The next morning, I woke up groggily, and when I opened my eyes, I found myself lying in a strange room, and I turned around to get up, but I was shocked that I was naked, lying on the bed with only a pair of trousers, and I couldn't find my own clothes everywhere.

I carefully recalled what happened last night, I got drunk last night when I drank with Lin Yan at KTV, it stands to reason that Lin Yan's alcohol consumption is not as good as mine, the first time I drank with her at home, she didn't drink much and got drunk like that.

Why was it that I was the first to get drunk last night? And they took advantage of me to get drunk and stripped me naked? Damn, what is the situation? I can't figure it out, could it be that they have been drugged? Could it be that this Lin Yan and Wen Yuxia are really the legendary lonely rich women who have a penchant for playing with little white faces?

I can't help but fantasize about a scene in a certain island country film, in the middle of the night, two peerless beauties tricked a man into a hotel, and after stunting him with medicine, the two took off his clothes, and then... I get a little excited when I think about it.

But on second thought, I shook my head, there could be no such thing.

I vaguely feel that nothing seemed to have happened when they helped me to the bed last night, and besides, I am very self-aware of my appearance, except for being tall and strong, my appearance is really ordinary. Peerless beauties like Lin Yan and Wen Yuxia would never fall in love with a poor sling like me.

I glanced at my phone, and luckily it was still on the bedside table. picked up his mobile phone and dialed Lin Yan's number, and the phone went through with a few beeps.

"Sister Yan, where are you, I can't find my clothes!" I said.

"Wait a minute, we'll be here soon!" Lin Yan and Wen Yuxia laughed when they heard the other end of the phone.

After a while, there was a knock on the door.

I had no clothes, so I walked over to open the door with a bath towel.

Opening the door, Lin Yan and Wen Yuxia walked in, holding my clothes in their hands.

"I was drunk last night, what happened next, how did you strip me naked?" I said, blushing.

"You're embarrassed to say that your whole body is dirty when you're drunk and vomiting, who wants to take off your stinky clothes!" Lin Yan said with some anger.

"If it weren't for your good performance yesterday, we wouldn't be willing to take off that dirty clothes for you, disgusting to death, and I have to wash you!" Wen Yuxia continued.

Wen Yuxia said and threw her clothes on my bed.

So that's what happened, I picked up my clothes and walked to the bathroom to put them on.

"Sister Yan, I really don't understand something, obviously your alcohol consumption is far worse than mine, why didn't you get drunk last night, but I was so drunk?" I asked as I walked out of the bathroom and was confused.

"Hahaha...."Wen Yuxia's waist bent when she smiled.

"She has a bad amount of alcohol, you Sister Yan, she is a well-known person: A thousand cups do not pour the little fairy, I have known her for more than ten years, and I have never seen her drunk" Wen Yuxia's tears of laughter were about to come out.

"How could she get drunk and unconscious when I drank with her for the first time?" I still didn't believe it.

"What do you say? I can't figure it out with such a simple reason!" Wen Yuxia glanced at me.

"Could it be... Did she pretend on purpose?" I suddenly came to my senses.

I think of the scene that night, she only drank five shallow glasses, and compared to the wine she drank last night, it was a small thing! Damn, pretending to be drunk, lying on the sofa and teasing me, fortunately I was a humble gentleman.

"What a woman is as deep as the sea!" I couldn't help but sigh.

"It's as deep as the sea, it's better than you fool!" Lin Yan looked at me with some disdain.

"I... What's wrong?" I remember that Lin Yan scolded me for the first time, and she actually called me stupid.

"Don't you be stupid, you would find a girlfriend like this? Not stupid, would you still have the kind of thing that happened after catching rape last night, getting drunk and holding my hand and shouting Chen Li?" Lin Yan scolded.

I really don't know about being drunk last night and pulling Lin Yan to call Chen Li, it's really a little ashamed to think about it, I really feel a little blind to find such a girlfriend.

"If it weren't for the pitiful way you looked last night, I wouldn't have been willing to take off that stinky clothes for you and let you lie on the floor all night!" Lin Yan said with some hatred.

"Hahaha.. Someone was drunk and took Lin Yan's hand and shouted while crying, Chen Li's appearance is indeed pitiful and cute!" Wen Yuxia laughed so much that tears came out.

"I really don't know that, I'm sorry, thank you two!" I blushed, and the beautiful picture of two women and one man that I had just imagined lying on the bed was swept away.

"Okay, let's go out for lunch, go back early after lunch, I have business to do in the afternoon!" Wen Yuxia said.

"Zhang Chu, this bastard, finally agreed to the divorce, this thing went so smoothly, I still thank you very much!" Wen Yuxia shook my hand.

"This is my card, it has my phone number on it, you can find me if anything!" Ms. Wen said.

I took her card and put it in my pocket without looking at it in front of her. A few kind words were spoken to her.

To be honest, last night it was not a big deal, but it was not a small matter. And she also paid me to do this, so I don't have to be so polite. I just didn't expect my ex-girlfriend to be there.

After the three of them went to the hotel for lunch, they went to the lobby to check out.

"I still have something to do, and we won't be on the way, so I'll go first!" Wen Yuxia said and beckoned to us.

"Alright, let's go right away!" Lin Yan said.

The three of us walked out of the hotel, only to see Wen Yuxia driving a very stylish sports car out of the parking lot, at first glance it was the kind of expensive luxury car, which I have rarely seen in poor slings.

Lin Yan and I saw that she had gone out, and also got in the car to leave.

On the way home, I was still the driver, Lin Yan didn't sleep this time, and chatted with me all the way.

I thought I hadn't figured out one thing yet, so I asked her, "Sister Yan, how do you know that Zhang Chu will definitely go to Yanhu Hotel last night?"

"Actually, I don't know, this is what Wen Yuxia told me. She asked me if I had anyone reliable to help with, and I remembered you. Wen Yuxia said.

"Then why do you think I'm so reliable?" I said.

"Actually, it just depends on your age and our age, your appearance looks a little pleasing to the eye, and besides, you are stronger and can deal with Zhang Chu. You must not think that I can make a fool of myself by going to stay with you for a few days. Lin Yan chuckled.

"Is Sister Xia really older than me?" I asked.

"I'm three days older than you, she's ten days older than me, how much bigger is she?"

"This question is so difficult that our teachers have never taught it. I said.

"Why did Sister Xia and Zhang Chu get divorced?" As soon as this question came out, I knew that I was a little stupid.

"This question is so difficult that our teachers have never taught it. ”

"Haha..."

I don't want to ask too many other questions, since I learned about Lin Yan pretending to be drunk today, I know that this woman's heart is like the sea and unpredictable. She always has a smile on her face and a calm look. It's easy to get along with her, but you have to tighten a string when it's easy.

The car arrived home quickly, I parked the car in the back yard, Lin Yan asked me to get out of the car first, she said to wash the car.

I got out of the car first, went upstairs, sat in the living room and remembered what happened yesterday, I was a little annoyed, and I watched TV for a few hours, but I couldn't calm down. I just went downstairs and went to the nearby supermarket to buy some vegetables and prepare to make dinner.

After buying vegetables and going upstairs, I found that Lin Yan hadn't come back yet, so I made a cup of tea in the living room and sat for a while, and sent Lin Yan a WeChat message, "Do you want to go home for dinner tonight?"

"I'll go home for dinner, I'll go home right away," Lin Yan immediately replied to the message.

So, I started washing rice, washing vegetables, cutting vegetables and cooking. This work is difficult for a bitter child like me, who came from a peasant family, and has learned to stir-fry and cook since he was a child.

When I heard Lin Yan walk into the living room, I had just finished frying the last dish.

"Wow! What a good man at home, out of the hall into the kitchen, the best among men! I'll give you a big thumbs up!" Lin Yan gave me a thumbs up.

"Hehe, a piece of cake, you underestimate me too much, you will slowly find more and more advantages in me. I said cheekily.

I flattered Lin Yan with a bowl of rice and put chopsticks on it.

"Well, it feels good, a bit of the treatment of the Queen Mother. Lin Yan picked up the chopsticks and looked moved.

The two of us sat down to eat, and just halfway through the meal, I suddenly heard the mobile phone ringing in the living room, I put down the chopsticks and walked over to pick up the phone.

The call came from my high school classmate Zhang Jingyan, I was a little strange, this Zhang Jingyan is Chen Li's best friend, I haven't been in touch for a long time, why are you calling me at this time.

I got on the phone: "Hey...."

As soon as I heard what Zhang Jingyan said, it was like hearing a thunderbolt from the sky, and I sat on the sofa speechless for a long time!