Chapter 287 It's Thick, It's Long, It's Big
"What is a radish!" everyone asked Gao Yi with big curious eyes.
Gao Yi was a little dumbfounded, he remembered that the radish in this era did not seem to have been introduced to China, or it had been passed in, but it was not called this name, after thinking about it, he could only cover up the past with a sloppy eye: "Radish? Hehe, En, that's it, forehead, a kind of food, very thick, very long, very big!"
Halfway through the words, Gao Yi read something strange from Li Le's face, this guy laughed, and he laughed extremely obscenely, and the smile was even more obscene, he said to Hu Cai: "Brother Hu, I have lived for half my life, and it is the first time I have heard of this thing with this name, but it is quite fresh and interesting!"
Hu Cai also laughed: "It's a little interesting!" Saying that, he also subconsciously looked at himself, and muttered in his mouth, "It's really thick, it's long, it's big!"
Seeing that these people were thinking so crookedly, Gao Yi really didn't know whether to say that he was smart or stupid, but it seemed that the two commanders of the Bai Bojun finally didn't have such a big killing chance against him.
At this moment, Gao Yi suddenly saw the figures of He Xiaodao and the previous Tiger Battalion men and horses not far away, and saw Li Lehu Cai and Bai Bojun surrounding Gao Yi at the gate of the village, and was about to come over to help, but was signaled by Gao Yi's eyes, He Xiaodao made a few gestures to Gao Yi, meaning that the sweat medicine had been placed in the meal, and it could be carried out as planned.
Gao Yi was naturally happy in his heart, he observed the expressions of Li Le and Hu Cai, and found that these two people didn't seem to have recovered from Gao Yi's yellow joke just now, and laughed happily, Gao Yi deliberately cleared his throat and said seriously: "Two Qu Shuai, these hundreds of brothers behind me have just returned from a victory, even if there is no merit to be rewarded, they must have a full bite to eat, right?" Who doesn't know that even if there is no shortage of food here in Songshan, if you win the war but don't fill your stomach, who of you brothers will still be willing to fight hard in the future, isn't this the truth?"
Gao Yi closed his eyes as he spoke, sniffed his nose affectionately, and the tempting aroma of the meal not far away gradually came over.
He is indeed really hungry, Gao Jiajun now only has five days of rations left per person, and the five days pass very quickly, and Xun Yu's letter from Wancheng also made it clear that there is no food and grass to raise now, even so, there are still many people who automatically sent their little food to Gao Jiajun, although Xun Yu refused, but more people secretly piled up in front of the Taishou Mansion at night.
Although Gao Yi is not in Wancheng, he can also imagine the scene of the grain and grass piled up into a hill in front of the Taishou Mansion, which is a debt of favor to the people of Wancheng under his rule, although it is commonplace for many local county guards to steal the people's property, but Gao Yi warned everyone under his command not to do this.
It's not that he wants to follow benevolence, righteousness and morality to sell his reputation and slap his face full, Gao Yi just thinks that things are not bad enough to rely on squeezing the blood and sweat of the people to survive for his army, and the price is too great in exchange for obscenity, obviously there are so many ways to think, such as attacking Songshan now, and capturing the grain and grass stored by the ten permanent servants over the years after the battle, not to mention this winter, even a hundred winters, it is not a problem.
Thinking of this, Gao Yi suddenly sat up from the ground, he knew that he didn't have much time, now that it was dark, Liu Pi under the mountain would definitely not sit still obediently, Gao Jiajun was not without weakness, and this weakness was also very fatal.
If Liu Bi divided the men and horses into two, one stubbornly held, and the other ignored the harassment of Liao Hua, Pang De, Zhou Cang and others, and only rushed in one direction, even if Gao Yi was personally in battle, he might not be able to stop it.
And in this direction, it is very likely that on the border of Chenliu, the 20,000 Montenegrin troops who may enter Songshan here at any time and are poisonous!
If this fact is turned into a true thing, then the pressure of the Gao family army is not a little bit, and it may not be encircled in an instant, but it will be surrounded and broken by each one!
"It seems that the herald sent by the two Qu Shuai to recall Di Mo's deputy Qu Shuai will not come back for a while, I have a proposal, why don't you wait while you eat?"
Gao Yi's heart was naturally anxious, but he couldn't see it on his face, he smiled slightly and said what he thought.
"Eh!" Li Le was actually hungry for a long time, and when he went to the room in the morning, he found that there was no ready-made food at all, so he could only be hungry until now, Gao Yi didn't say that it was okay, as soon as the word "eat" was mentioned, Li Le's belly seemed to resonate, and he also cooed a few times.
Not only him, but even the stomachs of all the soldiers present were screaming together, and the scene of thousands of people's bellies making sounds together was also spectacular.
"Yes, yes, there are three things in this world, you can't get along with them, the first is that you can't get along with women, and if you are serious with women, you will lose; the second is that you can't get along with money, money is not omnipotent, but without money is absolutely impossible; third, you can't get along with your stomach, the loss of moderation is small, starvation is big, even death can't be a starving ghost!"
Gao Yi gave full play to his eloquence, and said that it was a foolish thing, if the moon was here at this moment, his life would be difficult to protect again.
"Hahahaha! It's really interesting, this is said to my heart, and I, Li Le, have an urge to bow down to your kid!" Li Le was attracted by Gao Yi's strange theory, he didn't expect that Gao Yi could talk about the small topic of eating so vividly.
Gao Yi smiled heartily, and began to question whether he had a special charm, which would make it easy for people to worship him, if this was playing an online game, presumably a system voice would appear in Gao Yi's mind: "Ding, the white wave thief Qu Shuai Li Le wants to marry Jin Lan with you, do you agree?"
"Disagree!" Gao Yi naturally wants to object, he can't be a person to worship, that will obviously lower his vision, look at the object of his Gao Yi's worship, Zhang Liao, Zhang He, Zhao Yun, Chen Kun, either handsome scum, or first-class martial arts, the most bad is the ability to command troops, Zhang Liaowei is Xiaoyaojin, Zhang He's ability is even Zhuge Liang is jealous, Zhao Yun will not say it, he is handsome and martial arts, Chen Kun can be called Xiao Zhao Yun, and Diao Chan, that is one of the four beauties of ancient China.
As for Di Mo, Gao Yi and his brother called each other just an expedient measure, and he didn't use his real name, but now this Li Le is different, his appearance is not flattering, his martial arts are estimated to be mediocre, and his temperament is not pleasing to him, and the four words "useless" are simply tailor-made for this person.
"Presumptuous! You think you are something, dare to refuse my kindness, I think your head wants to be cut off and drunk now!"
Gao Yi was still thinking about it, and Li Le's thunderous voice sounded in his ears, Gao Yi came back to his senses, and when he saw Li Le's face that was about to kill, he regretted that he didn't agree that the three words were not his hallucinations, but really said them in front of Li Le.
Even the men and horses of the Tiger Battalion are a little bit want to count Gao Yi, obviously they have died down, why are they tense again, they admire Gao Yi's eloquence very much, but it seems that more often this eloquence is obviously more when it gets into trouble!
In desperation, they had to quietly touch their weapons again, and they didn't bother to count the first time they had done this.
But Gao Yi is Gao Yi, the more his life is at stake, the more he can come up with a good idea to solve the predicament, he bowed deeply to Li Le, and blurted out: "Qu Shuai is angry, I think you must have misunderstood my good intentions, the reason why I disagree is that I don't mean to insult Qu Shuai, but I have a humble status, and I rashly worship with Qu Shuai, doesn't it make the world laugh at Qu Shuai's self-deprecation?" Second, the enemy is at present, and now is not the best time to bow down, so it is better for us to send troops down the mountain after a full meal, and beat that Gao Yi back to his hometown-ahhh
Gao Yi rubbed his nose speechlessly, he did it to himself, he cursed himself, and God refused to agree.
Hu Cai nodded and smiled, and said to Li Le: "What Little Brother Di Shui said is not unreasonable, but it seems that we have not thought things through, it is okay, eat first, then kill the enemy, and then bow down, and take the opportunity to make him a legitimate deputy commander!"
Gao Yi smiled bitterly: At the beginning, these two guys were going to make him the deputy commander of the canal, and after turning around, it seemed that he had come back again, these two guys were really interesting.
Thousands of people didn't need to command, they all flocked to the room where they were eating, although Gao Yi was monitored by Li Le, but this person was a piece of cake for Gao Yi, he let his people disperse first, waiting for the next action, but he used the excuse of stomach pain, and when he got to the thatched house, those who were monitoring Gao Yi still wanted to follow in, and were directly scolded by Gao Yi: "I said brother, I'm just going to a thatched house, do you want to see it too?" I'm not a woman, show you Bai Huahua's ass, it's just a shit, if you want to come in and smell it, I won't mind at all, I'm just worried that I'll pull it for too long, and those people of yours will eat all the food and it won't be good if you don't have your share, otherwise, you send someone to bring the food, let's eat and pull it here, don't delay, how about it?"
"Gloss-" These people listened to Gao Yi's words, their stomachs cramped, and they ran directly outside and vomited, scolding while spitting up: "Why is this Di Shui so disgusting, why have we been arranged to do such a chore?"
Gao Yi smiled and said nothing, but his eyes turned to a secret door on the other side of the thatched house, at this moment, He Xiaodao, who was as thin as a hemp pole, was standing in a hidden corner with a few people from the Tiger Battalion, admiring Gao Yi's constantly shaking ass, and lumps of shit were pulled out, very thick, very long, very big-
"Gross-"