Chapter 255: Help Us Raise Pigs
Baozhou Zoo, which is the office building of the Monster Management Bureau.
On the second floor, in the director's office, Huang Tie trembled angrily, kept slapping the table, and roared angrily: "Miao Qianqian, this is your explanation? But what have you done, that you have only brought me two heads, and what about my body, and what about the treasures they have hidden?"
On the desk, there are two heads, one wolf and one embarrassed, both of which are drenched in blood, twisted and crooked, and die miserably.
Sitting next to the office, Niu struggled and pouted, a posture of watching the excitement and not being afraid of big things.
And in front of the desk, Miao Qianqian sat on a small round stool, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked even more indifferent: "Director, you have to figure out the situation, if it weren't for my quick eyes, let alone two heads, even two ears wouldn't be able to get it back." Don't you see that the seven children of the eldest sister of the Tan family can still eat more than Zhu Sanjin, and they can still eat meat compared to Zhu Sanjin. A wolf of that size, they ate it all in one bite. ”
"Team Leader Miao, don't confuse the concept, okay?" Huang Tietou said angrily: "The children of the Tan family can eat and drink, what does it have to do with you killing the five wolves? Obviously, if you can kill them, it means that you have already controlled the situation at that time, and you should bring them all down, instead of killing them all." ”
"I think, they must have mastered some ulterior secret about you, you are killing demons!" The cow next to him shook his head uncontrollably.
"Get out of here, how can you talk like an old cow here?" Miao Qianqian glared and said, "Director, you also watched the video, and the situation at that time was really not something I could control." ”
Huang Tietou frowned: "It may be understandable that you killed the first four, but what about the last two? They have already escaped from the warehouse, but you forced them to a place where the surveillance could not be filmed, and killed them, don't you need to explain?"
"It's the first time I've been there, how do I know where there is surveillance and where I can't shoot it? Besides, it was four golden flowers that suddenly appeared and tore them apart, what did I do?" Miao Qianqian was indignant.
The so-called four golden flowers are the beauties that the four true planarian demons have become.
"Don't talk about those four real planarians, they were given ecstasy by that Bai Xiaojiang, and they listened to him for everything. And Bai Xiaojiang, I listen to you for everything, it's not what you say, it's what?" Niu Struggle said: "Director Huang, I don't think this matter should be sloppy, Miao Qianqian's team leader should be removed and his law enforcement power should be revoked." ”
"Niu Struggle, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute!" Miao Qianqian was anxious, jumped up and glared at Niu Struggle, and shouted: "What, do you want to fight, let's find a place to practice?"
"Let me fight with a kitten, I can't afford to lose this person...... Demon!" Niu Struggle dismissed.
"Team Leader Miao, don't get excited, the struggle is also for the good of our Monster Management Bureau. Huang Tietou was a master of the mud at this time, and said: "In this matter, the three of you have really done a poor job, and it is difficult to convince the public without punishment." ”
"Yes, heavy punishments, the last three groups have been too arrogant!" Niu Zhan clenched his fists excitedly.
"What, isn't there a reward?" Miao Qianqian immediately stopped doing it, and said: "Catching the five wolves is not only the task of our Baozhou City Monster Management Bureau, but it is also on the list of the whole country." Not to mention the bonus, I remember that there are at least 100,000 demon coins alone, right? Not only are you unreasonable, but you also want to punish us?"
"Okay, you take these two heads that can't be seen anymore and go to the capital to receive the reward!" Huang Tietou smiled slightly, pointed to the two heads and said: "Don't mention that you are a member of the Baozhou City Monster Management Bureau when you go, in addition, you have to prepare all the materials to prove that they are five wolves and one wolf, and it is because they were arrested that you killed the killer." If you're lucky, you might even be able to get a job at the General Bureau. ”
"Do you think I'm stupid, who can believe that these two rotten heads are five wolves?" Miao Qianqian immediately wilted.
Huang Tietou smiled bitterly and shook his head: "You also know that they can't believe it, so how can you be sure that we will believe it?"
"Aren't we from the same unit, we know the roots!" Miao Qianqian's tone softened a little, and said: "Am I the kind of person who kills demons like hemp, besides, I don't like to eat wolf meat, it was really eaten by those big fat pigs, at most it was not rescued in time." ”
Huang Tietou smiled: "Then you should explain to the disciplinary committee." ”
"Don't, if I enter the disciplinary committee, my career will be ruined!" Miao Qianqian was extremely aggrieved, staring at Huang Tietou and pretending to be pitiful.
"Director, don't talk to her, simply, I'll call the disciplinary committee and ask them to send someone over!"
This time, Miao Qianqian didn't refute, but pouted and said, "Then the fine is always okay, right?"
"You killed six goblins in one goblin, how much money did you say you should be fined?, besides, do you have any money?" Huang Tietou sighed.
"You can deduct it from the bonus!" Miao Qianqian gritted her teeth and said, "We caught six goblins in three groups, there are always a lot of bonuses, right?"
"As for the evidence, these two heads don't count, unless you can turn them into human heads!" Huang Tietou spread his hands.
"That'...... What should I do?" Miao Qianqian lost her temper and sat on the stool.
"What's the way...... It's not that it didn't work!" Huang Tietou wanted to speak and stopped.
Miao Qianqian suddenly became anxious and said, "Director, what do you say! As long as I don't go to the disciplinary committee, as long as I don't pursue this mistake, I will agree to any conditions?"
"Really?" Huang Tietou's eyes lit up.
"No joke!" Miao Qianqian nodded vigorously.
"Wouldn't it be easy to do this earlier!" Huang Tietou was suddenly overjoyed, stood up and said: "Actually, my conditions are very simple, in view of the tight funds of our bureau, the price of food has grown too fierce recently, especially carnivorous goblins, they can't even afford to eat pork." ”
Miao Qianqian breathed a long sigh of relief and said, "What should I do? Don't worry, I will ask my husband's wife to donate 10,000 yuan to buy more meat for the canteen in our bureau." ”
"How can the bureau's canteen ask for your donation. I don't have many requests, just let you be in charge of the food for a dozen goblins. Huang Tietou said with a smile: "For example, a big koi." ”
"Koi don't eat meat?" Miao Qianqian took a step back.
"Another example of four true planarians?" Huang Tietou's smile became even more ambiguous.
"Don't tell me, you have to let our three teams be in charge of three pigs!" Miao Qianqian swallowed a mouthful of spit, and had the posture of snatching the door and escaping.
Huang Tietou's smile became more kind, and he said, "No, no, no, it's not three pigs, it's nine pigs, the six brothers you brought back from the eldest sister of the Tan family......"
"Help, you might as well give me to them to eat!" Miao Qianqian screamed and ran away.