Li Chengfeng tidied up the room. Then he put on his coat and shoes and prepared to go out, and quickly closed the door the moment he opened it. Then he quickly came to the mirror. Well. Still so handsome. Don't you all look at your handsome face before you go out. I always feel sorry for the world. The board can be so handsome. I feel that this hairstyle is designed for this handsome guy?

The reason why Li Chengfeng cares so much about these hairstyles. This is because last week the school conducted a school spirit and discipline inspection. The girl won't mention it for now. However, boys are not allowed to dye their hair long. You can't wear fancy clothes, you can't wear jewelry, and you can't keep your head bald. Li Chengfeng's hair was originally on the long side. As a result, he was called a hard lesson. The iron mouth was ruthless and Xu Dali, and the director of Xu Da called Li Chengfeng to his side. "Li Chengfeng, right, do you see that your hair is so long, it looks like a man or a woman, and you still look like a student?

In this school, the dean of students is notoriously difficult to speak. The iron mouth is ruthless, Xu Dali, and the cold-faced judge Wu Sanduo.

Facing one of them, Xu Dali, Li Chengfeng didn't even have the slightest idea of resisting. As soon as I got out of school, I ran out and cut a board!

"Ben is leaving. Please take care of your own women, little daughters-in-law and big daughters, in case you are fascinated by this handsome guy, this handsome brother will not be responsible. ”

Open the door and turn left. A minute later. Li Chengfeng came to his destination. Tian Pang and Li Chengfeng live very close.

Both of them rented a house near the school. Originally, Li Chengfeng planned to live in the dormitory of the school. After all, the conditions in his home are not very good. But Tian Pang dragged him out to rent a house together, and at first Tian Pang planned to let Li Chengfeng live in his rental house without him paying rent. But Li Chengfeng was really unwilling, so Li Chengfeng rented a house by himself when Tian Pang subsidized half of the house fee.

Tian Fat's family background and Li Chengfeng's family background are diametrically opposed. Tian Fat's family has two supermarkets and a factory. The usual cost of living is more than five times the mileage. Tian Pang often said that he blamed my father for being too rich, which caused me to eat so fat.

When Li Chengfeng heard Tian Fat's words for the first time, the whole person was Spartan, this is more than I pretend, I can't take it!

"Bumper bumper bumper!"

Looking at the slightly old door in front of me. Li Chengfeng knocked on the door a few times without hesitation and shouted.

"Little chubby dun, little chubby dun, open the door quickly, I'm here. ”

"Coming, coming, calling the soul you. ”

Suddenly, a slightly thick and very young voice sounded in the room.

With a click, the door opened from the inside.

One is about 1.85 meters tall. The one that weighs at least 200 pounds or more. A sturdy figure came into view. made Li Chengfeng, who was one meter eight tall and weighed more than one hundred and twenty pounds, his body was like a thin bamboo pole in front of him.

"I said that you are too much, little fat dun, every time you have to knock on the door of this handsome guy, you can't open the door to welcome the arrival of this handsome guy. ”

"Oh, narcissist, you're getting more and more hypocritical, and, how many times have you said it, don't call me chubby anymore. You see I'm so much taller than you, you little turnip. ”

"Hehe, Chubby Dun. This handsome guy has been called for so many years, how can you say that you can change it, resolutely don't change, who let this handsome guy see you back then, you are so fat and so tall, not a little chubby, what?"

"! How faceless do I have to scream at you, a little chubby, and several people are calling along with you. This makes me even more shameless. ”

"Aren't those guys already being beaten by you and don't dare to call you chubby anymore?"

"Look at the way they were beaten by me, are you afraid?"

"This handsome guy will be afraid of you, I'm afraid of your hammer, and you can't beat me. ”

"Hehe, it's inflated! Narcissist! Who gave you the courage today, is it Liang Jingru?"

After Tian Pang finished speaking, he raised his fist and looked at Li Chengfeng with a malicious expression.

"Just your fist, hehe, if you're not afraid of this handsome guy lying on the ground, you can come. ”

"Okay, I admire your shameless appearance. ”

After speaking, Tian Pang turned around and walked out of the room.

"Eh, I said that you can't tidy up your room, little chubby, every time this handsome guy comes over, it's like entering a pig's nest. ”

"Tidy up, no one comes, just get used to it!"

"Hey, look at what you're talking about, isn't this handsome guy human?"

Li Chengfeng was not angry!

"You?

Xian Fat first stared at it seriously. Li Chengfeng's face. And then said affirmatively.

"Alas, Tian Fat, you're too much, let's go, go to dinner, you're hungry"

"Are we going to eat ramen or do we go with a topping?" or do we have a knife cut of noodles?"

"Hey, hey, hey, little chubby! Why can't you eat anything other than noodles these days?"

Li Chengfeng's face was full of helplessness, because he had been eating noodles for several days in a row. Noodles are pretty good to eat once in a while. If you eat it every day, it will feel normal. But if you eat it all at once, it will be too helpless.

"I don't know why? ”

Tian Pang argued stubbornly.

"What about the liars? Is it that the food expenses given to you at home have become less! Order the lightest noodles every day. Eat with gritted teeth, and there will be so much left every time. ”

Li Chengfeng retorted disdainfully.

Tian Pang looked at Li Chengfeng like that and continued to make it up, I looked like I was very deceitful.

"Hey!!"

He sighed heavily. Then he sat on the self-purchased Simmons.

"What's wrong? Irritated? It's not like you, Chubby Daddy. It's okay, this handsome guy still has some money, and he can take you to a good meal. How about the chicken in the pot?

"Quack, your sister!

"Narcissist, I ask you if we are brothers?"

"What else do you need to say?"

"It's brothers, shouldn't we be blessed and share hardships?"

"It seems to be wanted. ”

Li Chengfeng felt a little weird, what's wrong with this guy today?

"I'm going to lose weight, so you can go with me to eat noodles? So I can eat less, and I should be able to lose weight." ”

Tian Pang said with a resolute face.

"! Tian Fat, what are you stimulated by, right? Wouldn't it be because I called you Chubby, so you want to lose weight, right? I asked you to tidy up the room, but I didn't see any effect!"

Li Chengfeng looked at him with a surprised expression.

"Well, I'll be honest. I like Chen Lu, you know, right?"

"How can this handsome guy know, I don't know. ”

"! Didn't I tell you that time?"

"And you still ask?"

Li Chengfeng immediately rolled his eyes.

"Okay, okay, I'm convinced of you. ”

"You just talk about the process and the result. ”

"Don't I need to get emotional?"

"Okay, you don't have to brew, did you secretly confess to others behind this handsome guy's back, but people thought you were fat and unwilling, so you were inspired to lose weight!"

“…… How do you know? She told you?"

Tian Fat's face was full of surprise.

"Tell this handsome guy? Are you funny? Why did she tell this kind of thing? This handsome guy is not her person, and we don't know each other at all!"

Li Chengfeng had a ghostly expression on his face.

"And how do you know so clearly?"

Tian Pang was even more surprised.

"As soon as you pout your ass, this handsome guy knows what shit you're going to shit?"

Li Chengfeng looked proud.

"I don't care, you have to eat noodles with me anyway, and most of the reasons are to blame you. ”

Tian Pang said with hatred on his face.

"Little Chubby Dun, what do you mean? What do people have to do with this handsome guy rejecting you?"

Li Chengfeng's face was full of signals that you were slandering me, and I would call the police.

"I'll tell you, I really didn't lie to you narcissist, she said she likes you like this!"

Tian Pang said with a sad and angry face.

"Ahem, ahem, impossible, impossible!"

"What can't be?" he told me personally. ”

"Ben said it's impossible for the two of you. Li Chengfeng stared at Tian Pang with eyes like an idiot and said.

"Fuck! Fuck! Your sister, are you really getting along with her? You're so unauthentic! A friend's wife can't be bullied, you know I like her! I, I, I want to duel with you!"

"Do you think you're going to break up with this handsome guy? It seems that she is another little girl who bows down to this handsome guy's unparalleled appearance! I have to say that Chen Lu is still quite discerning!"

"! Narcissist! You're still not human? I'm out of love, and you're still hitting me?"

"Falling out of love? People have never been in love with you, how can you say that you are out of love? And do you think that if you lose weight, you will be able to be with her? It's so naïve for you, you have to look here, yes, it's this handsome face! The biggest difference between you and this handsome guy is not your weight, but here! So I advise you not to eat noodles! Since you have suffered yourself and have not achieved your goal, it is better to have a hearty and chic meal. ”

"Narcissist, I find that you are getting more and more underwhelmed, no, I have to beat you up today!"

"Ahh

"Kick and crack!"

"Oops!"

"Little chubby, you actually came to really. ”

"Haha! I know I'm afraid, let me tell you, this is only the first two styles of my grappler, if I use all the eighteen styles, you won't be able to get out of bed tomorrow!"

", trough, animal, tell you, if you weren't afraid that you wouldn't be able to control your strength and kick over, you might have been lying on the ground. Fortunately, this handsome guy is now a board inch, if you mess up your hairstyle, you can't say it well, you will already be in the west!"

"Okay, let's get down to business! Do me a favor, help me chase Chen Lin in, and I'll treat you to a week's dinner after the deed!How about it?"

Li Chengfeng, who was rubbing his head with one hand and his chest with the other, immediately rolled his eyes when he heard it.

"No, it's not like you don't know the charm of this handsome guy. Now that she is so far away from her, she is attracted by the charm of this handsome guy, if you are close to her, you must not post it yourself, and you will not cry to death at that time!"

“……”

Tian Pang was speechless at first, and then his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Then you chase her first, and then dump her, and let her know that you little white faces are scumbags!

After Tian Pang finished speaking, the whole person turned radiant!

“…… You are such a scumbag!"