The so-called air defense identification zone drawn by the Japanese and the requirement for Chinese civil aviation planes to apply in advance when they fly over is actually a joke, and after China's boycott and countermeasures, civil aviation flights to Japan have been suspended in large quantities for several days, and hundreds of thousands of Japanese Chinese have been stranded in China without flights to return home.

However, the deployment of the 'Hiro' missiles by the Japanese and the United States has not subsided.

No matter how the Chinese side protests and resists, the United States and the Japanese are still pushing forward the deployment plan of the 'Hiro' missile.

On the second day of the Lunar New Year, during the Chinese New Year, a joyous festival for the whole family, the USS Laifu aircraft carrier of the United States, carrying a complete set of the 'Hiro' missile system, came across the ocean to assist the Japanese and complete the deployment of the 'Hiro' missile system.

As soon as the news came out, the domestic public sentiment was boiling again, and there were all kinds of boycotts and discussions from netizens everywhere.

The Chinese side has also repeatedly protested harshly, harshly, and harshly, demanding that the United States and Japan stop deploying the Hiro missile system.

However, if the protest boycott had worked, the aircraft carrier would not have been halfway there.

This incident, last year, has been in turmoil, calmed down for a period of time and heated discussions for a period of time, ups and downs many times, the night light used to be seen, but because it was busy, I didn't pay too much attention.

Today at Ye Zi's house to pay New Year's greetings, the night light has nothing to do, and from beginning to end, I took a good look at it and studied the beginning and end of the Hiro deployment incident.

There is a lot of news and content, as a Chinese, in short, after reading the glow, it is quite angry, people are ready to carry a missile at the door of your home, you have to bully the door, how can you not be angry.

Netizens are also discussing, resisting and making suggestions.

"If you want me to say, simply, an intercontinental missile, blow up that aircraft carrier!

"It's as simple as you said, you think it's a playhouse, you hit me, it doesn't matter if I hit you?"

"You can't really fight, but this thing is really embarrassing, and you can't let them deploy Hiro to completion. ”

"If Hiro's deployment is completed, it will be a great threat to us in the East China Sea and East China. ”

"Mi country**, Wa country**. ”

"Everyone knows the wolf ambitions of the United States and the Japanese country, and I call on everyone to boycott the Chinese products and the Japanese products!"

"What's the use of talking so much, let's see how the country responds. ”

"How to deal with it, continue to protest, I have protested countless times, what's the use, the human aircraft carrier is halfway. ”

“......”

The night light was idle and bored, and when I saw that the discussion among netizens was in full swing, I also replied.

"If only this aircraft carrier suddenly sank." ”

Luminous's reply blew up many netizens in an instant.

"Hah, Teacher Luminous!"

"Catch a wild Night Immortal alive!"

"It's really Ye Daxian's Weibo, and Ye Daxian also pays attention to this news. ”

"What are you talking about, can't Night Immortal care about the news?"

"Poof... Night Immortal really dares to think that the aircraft carrier suddenly sank, or Night Immortal will use Dafa to sink this aircraft carrier!"

"Unless it really fights, this aircraft carrier is the sea overlord, who can stop it. ”

Seeing the comments of netizens, Yeguang thought about it for a while, and replied, "Why can't you stop it, what if a big meteorite falls from the sky and hits the aircraft carrier?"

"Poof... Let me laugh for a moment. ”

"Hahahaha, is Ye Daxian preparing to make a comedy again, is he entering the play?"

"Meteorite smashed the aircraft carrier, hahaha, no wonder the movie made by Night Daxian is good-looking, this brain circuit, I'm convinced!"

"It's not impossible, meteorites or something happen often, maybe they really hit the aircraft carrier. ”

"Yes, it's not impossible, but the probability is not higher than that of an alien invasion, right?"

"Hahahaha, maybe the chance of an alien invasion is higher than a meteorite hitting an aircraft carrier. ”

For a while, many netizens were amused by the luminous.

Luminous is also happy, idle, on Weibo, and many netizens are talking nonsense.

"Come on, come on, Teacher Night has started class, I tell you, you must dare to fantasize, dare to assume, the reason why human beings are progressing is because we are constantly fantasizing, so we are constantly creating miracles, constantly improving." ”

"Well, what Mr. Night said makes sense. ”

"Anything is possible. ”

"Teacher Night, let's start class, hurry up, move the small bench. ”

Yeguang replied, "The students in the front don't speak, the students in the middle squeeze a room in front to make room for the students in the back row, and the students who haven't entered the venue hurry up." ”

"Class!"

"Stand up!"

"Hello teacher!!"

......

Luminous is happy, I can only sigh, netizens are all jokers.

So, a unique class began on Weibo.

Luminous, "What is it that a meteorite hits an aircraft carrier, it's just a matter of probability, a small probability, but it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist absolutely, meteorites can hit aircraft carriers, and kelp can also entangle submarines! In this world, anything can happen!"

Kelp wrapped around submarines.

Luminous came up with a new word, and netizens were happy again.

"Poof, kelp wrapped around the submarine, Night Fairy, you want to tease me to death. ”

"Hahaha, no, I can't laugh anymore. ”

"Kelp wrapped around the submarine, night fairy, do you want to be so funny. ”

"I can guarantee that meteorites smashing aircraft carriers and kelp entangled submarines will soon become a new Internet buzzword. ”

"Anyway, we weren't talking about Hiro before, why are we so happy now? ”

"Hahaha, don't interrupt upstairs, listen to the class carefully, maybe Teacher Ye will give a way to sanction the Hiro missile in a while. ”

"That's it, hahaha, the aircraft carrier relies on meteorites, the submarine relies on kelp, Mr. Night, may I ask, what does the Hiro missile rely on?"

......

"Hey, you still don't believe it?" Although the meteorite smashed the aircraft carrier has not happened, but such a thing as kelp entangled with a submarine has really happened, and there are quite a few! You go to check, in '92 and '07, two Australian submarines dived into China's territorial waters, and were entangled in the nylon ropes used by fishermen to plant kelp, and were forced to float, and eventually exposed, and almost led to a catastrophic accident. Not only these two cases, but there are many other cases, you will know when you check them. “

"Poof, it's fake. ”

"I almost believed it. ”

"It's like... It's true, I suddenly remembered that I seemed to have seen similar news. ”

"I'll go, I won't wrap my kelp around the submarine, it's really okay, right?"

As long as we plant some kelp in some important areas and in the linear direction, it can become a strategic weapon to block submarines. In order to increase the planting density of kelp, the kelp is generally strung up with a nylon rope and thrown into the sea, a kelp has dozens of meters, plus a caisson, it directly becomes an undersea forest, a submarine or something, as long as you dare to come in, once the kelp and nylon rope are wrapped around the propeller of the submarine, hehe, the tighter and tighter the winding, the more the submarine is wasted!"

Netizen:

"I was confused. ”

"I don't know. ”

"I want to laugh. Do you need to go through the program? Or can you just laugh?"

"Poof... I took it, I really took it, I just went to check, there are really cases of kelp wrapped around submarines!"

"Ale, in this way, the method that the Night Immortal said is feasible?"

"Uh... Probably, feasible ... Right?"

"I didn't believe it before, it seemed to be laughing, but now that I believe it, what if I want to laugh even more. ”

"Okay, okay, you're good, knees for you. ”

"Fishermen in China's coastal areas, for the sake of homeland security and territorial sea security, please plant more kelp, hard work!"

"Today I will buy kelp, contribute some income to the fishermen and friends, so that they can earn money, and then grow kelp!"

"Hahaha, an anti-submarine strategic weapon born in the hands of Chinese fishermen!"

"Laughed ......"