197. Drunken mantras
Four and a half big cubs, dyed yellow hair, wearing big crotch pants, hanging studs, all dressed as urban and rural junctions, walked side by side from the left side, and saw He Zhou and Chu Dongpo standing there, they were about to hit Chu Dongpo, and they had no intention of bypassing.
He Zhou pulled Chu Dongpo aside and said in a low voice, "Don't let the cubs be angry." ”
The children walked straight over, their faces beaming with smugness, and they spat at where they stood.
Chu Dongpo was pulled hard by He Zhou, and said angrily, "I think back then, we never had such a cowardice." ”
He Zhou said with a smile, "Thanks to the good work of the country's law popularization education, the current half-grown children know that murder is not illegal, and they have no fear, how do you say we can deal with them? ”
In fact, when they were in junior high school and high school, they were not unscrupulous, looked down on life and death, and did it if they didn't accept it, just because the family was tightly managed, and they didn't have the ability to find fault with these cubs.
Chu Dong ramped, "I'm angry, I'm just not fooling around outside now, I'm too lazy to get involved with them, otherwise I have to teach them a good lesson." ”
"Look at what you can do, and you're still angry with the child. He Zhou suddenly smiled, "But being idle is also idle." ”
Chu Dongpo suddenly understood and said with a smile, "Yes, I'll go and have a look." ”
After that, he followed the buttocks of the four children.
In less than ten minutes, he ran back and said with a smile, "Dream Internet Cafe." ”
"Upstairs is the billiards room. He Zhou grew up in the county since he was a child, and he basically knows everything by heart.
Looking towards the hall of the Civil Affairs Bureau, after a while, the figure of the aunt appeared, and Kuang Qicheng came out closely.
He Zhou greeted him, took the handbag in his aunt's hand, and helped her carry it, Kuang Qicheng smiled and wanted to talk to him, but he had a cold face and ignored him.
Kuang Qicheng is tall, with a Chinese face, and a long plank, he retracted his hand with a smile, turned around and said to Brother Pan with a smile, "Although we are divorced, I am still the father of the child, and I hope we can still be friends in the future." ”
Brother Pan snorted coldly, "How far is it, let me go as far as I can, my son is willing to deal with you in the future, that's my son's business, you and I will never have anything to do with each other from now on, and I will be close to the old lady." ”
When she signed the divorce agreement, she couldn't help but shudder, but the other party actually signed it without hesitation, and she was even more sad in her heart, so she signed it ruthlessly.
Kuang Qicheng said, "People say that husband and wife are 100 days a day, our sons are so old, can't they be so ruthless?"
Brother Pan said, "When you brought that vixen to demonstrate in front of me, did you consider the relationship between husband and wife? When you started with me, did you consider the relationship between husband and wife? When you proposed divorce with me, did you consider the relationship between husband and wife?
Now that you're divorced, you talk to me about the relationship between husband and wife? It's ridiculous, my mother was blind at the beginning, so I found you a white-eyed wolf!
I only hope that you will not disturb my life and my son's life in the future, and you can live a good life with your little vixen. ”
was robbed of white for a while, Kuang Qicheng's face collapsed suddenly, and said, "If you can't speak, don't speak, don't say a vixen on the left and a vixen on the right, people have names and surnames." ”
He Zhou stood in the middle and said with a smile, "As a junior, I shouldn't have spoken, but don't go too far, otherwise, it's really not good to make some trouble in front of the audience." ”
It's a pity that his wife didn't authorize him, so that he could beat people, otherwise he would dare to make Kuang Qicheng look good.
Chu Dongpo stood aside, his bones and joints snapping.
"Ah Cheng. I can't walk, people's legs are sore, what else to say to this kind of person. A delicate voice came from behind the voices of the crowd.
Girls with high heels, pink long skirts, wavy heads, big sunglasses, and thick foundation cover their original faces, which makes people look unreal, but vaguely, the facial features are still well matched.
He Zhou looked her up and down, and felt that there was something wrong with Kuang Qicheng's eyes, in his opinion, he was just a rouge fan.
He privately thought that the three sisters of the He family, the most outstanding is her third aunt's, who must be tall and have a face, but over the years, there are children around him, and he has run the family, so he has neglected to dress up, and his skin is slightly rough, but in terms of temperament and appearance, he is not inferior at all.
Chu Dong sloped, "I thought I was looking for some big beauty, it turned out to be this kind of stinky bitch, go to the palace waterfront, and pick two hundred yuan at will." ”
After speaking, he laughed, he didn't have as many scruples as He Zhou when he spoke, looking at He Zhou's face, he knew that he said what He Zhou thought in his heart.
"You..." the woman pointed at Chu Dongpo and said angrily.
Kuang Qicheng hugged the woman, walked a few steps away, and quietly comforted her, but the woman was still unhappy, pointing at He Zhou and the others.
Brother Pan said, "Let's go." ”
Pull the car door and get in the car first.
Chu Dongpo looked at Kuang Qicheng with an iron face, not much different from looking at a dead man, he just couldn't understand how this Kuang Qicheng was mixed, he simply didn't know anything about the power of the He family!
If you break your shoes, you can break your shoes, but you don't know how to converge, it's a typical example of death.
He Zhou drove to Pandi's house in the county.
Brother Pan said, "This house is for you to buy your mother to come over as a dowry, I naturally can't cheapen them, I don't want anything, this house has to fight, if you don't let the dog men and women live in and enjoy themselves, of course you have to take it back." ”
After speaking, he let out a long breath and said with a smile, "Two sons, let's go, I'll have a treat at noon to celebrate my escape from the sea of suffering, let's have a big drink, okay?"
He Zhou said, "As long as your old man says to drink, do the two of us dare to say that we won't accompany you, besides, you have a treat, and you don't want us to pay for it, you have to go." ”
Brother Pan entered the house, packed up a bunch of clothes and came out, and there were messy things out, "Don't go in a panic first, help me throw it away, look at the bad heart." ”
When He Zhou saw it, it was all men's clothes, as well as some razors, gel water and other things, which must have belonged to Kuang Qicheng, so he didn't think about it, so he threw them into the trash can outside the door with Chu Dongpo.
After doing this, the three of them went to the restaurant for a drink.
He Zhou was careful and deliberately found a restaurant that he didn't know them.
As soon as he entered the box, Brother Pan directly beckoned the boss to serve wine, and ordered seven or eight dishes randomly.
He Zhou knew that she was in a bad mood and definitely needed to vent, so he simply let her get drunk, she raised her glass, and he drank with her.
However, his wife and the three sisters have a good amount of alcohol, and it is very difficult to get drunk.
When she drank the fourth bottle without saying a word, He Zhou finally couldn't help but say, "Auntie, you should take a few mouthfuls of vegetables to pad your stomach, if you drink like this, it hurts your liver and stomach." ”
"It's better than being sad. She was still smiling.
Chu Dong ramped, "That's Kuang Qicheng has eyes and no beads, really, Aunt He, you really don't have to be sad for this kind of person." ”
Brother Pan glared and said, "Sad, who said I'm sad, how can I be sad for this kind of bastard!"
Chu Dongpo and He Zhou glanced at each other, the two smiled bitterly, you said that you were sad, and you said that you were not sad.
Brother Pan said, "He has many brothers, five brothers, and only one of the eldest brothers, the second child, and the fifth child are married, and the rest are all singles.
I was blind, and I recognized him with all my heart, I didn't listen to what others said, and I was stupid, using my dowry to help his whole family get out of poverty, thinking that my generosity could be exchanged for the approval of his whole family.
As a result, the family was wolf-hearted, and they all took me as the wronged leader, and when it came to the end, no one even stood up to speak, the bitch went, and they were still shyly and hospitable, and look, I really treated them, and they repaid me like this. ”
When He Zhou heard this, he felt unspeakably uncomfortable, and regretted that he didn't beat Kuang Qicheng just now.
Picked up the bottle and filled half of it.
Brother Pan said, "You can almost do it, don't be uncomfortable with me, otherwise I won't be even more upset." ”
He Zhou said, "You don't know how much I drink, it's not easy to get drunk, auntie, what about you, drink slowly, drink as much as you want, and drink as long as you want." ”
Brother Pan said, "I thought I wouldn't be so uncomfortable, but it's really come to this point, hey, it's still so unproductive." Don't get me wrong, I'm not uncomfortable because this bastard divorced me.
It's because I've disappointed my eldest sister again.
Your second aunt and I were both brought up by your mother, and when we were young, we followed your mother's ass. Your grandma is like that, you also know that you don't care about us at all, and your grandfather is busy working every day, and he can't take care of us, let alone a big man, where can he be pointed.
She hasn't studied, and her expectations for me and your second aunt are very high, but unfortunately I'm the same as your second aunt, I haven't given him a long face, when I was in junior high school, the conditions at home began to improve, your mother and Liu Laosi, Li Long, all bought a house in the county, I am a country girl, I have changed, I have become a girl in the city, the best junior high school in the county, the best high school, every day to eat and drink, as long as I fancy new clothes, the eldest sister will definitely buy me.
Your second aunt and I have good brains, but they are not used seriously for studying, your second aunt is more exaggerated than me, often skips class, and there is no drama in junior high school.
As for me, I'm better than your second aunt, and I can still be admitted to high school, so your mother pinned her hopes on me, but as a result, I am like your second aunt, not reading material.
High school was wasted, the college entrance examination was a mess, your mother comforted me and asked me to repeat my studies for a year, I didn't agree, and your mother cried directly, now that I think about it, it will also be a wolf's heart.
Later, after marrying Kuang Qicheng, your mother bothered to pull him again and raised a white-eyed wolf.
You say, how unlucky is your mother to be a girl like me?"
After speaking, he cried again, and his tears never broke the line.
He Zhou handed him a tissue and comforted, "My mother didn't say anything, don't think about it." ”
Brother Pan said, "She didn't say anything, I was even more uncomfortable, she scolded me, and I felt a little better." ”
After speaking, he poured the beer bottle in his hand into his throat.
He Zhou snatched the aisle, "You are really my aunt, can we not make trouble?" said that it was good to drink slowly, and no one grabbed the wine with you. ”
Chu Dongpo also followed, "Auntie, drink slowly, we haven't moved yet, you drink so hard, we can't afford to accompany you." ”
Brother Pan poured wine into the cup, picked it up and said, "Come, it's okay to drink like this, right?"
He Zhou reluctantly raised his cup together.
After drinking two boxes of beer, Brother Pan covered his mouth and rushed into the toilet, and He Zhou hurriedly followed.
Brother Pan retched on the toilet for a while, He Zhou gave her a smooth back in the back, she waved her hand and said, "It's okay, I'm a little anxious to drink." ”
After washing her face, she went to the counter, bought the order, and said, "Let's go, it's estimated five o'clock now, and I'm delaying your business." ”
He Zhou said, "We are idle and idle, so it doesn't matter." ”
He first went to the door to stop a taxi, and then returned to the hotel to help his aunt get into the car.
When he got home, he settled her into bed, and when he saw that she was sleeping deeply, he took her out of the house.
poured a cup of tea for Chu Dongpo and himself, and the two of them held the teacup and sat at the door smoking.
Chu Dong ramped, "You're not drunk, are you?"
The gardenia in the yard was snow-white and snow-white, and the dark fragrance floated, He Zhou couldn't help but go over and pick one, sniffed it under his nose, and said with a smile, "There is not much wine, if you have something to do, go back first, you don't need you here, I will invite you to dinner tomorrow." ”
Chu Dong ramped, "It's idle to go back, my dad has been looking at me unpleasantly in the past two days, so it's better to avoid him a little." ”
He Zhou said, "Then do you want to go into the house to sleep, and when my aunt is awake, the two of us will go out for supper?"
Chu Dong ramped, "I don't sleep, I sleep well now, and I can't sleep at night." It's okay to eat barbecue or sing, but even if you drink, I'm definitely not going to be able to drink it, and this meal will take care of me for three days. ”
When Brother Pan woke up, it was already more than eight o'clock, and when he came out of the toilet, he saw the two of them lying on the sofa in the living room watching TV, so he smiled and said, "Why should you two go, don't spend it here with me." ”
He Zhou said, "Are you okay?"
Brother Pan said, "What can I do, as if I want to die and not live, go, go, I won't leave you at night." ”
He Zhou said, "We have just lost our energy, so we can't drive, where can we go, then if you're okay, we'll really go." ”
Seeing that the old aunt was really fine, he left with Chu Dongpo.
Standing at the door, Chu Dongpo asked, "Where are you going?"
He Zhou thought for a while and said, "I don't know if those little cubs are still there." ”
Chu Dong ramped, "This kind of cub can play a game all day, and he won't get off the machine so easily." Why don't you go and check it out?"
He Zhou said, "You call Lao Kui and the front teeth, in case there are many people in the Internet café, we will suffer a little bit if we go." ”
Chu Dongpo said with a smile, "Okay, it's done, we can get together together." ”