Miao Qianqian and I are both demon clans, and we can eat such things as rice or not.

I can go months without water and rice, but I can maintain my vigorous energy, and although Miao Qianqian is a little close, not eating for three or two days will definitely not affect her movements.

But today is different.

Miao Qianqian prepared a dinner for me today, in order to enhance the sense of ceremony, her candles were ready, but she didn't want to be violently made by Hu Yifei, and everything collapsed.

No, something has to be made up for her.

Ordering takeout, I don't have a cell phone, so I'm going to take him out for a meal.

So I hurriedly cleaned up, put all those shell fish bones into two black garbage bags, brushed all the pots and pans, and stacked them neatly, and then came to the living room, laughed with them, and said, "Qianqian, or ...... Shall we go out for dinner?"

Miao Qianqian glanced at me and said, "My money is spent, do you still have it?"

"Money?" I was startled, like a deflated ball.

I just thought that I didn't have a mobile phone, but I didn't think that I didn't have a lot of money in my hand.

Take Miao Qianqian out, the big meal is not available, it is estimated that it is just a few bites of roadside stalls, and there is not much meat.

This thing is making trouble, how did it get mixed up like this, how nice it would be if Zhao Wei was here!

"Why don't I make you some porridge?" I asked tentatively.

"Forget it, there's still a fish in the bathroom, you can make me a fish soup!" Miao Qianqian still had a calm face, lying on the sofa in the living room, not watching TV, and not looking at me.

There's a fish in the bathroom?

I was overjoyed and immediately rushed in, but after looking for a long time, there was nothing but the koi.

I asked, "Qianqian, where's the fish?"

Miao Qianqian said impatiently in the living room: "Isn't Li Jin? slaughtered him to make soup, the taste is absolutely incomparable, he is a fish demon who has grown for hundreds of years, and his meat is already comparable to gold!"

"Li Jin?" I couldn't laugh or cry.

This is a fish demon, which was given to us by the Authority, how can we eat it?

But I didn't believe it, but Li Jin did.

"Gollum, Gollum......" Bubbles suddenly rose in the bathtub, as if there was some movement underwater.

I hurriedly ran over and found that the drain valve of the bathtub had been opened, and Li Jin's body was hiding under the drain valve, preparing to get in.

I was shocked, and hurriedly grabbed Li Jin out and shouted, "What are you doing?"

"I don't want to make fish soup!" Li Jin struggled desperately.

"Do you believe you if you're kidding?" I closed the drain valve and said, "You can get into such a small hole?"

"Don't underestimate me Li Jin, I can still get into a hole smaller than this. Li Jin said indignantly: "Who the fuck knows that there is still a mesh underneath, I was almost stuck into a strip of meat!"

I saw that Li Jinwei's tail fin had been forked, and it was probably cut inside the mesh of the bathtub.

"Don't worry, we're really joking, we won't eat you!" Since I started to release water, I saw that the water in the bathtub was a little dirty, so I simply opened the water valve, put the water in again, then closed the valve, threw Li Jin in, and said: "You can stay in it with peace of mind, don't think about escaping." Don't you know, the bathtub is connected to a sewage pipe. ”

"What's wrong with the sewage, I've been in the sludge!" Li Jin didn't care.

"Awesome, then can you take a sip of pee?" Suddenly, Hu Yifei got out of his pocket, pointed to the toilet in the bathroom, and said, "It's over there, you go take a sip?"

"What am I drinking it for, how disgusting!" Li Jin pouted.

"See, these two pipes are connected, urine, poop water, will be gathered together. Hu Yifei snapped his fingers and said: "There are four households on the third floor, and four sewage pipes will converge into a large sewage pipe." The building has six floors, and 24 households will go down through the sewage pipe. There are 24 buildings in this community, and more than 2,000 households, almost every moment are pulling poop and peeing, and when you go down, you will gather with them and flow to a large septic tank...... Spectacular, you're the first goblin ever to surf with Baba Baba!"

"What, don't say it, it's disgusting to me!" Li Jin suddenly opened his mouth and squirted out a stream of green juice.

It turns out that the fish demon is also disgusting, and it turns out that the fish demon will vomit bile when he is disgusting!

After appeasing Li Jin, I returned to the living room and found that Miao Qianqian was no longer there, but the bedroom door was open.

I was overjoyed, and it seemed that the most important moment was coming, and I immediately tiptoed in.

A new bed, a new futon, the quilt has been pulled out, and there is a high bulge on it, as if there was a man lying inside.

My breathing was a little short, I walked to the side of the bed, and whispered, "Qianqian, do you want me to take Li Jin out, you go take a bath?"

"No, I'm tired from the day, I want to rest early!" the quilt moved.

"That'...... You haven't eaten at night, aren't you hungry?" I reached into the quilt with my left hand and felt something soft.

Is this Qianqian's back, or her arms, or is it ......

"I'm a cat demon, it's the same whether I eat or not at night, so don't be busy!" Miao Qianqian turned over again, and the soft thing was gone.

I have a dry mouth, this is the first time Miao Qianqian has officially been with me as a wife.

The sense of ritual is a bit strong, should I take off my clothes and go straight into the bed, or pretend to be reserved little by little?

Or, pretend to be Hui Yanagi and let Miao Qianqian take the initiative to pounce?

"Qianqian, I'...... Come on!" I moved a little towards the bed.

"Oh, grandpa, why are you so verbose?" Suddenly, Hu Yifei in my jacket pocket poked his head out and said: "Second grandma is a cat demon, her nature is a cat, do you know how to treat a cat demon? Be tough, possessive, and savagely pounce, you will only make the second grandmother angry!"

I suddenly broke out in a cold sweat: "You...... Why are you here?"

"This is my nest, where am I not here?" Oh, by the way, you have to do a very important thing with the second grandmother, it's not appropriate for me to be there!" Hu Yifei immediately got out of his pocket, walked to the door, and said, "I'll go to Li Jin to play, and sleep on the sofa when I'm sleepy." Grandpa, you don't have to worry about me, you have to attack, you have to be fierce!"

"You...... What do you little fox know!" I couldn't help laughing.

"Cut, I haven't eaten pork, haven't you seen a pig run? Listen to me, it must work!" Hu Yifei clenched his fist at me and closed the door.

"What a trouble!" Suddenly, Miao Qianqian's body rolled inside, and the protrusion of the humanoid quickly decreased.

When I finally mustered up the courage to take off my clothes and get into the bed, there was no big beautiful woman inside.

Rather, a cat!