"Do the last one, how about it?" Ji Li took the phone and handed it to Shen Chu.

Shen Chu also forgot what the last one was, and only knew that the remarks put forward by netizens just now were not difficult to practice.

So she tilted her head and took a serious look.

At that time, I didn't expect the wisdom of the majority of netizens to be so embarrassing, but in just a few tens of minutes, a lot of replies were added, and the last one Ji Li said was written seriously: The first step, hook him. The second step is to tease him. The third step is to sleep with him. The fourth step is to sleep him. Step 5: You don't have to get out of bed tomorrow morning.

Shen Chu: "......"

You have to follow the above method, and you really don't have to get out of bed tomorrow morning......

She looked up, and the man across from her was ready to enjoy. A pair of bottomless dark eyes were looking at her intently, waiting for her.

After thinking about it, Shen Chu got up with a lot of backbone and said to Ji Li: "Husband, continue to be angry! ”

"......" others say that a woman's face changes faster than turning a book, and Mrs. Ji's face change is just a blink of an eye.

Shen Chu turned around to leave, but the handcuffs behind him were suddenly grabbed by the man.

Shen Chu, who lost his balance, leaned back and finally fell into a warm embrace.

Ji Li's warm big hand suddenly rested on her waist, and her small waist was separated by a thin layer of chiffon fabric.

The temperature on the man's hand was clearly transmitted to her skin. Finally, it slipped into the hem of her clothes and landed gently on her lower abdomen, with a gentle movement.

Shen Chu's heart trembled, and his entire back stiffened.

"Does it still hurt?" he suddenly asked Shen Chu.

Shen Chu was stunned and didn't react, he looked stupidly, raised his eyebrows and responded: "What hurts?"

The man was gentle, stroked her lower abdomen for a while, and said, "Isn't the eldest aunt here?"

...... "Auntie, yes!

Shen Chu shook his head and said obediently, "It doesn't hurt anymore." ”

So, are they reconciled?

Ji Li gently used his hands to warm the baby for her, although he knew that he didn't have aunt's pain, but the man's hands seemed to have magic power, making her feel that her whole heart was gentle.

She cautiously turned her head to observe the man's expression, and asked softly and gently, "Husband, shall we call the police?"

"What are you calling the police for?" the man asked knowingly.

Shen Chu was anxious, turned his head and looked at the man and said, "Handcuffs, handcuffs, are you planning to let me sleep with handcuffs tonight?"

"I'll take you to the police station tomorrow to find a way, and I'll let you remember it for a long time tonight, and see if you dare to make a claim in the future." Ji Li stretched out his hand and flicked Shen Chu's forehead.

Look, this man really holds a grudge!

Knowing that this was a man who ate soft and not hard, Shen Chu looked at Ji Li with a smile: "Husband, let's go to the police station now, right? Otherwise, by tomorrow, my hands will be numb and unconscious, can you bear it?"

"Hmm. Bear. ”

...... "Well, this man doesn't eat soft or hard, this man doesn't eat soft and hard!"

"You said you wanted to spoil me, and now you let me sleep in handcuffs all night, you are so ruthless!"

Shen Chu chattered at the man and said, "The handcuffs can't be untied, how can I take a bath?"

"I'll wash it for you. ”

"Then I can't take off my clothes!" Shen Chu said.

"Then cut it with scissors. ”

"......" It seemed that Mr. Ji was just determined to make her remember it for a long time, Shen Chu looked at Ji Li with a diligent and thrifty look and said, "What a waste of cutting clothes!

"Cut it and buy a more expensive piece. The man reached out dotingly and touched her head, soothing her like a pet.

Shen Chu's head tilted, dodged the man's claws, and said unhappily: "Ji Li, you are inhuman!!"

"Hmm. What my wife said was right. ”

"Then you don't help me take me to the police station, Ji Li, you bully me, I want to sue Heitu, I want to elope with my son...... Hmmm......"

Before he could finish speaking, his lips were gagged.

When a kiss that was so long that it felt empty finally ended, the man looked at her clear eyes seriously: "Silly wife, elopement can only elope with me." ”

With that, close the computer. Picked up Shen Chu horizontally and walked towards the bedroom.

put her gently on the bed, and Ji Li took off her shirt elegantly.

"Husband~~" The little woman on the bed suddenly threw a gentle wink at him.

Ji Li's hand to unbutton instantly stiffened......

"Husband, you look the most sultry in your shirt. Shen Chu looked at Ji Li with a nymphomaniac expression.

I knew that the sudden praise must contain a huge conspiracy.

Sure enough, Shen Chu's next sentence was: "It's a pity that there are many buttons on shirts, do you know why men's shirts have so many buttons, but coats and suits only have a few buttons?"

Ji Li didn't return.

Shen Chu asked and answered: "Because the buttons of coats and suits should be used to untie by themselves, while the buttons of men's shirts should be unbuttoned by women." So ......"

"So tomorrow when you get rid of the handcuffs, you will be left to unbutton your shirt in the future. Mrs. Ji, I understand. After speaking, Ji Li took off his shirt directly.

Bend over and pinch the woman's tiny chin. A kiss fell on her red lips, then she turned and walked towards the bathroom.

"Ahhhh!!h

After a moment, Shen Chu couldn't bear to get up.

Angrily kicked open the bathroom door, looking at the man's naked beautiful body, Shen Chu instantly weakened.

"Let's wash together?" the man took a white towel and casually put it on his shoulder.

What does it mean to wash together, the cliff is a misfire!

Shen Chu turned around and left, when she hadn't come.

However, Ji Li suddenly reached out and grabbed her into the bathroom, and Shen Chu, who was handcuffed and held his hands, was powerless to resist at all.

For fear that the man would be beastly, he had to weakly say to the man: "I don't wash!"

"The little wild cat is not just wild, but also dirty?" The man easily pressed her against the tile, Shen Chu's back against the marble tile, and the whole person had some difficulty breathing, probably because the man was too close......

Shen Chu stretched out his foot and kicked the man: "Haven't you heard that a woman's aunt can't take a bath when she comes?"

I haven't heard of it yet.

"Does the eldest aunt want to change the band-aid when she comes?" Ji Li propped up the wall with one hand and looked at Shen Chu condescendingly.

Band-Aid?Band-Aid!!

Shen Chu's face turned red all of a sudden, and when this lamp tube was wanton, he was discussing such a private topic so tabooly, even if Shen Chu was a married girl, he still couldn't help but blush.

As if nothing had happened, the man turned his head and opened the small locker in the bathroom, then took out a pack of aunt's towels, and then studied it carefully.

"Husband, you look like this, it's really perverted......" A big man looked pious with his aunt's scarf, although this posture was handsome, but this behavior was ......

"Which bag to use?" Ji Li asked seriously as he looked at Shen Chu with a bag of aunt towels in one hand.

Shen Chu only felt that the blood groove was empty.

In an instant, the whole person was not good, and he wanted to reach out to grab it, but his hands were handcuffed behind his back.

So, I had to look at the man weakly and said, "Husband, this kind of thing won't bother you, I'll do it myself......"

The man turned a deaf ear and gave up the red pack, and then took the blue bag and looked at her with a serious analysis: "Since it's night, it should be used at night, right?"

...... "Husband, will you spare me?"

"If I say that women don't need Band-Aids when they come to their aunt, do you believe it?" Shen Chu felt that his three views had already run away from home in the first ten minutes. At this moment, looking at Ji Li holding his aunt's towel in his hand, Shen Chu really wanted to kill himself. So why didn't you let Lu Xiran open her handcuffs with a single shot?

Shen Chu, a lie that is impossible for anyone with a little physiological common sense to believe, naturally can't coax Ji Li.

The man seemed to be doing this kind of thing for the first time, but he waved at Shen Chu with ease: "Wife, come here." ”

Shen Chu shook his head.

Since it was useless to speak, Ji Li simply stepped forward and prepared to do it.

Shen Chu was anxious, and smiled at the man more ugly than crying: "Husband, in fact, I can also change the band-aid with my backhand, do you believe it?"

"I don't believe it. This time, Ji Li replied extremely crisply.

Shen Chu: "......"

"This is a special function of women, and you men will not understand it. Shen Chu looked at Ji Li with very firm eyes, his expression was so serious that he almost deceived himself.

Ji Li stuffed the 'band-aid' used for the night into Shen Chu's hand behind his back, the corners of his lips were gently hooked, and he looked at Shen Chu very seriously and seriously, and said, "Hearing is false, seeing is believing." ”

What do you mean?

What you hear doesn't count, but what you see counts?

So what does Mr. Ji mean by this, do you want her to perform her 'special function'?

Does that mean watching her put her hands behind her back and give herself a 'Band-Aid'?

That's not a special function, so only aliens can do it!

Shen Chu suddenly felt that it was not easy for him to be stupid to this level.

Just when she was seriously mobilizing all her brain cells to find out how to deal with what would happen next, the man suddenly looked at her seriously: "The special function only includes the band-aid when the hands are tied behind the back, and it does not include taking off the pants when the hands are tied behind the back, right?"

Look at the old rascal's serious and good show expression, obviously he didn't even believe half a word she said.

Ji Li kindly stepped forward to help Shen Chu take off his pants, and his expression looked quite serious.

Shen Chu finally couldn't bear to take a step back, looked at the man's secretive eyes, and said, "Ji Li, I'm pregnant." ”