Chapter 005: This World - Throwing the Pot
"Hey, Dad, ah? I know! Uh-huh!" Ji Xuan, who was asleep, picked up the phone in a daze and said perfunctorily.
Xia Xia who sleeps under the covers: ..........
Ji Xuan snorted, rubbed his eyes with both hands, and then turned his head to look at Xia Xia, who was shrunk into a ball in the quilt on the side, and said, "It's time to get up......! Wrong, forgetting that she was Taiping Xuan, she looked at Ji Xuan for a few seconds, and the girl had a hint of sexiness in her hazy eyes.
Stretched, shook his head, and habitually scratched the dragon horns above his head with his little paws!
Jumped out of bed and shook the blue and red scales, comfortable!
Ignoring Ji Xuan, who was in the pink pajamas behind him, he stood at the door and thought about it.
He was waiting, waiting for Ji Xuan to open the door, the doorknob was too high. After all, at the moment......
"Sister will make you a sandwich to eat!come!" After another haha, he opened the door and stepped on the ground with pink flip-flops.
When the three of them heard the familiar popping sound, they knew that this Fleur had gotten up, so what should they do?
The girl looked at the three gold captains in the vests in the hall, standing stupidly like two goods. Suddenly, his face was full of black lines, and he scolded: "What are you doing? Help make breakfast!"
Hei Da and the others: "Oh!
Xia Xia lying on the couch: Poor youkai
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Put the oil, turn the eggs and fry them, remove them from the pan, salad and ham, and toast, and make a few home-cooked bacon rolls, and the breakfast is finished.
"Come on, Xiao Xiaxia, open your mouth!ah!" Ji Xuan looked at Xia Xia in his arms like a child and seduced, still holding the bacon roll in his right hand.
Xia Xia: Forget it! I won't refute it
Xia Xia: This bacon is good!
"Boss?" called out to Ji Xuan tentatively, lowering the demon king's unyielding head
Black Three: Why is it called the boss?
Kuroji: Why don't you call it a chicken?
"Hmm, you call me?" Ji Xuan looked confused, when did he become the boss?
"That's the instant noodles gone?" said Hei Da weakly and helplessly.
"Buy it yourself!" Ji Xuan was puzzled for a moment, and then joked, he would not pay for a certain treasure because of this old man's rough pretense.
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I saw that Hei Da stretched out his right hand like a child, and spread out his palm
Heisan: Big brother will still do this
Heiji: It seems that you need money in the human world.
As a young and beautiful girl in the 21st century, Ji Xuan, who is knowledgeable, although she is still a freshman in high school, of course she understands that this old man has no money.
"Ahem, won't your alliance leader reimburse you!" Ji Xuan said solemnly, even if the old woman was not there, he couldn't let go of this opportunity to tease her at this moment,
"Reimbursed! 50。 "Hei Da is still pitiful and virtuous.
Ji Xuan began to be proud when he heard this, his left hand was pillowed on the table, his right hand was supporting his chin, looking at Hei Da's pitiful appearance, and then he teased: "Your alliance leader is really picky!"
Black three: It's strange if you don't pick it! There are a bunch of glowing treasures in my own hall, and we don't have any hairs for those of us who work.
Heiji: No way, who made her the boss!
Xia Xia: I also like glowing babes.....
Seeing that the three of them didn't speak, Ji Xuan hugged Xia Xia, and then walked to the bedroom, and when she came out, she saw her holding a Swiss bank card and handing it to Heida, and said, "Take it, eat me, live in mine, and ask your boss to reimburse me later!"
Dumbfounded: What the hell is this Nima?
Black Three: What the hell is this black card?
Hei Er: Han Criticism, this is a bank card!
Black Big Black Three: Why did you change your scolding and criticism?
Xia Xia lying in Ji Xuan's arms: ......
Ji Xuan looked at Chu Chu's poor Hei Da and the others, and couldn't help but feel compassion, and said, "In a few days, the Mid-Autumn Festival, you help me so much, you can't let you work in vain, right?"
Hei Da and the others were excited: "Long live Boss Ji"
"You guys go buy something you like, I'm going to clean up and go back to the family for the holidays!" Ji Xuan said, looked at Xia Xia in his arms again, and whispered: "I'm sorry, Xiao Xia Xia, the rules at home are strict, so I can't take you home!"
Xia Xia: You still take me back to your family? You take me to your house like this, and it's strange that your old monsters don't toss me!
Xia Xia looked disdainful.
After all, he is the legendary dragon clan, and it is strange that the group of old monsters does not hold and study for a few days and nights, thinking about being held and touched here and there by a group of bad old men, the scales of Xia Xia trembled, and he was terrified!
.........
An agricultural bank ETM machine
Hei San looked at Hei Er, who was full of doubts in front of the ETM machine, and asked, "Second brother, do you know how to use this thing?"
Hei Da also looked at Hei Er suspiciously, and asked, "Second brother, are you sure this card is inserted here?"
"Let me think!" Kuroji thought for a moment, what went wrong?The steps are correct, but why didn't there be a reaction?
Kuroji tried to insert the card into the card slot again
An unresponsive ETM machine
The aunt who took the money on the side: "I'm afraid these three people are stupid, right? After taking out the money for so long, the poor child, there must be no money in the card, alas! It's not easy to go out." ”
"Could it be broken?" the big black looked at the two of them in confusion
Black two black three nodded: "It's possible!"
Immediately, the three of them switched to a machine next door....... No way
I changed it again, but it still doesn't work.....
"Damn, what are you kidding me?" finally couldn't stand the provocation of the machine, and kicked at the ETM machine.
The alarm sounds!
"Tsk, so that's the case!" Hei Da watched the ETM machine spit out a hairy grandfather, revealing an expression that was the same.
Heiji: Something seems wrong.
Black Three: Big Brother Deserves to be Big Brother!
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"Captain, here's the video from that time. "A young man in a police uniform reported something to a middle-aged man sitting in a chair smoking a big China.
A moment later
"it!" The middle-aged police officer holding the Chinese in his mouth widened his eyes, and his mouth became an O-shape, what did he see? A man in a black vest kicked and blew up the ETM machine, how strong is this, what is this Nima's operation?
The young man on the side twitched the corners of his mouth when he saw this scene: Captain, this is?
The middle-aged police officer realized his gaffe, embarrassed and polite, and said solemnly: "Ahem!
And so
There was such a scene
The three bosses wore sunglasses and crossed Erlang's legs, sitting on the chair very unconvinced, holding their hands in their arms, and their bright glowing crocodile leather shoes shook randomly, like gangsters who were detained for drug use.
At this moment, a red-haired woman about 25 years old was sitting on a leather chair, with a fair melon seed face and a pair of big charming eyes staring at the three people, and said angrily: "So, this is the reason why you kicked the ETM machine?"
The three of them still didn't change their faces, and said confidently: "You didn't tell us to withdraw money and divide the bank, so you did all the bells and whistles." ”
The red-haired woman's fair face suddenly twitched, why do you have to tell you where to withdraw the money? I'm not your guardian, and this is common sense, okay?
The strength of the three lieutenants is good, why is their head not as good as a dog? Take the Swiss gold card to the Agricultural Bank to withdraw money? It's strange that they can take it out!
The corners of the red-haired woman's mouth twitched, and then she asked, "Your alliance leader didn't teach you this common sense?"
Heida: "No!"
The red-haired woman was puzzled and asked, "Then how are you living in the human world now?"
Heisan: "We have a boss?"
Heida: "Yes, it's all the boss's fault, he didn't warn us in advance!"
Hei San: "Yes, it's all her fault!"
Kuro II remained silent......
Hong Zhu listened to these two people, and suddenly his head hurt.
I held back the resentment in my heart, and I was so angry that I wanted to kill the demon for these three fools, what kind of stupid fork is this Nima? This is what the monster does? I endured it again and again, and finally spit out a mouthful of turbidity, and asked a few more words, I guess I would be angry with myself!
Hong Candle: I am the director of the Tianhai Technology Bureau, I want to be generous! I want to hold back! Hold back! Hold back!
Hong Zhu was really speechless for these three people, and said weakly: "You go!
Hurry up! Hurry up! The technical department does not welcome this kind of criticism!
Moreover, the three demon king-level demons on the other side are really not sure that they can win it.
The three of them said in unison, and said confidently: "Farewell!", and after that, they also retreated with their hands in fists, acting like a chivalrous man.
Hong Candle: It's still justifiable! I endure! I endure!
Finally after the three of them left
Hong Zhu picked up the special cigarette on the desk, took out one and put it in his mouth, lit it, took a deep breath, and after exhaling a puff of smoke, he picked up the folder and fell to the ground......
"Damn! Criticism! Criticism! Criticism! Criticism!! The old lady has seen this kind of criticism for the first time!
The two suits standing guard outside the door heard the sound of a tigress running wild, and their small bodies trembled:
The boss is angry again, shhh
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Afternoon
The three lieutenants who returned home were carrying a bag, all wearing black suits and ties, and a pair of shiny big backs and sunglasses, like the underworld.
Ji Xuan looked at this scene: "You...."After thinking about it, I didn't know what to say...... Be rendered speechless.
Hei Da looked like a little white face who was raised at the moment, and said with a smile: "Boss! This is specially bought to match your temperament!"
"Yes, that's right, so you can take us out in a row. Hei San also echoed with the eldest brother
Hei Er: Who dumped the pot on her in front of the red-haired woman just now?
Xia Xia, who was lying on the sofa, glanced at these two fools, and continued to close his eyes and recuperate: bells and whistles
"Uh..... Let's take a shower next summer!" Ji Xuan looked at the three 1.85 meters old man talking with a rough smile, and suddenly trembled, just like the bad old man looked at the little Lori, he was shocked!
Picked up Xia Xia and rushed directly to the bathroom......
...... Xia Xia who was picked up hasn't reacted yet, why did I fly? Also, what is the touch of this demon?
Hei San: "Big brother, we seem to be disliked!"
Heida: "I know ....."
Hei San: "Your smile is more obscene than the old man of Qishan, it's strange that people don't dislike you!"
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Next
August 14
8:00 a.m
Hei Da and the others had already gotten up early, still wearing black suits and ties, and wearing sunglasses on their big backs.
Hearing the familiar snapping sound of flip-flops, the three of them said in unison, "Boss!"
Ji Xuan heard this sound of Bone Bean touching you, Ji Xuan almost fell? Bone Bean touched you? What the hell is this?
Ji Xuan, who was wearing a pink pajamas, looked disgusted, and smiled reluctantly: "You guys are okay!"
Heida: Your English is really good!
Black two: Bone Bean touches you... It means good morning. Bone beans Ah Vicetro means good afternoon..... Well!
Ji Xuan didn't know why, these three big bosses took the wrong medicine today?Why is it so wrong?Bone Bean touches you.....
Pour in a little oil, turn over the eggs and fry, egg and ham salad, two slices of toast in one, breakfast OK.
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After breakfast
"Xia Xia, let's go for a walk!" Ji Xuan said to Xia Xia in his arms, as if he was avoiding something......
Ji Xuan thought in his heart: These three guys are getting more and more sassy, and they can't let them take Xia Xia badly.
Ignoring the three lieutenants who were washing pots and dishes, they slammed the door directly with Xia Xia in their arms......
Heida: "Are you disliked again?"
Black Three: "You didn't call us together today!"
Hei Er: "Hurry up and brush the dishes!"
Hei Da Hei San: "Okay!
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