after talking about it for a long time, it still got on me! Which eye did you see Lao Tzu messing with flowers and grass? Who is the ear and eye of whom? I don't care! I don't care about this Lao Tzu, you can move to our villa if you have the ability, it just so happens that Cheng Yong's house has a double bed, and the sound insulation effect is good, no matter how you two toss, you don't have to be afraid of others hearing it! You can suck him dry, so you don't have to worry about him stealing people outside! But he's quite empty now, and he is a one-two-three player. So this grandson has been drinking the deer strong god since he was seven years old, and now I don't know if he has made up for it or not! But it should be enough to deal with you!"
"Bah, you hooligan! The old lady beat you to death!" Yan Min was blushing when Wang Tianyou said this, and immediately turned his face, stretched out the two evil hands, and pinched Wang Tianyou's back waist. Yan Min made a move, which was naturally pinching, scratching, beating and scolding.
Yan Min is attacking, Wang Tianyou is accepting, both attacking and receiving, and the two of them are not good at fighting.
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