"Wait...... Who are you?"

Su Xiaobei saw that the other party was bent on the waist and drilled into the house, and hurriedly stopped him.

I thought that this soul was too drunk, and I recognized the wrong house, right?

But it's not right, he just said that he was introduced by a friend?

"Don't worry, I brought money today!" The drunk patted his pocket and burped at Su Xiaobei.

"Okay...... What plants do you want to buy?" Su Xiaobei was still a little confused, drunk drunks have fights, some sleep on the road, some can't find a home, and some blow cattle to the sky, but in the middle of the night, what is the operation of buying plants?

"Yes, yes, I'm here to buy services, if it weren't for Brother Wang's introduction, I really couldn't find your place, so what...... Hey, hey, do you have any longer legs?" asked the drunken man with a smile.

“？？？”

Su Xiaobei: "Dude, are you looking in the wrong place?"

The drunk man was stunned for a moment, and lifted the black-framed glasses on the bridge of his nose: "Aren't you the Baicao Garden next to the chubby nail salon?"

Su Xiaobei nodded: "Yes!"

The drunk man patted Su Xiaobei's shoulder hard: "That's right, Brother Wang said, it's the nail salon next to Baicao Garden......"

In the end, the drunk finally turned the corner and slapped his head: "Oops...... I'm sorry bro, I seem to have found the wrong door. ”

After the drunkard finished speaking, he ran away.

"Nima ......"

The corners of Su Xiaobei's mouth twitched, and he greeted all the female compatriots of the "gas canister" next door from his heart, and felt that he was still angry, so he ran out and picked up a small stone from the ground and smashed it hard against the pink window on the second floor next door.

MLGB, let you disturb Lao Tzu to sleep!

"Whoa!"

The sound of glass shattering reverberated through the night sky.

As if frightened, the lights on the second floor next door went out all at once, leaving only the pink curtains floating out of the shattered windows, shivering in the night wind.

This time I was out of breath.

Su Xiaobei's heart was secretly refreshed, he stood on tiptoe and tiptoed back to his shop.

In order not to startle the snake, he carefully pulled the roller shutter door down, trying not to make a sound.

After all this, he felt the darkness and walked upstairs, but as soon as he reached the spiral staircase, there was another "clang" sound from the roller shutter door behind him.

When Su Xiaobei heard this, he "chuckled" in his heart for a moment, and immediately paused.

I wonder if the "gas tank" next door will come to the door so soon, right?

But there was no camera outside the door, and even if she came to the door, she wouldn't admit it.

And just like that, he froze in place.

But after waiting for a long time, I didn't see the "gas canister" break in.

Could it be that the conscience of the "gas canister" found out and temporarily changed his mind?

And yet at this moment......

There was a whispered conversation outside the door, and the voices were still two gentlemen.

Su Xiaobei swallowed his saliva, and a word suddenly appeared in his mind: thief!

So he quickly ran downstairs, felt the baseball bat standing in the corner, and held it tightly in his hand.

"Potato, can you die if you move lightly?"

"But I didn't do anything, did I?"

"Fart, you're not pushing, this door opens automatically?"

"yes, I just plugged in the crowbar, and before I could start prying, the door opened......"

“……”

"Will there be fraud?"

"It's not just fried, it's also spring!"

"Brother Yam, can you stop making trouble, I'll talk to you about business, what if we just push the door in, there will be more than a dozen policemen, and we will be surrounded by strong flashlights?"

Syllable!

Outside the door, the tall and thin yam slapped the back of the head of the short and fat potato: "Idiot, I think you have watched too many police movies, right? We are not thieves, how can the police have the spare time to arrest us." ”

Potato rubbed the back of his head: "So what are we?"

"We're ......," Yam rubbed his stubble-covered chin and pondered for a moment, "a potato walking in the dark." ”

Potato scratched his buttocks: "Then you say, will this store have what we are looking for?"

Yam craned his neck and glanced at the light box above the door, and a mysterious smile appeared on his face: "Of course, this time it will definitely not be wrong, because the place mentioned in the secret book on that page is the 'Hundred Herb Garden', remember the underlined part......"

Potato nodded: "Remember, He Shou Wu vine and Mulian vine are entangled, Mu Lian has lotus-like fruits, and He Shou Wu has swollen roots." Some people say that He Shou Wugen has the shape of a human, and if you eat it, you can become an immortal......"

"Shhhhh

"Of course I want to ......"

"Then be quiet, what if someone else hears it?"

"Oooh oh ......"

Hearing the conversation between the two thieves outside the door, several black lines flowed down Su Xiaobei's head.

If I remember correctly, the cheats in the mouths of these two thieves should be the Chinese texts of which junior high school students, right?

Mr. Lu should engrave the word "early" on your coffin board.

You can also become an immortal after eating "poop......

Then you go eat "poop"!

It seems that these two thieves are really not ordinary thieves.

It's just stupid to the point of wit!

When you go out with your left foot and mix your right foot, you break your brain, right?

"Brother Yam, are you sure there is any Shou Wu here?"

"Nonsense, there are not only Shou Wu here, but also tall honey locust trees and purple-red mulberries, and if you are not afraid of thorns, you can also pick raspberries......"

The corners of Su Xiaobei's eyes twitched: "Nima...... Where's my forty-meter broadsword?"

At this time, the roller shutter door was lifted by the net for some distance.

Then a round rumbling fat man rolled in, he turned on the flashlight he was carrying, took a picture of it everywhere, and then lay on the ground and pouted his ass and made an OK gesture outside: "Safe!"

Su Xiaobei: "......"

What the hell is it safe?

Labor and management are standing right behind you with baseball bats!

Believe it or not, Lao Tzu can make your ass bloom in minutes?

Hearing his companion shouting "safe", the thin man also followed in.

"Brother Yam, are we making a mistake again? This seems to be a plant shop. ”

"You can't be wrong, He Shou Wu is a plant, if you didn't say it's metal, how would I go to that hardware store?"

Potato: "Then let's be careful......"

Yam: "What?"

Potato: "Have you forgotten? It is recorded in the secret book that there is a big red snake in this garden. ”

Yam patted his head: "Look at my brain, if you don't say it, I almost forgot." ”

But at this moment, the potato who was walking in front accidentally knocked over a potted plant.

Rolled down from the shelf, fell to the ground with a "pop", and the ceramic flower pot fell apart.

The sudden loud noise frightened the two stupid thieves at the same time.

Yam kicked over: "Cao, why are you so careful!!!Clumsy all day, I really don't know what else you can do?"

Potato rubbed his buttocks and looked aggrieved: "My wife." ”

Skinny: "???"

Su Xiaobei: "......"

Su Xiaobei felt a tightness in his chest, he couldn't bear it anymore, picked up the baseball bat in his hand, and chased after it.

But as soon as he took a step, it was as if he had stepped on something.

His feet slipped, and his body fell backwards uncontrollably......

"Lying ...... Who threw the banana peel??"

"Boom!"

Su Xiaobei didn't want to think about it, and his head slammed into the roller shutter door behind him.