"Uncle Lu ....... me, I can't run. ”

The little fat man panted and stopped in place, his hands on his knees, and the sweat ran down his hair.

Steward Lu also stopped, even he couldn't bear to run like this, and a handful of old bones were about to be scattered by this pig.

"What the hell. Steward Lu also gasped, "Forget it, it's just a bicycle, and I can't catch up anyway." ”

"What can't you catch?"

Cheng Li's voice came from behind the two of them.

The two looked back, but saw that what Cheng Li was pushing in his hand was not the bicycle!

"You, how did you catch up with that pig?" Steward Lu asked as he looked at Cheng Li in surprise.

Cheng Li was even more surprised: "Pig, what pig?"

"Didn't you see the pig?" said Steward Lu suspiciously, "It's the pig that stole our bicycle! ”

"I can ride a bike!" added the little fat man.

"Nope. Cheng Li shook his head, with an exaggerated expression on his face, "What kind of pig is so powerful?

Little Fat Man, Butler Lu: "......"

The little fat man's face changed, and he said unwillingly: "You really didn't see it?"

Cheng Li thought for a while and said, "Could it be ...... The pig hit the tree, you hit the pig?"

Little Fat Man, Butler Lu: "???"

MMP！

How did you recruit such a player?

Cheng Li told Steward Lu that he saw the bicycle parked on the side of the road, and there was no thief at all, and he didn't know whose prank it was.

Steward Lu hesitated for a moment, but still believed Cheng Li's words, this pig can ride a bicycle, what's the big deal about being pranked?

Back at his own villa, Steward Lu beckoned the little fat man to arrange a room for Cheng Li.

Until this time, Cheng Li knew that this little fat man was called Cao Zhuyuan, and he couldn't help but be secretly vigilant in his heart, I'm afraid that this little fat man and the housekeeper are not ordinary people, and the surname Cao is a big surname in Cao Wei.

The little fat man sent Cheng Li to a westernmost room on the first floor, and told him that he had to get up before 5 o'clock tomorrow morning and prepare to leave.

"By the way, didn't you really see that pig?" Cao Zhuyuan still didn't give up, and asked again before leaving.

"Nope. Cheng Li was determined.

"Oh, it's amazing, it looks like I'm going to lose sleep tonight. Cao Zhuyuan sighed and was about to leave.

"If you have insomnia, I have a way to give it a try. Cheng Li said.

"What's the method?" Cao Zhuyuan said in surprise.

"You can go back and pour a 300ml glass of vinegar, put a piece of durian and a spoonful of sugar in it, heat it in the microwave for a minute and drink it all in one gulp. ”

"It's magical. Cao Zhuyuan left thoughtfully.

Cheng Li did not sleep immediately after returning to the room, but carefully checked the room first to ensure that there was no monitoring equipment in the room before relieving himself.

However, even if the monitoring equipment was not discovered, Cheng Li did not rashly cultivate here, after all, he was in someone else's camp, and it would be bad if any energy fluctuations were discovered, not to mention disrupting Zhen Qianyao's plan, it was very likely that he would get himself into trouble.

Bang bang bang!

Before the alarm clock rang in the morning, Cheng Li was woken up by a loud knock on the door, if he didn't get up and open the door, I was afraid that the door would be demolished by the other party.

Cheng Li opened the door, and Cao Zhuyuan stood at Cheng Li's door with two dark circles under his eyes, staring at Cheng Li viciously.

Before Cao Zhuyuan could speak, a prompt sounded in Cheng Li's mind: "Collect 5 points of negative energy, and currently have 10 points of negative energy left." ”

Cheng Li was happy at the time, and he opened the door early this morning to send a surprise, this little fat man was too polite.

"Cheng Xiaoli!" Cao Zhuyuan said through gritted teeth, "You ......"

"Stop!"

Cao Zhuyuan didn't open his mouth, but as soon as he opened his mouth, the irritating smell drilled into Cheng Li's nasal cavity, which was sour......

Cheng Li covered his nose and looked at Cao Zhuyuan in disbelief: "Have you eaten?"

Cao Zhuyuan: "???"

"Charge 2 negative energy, and currently have 12 negative energy left. ”

Cheng Liqiang couldn't help the smile on his face to be revealed.

Who said that Cao Wei's camp didn't have a good impression of him? Isn't this Cao Zhuyuan an exception?

A good man has a safe life!

After going back last night, Cao Zhuyuan lay on the bed and tossed and turned, his mind was full of the pink buttocks and curly tail of the pig, and he really had insomnia.

But the next day was Cao Wei's big day, and if he made a mistake in this link, King Wei would not spare himself.

He remembered what Cheng Li said, so he deliberately went outside to find a piece of durian, made a measuring cup and poured 300 ml of vinegar, then added hungry durian and sugar, and put it in the microwave to heat it for a minute.

That smell, if Cao Zhuyuan didn't know it, he would have suspected that it was cooked in the microwave.

But for tomorrow, for Luoshen, for Cao Wei!

Fight!

Cao Zhuyuan ate the vinegar and durian in the beaker in one gulp, and then ...... I really lay in bed until dawn.

Some people say that loneliness is like snow, and Cao Zhuyuan finally understands what it means.

That night, he went to the toilet eight times, and there were 321 tiles in the toilet, three of which were cracked, the lights in the room flickered faintly six times a minute on average, and the lights on the television flashed 12 times a minute......

It wasn't until the morning that Cao Zhuyuan suddenly realized that he had insomnia all night, and the culprit slept like a pig instead?

"The recipe you gave me last night is useless!" Cao Zhuyuan roared angrily, "I used your method last night, and I didn't sleep all night!"

Cheng Li looked at Cao Zhuyuan's black smoke ring and said, "I said, if you have insomnia, you can try this method, I didn't say that it must be useful." ”

Cao Zhuyuan was even more angry when he heard this: "You don't know if it's useful and let me try?!"

Cheng Li pondered for a moment and said, "You can't sleep anyway." ”

Cao Zhuyuan: "???"

it, I can't sleep anyway, so I just try this method......? What a ghost!

"Received 2 negative energy, and 14 negative energy remained. ”

Cao Zhuyuan wanted to say something more, but there was a tapping sound on the stairs, and Steward Lu walked downstairs.

"Early in the morning, what are you yelling about?" Steward Lu scolded, "It's almost five o'clock, Lord Luoshen's makeup artist will be here soon, you guys hurry up and pick it up." ”

"Yes. Cao Zhuyuan saw that Steward Lu had spoken, so he quickly put away his temper and obediently walked towards the gate of the compound with Cheng Li.

The makeup artist was a woman in her twenties wearing a mask, and after Cao Zhuyuan picked her up, he hurriedly took her to Villa No. 8, and Zhen Qianyao had already had breakfast and was waiting in the room.

"Sister Zhen, the makeup artist is here. ”

Cao Zhuyuan lightly buckled the door, and before he could say anything, the door had already been opened, and Zhen Qianyao, who was dressed in a red robe, stood at the door, looking at Cao Zhuyuan and Cheng Li behind him with a smile.

"Do you want to come in and sit down?" Zhen Qianyao said with a smile.

"No, no, no. Cao Zhuyuan said in a panic, waving his hand and retreating.

Smiling, Zhen Qianyao let the makeup artist in, and then closed the door.

Cao Zhuyuan breathed a sigh of relief at this time, looked at Cheng Li, who was silent behind him, and said, "There is someone to guard here, you can keep it." ”

Cheng Li was surprised: "Why don't you stay here?"

"That home remedy of yours has made me feel so uncomfortable that I can't even see too far away. Cao Zhuyuan rubbed his eyes and said.

Cheng Li felt guilty, thought about it, pointed to the moon in the sky that had not receded yet, and asked, "What is that?"

"O the moon. Cao Zhuyuan said.

Cheng Li: "Then how far do you want to see?"

Cao Zhuyuan: "???"

"Received 2 negative energy, and currently has 16 negative energy left. ”

Cheng Lile is so friendly, it's like a walking ATM!

ps: Don't ask, don't ask, asking is to go out to collect materials