Chapter 1: The First Chapter of Vulgarity (1)

It's a strange thing to have a person's life. The moment of change of fate always creeps in before you realize it, and it is not up to you to decide, nor does it change in any way depending on your choice.

Until now, Li Qiu wondered if his fate in this life would have taken a different path if he hadn't met the bald man that day.

That day, Li Qiu remembered very well that he went to bed early because he was not feeling well, and then he had a strange dream that exploded!

A bald man stood in front of him, with a dejected look on his face that Li Qiu owed him 1.8 million yuan, and the frightened Li Qiu wanted to jump up from the bed and hit him, but found that he couldn't move no matter what, and his whole body was soft and had no strength at all.

The bald man glanced at the panicked Li Qiu disappretently, and said after coughing heavily: "Welcome to the other world of parallel time and space, next my dear boy, you will have an unprecedented life experience, and I would like to invite the upright narrator to speak." ”

"Okay, let's start with the data collection. ”

"Li Qiu, male, 20 years old, frail. ”

"Hobbies are none, good at none, abilities are none, can't practice any spells, spells, swordsmanship, adaptability is extremely low, it is recommended to choose the lowest difficulty to start. ”

"Excuse me, do you have any desire to recharge. ”

The bald man looked at Li Qiu, and Li Qiu scolded in his heart, I am the ancestor of the iron rooster, and the leopard head Lin Chong.

"Okay, the collector has taken a big step on the road to death. ”

Li Qiu smiled coldly, disdainful in his heart.

"The following is a newbie benefit, please choose the collection object carefully. ”

"Fame and money, please choose. ”

Nonsense, naturally money, Li Qiu thought. People die for money, birds die for money, and the bald man seems to be able to hear what Li Qiu said in his heart, and grins at him.

"Love and money, please choose. ”

Money, Li Qiu meditated.

"There is a serious suspicion that the subject of this collection is mentally retarded, please be careful. ”

Hearing the narrator's unceremonious humiliation, Li Qiu vomited blood angrily.

"Justice and money, please choose. ”

"Justice. ”

After only three things, Li Qiu decided to give up money and exchange it for justice.

"Hypocrisy. ”

The narrator couldn't bear to scold Li Qiu, and Li Qiu rolled his eyes disdainfully.

"Who the hell are you?" Suddenly, Li Qiu found himself finally able to speak.

The bald man smiled and said, "We are the creation gods of another world from a parallel time and space, and we need your help to restore order in our other world. ”

Li Qiu wondered with a face, he was weak and fond of masturbation, his intelligence was average, and he basically didn't understand physicalization, what was it that could attract these people and let them pick up themselves to help them do things.

The bald man sighed and said, "It's fate that brings us together, it's your shamelessness that brings us together, and we can't return to another world, so we can only ask for your help." ”

Li Qiu asked curiously, "Then what do you need me to do?" ”

The bald man said without hesitation: "As long as you can help us find out the cause of the destruction of the order in the other world, and repair the passage from the blue star back to the other world, you will complete your mission." But dear young man, you must be extremely careful, for we have sent many people before you, and they have all failed in the end. ”

Li Qiu hesitated and asked, "What will happen if the mission fails?" ”

The bald man said helplessly: "You will die, you will disappear, in short, there will be no trace of your existence on the blue star from now on." ”

Li Qiu said speechlessly: "Such a dangerous mission, I thank you for the invitation of the whole family, or please find someone else to accept the mission." ”

The bald man pinched his finger bones, stared at Li Qiu's elastic little wit somewhere on his body with ill will, and said in a deep voice: "If you choose to reject us, you may become the last eunuch on the Blue Star." ”

Li Qiu's heart was dripping with blood, and the overlord clause forced men to be slaves. He Li Qiu was born in heaven and earth, and he will never be a slave.

Li Qiu shouted: "I promise, I agree unconditionally with everything you say." ”

The speed at which Li Qiu became a slave was beyond imagination.

The bald man was taken aback by Li Qiu's light-speed surrender, and he rubbed his hands and said apologetically: "We also have no choice, because you are the one who has been intelligently screened and best meets our requirements, and because you are a firm 0 charge executor, I don't need to provide you with any novice equipment, so that we can save a lot of money." ”

Li Qiu was furious and said: "Isn't there no dignity if you don't give me anything, you just let me go on a mission, what's the difference between this and letting me die." ”

The bald man touched his hairless and bright head: "No way, young man, your physique can't cultivate any Dao method that requires spiritual support, and you can't cultivate immortal swordsmanship, even if you give you a set of novice equipment, you can't match it...... Uh-huh...... I'm going to give you a copy of the cheats in my personal name, and it's my heart. ”

"Okay, don't do it in vain, it's better than nothing. Li Qiu nodded desperately, looked at the bald man expectantly and said, "What are the cheats, quickly take them out and show me." ”

Li Qiu has already fantasized about his beautiful life in white clothes fluttering and flying with his sword, and he wants to go to the sky to pick up Chang'e and go down to the ground to marry Meng Po. That's right, his taste is extraordinary, and his goal in life is the sea of stars in the distance.

The bald man took out a book of covers from his arms, and he was still playing mosaic cheats on key points. Li Qiu swallowed and foamed excitedly, and picked up the cheats with great interest.

After a while, Li Qiu's face was gloomy, and his angry eyes swept from the cheats to the bald man, and then swept back the cheats, he looked at the dozens of cheats on the table, the first Buddha of Qi ascended to heaven, and the second Buddha jumped over the wall.

"Children Give Me Your Heart to Guard", "Don't Be Afraid of You to Fight and I Surrender", "Tips for Private Life in the Boudoir You Don't Know" and ....... ”

Sure enough, they are all cheats that you know are very powerful when you look at the name, if it weren't for the bald man's burly and powerful body, Li Qiu estimated that he wouldn't be able to beat him, otherwise he would definitely not be able to bear the evil spirit of being played.

Li Qiu is not a cautious eye, if there is a vengeance, he will repay it on the spot, but now there is nothing to revenge.

In the end, Li Qiu, who was forced to be helpless, picked the thickest book from the pile of books, and the cover looked like the most serious cheats, which was better than nothing.

The title of the book is written in platinum italics, "365 Methods of Home Raising Revealed".

The bald man applauded Li Qiu's good luck, he clapped his hands and said, "Congratulations on making the right choice, and I will explain the wonderful use of this book to you." ”

Wonderful, I'll use your immortal chrysanthemum...... Isn't this broken cheat just a breeding manual, Li Qiu scolded fiercely in his heart. He is ready to go to another world to become a big pig farmer, and make a fortune by selling pork to reach the top of the other world.

The bald man smiled mysteriously and introduced: "Because you can't practice any spells and swordsmanship, this book is simply tailored for you." ”

Li Qiu began to pick his nose.

The bald man continued to talk eloquently: "This 365 cheats book has a total of 20 levels, and every time it is upgraded by 1 level, it can help you unlock new spirit beasts, or other powerful skills, and most importantly!! there will be surprises of the corresponding level waiting for you, young man, I will ask you if you are happy!"

It's just a dirty and scummy upgrade system, blowing it so mysteriously, why don't you go to succeed in learning to sell books, Li Qiu complained while quietly, and flicked his nose on the bald man's glowing head.

The bald man is still proudly showing off the 365 cheats: "Its upgrade method is very simple, as long as you establish an intimate relationship with any woman, you can rely on the woman's favorability of you, and increase the experience points for upgrading the 365 cheats, but these are all based on feelings, there is no harm without buying and selling, and the most affectionate can not be disappointed." ”

"Not all women will have an intimate relationship with you. The bald man added.

"Is your tattered cheatbook upgraded quickly, and how can you improve your favorability?" Li Qiu became a little interested after listening to the introduction, thinking that he could get some summoned beasts and skills, which sounded good.

"The early stage is very fast, and the further back it goes...... The woman you need to have an intimate relationship with you has a higher opinion of you, and the woman's opinion of you is capped at 100, but if you do something that makes them unhappy, the opinion will go down. There is also a woman's favorability and the experience value of the cheats are different, and you can't see it yourself. The bald man explained in detail.

"In other words, I can only see the upgrade experience of the cheats?" asked Li Qiu, who wondered in his heart.

"That's right, don't guess what is on the girl's mind, this can't be shown to you casually. The bald man laughed very obscenely.

Li Qiu snorted coldly and complained powerlessly.

The bald man continued: "Although you can't see the favorability, you can still judge whether the other party has established an intimate relationship with you through the rise and fall of the cheats experience points, and at the same time, in order to increase the upgrade speed of the cheats, you can choose several more women to establish an intimate relationship." ”

Yo...... Unexpectedly, the other world also supports multiplayer sports, and Li Qiu is satisfied with this, but he soon has new troubles.

"I'm neither handsome nor fierce, how can I find a woman to develop an intimate relationship, and how can an intimate relationship be established. Li Qiu was very dissatisfied with this upgrade method: "Is there such a rebirth system or something, it is a simple and rough sky macho system with cowhide boom, I want to recreate a new self." ”

The bald man was relieved, and he was relieved that Li Qiu had a clear understanding of his appearance: "Your appearance can't be changed, but life...... Life...... My dear young man, it is all up to me to change my life against the sky, and here I would like to introduce you to another masterpiece of mine, nectar!"

After talking for a long time, it's not that the upgrade system you developed is not powerful, Li Qiu said disdainfully.

The bald man took out a purple round vial from the pocket behind him, and said: "It can make any woman have an inexplicable affection for you in a short period of time, and even obey you unconditionally, so that you will have the opportunity to establish an intimate relationship with her, but this bottle of nectar can only be used 1000 times, but you must not underestimate its effect, 1 drop of nectar can bring amazing results." ”

"At the same time, manna has a more powerful use, but this can only be understood after you upgrade the "365 Methods of Home Breeding" yourself, because you firmly refuse to recharge, so there is no way to get more information permission. ”

Gan, you are an undisguised Krypton, Li Qiu can't wait to jump up and blow the bald man's head.

"Young man, do you have any questions?" the bald man asked.

"Bald man, what's your name?" asked Li Qiu after a moment's thought.

The bald man's eyes jumped, his face was distorted, and he said unhappily: "You are the bald man, your whole family is a bald man, please call me Dr. C." ”

"Okay bald man. Li Qiu asked again: "You blow this tattered cheats so badly, why do you give it such a tattered name, and change it to a shiny cowhide name, isn't it fragrant?" ”

The bald man let out a long sigh: "There is no way, the power of harmony is too great." ”

Harmonious...... Li Qiu looked at the bald man sympathetically and agreed deeply.

"Good luck, young man, you have to remember that only by surviving can you have a chance to return to the Blue Star. ”

"Oh, one last word, don't rely too much on the power of the nectar, not all women will willingly establish an intimate relationship with you after taking the nectar, everything can only be on your own in the end...... Rely on your own sincerity, boy, goodbye. The figure of the bald man gradually blurred.

The bald man slowly disappeared into the air, and Li Qiu wanted to ask more questions, but he was dizzy for a while, and he passed out directly on the bed.

Li Qiu: "365 Methods of Home Raising Revealed" ×1.

The remaining uses of the nectar × 1000.

"365 Ways to Raise a Family" experience point 0/100.

The number of intimate relationships is 0, and the opinion is 0/100.

Unlock the spirit beast 'Green Worm' that has not been unlocked in actual combat.

Wait until Li Qiu wakes up again.

He has become the heir of the Li family in the Dongzhou Kingdom in another world.

Li Qiu is very satisfied with this, after all, he likes his name a lot, and he doesn't need to change his surname to save a lot of trouble.

And this Li family is also very powerful, it seems that he chose to be rich, and he definitely didn't make a mistake, not only did he have money but also gave it a gift, and sure enough, money and power are not separated.

Time flies, the white horse flies, five years later, Li Qiu has become the capital of Dongzhou Kingdom, Daliang City, a basically qualified gentleman, except for the Qinglou, he has a spiritual cleanliness habit, he is proficient in other things, and he can catch it.

Li Qiu's deceased grandfather, Li Dabeard, was a hero who moved China, and his favorite sentence was "My life is up to me, not to heaven".

The old man used his burly body, powerful arms, and muscles that shook at will in his chest to help him capture the hearts of many women, and the last step in the so-called conquest of the world is to conquer women.

Li Qiu's father, Li Pojun, not only inherited the old man's bravery, but also went to the battlefield at the age of eighteen and made countless military exploits for the empire.

He rose from a miscellaneous general all the way to General Wei, and finally because he supported the current son to ascend to the throne, he was named a general by the new emperor Chongsheng, and his reputation was great, and he shocked all the countries in the world.

Li Qiu didn't have many opportunities to see him, Li Pojun led the army to fight in the east and west all the year round, guarding the frontier, and it was rare to go home once in a few years, but this also saved a lot of trouble, at least no one restrained Li Qiu, which is something worth celebrating.

As for Li Qiu himself, compared to the prestige of his grandfather and father, it is much more bleak.

He has been in this world for more than five years, and I don't know why Narrator Jun didn't help him import the memories of his previous life in another world, so that for a while at the beginning, he could only pretend to break his head while squatting in the pit, and relied on the traditional skill of amnesia Dafa to barely cope with all kinds of interpersonal troubles.

Emperor Chongsheng saw that he was pitiful, and in order to take care of him, he arranged for him to be in the Quartet Guardian Green Dragon Army of the Shence Army, although the name of the Blue Dragon Army was good, it was actually the weakest army in the empire.

For this reason, Li Pojun often wrote back to scold Li Qiu, telling him to study hard, cultivate hard, go into battle as soon as possible to kill the enemy for the country, and win glory for his Li family.

There is no hope of killing the enemy for the country, and Li Qiu's physique cannot cultivate any powerful spells and swordsmanship.

But in eating, drinking, and having fun, he has always worked hard and is not willing to lag behind, after all, his life was too monotonous and boring before coming to another world.

However, compared with other gentlemen, Li Qiu still has a faint expectation of wanting to struggle in his heart, so he has never given up the study of "365 Methods of Family Breeding".

The bald man said that if he dies in this world, he will really die, and he doesn't want to be just a cannon fodder for soy sauce.