Standing in the middle of New York's Times Square, Star-Lord Quill was in a stirring mood. Under the arrangement of the Illuminati, Quill once again set foot on the soil of the earth, with 50,000 US dollars of Li Jie's personal support.

"Earth~ My hometown, my mother, I'm back again!" Standing in the middle of Times Square, Quill let out a cry from the depths of his heart. He breathed deeply, feeling the air of freedom and democracy on American soil.

And his shout attracted the sideways glances of countless passers-by, but it was just a sideways look. After all, this is New York, this is Times Square, and it's not surprising that there are any strange people.

Look, there were two Stormtroopers assassinating the Sith Emperor just now. Maybe it's just for the promotion of the just-released Star Wars 8.

And this guy in a red leather jacket is another wave of propaganda. But this propaganda is a bit distracting, wearing a leather jacket and not even wearing makeup, reciting the line "Earth~ My hometown, my mother, I'm back again!] to pretend to be an alien?

It's too vegetable, when did Hollywood studios become so distracted?

Star-Lord Quayle, who was used as an extra by a group of passers-by, was not affected by the emotions of others at all. It's rare to go back to Earth, especially to New York, but he wants to take a good look around New York!

Seriously, he was very young when he left Earth, and the place where he lived was a small place. Although I have traveled in the galaxy over the years, I have seen a lot of things. But to Earth, this place is both familiar and alien to Quill.

It was his hometown, yes, but he hadn't really seen what it was really like. So Li Jie deliberately gave Star-Lord a chance to travel at public expense.

$50,000 in the United States for a few days is enough, and you can live a very chic life.

Star-Lord Quayle's journey through the waves begins at a hot dog stand next to Times Square.

"Oh, I haven't seen a hot dog like this, it's bigger than I've ever eaten before. Star-Lord stood in front of the stall with great amusement and looked at the hot dogs sold by the stall owner, and compared the length as he spoke: "I remember that the hot dogs are not all so big?

The stall owner glanced at Star-Lord, then replied in a nasal voice, "I'm selling hot dogs from Frankfurter sausages, the sign says so." Not all sausages are as short as yours. ”

The Frankfurter sausage is 20 centimeters, which is indeed quite a bit longer than the average sausage. But does Star-Lord think the stall owner seems a bit domineering? Does he think I can't afford his sausages? Why do you want to talk to me in a nasal voice?

"Frankfurter sausages are German, and I also sell fried blood sausages and sauerkraut, authentic German dishes. The stall owner continued to speak in a nasal voice: "You just haven't seen any of this." ”

"Hah, who says I haven't seen it?" Star-Lord thought of the happy days and sumptuous food in Pluto's Star Harbor: "I've eaten blood sausage and sauerkraut! It's not German food at all, it's Northeast Chinese cuisine, isn't it? Oh yes, they call it a pig-killing dish. ”

"Fart!" the stall owner looked annoyed that Star-Lord disagreed with him, "The blood sausage and sauerkraut are German!"

"It's Chinese!"

"It's German!"

"It's Chinese!"

The stall owner pointed to Quiel's nose and said, "You're still not an American, you still don't love the country!"

Star-Lord touched his nose, yes, he's American. But does this have anything to do with the fact that the sauerkraut blood sausage is that country? Besides, he has been away from the earth for so many years, and he has always been an internationalist fighter. As for nationality or anything, Star-Lord doesn't care at all. He didn't have time to go to school for long, and he couldn't even memorize the leaders of the United States other than Washington and Lincoln.

And one of Star-Lord Quayle's favorite things is to fight with others, especially on Earth. Earthlings are always very kind, aren't they? Talking to them is not like those aliens who copy the guys at every turn.

Just as Star-Lord and the stall owner were talking and making amusement, the stall owner looked at himself and said that Star-Lord simply came out of the back of the stall, still holding a stainless steel shovel in his hand, and his face was full of anger.

"The sauerkraut blood sausage is German!" a roar was about to pounce. Star-Lord turned and ran.

Oh, isn't the earth very kind? Why do you want to start a fight if you don't agree with each other, when did the earthlings become so violent? After running a few hundred meters, Star-Lord got rid of the stall owner and happened to run to the door of a theater.

On the exterior wall of the theater is a huge poster of "Star Wars: The Last Jedi".

"Wow, is this movie in its eighth installment? Star-Lord thought it was a little incredible, because he watched the old Star Wars trilogy from the seventies as a kid and watched the new trilogy in Pluto's harbor. Later, I watched The Force Awakening and Rogue One.

As a result, now there is "The Last Jedi", originally Star-Lord liked the Star Wars series very much, after all, childhood memories. But after watching eight Star Wars movies in a row, Star-Lord was already aesthetically fatigued.

Especially the latest two parts of The Force Awakening and Rogue One, Rogue One is not mentioned, what is the Force Awakening filming? But as a childhood feeling, Star-Lord couldn't help but impulsively pay for tickets to see it.

At the end of the two-and-a-half-hour movie, Quill walked out of the theater with a scolding: "I'm TXD, and I won't spend money to pay for my childhood feelings in the future." What is this filming! This movie can't be sent to the Nova Army!"

Just as Quill was walking and scolding, a group of Star Wars fans wearing Star Wars COS uniforms happened to hear it. A man dressed as the Sith the Great pointed at Quill and shouted, "Wait, what did you just say?" ”

"Can't you say anything about the?" Quill snapped back.

"Shut up, do you want to ruin the Star Wars franchise, ruin the childhood feelings of countless people, and destroy the foundation of American cinema?"

"Hah?!Things that cheat money under the guise of childhood feelings, if they are ruined, they will be ruined. Completely destroy and make new ones to make it better. "Quill doesn't care what these people think, I'm an internationalist fighter!

"Shut up, I think you're trying to destroy America!" the Sith the Great waved his hand, and several of the Stormtroopers who had come with him began to charge towards Star-Lord Quell.

Damn, are all the people on earth so violent now? Just say a few words casually, and you're going to go online. Quill turned and ran, not for fear of not being able to beat them, but for fear of accidentally killing these vulnerable compatriots. This is the truth, as a guy who has been in various danger zones in the interstellar world all year round, Star-Lord's combat power is not comparable to these ordinary people.

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"Aha!" Star-Lord exclaimed, standing on one of the high-rise buildings in New York City with his hands on his hips, "New York is horrible." The people here are not friendly at all, so let's go to the countryside. Oh yes, and I'm going to meet Sam and talk to him about joining the Nova Legion. ”

"By the way, he lives in Arizona? I wonder if he will pass by Las Vegas?" Star-Lord Quill had heard of Las Vegas when he was a child, but had never seen one. This time, I really want to see it, even if I don't pass by, Quill can let myself pass by.

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