Chapter 1: Are People Crazy or Are Pigs Crazy?

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"Dr. Chen, this is a towel......"

"Dr. Chen, this is hot water ......"

"Dr. Chen, why don't you go to the hospital......?"

In the Leng Erbai family of Xiangyang Village, QY County, Chen Yang's face was very complicated, as if he was constipated, he squatted in the dirty, messy, and smelly pigsty and looked at more than 50 white pigs, and the 50 white pigs were also looking at him.

Behind him were Leng Erbai and several villagers, and several villagers were in a hurry, because Chen Yang fainted just now, and then he woke up in a few seconds, and after waking up, he squashed motionless, and squatted for half an hour.

At this time, Chen Yang was very sure that he had crossed over, because he remembered that half an hour ago, he was still in the gentle township to keep healthy, maybe the exercise was too intense, and he got the legendary 'horse wind', and then he heard the cry and shouts of the little sister who had lost his footing, and at that moment, he knew that he had a burp.

Then, when he opened his eyes, he found himself fainting in the pig barn!

Everyone else fainted in the toilet, and he actually fainted in the pig barn???

The moment he just woke up, Chen Yang thought that he had been reincarnated into a pig, and his face turned blue with fright.

But then, he found out that he was still a person, not a pig, but fainted in the pig house, he was reborn and reincarnated in another person's body, this person is also called Chen Yang, he is still a doctor, but a veterinarian, this Chen Yang is leng Erbai's pig.

What's more, the moment he woke up, there was a 'ding' sound in his brain, and then a system interface was presented in his mind:

Net worth: 29000

Qi and blood: 0.1 (bull power)

Mental power: 1

Mall: (Redeem)

Skill: None

He has been squatting in the pig barn for half an hour, while recalling the original Chen Yang's memory, he is also studying the system in his mind, the system can't speak, the separate interface, the wealth value is 29000, so the wealth value should be to exchange qi and blood or spiritual power or go to the mall to buy things or something, right?

And the so-called wealth value of 29,000 is all the savings of the original Chen Yang.

He opened the mall in a silent way, and then saw a separate secondary page open:

Shopping centre:

1. Animal Linguistics (Redemption)

2. Electricity Control (Level 1) (Redeem)

", won't you?" Chen Yang was shocked, animal linguistics and electro-control techniques? Nima's self is developed, he has become the darling of God, with these two items, his life is going to counterattack!

Before he died, he was a single, a bachelor who did odd jobs, he didn't even get a daughter-in-law, and he only had two hobbies in his life, health care and drinking, so he could only go to health care to solve some ...... Personal issues.

A look of surprise appeared on his face, and he immediately said silently: "Give me the exchange for animal linguistics and electricity control." ”

With a "ding" sound, the system interface refreshes, and then it appears:

Net Worth: 0

Qi and blood: 0.1 (bull power)

Mental power: 1

Marketplace: None

Skills: Animal Language, Level 1 Electricity

"It's 0, but it doesn't matter, the money is with me anyway...... I...... Where's my money?" he was carrying a satchel with nearly 10,000 yuan in it, but when he touched the bag, he found that the money in the bag had disappeared out of thin air.

"Wouldn't it?" Chen Yang's face turned green at this time, who would have thought that he would exchange his wealth for skills in the mall and deduct cash?

If you don't play like this, the cash will evaporate out of thin air?

"Okay, you have a kind, but can animal language talk to animals?" Chen Yang looked at the 50 pigs as if his eyes were bright.

"Doctor Chen, Doctor Chen......" Several villagers watched Chen Yang's face change constantly, and they only felt panicked, but they didn't dare to touch him, because he was still holding a pig knife in his hand, what if he accidentally gave them a knife, so he could only call from afar.

"Okay, okay, stop shouting, I was thinking about things just now. Chen Yang finally stood up, then moved his hands and feet, and looked at the fifty pigs in front of him and said, "That...... Listen, now I'm going to cut you ......."

Leng Erbai: ......

Villager:......

Everyone had a black line in their heads, Dr. Chen was crazy, and after fainting, he went crazy, and he was talking to a pig.

"Erbai, he's crazy. Leng Erbai's daughter-in-law tugged Leng Erbai's sleeve.

Leng Erbai twitched the corner of his mouth, his scalp was also numb, why is this veterinarian still crazy, why is this still abnormal?

"Otherwise, call 120......" Leng Erbai's daughter-in-law whispered.

At this time, everyone heard Chen Yang shouting: "Panic anything, line up for me, you, dare to move?"

"Begging for mercy? It's useless to beg for mercy, so I start with you, and I cut you for the sake of your own good, do you know?

"What? You still want to marry a daughter-in-law, how old are you to know how to marry a daughter-in-law?"

"Ink with me again, believe it or not, kill you to eat pork?"

……

……

"Hey, hey, 120? Our pig doctor here is crazy......" Leng Erbai's daughter-in-law was finally so frightened that her face turned pale, and she didn't care about anything else, and called for a taxi directly.

People are crazy like this, if something happens to his house, then what can be done, so they have to be taken away.

However, at this moment, Chen Yang walked up to the pig in front of him and kicked with his foot: "Split, yes, split bigger, don't move......"

"Whoosh~" I saw Chen Yang swing the knife, and then the pig howled miserably, but to the shock of all the villagers, the pig didn't run away and was still standing there.

You know, when you usually plow the pig, you have to hold the pig down with several villagers, otherwise how can you let you chop?

But now, Dr. Chen has succeeded? The pig didn't move, and really split the leg to make Chen Yang's operation successful?

"Next ......" Chen Yang pushed the pig to the side and continued to the next one.

Leng Erbai opened his mouth...... His daughter-in-law opened her mouth...... Many villagers who watched the excitement also opened their mouths......

Because it's too subversive and too ...... It's incredible.

"What's going on?" the villagers were confused.

The 50 pigs were not to be castrated, but the boars were castrated, so it took less than an hour before and after Chen Yang to come out of the pigsty.

At this time, all the villagers took a step back and looked at him with some fear.

"Alright, send me back to the county seat. Chen Yang knows that this is the last time he will cut pigs, he has a system, he can understand animal language, and he is still a fart pig cutter, this job is dirty, tired and smelly, and his daughter-in-law hasn't had sex with him for three months!

And when he thought of his daughter-in-law, Chen Yang suddenly laughed in front of the villagers, because the Chen Yang he was reincarnated in had a daughter-in-law, and he was still very beautiful, and he was still a civil servant, but because Chen Yang was always running in the countryside these days, drilling the pigsty every day, and his body was full of smells, so his daughter-in-law who loved cleanliness didn't sleep with him, so he didn't force it.

But, now he wants to go back and hug someone else's daughter-in-law, no, I'm Chen Yang, that's also my daughter-in-law! But it's exciting to think about, this is also equivalent to falling in love with someone else's daughter-in-law, right?

"God takes care of me, I even have a daughter-in-law, I have a daughter-in-law!" Chen Yang suddenly felt that his life had reached its peak, so hi!

……

Leng Erbai personally drove Chen Yang back to the county, as for 120?120 didn't come at all, it was first aid, not a mental hospital, and there was no mental hospital in QY County.

At the same time, just when Chen Yang was excited, happy, and longing to return to the county in a broken van, he suddenly received a strange phone call, Chen Yang picked it up curiously, and then a woman's voice with a broken voice shouted: "Chen Yang, take care of your little vixen, you green shell king!"

"You're sick...... Dudu Dudu~" Before he finished speaking, the other party had already hung up the phone.

Leng Erbai, who was driving, shrunk his neck, is Dr. Xiao Chen green? Is it possible, I heard that his daughter-in-law is beautiful, and she still works in the office!

Chen Yang's face sank, it turned out that Chen Yang's daughter-in-law, would she really green him? ?

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