Chapter 4: Fraudulent Money
The rice is good, it's egg fried rice, it's a little salty, and the oil is too big, so it looks particularly greasy.
Chen Yang tasted two sips, and then said coldly: "How can you eat without wine, bring the wine." ”
Chen Yang had two hobbies in his last life, one was drinking and the other was health care, and drinking was the first to be ranked, so this guy basically lived in a state of drunken dreams and death.
But...... Lu Xiaodou knew very well that Chen Yang didn't drink alcohol, he didn't drink a drop of alcohol, he only smoked a cigarette occasionally, and he had to go to the corridor to smoke, and a box of cigarettes could be smoked for a week.
And now? How many cigarettes did Chen Yang smoke? and even took the initiative to drink?
Lu Xiaodou knew that Chen Yang was greatly stimulated, and wanted to use wine to kill his sorrows, maybe after drinking and sleeping, they would be fine again tomorrow, and the two would be very affectionate. So Lu Xiaodou rummaged through the cabinet and found a bottle of 'Qingyang Daqu', which is their county-produced wine, which was issued by her unit during the Chinese New Year, and it has been in the kitchen cabinet, and no one has touched it.
Chen Yang poured a full cup, and then drank it all in one gulp.
Lu Xiaodou opened his mouth and looked at Chen Yang strangely, while silently counting how many times Chen Yang would fall under the table!
However, Chen Yang did not fall, but smacked his lips and said: "This wine is good, it can be more than 53 degrees, sorghum wine, the original oar." ”
Lu Xiaodou looked confused, when will Chen Yang taste wine again.
"Pour, look at the chicken feathers, don't you see the wine glass empty?" Chen Yang suddenly scolded.
"Oh, you drink less, the wine hurts a lot. Lu Xiaodou persuaded in a low voice.
"Huh~" Chen Yang sneered, he won't get drunk if he burns a knife, he will faint if he burns a knife for a pound and a half, it's no problem for two catties, he won't accept anyone after two catties, only the wall.
Two pounds to the amount.
"Lu Xiaodou, what about marriage, let's not leave for the time being, I have to investigate you, a three-month probationary period, if you still don't repent within three months, then don't blame me for being rude, don't think about secretly yin me, now I have nothing, stimulated, so, if you provoke me, I'll go to your unit to make trouble, go to the discipline inspection department to make trouble, I'll post your recording on the Internet again, I'll make you shameless." ”
"I know, I know, I change, I will definitely listen to you and live a good life with you...... Woowoo...... Old...... Husband, thank you......" said the woman, and she actually leaned over.
"Stop, stop, I'm not interested in you right now. Chen Yang immediately stopped her.
"Well, I listen to you, Chen Yang, in fact, I regret it too, but it's just a bull game...... Forget it, I'm so stupid......" Lu Xiaodou knew that he couldn't mention Lao Niu anymore, and he had to beat her up if he mentioned Chen Yang again.
Chen Yang didn't look at her at all, but continued to drink, and at the same time planned how to take revenge on Lao Niu and how to make this little trick regret.
Lu Xiaodou took the mop and began to clean up the house, but she always secretly looked at Chen Yang.
When Chen Yang drank a bottle of Qingyang Daqu, Lu Xiaodou was simply stunned, she never knew that Chen Yang could drink it so well.
Chen Yang didn't drink it before, she thought it wouldn't, and Chen Yang also said no, but now, how can this be, is this a big wine bag?
After drinking a pound of liquor, Chen Yang fell asleep on the sofa.
Lu Xiaodou originally thought about talking to Chen Yang, because if a man was hey, he wouldn't be so careful, and he would forgive her.
But when she came to Chen Yang's side, she really couldn't stand the smell of pigs on Chen Yang's body, and even she almost couldn't help but vomit.
So I could only sigh and go back to my room.
Chen Yang didn't sleep very well, how good could he be if he slept in clothes?
But the next morning, when he woke up, Lu Xiaodou had already ordered breakfast.
"Do you want to go to work today?" asked Chen Yang with a match.
"I would like to take a two-day off. "My face is still swollen, how can I go to work? Besides, I can coax Chen Yang at home."
"Oh, then stay at home, I've got a job. ”
"Shall I go with you? I haven't seen you at work yet. Lu Xiaodou said suddenly.
"My job is to make pigs become eunuchs, and if there are chicken feathers to see, get out of the way. Chen Yang didn't even wash his face, his teeth were not brushed, his head was like a straw nest, and he put on a piece of clothes and walked out.
As soon as Chen Yang left, Lu Xiaodou ran to the window to peek, and it was not until he saw Chen Yang leave the community that he took out the phone and called the Niu Bureau.
"Bull Bureau, between us, it's broken, I'm asking for leave these days. ”
"Xiao Doudou, I know your mood now, okay, then let's take a few days off first, but Chen Yang is there...... He's not going to make any more trouble, is he?" said the bull bureau worriedly.
"I don't know. "Lu Xiaodou mainly wanted to say that he would break off the Niu Bureau, but now that he finished speaking, he hung up the phone, making the Niu Bureau a mess.
However, Niu Ju didn't take her words seriously, Lu Xiaodou had also said that he would break it before, but could he break it? Lu Xiaodou was born a stunner, and the honest Chen Yang couldn't do it, so he and Lu Xiaodou had been broken for several years.
And as soon as he thought that Chen Yang couldn't do it, Lao Niu touched the bald skull like the Mediterranean, he could do it, he had a small blue film in the bag, and he was very good!
At half past eight in the morning, Chen Yang appeared in the office of the cattle bureau on the second floor of the land management bureau, and when the cattle bureau heard the sound of someone pushing the door and raised his head, he almost jumped in fright.
Chen Yang is too familiar to him, this honest man who has been greened by him, he has seen it several times, it is originally from a county town, and Chen Yang is a family member of an employee in his unit, so he knows each other.
It's just that he never expected Chen Yang to come directly.
As soon as Chen Yang entered the room, he smacked his lips and said, "Old Niu, this office is magnificent, and there is a bed?"
"Ah...... Yes...... It's Xiao Chen, what kind of wind blew you here, sit down, sit down, I'll pour you tea, my tea, authentic Da Hong Pao, the limited one, you taste it. "Lao Niu is also an old official, and he talks about people when he sees people, so after the momentary embarrassment, he became familiar.
"Then I'll have to try it, it's a good smoke. Chen Yang sat opposite Lao Niu, and directly picked up the Chinese cigarette on the table and smoked one!
"Hey, it's not a good cigarette, it's hard, wait a minute, I've got a soft one, and I haven't unpacked it yet." Lao Niu took out a soft Chinese from under the table and pushed it over: "I didn't know you could smoke, I want to know, I have already let ...... I have already sent you to you. ”
Chen Yang smiled and put the cigarette under his armpit: "I know this cigarette, it's expensive, Niu Ju, today I have nothing to do without kicking the Three Treasures Palace, I have something to ask you for." ”
"What's the matter? "Lao Niu almost patted his chest, I slept with your daughter-in-law, as long as you don't mess with me, everything will be easy to do.
But it seems that Chen Yang didn't want to make a big fuss, that's good, that's good, an honest man is an honest man after all, I'm afraid that now this honest man has to sweat in his palms, right?
"I discussed it with Xiaodou last night, she was going to help me set up a storefront, a veterinarian shop, there was a bit of a gap, I didn't want to come, Xiaodou had to let me come, saying that you can have it here, I'm really embarrassed, you have to save the emergency!"
"Oh!" the old cow made a long sound, and he co-authored himself to lie to himself, and that's all he can do, but the problems that money can solve are not problems.
"What's the gap?" said the old cow after a moment's thought.
"Ten...... 200,000 yuan, a storefront, and you have to buy goods or something, Xiaodou means let me learn a certificate, get a second-hand car to drive, 200,000 is about the same. ”
"200,000?" Lao Niu frowned, did your daughter-in-law make gold? I have only slept a few times in the past two years, so you dare to ask for 200,000?
But when I thought that after all, I slept with someone's daughter-in-law, if I didn't give this nest of waste some points, it would be bad if this nest waste did something out of the ordinary.
So Lao Niu thought for a while and said: "200,000 is not available for the time being, 100,000 can be taken out, you can learn the car first, my unit has an obsolete jeep, I will find someone to repair it, you can take it and drive it." ”
"Old Niu, don't bargain, it's not about buying meat and selling meat, we both know it, it's not good to pick it up, look at my hair, isn't it a little green?"
When Lao Niu heard Chen Yang's words, his face twitched, this ...... How did Chen Yang become so shameless?
"One price, 200,000 yuan, I will concentrate on my pig cutting career in the future, and Xiaodou's work still needs a lot of care from you, the leader. ”
"Xiao Chen, let's open the skylight and say something, I'm a leader who can't stand you, but I really can't take out 200,000. ”
"You slept with my daughter-in-law. Chen Yang said lightly.
"Bang la la~" Lao Niu stood up all of a sudden, and the chair fell down.
"Xiao Chen, don't talk nonsense, how can this kind of thing be nonsense. ”
"You slept with my daughter-in-law. Chen Yang repeated it again, and his voice became a little louder.
Lao Niu's face turned green: "Xiao Chen, there are some things, don't talk about it by hearsay." ”
"You slept with my daughter-in-law ......"
Lao Niu had a black line in his head, and said in a deep voice: "I don't have 200,000 yuan, 100,000 yuan." ”
"You put my daughter-in-law to sleep, I'll go to the corridor and say. Chen Yang said that he was going to go out!
The old cow was so frightened that he immediately ran over, and then whispered urgently, "What are you going to do?"
"You slept with my daughter-in-law. ”
"I ......"
"You can let me make it up, right?"
"You slept with my daughter-in-law. Chen Yang bypassed him and continued to walk down the corridor.
"Okay, 200,000, but you have to promise not to come to me again in the future, you have to write a guarantee. Niu Ju trembled with anger.
"Okay, no problem, but take the money first. Chen Yang smiled and sat back.
Lao Niu took a deep breath, then dialed the phone of the unit's accountant and said, "Xiao Li, immediately send 200,000 yuan to my office, quickly." With that, he hung up the phone.
Chen Yang said with a smile: "Lao Niu, that's right, I took 200,000 yuan, and I promise not to care about the broken shoes between you and Lu Xiaodou, and I won't make trouble again, you are not afraid of losing face, I am also afraid of being embarrassed." ”