Chapter 46: A picture at the beginning
"You... I hate it, I didn't have the heart to use me to jump into the river to broadcast live, I hate it, you are all stinky men!"
"Haha, men don't stink, women don't love, only a pseudo-mother will be a fragrant man, girl, you hurry up, maybe there are crocodiles below!"
Zhang Liang said with a smile, and then slowly approached the girl.
This will, his purpose is clear, no matter what means he uses, he will stop the girl.
Then slowly and slowly stabilize the other person's emotions.
Originally, 50,000 yuan is nothing.
"This is the Daliang River, how can there be crocodiles? Crocodiles are all in the swamp. The girl said.
Well, the crocodile is inside the swamp.
Just now, Zhang Liang just wanted to save people, but when he said this, others didn't believe it, and he had to believe it.
The crocodile in the swamp is the swamp crocodile, and the one in the Daliang River is called the Daliang crocodile, and the two varieties don't understand it. Zhang Liang explained to the girl seriously.
At this time, the girl turned her body slightly to look at Zhang Liang.
At this time, the girl was a little sad in her weakness, and her ruddy little face had a lot of dirt on it.
Gee.
It's not surprising that I almost got hit by a car just now.
Looking at the girl's eyes, which were stained with a lot of tears, such a girl made people feel distressed at a glance.
Pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, this is really Zhang Liang's strength.
"Have you ever seen a crocodile?
"Beauty, you see that you are a foreigner, right? There are a lot of swamps and wetlands in the upper reaches of Daliang, this summer, there are a lot of little crocodiles coming out of the swamps and wetlands to play, and then swimming in the Daliang River or something, oops, you see a little crocodile just looked up below, my obedient one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, full of teeth, looking so beautiful!" Zhang Liang pointed to the river and said.
After speaking, he looked at the girl.
The girl looked at Zhang Liang and was already a little frightened.
Originally, jumping into the river jumped into the river, and there were crocodiles in it, my good man.
Scared to death the baby, the girl touched her chest and said.
But... After calming down for a few seconds, the girl suddenly looked at Zhang Liang with a sense of realization, she was about to jump into the river.
As soon as this light came, the rhythm was completely deviated.
"What about crocodiles, I'm going to jump!" said the girl, with some tears.
"Uh, there are crocodiles, there are nothing, you just think, it's okay if you drown directly when you jump, if you don't drown, I just met a crocodile mother with a group of baby crocodiles out to swim, what do you say?"
"What will happen?"
Two outcomes.
First, you jumped into the river and drowned and hit the mother crocodile by the way, and then a mother who taught a baby crocodile to swim was stoned to death by you, and a group of little crocodiles who lost their mothers were drowned before they could learn to swim.
Second, you jump down, and the mother crocodile happens to show you how to hunt the baby crocodile.
When the time comes, one will tear in your face for half a day.
Ha ha.
Your little face is probably going to be blue and purple.
As for your body.
Well, I think it's hard to have a whole corpse.
Of course, you're dedicated.
After all, now that the number of crocodiles in China is very small, you are completely saving an endangered animal.
Moreover, if the crocodiles hunt faster, you won't feel any pain at all, so you can be sure that you don't want to.
However, the little crocodiles are not good at predation skills, and it is estimated that they can only learn slowly, and the speed of predation should not go up at that time, and it hurts.
At best, it will hurt you to death.
Zhang Liang looked at the other party and said with a smile.
"Beauty, you jump quickly!" Many viewers in my live broadcast room are watching you dance.
Don't let them down me, hehehe!
Zhang Liang grinned.
At this time, the girl who was about to jump into the river directly made Zhang Liang laugh.
"I hate it, if someone gives a tip in your live broadcast room, you have to send me a red envelope. ”
"No problem, if you die, I'll burn you some more paper money!"
"You... You... You are so annoying!" the girl looked at Zhang Liang viciously, and she had already scolded in her heart.
How can there be such a man in this world?
If someone else wants to jump into the river, can't he carry forward his gentlemanly demeanor and pull himself, and then come to a hero to save the beauty?
He actually added fuel and vinegar here.
Hmph, I'm not going to jump.
"I don't jump, I don't jump, watch how your live broadcast goes. The girl said with some tears and laughter.
"Uh, what do you think of my live broadcast angle? Just now, the audience said okay, when you jump down, maybe you can stir up a small wave, and when the time comes, I'm taking a screenshot, maybe I can sell it for a good price!" Zhang Liang said with a smile.
"You... Hate, do you have a cigarette?" the girl said as she looked at Zhang Liang.
"Yes, hehe, come to the beauty order, the girl is more beautiful when she smokes, maybe the fans in my live broadcast room will be happy in a while!" Zhang Liang said and took out a coquettish and handed it to the girl.
The girl lit it, took a sharp puff, and spat a puff of smoke into the air.
Hehe.
The girl sneered, she didn't care if anyone was watching her in Zhang Liang's video live broadcast room.
She looked up at the blue sky and white clouds, and suddenly felt that the world was still very beautiful.
But...
Mei Mei has nothing to do with herself, because she has decided to jump off after smoking this cigarette.
It would be better if there were crocodiles, maybe they could really give a chance to teach the baby crocodile to the mother crocodile as Zhang Liang said, anyway, they are all protected animals, and they can be regarded as their own contributions at that time.
"Beauty, are you ready to jump? If you don't jump, my phone will run out of battery @"
"What's the hell of a panic? You can't wait for me to finish this cigarette and say, this world is still very beautiful!"
"Well, then you look slowly, hey, hey, hey, beauty, you're going to die, why are you still holding a stack of papers in your hand, or you give me that stack of papers, I'll fold the plane!"
"I hate it, this is a novel I wrote, and you actually want to take it to fold paper airplanes?"
"Hey, forget it," the girl shook her head, anyway, she was ready to jump into the river, and it was useless to ask for these novels, it was better to really fold paper airplanes for others, and then there would be an edutainment.
After speaking, the girl handed Zhang Liang the paper with the novel written on it.
Zhang Liang took it and looked at it.
Pseudonym: I only eat watermelon.
Gee.
Such a pen name is a street name at first glance.
Don't ask Zhang Liang how he knows.
What do you think those Internet gods are called?
Silkworm land、I eat tomatoes。
This girl is good, she actually took a pen name that I only eat watermelon, girl, even if you take a pen name that I love to eat watermelon.
After commenting on the girl's pen name, Zhang Liang opened the girl's novel and looked at it.
Once upon a time there was a mountain .... There is a temple in the mountain @.
Uh, girl, are you sure you're writing a novel, not a joke?
There is a picture at the beginning, and the content is all edited.