Chapter Seventy-Three: A Wonderful Couple
Anger or lamentation, but these two guys have betrayed without hesitation.
They stood behind Hu Hongying, a teacher, a housewife, and a housewife, and called affectionately, and among the four people, I seemed to have become an outsider and was isolated.
"Where do you live, the pots and pans are incomplete, the sofa is broken in two, and the coffee table has become garbage, you are an immortal demon king, you used to live in a glorious palace, even if you come down to observe the people's feelings, you won't suffer yourself like this, right?" As soon as she was recognized, Hu Hongying began to give orders as the eldest lady of the main mother: "Butler Rabbit, hurry up and go out to buy some furniture, ask for Chinese-style beds, sofas, coffee tables, dining tables and chairs, and buy some pots and pans, and throw away all this garbage!"
After speaking, Hu Hongying handed over a bank card to the rabbit master and told the password.
"Big lady, is the furniture city still open yet?"
"When you get there, you'll be open. Hurry up, change everything in the house today. By the way, there is also the washbasin and shower head in the bathroom, all of which must be changed!" Hu Hongying waved her hand, took out a bank card and handed it to Xu Hui, and said, "Hui'er, you go to the mall and buy ten sets of eight sets of clothes according to your master's figure." ”
"Eight sets out of ten?" Xu Hui stuck out her tongue.
"Why, isn't it enough, then buy twenty sets. Don't care about the money, the style must be novel, and the material must be thick. By the way, there are three sets of Tang costumes, and if there are Qing Dynasty official uniforms, there will be a few sets too!" "Money seems to be just a number to Hu Hongying, and she seems to be holding countless cards in her hands.
The two traitors went out shopping spree, they probably had never seen so much money in their lives, and they had not spent it so happily.
It wasn't until this time that Hu Hongying snorted, and said with some hatred: "Husband, cheer up, you are an immortal demon king, you are not afraid of death, what else can stump you in this world, why are you worried?"
I smiled bitterly and said, "Why am I worried, don't you know?"
"I know, isn't it that the two of us haven't seen each other for more than a hundred years, you don't empathize and don't like me anymore!" Hu Hongying smiled slightly and said, "What's this, I'll give you a few concubines." Do you like that female disciple just now, if you like it, you will accept it. I think this kid has good roots, although he is not our demon clan, but under careful training, he may not be able to become a generation of masters. It's that she will be old, and in a few decades, she will be old, you have to be mentally prepared. ”
I was a little angry and yelled, "Don't make a fuss, okay? You are you, I am me, and we have nothing to do with each other!"
Hu Hongying smiled slightly: "We are husband and wife, how can we not have any relationship?"
"Don't think I'm afraid of you, I'm tolerant of it until now because you used to be Xu Zhixin's wife. If you don't leave, don't blame me for being rude!" I took a few steps back and rushed to the kitchen to get the kitchen cutter.
After two decapitations, I became much bolder.
I am the immortal demon king, my body is not afraid of injury, and I still have the Seven Wounds Fist taught by the rabbit master, so I may not be the opponent of this fox.
It's a big deal, it's a lose-lose fight.
Anyway, I can still live when the time comes, as for Hu Hongying, that's two words.
"Afraid of me, of course you are not afraid of me. You cut it, didn't you leave dozens of scars on me, I don't care about another one!" Hu Hongying suddenly became excited, her voice raised an octave, and she suddenly pulled her shirt away.
"What are you ......," I froze.
On Hu Hongyington's chest and back, there were more than a dozen scars, some were knife wounds, some were burns, and some couldn't even see what the injuries were.
Four or five of the scars, which passed through the vital parts of the body, should be considered fatal.
"You are the immortal demon king, you want to die, you can't die, just let me be angry!" Hu Hongying pointed to the wound on his body and said: "We have been together for a total of one hundred and seven years, experienced three marriages, and raised a son and a daughter. During this time, you committed suicide fifty-six times, twenty-four of which I collected from the fragments of your body, and you left twenty-four scars on me. ”
Hu Hongying's tone was very calm, as if talking about other people's things.
But in my ears, it was tantamount to Huang Zhong Dalu, and my head was buzzing.
What kind of couple is this, the man wants to kill the woman twenty-four times, but the woman does not give up twenty-four times.
I understand Xu Zhixin's pain, but I really don't agree with him when he passes on his pain to his wife.
Husband and wife are birds of the same forest, even if they fly separately when disaster comes, how can they be so ruthless?
It can be seen that more than half of these scars are fatal, if Hu Hongying is not a demon clan, if it were not for her particularly tenacious vitality, she would probably have died a long time ago.
Hu Hongying laughed miserably: "Do you still want to see it, I also have scars elsewhere!"
A person who has been consistent for hundreds of years, who has been attacked dozens of times but has no regrets, unless she is killed, he really can't be lost!
I sympathize with Hu Hongying's experience, but I really can't get over this hurdle in my heart by letting her be my wife, so I said softly: "Eldest sister, I understand your feelings, but I am really not an immortal demon king!"
"Eldest sister, do you think I'm old?" Hu Hongying suddenly raised her eyebrows.
"This ......" Although it is very rude to say that a woman is old, I still stubbornly said: "You are from the Qing Dynasty, and you are ...... Hundreds of years old, right?"
"You are old and immortal, you are still millions of years old, I don't think you are old, but you dislike me for coming!" Hu Hongying was furious and said: "Do you know what I thought in my heart when I used to be your daughter-in-law and have sex with you? I think I am lying next to a 10,000-year-old corpse, and you are older than my grandfather's grandfather's grandfather!"
10,000-year-old corpse!
This metaphor is too much, the immortal demon king only lives for a long time, but his appearance is always a beautiful man in his twenties and thirties!
I was ruthless, gritted my teeth, and said, "No matter what, you can't be my wife anyway!"
Hu Hongying was even more angry: "You say it again!"
"I'm not your husband, and you're not my wife, but other than that, everything is negotiable, now you understand, right?"
"You ......" Hu Hongying's eyebrows were upside down, pointing at me and trembling: "Have you forgotten your promise to me at the beginning, you said that as long as I am alive, we will always be husband and wife, you ......"
The more Hu Hongying spoke, the more excited she became, and suddenly on the side of her body, the red skirt on her body flew up.
"Boom!" it was like an explosion, and yellow smoke billowed out.