Body 0286 Feng Momo is a big beauty
"Bang"
There was a crisp tapping sound from the headset, Xia Buer's face instantly turned as black as the bottom of the pot, and he shivered and lit a cigarette before he couldn't help but smash the computer, but a line of words still popped up on the screen You were killed by "Feng Momo Big Beauty" with a frying pan!
"Who is the king of chickens, you can be shot to death with a troll, why don't you eat......"
There was an angry curse from the dog girl outside the private room, and the little whirlwind and the soldiers also followed suit, Xia Buer quickly put on a baseball cap and quickly escaped from the overcrowded Internet café.
"Damn! it's Feng Momo again, this little broom star ......"
Xia Buer sighed and walked to the road, since the Internet café came out with a LAN version of eating chicken, Feng Momo has the title of "Queen of E-sports", Dog Sister as her plastic girlfriend is not convinced, and formed a 100-boy group to fight against the sisters, as a result, the two gangs often pk from online to offline, and they will never stop without beating their noses and swollen faces.
Xia Buer looked at the ghost king watch that had been repaired, it was already more than half past seven in the evening, and he didn't even eat dinner in order to play the game, but today is New Year's Day, and instead of lighting control, Ermao Town is full of lights, and the pedestrians on the street are even more lively.
There are a lot of small stalls and vendors on the street, from those who sell baked cakes to those who pinch candy, and there are even second-line soldiers who come out to earn extra money, anyway, if they have skills, they can go to the finance department for loans, and then buy all kinds of materials from the warehouse to do business, so that everyone has the motivation to make money, and there are more and more opportunities to work.
"Boss, let's have a fried cold noodle and add two eggs......"
Xia Buer put up his collar and walked to a roadside stall, the boss just wanted to say something, Xia Buer took out his mobile phone to scan the code to pay, they are now trading through mobile phones, each account is managed by professional bankers, and the salaries of the soldiers are all sent to the mobile bank.
"Second master, take it, the oversized version of the ......"
The boss handed the cold noodles to Xia Buer, and after Xia Buer took it, he came to the side of the street garden, where many couples were walking hand in hand, selling flowers and condoms also abounded, and a long-legged girl stood in the middle playing the guitar and singing, and a piece of cardboard posted her own QR code for payment.
"Wow, the legs are so long......"
Xia Buer squatted in the middle of the garden with cold noodles, watching the long-legged girl sing while eating noodles, and after the girl sang three songs in a row, he finished his noodles, so he patted his belly and was about to stand up and leave, who knew that a short-haired girl suddenly stopped him and said coldly: "You have listened to three songs, can't you give a reward?"
"Oh no, I forgot ......."
Xia Buer hurriedly threw the cold noodle box into the trash, wiped his mouth with his hand and took out his mobile phone, and directly called the girl two hundred yuan, but the short-haired girl was stunned when she saw this number, and asked in disbelief: "Did you press an extra zero, you just sent two hundred yuan!"
"No, anyway, my single dog can't spend the money, it doesn't matter......"
Xia Buer smiled nonchalantly, it seemed that this girl didn't recognize who he was, but the other party suddenly opened his windbreaker, and said with a smile: "All kinds of love action movies, European, American, Japanese and domestic, as well as infantry films shot by local hot girls on the spot, can be rented and sold, which perfectly solves all the needs of single dogs!"
"Did you take a picture......
Xia Buer looked at her with a smile and a smile, there were a lot of USB disks and memory cards stuck in the other party's windbreaker, and there were even printed screenshot photos, but the other party said very generously: "My washboard figure is nothing to see, if you fall in love with the local girl, I can let her take pictures according to your requirements to ensure high-definition photography!"
"You might as well take me to the scene to get ......"
Xia Buer shook his head a little contemptuously, but the other party actually smiled very cleverly: "Prostitution is a crime, but our second master didn't say that he was not allowed to make films, the little sister earns some extra money to supplement the family, brother, you can give a face to eat, I have a few newcomers who have just come from Keshan, all of them are big girls!"
"Keshan, do we still have anyone from Keshan......
Xia Buer was surprised again, who knew that the other party actually patted his chest and said: "Of course! Who on this street doesn't know my sister, the reputation guarantees that I will never fool you, if you buy me a few more cards, I can also arrange a blind date for you, a blind date, not illegal!"
"Give me ten cards, I'm going to go on a blind date now......"
Xia Buer directly picked up the mobile phone and paid, so happy that the little girl's mouth couldn't close, and led him to the east, and the two soon came to a factory dormitory building, and the concave building stood downstairs and could see the door of each house, but the people who live here are ordinary humans, and the evolutionaries will not live in this kind of place.
"Little piece, business is so good, when will you help us pull the red line......
A group of old ladies are sitting in the courtyard downstairs bragging about it, Ermao Town has not been able to supply electricity to every household, and the street lamps illuminate the small courtyard dimly, but there are still sharp-eyed people who found Xia Buer, and immediately ran away after calling "Mother", and a few rotten slippers were left on the ground.
"What kind of nerves......
Sister Pian Er looked back inexplicably, and walked into the corridor without seeing anything unusual, and took a handful on the wall full of flashlights before going upstairs, and then came to the third floor and shouted: "Tinker Bell! Little Jasmine!
"Wow, brother, you're so handsome, you should be my boyfriend......"
More than a dozen girls rushed out of the house like a swarm, all of them were dressed very coolly on this cold day, but a few of them were full of wind and dust, and they were not serious girls at first glance, Xia Buer immediately disdainfully said: "Sister Pian'er, you brought me to the chicken coop, you old bustard did a good job!"
"What nonsense, only those who collect money are called chickens, and those who don't collect money can be called chickens......"
Sister Pian Er slapped him in disgust, pulled the two petite girls and said: "You can find anyone to check it, if they are not virgins, I will jump from here, those are all women from good families, if anyone mentions money to you, you will call the police to arrest her now, don't think that we are those filthy women!"
"Brother, fall in love with me......"
A big girl grabbed Xia Buer delicately, and said shyly: "My mother said, as long as the boy is self-motivated, the dowry can be given for a few thousand yuan, and we don't want a house or a car, but if you regret the marriage, we can't return the dowry!"
"Oh, the dowry is right, and you have to pay a breakup fee after falling in love with someone else......"
Xia Buer finally understood what kind of famous thing was played, but she was just a young lady in disguise, but several men happened to come up from downstairs with emergency lights, and when they saw Xia Buer, they were shocked and shouted: "Second master, why are you here, are you here to inspect?"
"Second master?"
The girls were stunned, and after a few men hurriedly ran up and bowed and said hello, the girls' big white legs were immediately frightened and softened, and they fell down in a daze.
"Play dead, throw her out of town and feed the ......."
Xia Buer pointed at her menacingly, who knew that Sister Pian Er jumped up like a spring, knelt directly on the ground and cried heartbreakingly: "Second master, please spare me, I really don't know it's you, give me another chance!"
"Everyone who came from Keshan Town came into the house with me......"
Xia Buer walked into the house with a cold face, and Sister Pian'er and the four girls also walked in tremblingly, but Xia Buer sat on the sofa in the living room and asked, "Why did you hide your origin when you reported it, don't you know that I am looking for someone from Keshan Town?"
"I don't know, we didn't mean to hide it, we came from Shenhuang Village......"
Sister Pian Er hurriedly explained: "We fled from Keshan Town to Shenhuang Village, and came here with the people there, we reported Shenhuang Village when we reported the information, if we knew that you were looking for someone from Keshan Town, we would have taken the initiative to report it a long time ago!"
"How long have you been away from Keshan, tell me about the specific situation there......"
Xia Buer looked at her noncommittally, and Sister Pian Er continued: "We have been away for more than a month, the soil emperor of Keshan Town is called Hu Zaidong, he occupied Keshan Town at the beginning of the apocalypse, but Keshan Town is not as harmonious and stable as ours here, there are too many disgusting things to bully men and women there, and we can't survive to escape!"
"How are they equipped with weapons, do they have tanks or missiles or something......"
Xia Buer nodded slightly, and Sister Pian Er said again: "They have two very large missile vehicles, both of which have three very thick barrels, and people say that that kind of missiles can be sent abroad, by the way! They also have several large tanks and small tanks, and two helicopters!"
"The strength is not weak, there are still missiles ......"
Xia Buer instinctively frowned, but Sister Pian Er hurriedly said: "Second Master, if you want to know more things, I can call Brother Wu down for you, he used to be in the Keshan material collection team, and he was kicked out after his leg was lame, and he escaped with us!"
After getting Xia Buer's permission, Sister Pian Er quickly brought the person over, it was a sloppy lame middle-aged man, Xia Buer immediately drove the rest of the people out, and after asking some things, he said in a deep voice: "I want you to go back to Keshan to be my internal response, do you dare?"
"Is the second master going to use troops against Keshan......
The middle-aged man looked at Xia Buer very cautiously, Xia Buer nodded slightly, and the other party immediately said happily: "Thanks to the second master, I can afford to look down on me, even if I climb this time, I will climb back, that ghost place without humanity should not exist, only if you go to the second master, can you make it peaceful and prosperous!"
"Less sycophants, more practical things! You prepare a copy of Keshan's information for me, and I will send someone to cooperate with your ...... when the time comes."
Xia Buer patted him on the shoulder and turned to leave, but as soon as he went downstairs, he received a voice message from Zhao Wuyan, only to hear her say helplessly on the phone: "I can't hide it! The above already knows that you have taken the Knife Grinding Town, at most the day after tomorrow will send someone down to receive the research institute, I estimate that Shariya will come over in person!"
"Hmph"
Xia Buer immediately snorted coldly, held up his mobile phone and said, "Help me make a good golden silk nanmu coffin, so that Shada can die decently, it's not so easy to pick peaches!"