Chapter 27 Before You Do It, There's Something I Must Tell You.
"Ride my beloved bike......"
Su Xiaobei hummed a little song and returned to the pedestrian street, turned into the westernmost alley of the square, returned the motorcycle to the bun shop next door, and chatted with Yuan Hongtao for a few more words, and then returned to his shop.
But as soon as he walked to the door of the shop, he felt that something was not right.
The wooden sign that hung on the door saying "Something to go out" was taken off by some bastard.
Throwing it on the ground, not to mention, but also stepping on it a few times.
Su Xiaobei frowned slightly, bent down to pick up the wooden sign, brushed away a few footprints on it, and was about to push the door into the house, when through the glass door, he saw Dumb who was strangled by shoelaces, hanging from the barb of the ceiling at the door.
Dumb rolled his eyes and struggled desperately.
"Dumb !!"
Seeing this scene, Su Xiaobei's adrenaline soared, threw away the wooden card in his hand, pushed the door in as fast as he could, and lifted up the dumb who was hanging at the door.
Although it is said that cats have nine lives, Su Xiaobei knows in his heart that if he comes back half a minute late, Dumb will die.
However, just as he dragged Dumb and was anxious to rescue him, he was kicked on the lumbar spine from behind.
He stumbled and hit the oncoming flower shelf, and the plants on the shelf fell several pots.
At the same time as the flower pot shattered, there was a loud bang behind him, and the roller shutter door was pulled down with force.
Su Xiaobei realized that during the time he left, someone broke into his shop.
In addition to the blue punk head who sneaks up on him from behind, and the bald man who pulls the roller shutter door down, there is a fourth person in the room.
At this moment, the man was sitting on the sofa, wearing a close-fitting black vest, and was eating instant noodles with his head "bald".
The muscles on his arms and shoulders were raised high, glowing with a layer of roast duck baked oil, and it looked quite bluffing.
The only fly in the ointment is the tattoo on the left arm.
Even if you don't tattoo the "Vegeta" or "Saitama" or something, why don't you stab a "Sakuragi Flower Road"?
What the hell is a tattoo of a "crayon Xiaoxin"?
It's so suffocating.
Therefore, although he didn't look up, Su Xiaobei recognized him at a glance.
Isn't this idiot the scum who was knocked out by his own three punches at the crazy dock yesterday?
What's it called?
I don't remember exactly......
But who gave you the courage to come to the door so quickly?
Well, the scar forgets the pain, that's called not having a long memory.
If you forget the pain before your scar is healed, then it is called a lack of heart.
Su Xiaobei glanced at the muscular man who was immersed in eating noodles, didn't even look at the two eager young people, supported Dumb's ass with one hand, and tore off the shoelaces tied to its neck with the other hand, and then held it in his arms, and touched its head in shock.
"Meow woo......" Dumb escaped death, and after sneezing a few times, he hurriedly complained to the owner.
"It's okay, let's go back upstairs and watch the cartoon. Su Xiaobei hugged Dumb's body lightly to the side, and avoided the fist smashed by the bald man like lightning.
Immediately, he took a step backwards, bent back, and easily dodged the leather shoes that whizzed in front of him.
Facing these two people's fists and embroidered legs, a trace of contempt flashed in Su Xiaobei's eyes, and he squatted down and put Dumb on the ground: "Go ahead...... I don't call you, don't come down. ”
"Meow ......" Dumb was very obedient, shook the hair on his body, and ran back upstairs with a smoke.
"Huh?"
"Hmm!"
The blue punk head and the bald man looked at each other, nodded tacitly, and tried to continue the attack.
However, without waiting for their fists and feet to get close, they heard Su Xiaobei ask lukewarmly: "Which mentally retarded person kicked me just now?"
The bald man's fists were smashed over, and he reined in the precipice and stopped his fists in time.
In fact, he didn't know why he stopped, but in that thousandth of a second, he was startled by the indifferent eyes of the shopkeeper.
"Nima ......"
The blue punk head is not so lucky, the feet are kicked out, and if you force it to be retracted, it is easy to pull the egg.
And this feeling of being betrayed by a friend is not cool at all.
Say yes together!
He had heard that Pang Biao's nose bone was broken by this kid's three punches, but for the sake of the 10,000 yuan, he still followed hard.
Isn't the old saying said?
The three stinkers are Zhuge Liang, he doesn't believe that three fitness experts, and he can't get one to sell plants.
It's just that he never expected that his fast and fierce kick would be avoided by the other party in a ghostly way.
Not only did he avoid it, but he also kicked himself back.
Burst!
The blue punk head and chest were thuffled, and he felt the overwhelming force explode from his chest.
Without waiting for his feet to stand firmly, he snorted, and the whole person flew upside down like a cannonball.
Bang!!
The body uncontrollably slammed open the roller shutter door behind him, and then rolled out of the door unabated, so frightened that the light bulb that raised his leg to pee at the root of the tree was excited, and the urine was just halfway down and he held back, "whooping" and ran to the nail salon next door, pulling urine while running.
Outside the door, the blue punk clutched his head to his chest, curled up on the ground and groaned in pain.
Inside the house, Su Xiaobei looked at the broken roller shutter door, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he felt distressed.
Nima, and didn't control her power well.
To deal with these three-legged cats, it is enough to use thirty percent of the strength.
And if you want to blame it, you just kicked it so handsomely that I couldn't help but kick it back.
But don't worry, this kick will break a few of your ribs at most, and it won't hurt your internal organs.
The bottom line of Su Xiaobei's beating is that he will not be disabled.
They are all raised by their fathers and mothers, so why do they have to cripple people? Isn't that a disguised waste of national food?
"Goo......
The bald man looked at the deformed roller shutter door, and then looked at Su Xiaobei in front of him, and couldn't help swallowing, secretly glad for his determination and decisiveness just now.
What he saw just now, whether it is the speed of his feet or the power that bursts out, the blue punk head is no match for the enemy.
And no matter how you look at it, this opponent is a bit hanging.
Su Xiaobei glanced at the man's feet, only to see that a lace was missing from the sneakers on his left foot, and then raised a hand and hooked his finger at him.
The bald man secretly said that something was wrong, he glanced at Pang Biao, who was still eating instant noodles, and subconsciously took a step back.
I knew that the opponent was hanging like this, let alone 10,000 yuan......
Add another five hundred, and they won't come.
Seeing that the other party refused to come over, Su Xiaobei was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and walked straight towards the other party.
The bald man was so anxious that he was sweating profusely: "Brother Biao, if you don't do it again, we really won't have a chance!"
"Slippery ......"
Pang Biao sucked the last few instant noodles into his mouth, pushed hard, and let the instant noodles soup spill on the floor, then wiped his mouth and stood up from the sofa with his neck dangling.
He had gauze on his nose and three scratches from cat's claws on the right side of his face.
Presumably, when the three of them broke into the shop just now, they were attacked by Dumb, so in a fit of anger, they let the bald head hang Dumb.
"Stinky boy, I didn't expect Lao Tzu to come to the door so quickly, right?"
Pang Biao wiped a handful of chili oil from his mouth, and took out a dagger glowing with cold light from behind him.
Su Xiaobei glanced at the dagger in the other party's hand and frowned slightly: "Before you do it, there is something I have to tell you." ”
Pang Biao snorted coldly: "Hmph...... Do you just remember to kneel and beg for mercy now?
Tell you, it's late!"
Su Xiaobei: "No, no, no, you misunderstood.
I mean...... The bucket of instant noodles you just ate is my collection and has been expired for more than four years.
Don't you look at the production date before you eat?"