Pencils, were eliminated. Eraser, no longer needed. Pencil sharpener, reference pencil.

The school did not issue the admission ticket, and the police station did not issue the ID card.

The pen must be a black gel pen, take two......

Correction fluid, would a calligrapher like me use such a coercive thing?

Well...... The pocket is ready, and the calligrapher must also ensure that the surface of the scroll is clean......

Elementary school students really don't need any equipment for their final exams. Lin Miao stuffed the correction fluid into his pocket, inserted two pens into the inner pocket of his coat, and at half past eight in the morning, he didn't even carry his schoolbag, so he went out easily.

At this point, there is no breakfast in the cafeteria on the street.

Lin Miao went straight to school after leaving the house, and bought a dick silk version of egg cake without oil bars in front of an old aunt's small cart halfway, and ate all the way to the pastry bakery next to the school, stuffed the last bit of cake into his mouth in three or two bites, and bought a bottle of short and handsome rich glass of fresh milk, always maintaining a state of holding something in his hand and biting something in his mouth.

Eating a small amount of starch and protein before the exam, plus a lot of water and sugar, not only helps to provide immediate nutrients to the brain, but also does not over-concentrate energy in the stomach.

Lin Miao held a straw in her mouth and followed a group of children into the school gate with her head held high.

Looking around, Lin Miao was secretly scared in her heart-

Scum, all scum, who is my opponent in this school?

Well...... I'm a graduate of graduate school, and I really have to be embarrassed to compete with a group of elementary school students......

Anyway, who knows now that I've graduated from graduate school?

The widow is now a primary school student, and the widow is seeking truth from facts, and everything is based on reality......

Lin Miao took 2 seconds to complete the psychological construction for herself, and after the construction was completed, the level of Deser went up to a new level.

The shameless BGM sounded in my mind: "How invincible is, how lonely, how invincible is, how empty......"

Just as he was about to sing, a white hand with a fragrant breeze suddenly pressed on his head from behind, Xia Xiaolin rubbed Lin Miao's hair and asked loudly: "Lin Miao, are you nervous about the exam?"

Lin Miao drank milk, turned her head to look at Xia Xiaolin, who was smiling, and said arrogantly: "Teacher, it seems that you should not have studied well when you were a child, and you actually asked such nonsense." ”

Xia Xiaolin directly reached over and pinched Lin Miao's cheek: "You are dead, I will invigilate your class today." ”

Lin Miao was pinched by Xia Xiaolin and said leaky: "That'...... Slide...... How's ......"

Xia Xiaolin thought about it and found that she really couldn't do anything to Lin Miao, so she could only let go of his cheeks depressedly, and instead took Lin Miao's hand, and the two walked to the classroom together, saying at the same time: "Don't let me find out what you did wrong, otherwise I will laugh at you to death!"

Lin Miao sucked and sucked her milk, not afraid of death, and said: "Teacher Xia, as a graduate of an art school teaching music, are you sure you really know what the correct answer to our paper is? Don't underestimate the primary school exam, even if it is the Chinese exam of the fifth grade of primary school, the answer to the reading question is almost in the scope of metaphysics......

"Metaphysical ......" Xia Xiaolin listened to what Lin Miao said, and at first wanted to pinch him, but when she heard it, she couldn't hold back her laughter.

The two of them slowly walked to the teaching building and went up to the third floor, Lin Miao put the milk bottle on the windowsill, and found that there were a lot more milk bottles today than usual, and it seemed that they were all holding some strange psychology, and they had to engage in some superstitious rituals before the exam.

Lin Miao smiled and saw through Hongchen's appearance: "Xuan doesn't save the wrong, Krypton doesn't change his life, the primary school exam is not English level 4 or 6, there are few multiple-choice questions, and there are no objective conditions to pass the test by relying on your face, what is the point of you deceiving yourself so much?"

After saying that, he turned the head of the straw inserted in his bottle to the open area and bowed three times to the sky.

Xia Xiaolin was confused when she heard this, and asked shamelessly, "Lin Miao, what do the two idioms you just said mean?"

Lin Miao said: "That's not an idiom, it's just a collective refinement of life insights by the majority of working people in the process of wasting their hard-earned money every day but not getting it back, it's hard to explain to you now, but your children will definitely understand it in the future." ”

"What! The teacher is not married yet!" Xia Xiaolin looked shy.

Lin Miao glanced up at her and said lightly, "It seems that you have been in love recently, right?"

Xia Xiaolin's face was full of sweetness, and she whispered: "Don't talk nonsense to people everywhere......"

Lin Miao nodded, and silently decided to promote this matter with her classmates in the morning, noon and evening from the beginning of the next semester.

When I walked into the classroom, the room was almost full.

Originally, there should be one person and one table for the final exam like this, but in today's school-wide exam, there are not enough desks and chairs in the school, so how to sit in the usual exams is still the same today.

Lin Miao walked up to Peng Fangfang and sat down, Peng Fangfang smiled and joked: "Doll, let me see it when I take the exam?"

Lin Miao smiled: "Okay, you are free." ”

Peng Fangfang immediately had a seizure of self-esteem as a pseudo-academic bully, explaining: "I'm joking! I won't read your answer!"

Lin Miao continued to smile: "Okay, just be happy." ”

As he spoke, he took out all the equipment he had brought and gently placed it on the table.

Peng Fangfang was speechless: "Doll, you are not good to me at all......"

Lin Miao turned her head to glance at Peng Fangfang and said with a smile: "Girl, it seems that you have already felt the malice from this world. But it doesn't matter, you'll definitely feel more in the future, and slowly you'll get used to it. ”

Peng Fangfang rolled her eyes to the sky.

At this time, the last two students hurried into the classroom, and within a few minutes, the exam bell rang.

The teacher who sent the exam paper was late and hurriedly sent the paper down, Xia Xiaolin stood in front of the podium and pretended to be serious: "There are two classes in the exam time, and now the students who get the papers can start writing." ”

Lin Miao sat in the first row, got the roll, passed it back, lowered his head again, and put away his joke thoughts.

By the time the roll reached the last person, the classroom quickly fell silent.

Xia Xiaolin was idle, so she walked behind Lin Miao and stopped to look.

After taking a closer look, I saw that Lin Miao actually skipped the topic in front of her directly, and came up to chew the composition first.

The final paper is written by the school teacher himself, and the essay questions are also closely related to school life, and the essay questions for the fifth grade are as follows: travel can increase people's knowledge and broaden their horizons. This semester, our school organized students to go to Jiangxinyu in autumn, and Jiangxinyu in autumn has its unique charm. Students are invited to write an autumn travel account based on this autumn travel experience, or write their own travel experience and experience on the topic of other trips. The number of words is 500 words, and the style is not limited.

Write a travelogue......

Xia Xiaolin looked at Lin Miao holding the pen in a daze for two minutes, and was about to say Look at your arrogance, this time you are stuck, right?

Unexpectedly, before this idea was settled, Lin Miao suddenly started, and the next pen was eight words-

"The time is September, and the order belongs to the three autumn ......"

Xia Xiaolin's eyelids jumped, she turned around decisively and left, and couldn't help muttering: "You're so educated, you're still in elementary school, jump to junior high school early......"