Chapter 086: This World - Eunuch

The tavern has come to an end, and the case of the Trolling Family has already had a result, and it is estimated that in another ten days, when this group of human souls spits out words and has some memories, Sword Immortal Yun Chengyu will be hunted down and killed by the whole world, after all, this group of human souls is ironclad evidence!

On the road, it is still Qin Baobao who walks at the rear, drunk Gufeng walks in front to lead the way, and the two girls walk in the middle to hook their shoulders and backs.

Ji Xuan was speechless, this guy is really a vinegar jar, just saying a few more words, it's like robbing his meat, it's all a habitual temper!!

Sister Yitian was soft-hearted, she stopped while walking, turned to look at Qin Baobao, stepped forward to hold his arm, and said softly and weakly: "Baby, shall we go to dinner?"

Qin Baobao tilted his head and didn't speak, angry.

Ji Xuan's temper tantrum, this guy should have pressed on the bed and took off his pants to beat, it's too embarrassing!

"Baby, don't you eat wild meat?" Ji Xuan smiled lightly, but the smile was a little cold, that was the domineering of being a charter wife.

After Qin Baobao hesitated for three seconds, he decisively hugged his big sister, took two steps and hugged Xiao Xuanxuan again, one in one hand, this scene made Drunk Gufeng dumbfounded, this guy is cowhide!

Qin Baobao's thoughts: Forgive you for the time being, eat game!

After returning to the noodle shop of Drunken Gufeng, Drunken Gufeng fried a few game, rabbits and pheasants for this big guy, which made people have an appetite when they looked at it, and the taste was quite good!

"Uncle, oh no, drunken handsome man, did you use to be a cook?" asked Qin Baobao as he gnawed on a rabbit leg.

Drunk Gufeng wiped his hands with a hot towel and said with a smile: "Yes, what I ate before was too unpalatable, so I made it myself, how, how does it taste?"

Qin Baobao gave him a thumbs up and shouted, "Gray is always good!"

Sister Tian, who was sitting at the same table, couldn't help but have a great appetite, she had eaten a pot of mutton before, and if she ate it again, the baby would definitely think that she was a foodie, so she would definitely not eat it!

"Sister, why don't you eat?" Ji Xuan asked her, she was full, it didn't matter if she ate or not, anyway, she used to eat here a lot.

Sister Tian shook her head: "I don't want to eat when I'm full." ”

"Big sister, you really don't want to eat some?" Qin Baobao quipped.

Sister Tian nodded: "Don't eat it, lose weight." ”

"Then why are you blushing?" Ji Xuan smiled.

Sister Tian touched her cheek, it was a little hot, and then she only felt that Qin Baobao next to her reached out and hugged her thin waist, "No, it's just right." ”

The embarrassed drunk lonely wind smiled stiffly, don't bother, goodbye.

This meal, Sister Tian is so embarrassed to eat, she wants to eat but she has to pretend to be reserved, and the reserve is too obvious.

After eating and drinking, he went home, and when he left, Drunken Gufeng pulled Qin Baobao to the side and asked in a low voice: "Brother, can you tell me why you can find two wives?"

Qin Baobao smiled: "Because, I'm handsome." ”

Drunk Lonely Wind said: "..."

β€”β€”β€” in the tavern after Qin Baobao and the others left

The violinist continued to sit behind the bar and play, and asked, "Orphan, who is that bad old man?"

The corners of Hu Laofang's mouth, who was sitting at the table on the other side, twitched, how could he become a bad old man?

"Boss, he's a man who has fought with sword fairies. "Lu Qingying was sloppy, how can you say that people are also seniors, so you can't call people by name in person.

The piano listener nodded, looked at Hu Laofang and asked, "Do you know how to play the piano?"

Hu Laofang said: "This... No. ”

"Spicy chicken, I can't play the piano. "Listen to the violinist's ridicule.

Hu Laofang: "..."

"Seniors, come and come, drink and drink!Eat some meat!" Lu Qingying hurriedly pulled Hu Lao Fang a little farther away, poured wine and meat to serve, afraid that he would be angry and wipe out the shop.

For the boss's temper, Trolling Qingying is very clear, and often asks: Do you know how to play the piano?

If someone says yes, then he will definitely say: You play, if you don't play well, brother will play you.

If someone says no, then he will definitely say: Spicy chicken, I can't play the piano.

Lu Qingying lowered her voice and whispered to Hu Laofang to explain: "Senior Hu, don't mind, the boss has this temper, he said that others can't play the piano and is spicy chicken, but he himself can't either." ”

As he spoke, Lu Qingying also pointed to his head, which means very simply, there is something wrong with his braincase.

"Oh~" Hu Laofang had such an expression, and he also dragged out the long tail meaning, nodded in understanding, and motioned to eat together.

β€”β€”β€” go back to the three of them.

It's not too late, it's already nine o'clock in the evening.

After returning home, the three of them got into the bed...

"Ranked?"

"Platoon!"

Qin Baobao, who had his eyes open on the bed, was expressionless and had nothing to love.

"The monkey is empty, my sister beats him!"

"Yes. ”

Qin Baobao thought about it, you are free, I won't die suddenly anyway. The quilt was pulled up to cover his head, rubbed against the big sister, and slept.

Feeling the warmth of a certain vinegar jar in her arms, Sister Tian subconsciously turned sideways to hug him and continued to play games.

Ji Xuan pursed her lips and kicked Qin Baobao's ass in the nest, and the latter poked his head out and glared at her.

"It's nothing, see if you're asleep. Ji Xuan said perfunctorily.

Qin Baobao sneered, moved his body to her, put his thighs directly on her, and hugged her small body, the latter trembled, and his hands holding the mobile phone to play games also stopped.

"What's wrong with you?" Sister Tian wondered, blushing at a good end.

Ji Xuan glanced at Sister Tian with a blushing face, and said weakly: "Baby, what does he think about that..."

Sister Tian: "..."

"Don't play games anymore, you guys play, I'll sleep, goodbye. After that, Sister Tian directly turned off her mobile phone and shrunk into the quilt.

"Baby, I was wrong. ”

"When did you become A?"

Ji Xuan: "..."

......

On this cold day, no one knew that a certain student flew directly from Luojing in order to retaliate against someone for reporting his account.

Luckily, the scholar has two brushes......

Well... He secretly got into the flight to Nanling, don't ask how he got involved, cultivators, it's understandable to do a bad thing occasionally, let alone this special situation?

This cargo is also a little silly, just got off the plane, and it is winter, not to mention that it is still night, wearing a jacket and being frozen into a dog, shrinking his neck all the way to hug his shoulders to warm himself, trembling and coming to a hotel.

"Hello, help me open a room. Zhan Shusheng shuddered and forced out a smile.

The young lady at the front desk smiled politely and apologetically: "Handsome guy, I'm really sorry, now the room is full." ”

The expression of the war scholar who shivered and froze into a dog stiffened.

"Excuse me, goodbye. ”

So, the war scholar simply found an Internet cafΓ© to spend the night, and he could also play a game and eat instant noodles or something, no worse than a hotel.

For the hotel, the Internet cafΓ© is too deserted, with more than 100 machines, only less than 20 people, among them, there are three thieves.

"Big brother, big brother, A is two disabled. ”

"Roger, the second child went to see point B. ”

"Leave it to me. ”

Zhan Shusheng held the fragrant Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles and looked at the couple, the familiar big back, black suit, I lost it, isn't this the three brothers!

Zhan Shusheng went up and sat directly on the chair next to them, "Hey, why are you here?"

Hei San was playing a game, and when he heard this awesome tone, he glanced over to see which second thing it was, and he was talking to the third brother like this!

"Brother Zhan, Xiao San finally saw you!" Hei San was excited in his heart, and he didn't care that people were holding instant noodles in their arms, and he was going to hug them.

"it, don't leave my face!" the scholar hurriedly took his face out of the table, but ......

It's late.

"Hiss!" Zhan Shusheng took a deep breath, his fingertips trembling.

Seeing this, Hei Da Hei Er, who was on the side, involuntarily stopped the mouse, his eyes widened, and he quickly pulled Hei San away.

Hei Er asked cautiously: "Big brother, will he be abolished?"

Hei Da swallowed a mouthful of saliva, ignored Hei Er, stepped forward to take away a lump of instant noodles from the crotch of Zhan Shusheng's pants, and asked cautiously: "Brother Zhan, is it better?"

Zhan Shusheng: "... ”

"Brother Zhan, will I take you to the hospital?" said Hei San guiltily.

Zhan Shusheng: "... ”

Hospital!

Hei Da hugged the stiff Zhan scholar and ran out of the Internet cafΓ©, and the two second goods behind him also followed.

Because he couldn't find the way, Hei Da casually found a pharmacy, and when he saw an uncle in a white coat, he immediately felt hopeful, "Doctor, doctor, he's going to be a eunuch!

The uncle was about to get off work, and when he heard this, he immediately frowned, Eunuch? The most hated thing in Lao Tzu's life is the eunuch, the guy who runs away halfway through writing.

Looking at the three men dressed as 'successful people' running over, and then looking at the man with a jacket in his arms, and then looking at their restless mood, that eunuch should be their boss!

"Hurry up, send it directly to the ICU, come with me!" The uncle hurriedly led the person to the second floor, this person's identity must be unusual, big list!

ICU… Where did the pharmacy get the ICU? Naturally, they were fools who didn't know what the ICU was.

After a while, when he came to this ICU, a folding bed, wooden tables and chairs, the war scholar lay on the bed without saying a word, and the slight sweat on his forehead gradually appeared.

The doctor opened his eyes to see, opened his mouth to see, and said, "He's a little angry." ”

"No, doctor, you can see if he will be a eunuch. Black opened his mouth to correct.

The doctor nodded, and looked at it, it was ...... Wetting your pants?

"Doctor, will boiling water be wasted if it is scalded?" asked Hei San weakly with his neck bent.

The doctor was speechless, I thought this kind of thing was only available on the Internet, but I didn't expect to be bumped into by myself today, this little brother is a ruthless person!

"I'll have to see it. As he spoke, the doctor took off his pants again, turned back to Hei San and smiled: "It's okay, it's hot thighs, the sparrows are fine!"

The Zhan scholar who heard this on the bed sat up reflexively and looked at it, and the heart that had been hanging finally fell steadily, scared to death, he thought it was useless!

Hei San and the others also breathed a sigh of relief, if Brother Zhan is really abolished, then he and others are really sinners, and they invite themselves and others to play games online, and as a result, they become eunuchs, guilty of sin.

"I'll get you some burn cream to apply, and in a week it will be almost fine, don't worry. The doctor looked honest and went out.

Touching the golden captain lying on the side of the bed is shushing and asking for warmth, "Brother Zhan, great, we thought you were so wasted..."

Zhan Shusheng glanced sideways, and twisted his eyebrows without hiding his violent emotions.

After a while, the uncle doctor came over, and the scholar snatched the burn cream from his hand, and said angrily, "You go out." ”

The four of them respectfully withdrew, and the doctor did not forget to close the door. Touching the gold captain is a favor to this big guy, and the uncle is purely trying to make money.

Zhan Shusheng kept staring at these four guys, and after the door was closed, he looked at the ten or so square rooms, the ICU, ......

"Why don't I provoke these fools!" "The war scholar repented of his intestines, this guy is simply a fool.