Chapter 163: Punishing the Three Pigs
The gate was open, and even if the people outside were standing ten meters away, they could see it clearly.
Director Huang and Dr. Cao left, while Miao Qianqian took great pains to put me in the middle of the house, mysteriously circled me three times, and then imitated the movements of the film and television drama, and suddenly put her two hands on my vest and shook violently.
I couldn't laugh or cry, and whispered, "The play is a bit too much, can they believe it?"
"If it's human, of course no one believes it. But they are all demon clans, so they have to believe it!" Miao Qianqian was proud, and secretly pinched me with her fingers.
Indeed, when those people outside saw Miao Qianqian's action, their expressions became serious.
They began to whisper, some pointing, discussing the magic of the Persian cat people's secret methods.
"You can look a little more energetic!" Three minutes later, Miao Qianqian whispered: "I can barely stand up, but I can't stand steadily, and I need support!"
I smiled bitterly in my heart and silently opened the valve of physical movement.
With a shake of my body, I pretended to want to stand up, but because my legs and feet were weak, I slipped to one side again.
Miao Qianqian hurriedly supported me, pretending to be happy, and said, "It's successful, I've succeeded! Xiaobai, how do you feel?"
I said helplessly: "What do I feel, don't you know, all this is to echo your acting!"
"You said they were too noisy and dizzy to look at, didn't you?" Miao Qianqian deliberately asked me loudly, then stood up and yelled at the onlookers of the Monster Management Bureau: "Can you disperse, Xiaobai needs to be clean now, don't always be here chattering and pointing!"
Only then did the people disperse, and in the blink of an eye, they blended into the crowd of tourists, and they could no longer tell who was a demon and who was a human.
Only Niu Zhan was still standing in place, and asked with some hesitation: "Team Leader Miao, since Bai Xiaojiang has rescued him, is Li Chuang's punishment ......?"
The punishment of the three of them was set according to the standard that I had died, but now that I am alive, I should indeed reformulate the standard of punishment.
"Niu Struggle, can't you come back to ask this question later, do you want Xiaobai to die?" Miao Qianqian roared.
"Yes, yes, I was really in a hurry!" Niu Zhan hurriedly apologized, bowed deeply at me, and said, "Mr. Bai Xiaojiang, I'm really sorry, my three unsuccessful subordinates ...... you"
"Get out!" Miao Qianqian pretended to be even more angry, and picked up a shovel casually.
Niu Struggle didn't dare to stay any longer, and hurriedly ran wildly, shouting at the same time: "You take care of your injuries, if you need to mention anything, I will definitely do it!"
"It's finally clean!" Miao Qianqian said triumphantly: "You lie on the chair and bed for two days, and after two days, you can be supported to walk around, you can walk in four days, you can run and jump in five days, and you will be completely recovered in six or seven days." Don't worry, you are a demon clan, your body recovers quickly, and you won't attract the attention of others!"
A fatal wound can be recovered within six or seven days, and the demon clan is indeed stronger than humans.
In order to make me lie down more comfortably, Miao Qianqian asked Hou Yimin to go to the office building and moved a recliner over.
I was lying on the recliner, and Miao Qianqian was gently swaying in the back, and she really looked leisurely.
However, this state only lasted for more than an hour, and I couldn't stand it anymore.
I was so uncomfortable that I had to lie on a chair and couldn't go anywhere, even though my limbs were healthy.
At this moment, I heard a cheer from outside, so I asked, "Is there another tourist over there at the deer house?"
Dorjee had been listening to instructions at the door, and hurriedly smiled: "Isn't it, these three pig demons are indeed likable, and they can make different actions for each guest." Just this morning, it is estimated that hundreds of dollars have been sold for food. ”
Lao Tzu was lying here, but they were happy and free, thinking that it was actually because of me that I was attacked last night, I was angry in my heart, and asked, "Qianqian, I ...... Can I go to the deer barn?"
"Of course, you should try to show up in front of outsiders to save them from being suspicious. Miao Qianqian's eyes rolled and she smiled: "You don't want to see the three pigs, do you want to take revenge on them?"
I pointed to the gauze on my body and asked, "Do you think I can act as if nothing happened?"
"Hehe, that's right, I also have this intention!" Miao Qianqian immediately instructed Duoji and Hou Yimin to carry the chaise longue to the deer house.
At this moment, more than 20 people gathered around the deer house, one by one stretched their necks, happily watching.
Lao Chen, who was in charge of selling feeding food, saw Miao Qianqian coming over, and said with a smile: "Section Chief Miao, today is another bumper harvest, and more than 300 yuan have been sold." Hehe, these three pigs really don't know who trained them, they're so smart, they're smarter than monkeys!"
"You go to the macaque house to sell things, it's not allowed to sell here!" Miao Qianqian pointed to me on the recliner and said, "This is the owner of the three pigs, and he is now forbidden to feed food." ”
"Ah, it's not for sale?" Lao Chen wanted to argue a few words, but when he saw that I was covered with bandages, he was worried about getting into trouble, so he pouted and went to the macaque hall to sell and feed food.
Because there was no food to feed, the tourists watched for a while and then dispersed.
Seeing that there was no one on the left and right, the three pigs immediately lay on the iron fence and laughed at me.
"Xiaobai, what's wrong with you, I heard that you were stabbed and almost died!"
"Look, I'm covered in bandages, how pitiful!"
"Hey, it's dangerous to do what you do, it's really not as good as us, eat and sleep, sleep and eat, how good!"
I suppressed the anger in my heart and asked, "There is no plane tree at the entrance of the pickle factory, how do you explain it?"
Zhu Siliang said: "This is not bad for us, I asked you at that time, is there anything else to ask, who is to blame if you don't ask?"
Zhu Sanjin said: "That is, if you ask, I will tell you the exact place!"
Zhu Erqian also said: "Although the buried things have been dug up, only me and Sanjin know, and Siliang doesn't know." We didn't tell him so that he wouldn't be sad. ”
Three pigs, you say a word to me, and what you say is vigorous, it seems that it is not them who are wrong, but myself.
"In that case, then don't blame me for being ruthless!" I smiled, turned around and asked Miao Qianqian, "Qianqian, how do you say you should punish them?"
Miao Qianqian lowered her head and pondered for a while, and said, "Well...... Dorjee, you go to the equipment department of the office building, those three dog chews here!"
"Dog chews?"