Chapter 029: This World - The Big Boss of the Underworld
Villa Seven
Ji Xuan and the others are also on their way home, and it is estimated that they will be back in about five minutes.
Every day he sat on the sofa with his dog Xia in his arms, took out an Apple X, and in his mobile phone, he was playing a gourd baby.
Dog Xia no longer squinted at people, lying on his stomach stupidly, extremely quiet, thinking of the scene when he came back just now, he was afraid for a while, although he was hiding in the big sister's clothes, he didn't know who was outside, but the biting cold, he could feel that this cold was from the underworld, listening to the tone of this big sister's order at that time, he was also thinking in his mind, what kind of person this woman was.
Yes, Gou Xia has been to the underworld, and he has broken through the space alive to enter, although it is under some opportunities, there are some guys who are not human or ghost, and their temper is similar to Ji Xuan.
The sound of opening the door came, Ji Xuan and the others came back, and they were confused with flashlights, and finally found Villa 7.
In the darkness, Ji Xuan's trembling words came: "Sister, go upstairs to sleep, I have to sleep and crush my little heart!"
Tian Tian smiled slightly, it is estimated that this girl saw the two guys of the impermanence ghost, so she was frightened like this, hugged the dog Xia Qi and went upstairs, and said lazily: "Let's go, wait for you to sleep!"
The latter said 'um' twice, then hugged his sister's arm and went upstairs, and began to sleep together, obviously, tonight's scene still made Ji Xuan afraid and trembling.
Only the captain of the gold school was left downstairs.
The servant sat on the sofa, and Hei Da spoke: "Second brother, analyze it again, why do you think the impermanence ghost appeared here." ”
"Smack!"
A little red light lit up in the darkness, and Kurosan took a deep breath and exhaled a puff of invisible smoke.
Ten seconds later.
"Damn, how dare you take a cigarette out!"
Hei Da got up and went up with a slap on the head of the black three dogs.
Hei San was stunned, and he spoke: "I, I, I...... I'm not just ......."
Hei Er spoke in a solemn tone: "If I'm not mistaken......"
The other two also stopped tossing and listened to the analysis of this strategist, but this critic said, "Give me a cigarette to smoke." ”
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"But my ancestors are also your ancestors!"
"It seems to be! Sin, sin, sin, Lord Nine-Tails, the juniors know that they are wrong!"
After that, the three and the two of them had already knelt on the ground, kowtowing to the east, kowtowing and kowtowing.
Two minutes later.
In their mouths, the three demons each held a large front door, feeling the happiness brought by nicotine.
Hei Er finally opened his mouth to analyze: "If we guess wrong, the impermanence ghost should have received someone's order!"
Hei Da was puzzled: "What do you say?"
Hei Er continued to analyze: "Since thousands of years ago, those two brothers have begun to mix in the underworld, maintaining the order of the capital, and even rewarding and punishing the Yin Division, even the Western Grim Reaper has to give them face, so to speak, just those three little ghosts are not worthy of the reward and punishment division to go out of the realm in person." ”
Hei San suddenly realized: "I understand, they must have a PY deal!"
Hei Da slapped Hei Santou again, and scolded angrily: "You don't want to mess around, what if those two big guys hear it, damn!"
Hei San held his head again, suffered a beating from society, and stopped speaking.
Hei Er continued to analyze and spoke solemnly: "So, my guess is that it should be done by the female sister with a black belly!"
Hei San held back tears and stopped talking.
"How?"
Hei Er took out a big front door again, lit it, took a sip, and continued: "At that time, the black female sister said such a sentence, she said: 'There is no soul of life and death in the world, there is impermanence and life-seeking ghosts', this is the point, I only remembered later, what does this previous sentence mean. ”
Hei Da was puzzled again, touched his chin and thought, 'There is no soul of life and death left in the world', what does it mean?
Hei San held back tears and stopped talking.
Hei Er smiled and spoke in a deep voice: "This, have you ever seen a cultivator say this, this is something that only the Yin Division of the Underworld dares to say!"
Hei Da suddenly woke up, yes, as long as it is a living person, who dares to say 'there is no soul of life and death left in the world', the soul of life and death, the soul of life is the soul of man, the soul of death is the soul of the earth, the soul of heaven and the soul, there are no three souls left in the world, what about the soul of man, what she said is not left, who dares to say that there is no soul in the world, after death, although the soul will gradually dissipate in the world, it is impossible not to stay, this is the iron order of this world!
This is the big guy, this is what only the big guy in the underworld dares to say, who dares to make a decision for the soul of the human world.
Hei Da thought clearly, and then spoke: "Second brother, should we hug our thighs?"
The corners of Hei Er's mouth rose slightly, and he was extremely complacent: "Nonsense, this kind of big guy, we have to hug our thighs!"
Hei San looked confused, and didn't speak anyway to avoid being beaten.
"Sleep, sleep, sleep!"
"Shall we sleep on the couch?"
"Isn't our premise just to sleep on the couch?"
And on the second floor, in one of the most secluded cabins - Ji Xuan and Tiantian's bedroom.
The two girls were lying flat on the bed, covered with a thin blanket, and Ji Xuan whispered: "Sister, have you ever seen an impermanence ghost?"
After thinking about it every day, she still told her about herself, after all, Xiao Xuanxuan was her best friend, more like a sister, she turned sideways, put her right hand on the other party's arm, and then spoke: "I've seen them, I called them over!"
When Ji Xuan heard her sister's answer, she 'pounced' in her heart, turned sideways, leaned towards her sister, and couldn't help asking, "Sister, how can you call them?"
The latter whispered: "Because, my sister knows the eldest princess of the underworld, so the impermanence ghost naturally has to listen to my sister's words." ”
The more Ji Xuan listened, the more excited she became, she lost her sleepiness, and continued to speak: "Sister, tell me about your affairs in the past five years, tell stories like that, huh!"
After all, it is to stretch out your arms and legs, rub here, rub there, and start to play cute.
The dog Xia who was sandwiched in the middle also became interested, and he didn't feel sleepy, and listened carefully to the story told by this big sister.
Tian Tian smiled and recalled: "After we separated, my father-in-law took me to the underworld, huh...... , It's the same as the world, except that there is no sun, only the moon, a lot of people in fancy clothes, there are streets, there are shops, I heard my father-in-law say, there are thousands of miles outside the city, and there are millions of people lined up, all of whom are ready to go to reincarnation, and the eldest princess often fights the landlord with the god of death. ”
"Fight the landlord? will they still beat the landlord? Sister, can you tell me?" Ji Xuan became interested, and couldn't help but be even more surprised when he heard that the ghost would also beat the landlord.
"That's right, in fact, we have entertainment in the world, and there is also a mahjong parlor there, by the way, the impermanence ghosts you see tonight like to smoke, and they are often trained by the eldest princess. ”
"Sister, what does the eldest princess of the underworld look like?"
Tian Tian smiled slightly, and also leaned over to Ji Xuan, and whispered: "This, I can't tell you, the eldest princess is a god, I can't say it casually." ”
The latter seemed to understand whether he understood or not, and said 'oh' twice.
But when Gou Xia heard the 'eldest princess', the eldest princess of the underworld, she trembled all over her when she thought of that woman!
Dog Xia is getting more and more confused, this woman's life experience, is it really so awesome, she knows the eldest princess of the underworld, she won't know it too, don't you want to think about it, sleep, the dog's life matters.
Dog Xia rubbed it, and rubbed it again: You pressed my leg so badly!
Every day I felt that the dog Xia in my arms was restless, it was estimated that it was cold, thinking about it, the quilt was covered and slept together, and I fell asleep peacefully.
Restless Dog Natsu: You're crushing my leg!
"Sleep, big baby, don't move!"
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Early in the morning, when this world is illuminated by the light.
The two girls still didn't sleep, and they hugged each other like octopuses.
At this point, it was almost time to wake up, Ji Xuan opened her eyes in a daze, snorted, and looked at her sister who was still asleep on the side.
"My sister got up, it's time to swim in the water today. ”
Hearing this weak voice, Tian Tian 'snorted', turned over, and hugged Dog Xia, who had not yet reacted, but was innocently devastated.
Struggling Dog Xia: No, no, no!
"Click!"
Similar to a dislocation, the sound of broken bones is heard.
Ji Xuan heard this crisp and pleasant 'click' sound, gasped, glanced over his head and looked at Dog Xia stupidly, only to see that this guy's big eyes were teaning.
Dog Xia: I'm innocent, I don't know anything, I slept in a daze, and when I woke up, my skull rang......
Ji Xuan: ...
Let it be tossed, anyway, Gou Xia is a dragon clan, there is no big problem with dislocation or something, it will be fine in a while, thinking about it, Ji Xuan got out of bed and stepped on his slippers to wash.
Gou Xia looked dazed and at a loss: Why did you leave, shouldn't you save me?
After going downstairs, Ji Xuan was surprised that there were six dishes on the table, what kind of fish-flavored shredded pork, fried meat with garlic sprouts, and boiled fish fillets......
Ji Xuan was stunned, there was a thief in the house, and he was so kind to cook the dishes?
Gradually, I heard the noise in the kitchen on the first floor, there was really a thief!
Ji Xuan stepped on his slippers cautiously, planning to find out, but he saw the dazzling operation of Captain Jin.
I don't know where the chef's hat came from, the big black left hand held the pan, shook it hard, and the egg cake in the pot took off, and the kitchen knife appeared in the right hand, and the knife flashed, and the egg became crumbs.
As soon as the shredded black green onion meat was lost, the black turned around, the pan caught it, and another turned around to catch the egg scraps that fell in the air.
Hei San hugged the rice cooker, and said in his mouth: "Big brother, catch it!"
Hei Da smiled, the speed was extreme, and he kicked at the rice cooker, and all the rice fell out in an instant, and the big black pan was connected, and the right hand spatula was stir-fried evenly.
And at this moment, Hei Da is standing with a horse and a rice cooker on his left foot, Ji Xuan has seen such a person cooking for the first time.
"Hello boss!"
After that, this guy stood in front of Ji Xuan at an extreme speed, and bowed 90 degrees deeply.
What about your chef's hat, the rice cooker doesn't matter?
The corners of Ji Xuan's mouth twitched......
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"Sister, you eat this!"
"Sister, this is delicious too!"
"Sister, we'll cook for you in the future!"
I'm stunned every day, what's the situation, I cook a bunch of dishes in the morning, the egg fried rice is pork rib soup, and my head is caught by the door?
Dog Xia squinted at people: nothing to do, nothing to do, either treachery or theft.
Yes, in order to please this big guy, after all, to be able to summon impermanence ghosts to do things, this has to be a big official in the underworld.
And so
Ji Xuan and Tian Tian barely finished this hearty breakfast with a smile.
Because the eyes of those who look at the sky are the same as when a son sees his father who has been missing for many years, his eyes are shining and he is smiling.
Dog Xia squinted at people: Lose the face of the demon clan.