Chapter 19: Demons Slayer, Thieves

After Ye Qiansi left, Liu Guanxi came over and said, "I have a mobile phone with Jingru, what do you want to do?"

"I threw this thing in the garbage heap and no one cared about it, and I still have to complain that Ah Qing threw dangerous goods everywhere!

Yang Jingru's face was flushed, and Liu Guanxi slapped Chen Li on the back: "Can you speak?

"Ah, I'm talking about this broken knife, not you!"

Liu Guanxi somewhat understood what Chen Li meant: "You don't want Qiansi to see you deal with corpse food?"

"Even though it's a monster, it still looks a little bit more like a ghost. Qiansi is still a child, and it's better not to watch programs that are inappropriate for children!"

said that it is not suitable for children, but in fact, the scene is very ordinary. Chen Li pushed a little harder, and the scabbard was twisted into a twisted ball. The corpse food that rested on it disappeared without a sound.

"Don't plan to pursue it further?"

"What's the matter? I'm just a wage earner, can I go back to the boss's account books?" Chen Li said a little tiredly: "Oh, I haven't eaten well and I've done so much work, I'm tired! I have to go back and replenish some energy!"

"Why don't we go out for a meal and celebrate?" Liu Guanxi took the rare initiative to invite.

"I've eaten instant noodles, go by yourself!" Chen Li paused for a moment, and said without looking back: "Xiaomeow is about to get off the live broadcast, I can't miss the last show!"

"Phew, you deserve to be left alone!" Liu Guanxi took a sip and opened all the sealing formations in the dormitory.

"Sister Liu, didn't you say that the director of the department has a master, how can no one care?"

"He, forget it, this is very difficult to explain, let's talk about it when we have a chance in the future! I'm sweating from the fight, let's go take a shower!"

"Well, I don't need to, and I don't sweat much......"

"Damn!

Back in the office, Chen Li didn't turn on the live broadcast immediately but made a phone call.

"Ah Qing, what's going on?"

"It's what you see. ”

"Why hasn't the new office building been renovated yet?"

"Someone is working on it...... You're talking about office buildings?"

"Otherwise, it's been more than a month, can you slow down a little more?

"Fart, do you pay or do I pay? Why don't I give you Situ's phone number and you tell him?" Liu Qing's tone changed from serious to hateful iron and steel, and Chen Li had already heard the sound of pouring water.

"Alas, if you're in a hurry, you'll get angry, what's the matter with just drinking water, don't breathe out of your bladder. This water can't extinguish the fire in the heart!"

"If Lao Tzu hadn't been able to beat you, I would have hung you at the door of the General Administration for a month!"

"It's good to know, it's not a joke to be angry when you know! I won't tease you, I just want to ask, are you okay over there?"

"It was good, but now I'm about to be angry with you!" Liu Qing eased his breath and said, "Yang Jingru's matter involves Qin Zhu and a large number of other old guys......

"Stop! I didn't ask you this, do you say this is useful? I'm relieved that you're not dead, I'm hanging!"

Liu Qing's angry roar was pressed down before it could come out of the microphone. Chen Li cocked Erlang's legs, looked at the ceiling and said to himself: "Ah Qing deliberately sent the hot goods to me, to tell me that someone has completed that experiment?

"The Inspiration King and the old ghost must know something, otherwise they wouldn't behave so strangely! The old ghost guy is ready and waiting for me to come to the door, and the Inspiration King is even more ridiculous, and he will set up the Eight Dragons in ten minutes?"

"Fortunately, I took the opportunity to settle Qianxi's grudge, and the Inspiration King should not trouble her again...... What the hell are these guys trying to do? The great unity of the human world? When did they get together?"

Chen Li suddenly remembered something, and quickly opened the page to inquire.

"Your account with the tail number xxxx received a transaction from Tenpay Quick Pay at 17:24 on May 06, RMB 100,000.00. ”

"The King of Inspiration is quite fast! He has a future! In the future, I will vote for him in the Netherworld election!"

Looking at the numbers displayed on the web page, Chen Li smiled and opened the payment interface quickly.

"Thank you to the tall and strong boss for the ten super rockets!"

The witnesses of the last war have not all passed away, and modern people have forgotten what they suffered. Crossing the border is a battlefield, and people can rest assured that the flames of war will not burn on their heads.

You say that human beings are forgetful or optimistic, the world is so wonderful.

The daily life of the Rescue Bureau is still continuing, and after Yang Jingru joined, she took Li Xian's original position. Occasionally, the yin ghost who wanders to the world can't hide the eyes of Liu Guanxi from the time he enters the scope of the heaven and earth net, and after positioning, Yang Jingru carries Lianhua on his back to hack the yin ghost to death, and by the way, he buys some vegetables and buys some groceries or something.

There is no need to fight between life and death, and there is no need to face all kinds of big ghosts one after another, this kind of leisurely life even makes Yang Jingru feel that she is not dreaming. Recently, she has been learning Taoism from Liu Guan to make up for her own shortcomings.

"Speaking of Taoism, the most suitable person to teach you in the Salvation Department is actually Ah Chu. ”

"Director Chen, isn't it Daoist Jianmei?" Yang Jingru was a little surprised. The Dao Leader who saw the head and the tail rarely stayed in the life-saving place, but the rich Dao Qi of the dragon and tiger coiled in the spiritual vision could not be faked.

"Ah Jian, if you want to say that there are not many Taoist priests who can win against him, but you can't learn his Taoist skills, and it's useless to learn them. ”

"Actually, I don't want to learn any more advanced Taoist techniques, I just need to learn basic cultivation methods. ”

Possessed by corpse food before, Yang Jingru didn't need any Taoist cultivation at all, as long as she used the ability of spiritual vision to make the corpse food attack the enemy's flaws, she would win. The family martial arts foundation makes her feel like a tiger when she uses corpse food, and it is really shallow to say that the cultivation of martial arts.

"It's not a question of profundity or not, Ah Jian's wood can only use swordsmanship, and the Dao power is used to add special effects to the sword! You have been possessed by corpse food for three years, and you have lost a lot, although there seems to be no problem on the outside, you should go down if you are not recuperating well before you are fifty years old!" Liu Guanxi pinched Yang Jingru's face that could be broken by blowing a bullet, and said viciously: "Damn! What kind of evil art is this, it is still so tender after being sucked for a few years!"

Being ravaged by Liu Guancion and his face flushed, Yang Jingru asked while parrying: "But isn't Director Chen refining his body?" I feel that my eyes hurt when I look at him with my spiritual vision, his strength is too strong!"

"Don't look at Ah Chu as a barbarian, in fact, he is the best Taoist in the Rescue Department, and if he comes to teach you, he will definitely be able to help you find the most suitable set of Taoism. Liu Guanxi sighed and said, "My Dao skills are all on the formation seal, and the rest are just improvised, I don't know how much I can help you." You are born with spiritual vision, if you have learned Taoism since you were a child, you should have achieved something by now, and now you can only talk better than nothing. ”

"It's okay Sister Liu, I just need to know some basic Taoism!" Yang Jingru hurriedly comforted Liu Guanxi.

Liu Guanxi cheered up his spirits and said: "Although the effect of Taoist cultivation is as young as possible, it is not impossible for a Taoist master to become a master halfway, the most important thing is understanding and perseverance! I will first teach you the mantra of meditation and breathing, and familiarize yourself with the feeling of cultivation." ”

"Okay!"

Cultivating the Tao is not a difficult thing in the first place. It is impossible for adults to be able to draw gourds in the same way that children can draw gourds, Yang Jingru quickly figured out the trick, not to mention that there was Liu Guanci next to him to explain.

"The introductory practice is mainly about physical cultivation. There are rules for sitting, standing, walking, and lying down, and only when the rules are established can we talk about cultivating the mind. Only when the mind is cultivated is done can we go to what we usually call the path of cultivation. Confucius has a saying, 'Do what you want from the heart, don't exceed the rules', which is actually the same principle as cultivation. ”

"In modern parlance, it's about forming habits, turning practice into a conditioned reflex. You can get into the state as soon as you get started, and you can meditate and breathe as soon as you sit cross-legged. It's hard to do without years of practice. If you're meditating for the first time, just meditate with a loose plate!"

Yang Jingru sat down as Liu Guanxi said, and knotted the dantian seal with her palms facing up.

"However, I don't usually see Sister Liu and Director Chen meditating!"

"My situation is special, I don't need to meditate, and it is useless to practice. As for Ah Chu, his ass grows on the chair, and he sits on a fart!" Liu Guanxi smiled and said, "Neither of us are normal cultivators, don't follow the bad learning!"

"Let's talk about it first, it's okay for me if you're abnormal, don't slander me!" Chen Li walked downstairs with dark circles under his eyes and a haggard face: "You don't go to work and meditate and play here?"

In the morning, it is a good time to meditate. There is a way that the plan of the day lies in the morning, and Liu Guanxi set up a mat in the courtyard downstairs of the dormitory and began to teach Yang Jingru to practice.

"If you want to learn Taoism, do you want Director Chen to give me some advice?"

"Excuse me, in ancient times, there was still a bit of pork jerky for accepting apprentices, and you wanted to trick me out of the horse without even patting my fart?" Chen Li yawned, rubbing his eyes and shaking his head.

"Was you a thief last night?"

"I went out and returned to the dormitory at three o'clock. I'm trapped ......"

"You, Chen Li, are you far away?" Liu Guanxi was a little incredulous: "You ran to the netherworld again?"

"Didn't you keep the camera on! You don't know if I'm going to the netherworld? ”

"Guashan?" Liu Guanxi became vigilant: "What are you doing back to Guashan?

"You have to divide the property in the divorce, and I don't have to do it anyway...... There's also a bit of an industry in Guashan! Isn't it normal for me to go and get my own things back!" Chen Li said with a headache: "It was already dark when I went down the mountain, and the motorcycle just ran out of gas, so I walked ten kilometers with that tattered one! Damn!"

"So you weren't in the office yesterday?"

"yes, what's wrong?"

"At noon, I heard the computer on in the office!"

"Impossible!"

"When I passed by, I also heard a voice in the office!" Yang Jingru said with certainty: "Although the sound is not loud, there are indeed people in the office!"

"Could it be that Qiansi went in to play with the computer?"

"Boss, I asked Sister Liu to help me buy a computer with the subsidy, so I don't need to borrow your computer to play. Ye Qiansi came out of the shade of the tree and hung down to sit on Chen Li's shoulder.

"Damn! I'm really a thief!" Chen Li slapped his thigh and rushed to the office to check.