Chapter 8 Exposing each other's shortcomings
"......" The corners of Zhang Xiaoqiang's mouth twitched, and he wanted to beat Qin Shu so much that he didn't even know her aunt, but he resisted the impulse, squeezed out a smile with difficulty, and said to Huang Mao: "Big brother, you see this is just a little contradiction, don't need to be serious, if the eldest brother's eldest brother is not happy, and then find someone who drinks a lot of alcohol to drink this little cub who is not long-eyed, why bother us little farts like this?" 30 million, I really can't take it out, besides, just this little cub's frustration, he is not worth 30 million, at most it is worth 300,000, which is quite expensive. ”
Qin Shu's chest was blocked, and he said without thinking, "You're not worth 30 million, your 30,000 is expensive!"
Zhang Xiaoqiang glared at Qin Shu, rolled up his sleeves, and said angrily: "Stinky boy looking for a fight, dare to talk back?"
"Thirty million, you and him. Huang Mao interjected at the right time, stretched out a finger, and pointed from Zhang Xiaoqiang's body to Qin Shu's body, and when Zhang Xiaoqiang was confused, he explained with a smile: "You don't think you can stay out of it, do you?"
"......" Zhang Xiaoqiang reacted, these people counted her and Qin Shu as hostages, 30 million in exchange for their two lives, but even if they sold her, there was no 30 million! Qin Shu was stunned for a moment, and then yelled at Huang Mao: "One person does things and one person is responsible, I offended the eldest brother's eldest brother, then I will carry it alone, what does it matter to my sister?"
Without waiting for Huang Mao to react, Zhang Xiaoqiang said with a gleam in his eyes: "Yes, this is all caused by this stinky boy alone, but it has nothing to do with me, my mother is just one of my daughters, I am dead, who will send her old man to death?"
Qin Shu was stupid directly, and Huang Mao and the others were a little overwhelmed, this good sister's painting style turned too fast, right? Qin Shu cried, and a tear slipped down, "Sister, I'm your own brother, aren't you so happy?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang picked his nose and said shamelessly: "You are a cousin, and I am not born to the same mother, and I will pay 6 million for you, for the sake of my aunt, but 30 million, heh, it is my own brother, and I am not reluctant, let alone you? Besides, this is what you caused in the first place, and you do things by yourself, isn't it justified?"
"Cheap...... People ......" Qin Shu really squeezed out the voice from between his teeth, and Huang Mao and the others wiped their tears for him, but Zhang Xiaoqiang exploded, "Ouch, you dare to call me a slut, you little conscienceless, you forgot that you were bullied when you were a child, who chased and killed those people with a water scoop and chased ten villages to avenge you?"
"Why are you so embarrassed to say it?" It's okay not to talk about the past, but as soon as he talks about the past, Qin Shu exploded, like a cat with his tail stepped on, "It's not because you peeked at them taking a bath that they couldn't catch up with you that you bullied me?" If you don't play hooligans, how can they bully me, and if you play hooligans and stay and bear them, how can I be beaten with a blue nose and swollen face? Yaya, you are embarrassed to say that I have no conscience now, do you have a face?"
Alas, don't quarrel with women, really, because the skill of a woman's quarrel has been cultivated since the mother's womb.
Therefore, Huang Mao and others were fortunate to witness an epic × tearing battle and learned a lot of new vocabulary.
"I have no face? How can I have no face, it's not you little bastard, why did I always have a swollen ass when I was a child? Who peed in my little uncle's teacup, who put mud in my aunt's cosmetics, who bullied the old bitch next door, and was chased by the old bitch for half a life? It's you, you did all this, but it turned out that I carried the black pot, and the hell, the beatings during that time were even more frequent than the love made by mice!"
After Zhang Xiaoqiang finished yelling at the last sentence, he didn't blush, and continued to scold, with a machine-gun-like mouth, so that Qin Shu couldn't interject at all, "When you were three years old, you pooped on the bed, and you knew that you would be scolded, so you grabbed it with your hands and wanted to throw it to the ground, but you made yourself all over, just like that shit shell mantis, my aunt wanted to throw you into the trash when she saw you like that, don't do it, I stopped and persuaded you, so you weren't thrown away!"
"Wow......" Hearing such a mess, Huang Mao and the others were shocked, and they couldn't see that he was so talented.
"Zhang Xiaoqiang!" Qin Shu was furious, with a force, he broke free from the shackles of the little thug who pressed his shoulder, rushed to Zhang Xiaoqiang, grabbed her collar, and squirted saliva, "You fart, I have memories when I was three years old, don't think that I can fool me when I am young, I haven't done this at all, it was the poop pulled by the soil dog you raised, it was you who planted it for me, I damn it, I was so young at that time, how could I pull out such a hard and thick poop?"
"Get out, it's my little hairy fart!" Zhang Xiaoqiang also grabbed Qin Shu's collar, and said all the bad things Qin Shu had done, peeing for himself at the age of one, grabbing the hair of the little girl at the age of two, playing with Yoneda at the age of three, playing the little bird of the child next door at the age of four, taking his own bird to soak in ice at the age of five, kissing the little girl classmate at the age of six, and being eight years old at the age of seven, eight years old and nine years old...... In short, it was the messy things that Qin Shu had done that he hadn't done, and all of them made Zhang Xiaoqiang say it in one go.
Huang Mao and the others listened with relish, don't look at them on the road, they also have the seven emotions and six desires that ordinary people should have, especially this gossip desire. Qin Shu was so scared by Zhang Xiaoqiang that he was about to cry, Nima, don't bring this!
Zhang Xiaoqiang Xu was tired of scolding, stopped, Qin Shu seized the opportunity and went back, "How much better do you think you are? I was pressed to the ground by you to play birds and birds before I was six years old, and I was so angry that I was loveless, and my male dignity was greatly damaged, it was you who made me not manly at all, I should have stood up to the sky like my father, but because of you, I had a shadow in my psychology, and I was more and more cowardly when I saw that everyone was afraid that he would come to play my bird." ”
"Also, everything you can't eat will be stuffed in my mouth, I have to wear clothes and even skirts you don't like, you beat the school bully in the next class, but reported my name, so that I was dragged to the toilet and almost hung up, every time you get into trouble, you rely on my head, I was beaten by my dad and my ass is swollen, my skin is rotten, can you deny these? That's it, anyway, I will pit you back, the most intolerable thing is that you actually say that I am small!"
"Huh?" Huang Mao and the others pricked up their ears, feeling that the information content here was not ordinary?
Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned, and pushed Qin Shu hard, "Ya, when did I say that you are young?"
Qin Shu staggered a few steps before he stabilized his figure, pointed at Zhang Xiaoqiang and said hatefully: "Why didn't you, I went to the hot spring with a group of men a few days ago, what did you female hooligan do, do you want me to say it in front of everyone?"