"If you can't pass the exam, then enter the palace as a eunuch. The princess's tone was not flat.

The air froze instantly, and after three breaths, Li Gouhi was stunned at first, and then his eyes widened, how could there be such a fun? If you take the exam, invite me to dinner, and if you don't pass the exam, you have to be a eunuch.

Li Gou smiled stiffly: "Princess, isn't this too ruthless?"

The latter's face was slightly moved, and he quipped: "Didn't you say that there is no problem with the top three?"

Having said so, but who is willing to risk being a eunuch to take the top three exams, Li Gouhi only felt that there was a knife on his second child at the moment, and he shivered and said: "Princess, can you change the way, I don't want to become a eunuch." ”

The corners of the princess's mouth raised slightly, a pair of clear eyes turned, and a pair of plain hands finally moved to hold them in her arms, she pretended to be flat and said: "Okay, that... I'm going to give you a position?"

Li Gouhi was curious, it seems that this is very good, he can be an official after being admitted to the top three, this princess also invited herself to eat in Zijin Building, and if she can't take the exam, she still has a position to be in, but she doesn't know what position it is, so she asked: "What position?"

The princess smiled and said thoughtfully: "The head of the palace miscellaneous servants, and the entourage follow, three meals a day and three meals are included, you have to do a good job, even Your Majesty will take care of you more, you can go home once a month to visit relatives or something, um... That's about it. ”

This position is very good, but there is something wrong with it, wait, Miyauchi... Li Gou smacked his tongue: "Isn't that still a eunuch!"

"You can't say that, eunuchs are doing errands, and the position given to you is to order the eunuchs to run errands, and you belong to the boss, if you really want to do that to the point where Your Majesty has to take care of you, you are not a eunuch, you can only say that the eunuchs under your hands are eunuchs. "The princess is talking about the Tao.

Li Gou was stunned again, how could this princess be so capable, the eunuch could break so many things, there was no way, he didn't dare to say one more word, it is estimated that it would not be as simple as a eunuch to say one more word.

Seeing that the scholar looked innocent and confused, the princess chuckled and said, "Okay, you go back, remember, if you don't pass the exam... Let's go into the palace!"

After returning home, the first thing to do is to shrink into the bedroom to review, after all, although the princess's words are joking, but who is right, if you really don't get in, you will really become a eunuch.

Even Li Laosan was stunned when he saw this son come back with a look of ambition and pride, this son went out for an hour, and when he came back, he was like playing chicken blood in the bedroom to review, and even the bamboo slips from six years ago were turned out to see.

The white hairer who was lying on the bed also paused, this scholar came back from a trip to be stronger, and he didn't work so hard before.

Unconsciously, it was already evening, Li Laosan made dinner and put two roasted sweet potatoes in the stove, not for anything else, because the son Li Gouhi likes to eat roasted sweet potatoes, every time he thinks of this, Li Laosan is sad in his heart, at that time he was a poor egg, living in a grass house, Li Gouhi was only five years old at that time, and half of the sweet potatoes had to be given to the father, he said: "Now why are we half of each person, and I will be admitted to the champion in the future, you have to give it to me", Li Laosan asked him with a smile: " When the time comes, you will be an official, what kind of sweet potatoes do you eat", he said: "It's not me who eats, I'm afraid that you will be greedy at that time, and the third watch will steal sweet potatoes again in the middle of the night, and then come back with a fall and an injury", Li Laosan smiled "hehe" and did not answer.

Li Laosan took a plate and ran to his son's bed, knocked on the door, and did not respond, so he gently pushed the door in, and sure enough, this son read a book all afternoon and slept on the table, there was a candle on the other side of the table, and there was a white-haired dog lying on the bed.

Lightly put the plate on the table, and took the thin blanket on the bed to give him a batch, afraid that he would catch a cold, and closed the paper window again, Li Laosan walked out lightly and closed the door.

In the early hours of the morning, there were so many lights left in Chang'an City, the occasional barking of dogs on the street, the crazy words of drunken people, and nothing else.

In the palace princess's house, the princess stood by the pond in a white cotton dress, after all, this is the palace, even if it comes to this point, the lights are still not extinguished, the candlelight is reflected in the pond and you can see the carp swimming in the water, rippling and sparkling, some of the lotus flowers on the turquoise disc are still budding, some have revealed two or three petals, and some petals have all been unfolded to reveal a small yellow lotus canopy.

The princess looked at the lotus flower for a long time, and she didn't know how long she had been watching, and then she came back to her senses when she heard the voice of the palace maid who was on the night patrol behind her, "Princess, it's not early, you go and rest." ”

The princess nodded slightly and went back to rest, her mind was always reminiscing about that dream, that memory, she didn't know whose memory it was, and why it had that memory, but the scholar's eyes were something she had never seen in her life, and his eyes were cold and unearthly, but with intoxicating tenderness.

early morning

The first ray of sunlight shining on the earth can also see the morning mist in the pond of the princess's mansion, the morning dew on the lotus leaf flows downstream, the carp in the water is not poking out its head to spit out a mouthful of water bubbles, this lotus flower, blooming more than last night, there is a butterfly on the tender yellow little lotus canopy, maybe, it is just tired to dock for a while, maybe this butterfly is also waiting for the lotus to bloom!

On Chang'an Street, Li Laosan skillfully opened the door of the store, his chin was a little scumbag, his old face was very honest no matter how he looked at it, and he looked more like an honest businessman in a gray shirt.

On a new day, you must treat it in a new way, and often say to your son: "If you fail, then come again tomorrow, if you don't work tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, you will always succeed!"

At this hour, Li Gouhi also woke up, and after eating a roasted sweet potato from last night with Bai Mao'er in the morning, Li Gouhi continued to look at the bamboo slips, and Bai Mao'er on the other side was really bored, so he ran to him and jumped on the table to see what this thing was looking at, 'Tao gives birth to one, life two, two gives birth to three, and three gives birth to all things.' All things are negative yin and embrace yang, and they are impulsive and think that they are and...', Tao Te Ching

"Bai Mao'er, do you think I can get the top prize?" Chen Gouhi propped his right elbow on the table, his palm dragging his cheek, with a sad expression.

"Roar, roar!" this dog-like bark seemed to have a pleasant meaning.

Li Gou sighed: "When the time comes, I will become a eunuch, the old Chen family... Alas!"

Bai Mao'er had a question mark on her face, why, if you can't pass the championship, you will become a eunuch, what is this saying, now the requirements in the world are so strict? Who is still taking the scientific examination?

"It was said that it was to recruit the horse master, but when I went, the princess watched it, but it's a pity... Alas!" Li Gouhi looked dejected, and suddenly said in high spirits: "How is it possible, Lao Tzu has not married a daughter-in-law yet, I can't be a eunuch, and the incense of Lao Li's family can't be broken!"

After that, continue to immerse yourself in reading the Tao Te Ching, and review it over and over again with bamboo slips, so as to make foolproof preparations.

"Son, son, when did you hook up with the girl outside? Daddy's loud voice came from outside the door.

Li Gouhi, who looked at the Tao Te Ching, was also stunned, girl, when did I hook up with a girl? I have been studying for ten years, where is the time to hook up with a girl?

Even Bai Mao'er was puzzled, tilting his head and looking at him with big red eyes.

Li Laosan pushed the door in, his old face was so excited that he distorted, and said anxiously: "Son, hurry up! There's a girl looking for you outside!"

"Are you sure you're looking for me, but I haven't hooked up with a girl?" Li Gouhi touched his chin with his right hand and recalled carefully, making sure that he hadn't hooked up with this kind of thing, squinting his eyes and laughing: "Dad, you won't fool me again when you're idle, right?"

said this, as if Li Laosan often did this kind of thing, Li Laosan was not happy, and said seriously: "This time, Dad, I fooled you, took off your pants and wore a skirt." ”

Li Gouhi's face was full of surprise, this dad is playing so hard, let's go and see which girl it is, "Okay, okay." ”

After getting out of the bedroom door, I came to my father's fabric shop, but what I saw was a big man, Li Gouhi shuddered, because that person could be who else could be in addition to being a princess, but today he was not wearing a white dress, but a light cyan blue dress embroidered with lotus, a piece of jade pendant hung tightly on the waist, a jade hairpin was inserted obliquely in the head of the bun, and a beautiful melon seed face was quite handsome and heroic.

Li Gouhi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, this is a princess, it is normal to find her own home, as long as people are willing, the eighteenth generation of ancestors can find out. Although he was a little panicked, he still reluctantly made a smile: "Gong..."

Only then did he say a word, but he was interrupted by the princess's words: "Call me...... Girl Han!"

In this store, Li Laosan hid in the back door with Bai Maoer and poked out a head, but his heart was happy, obediently, I said that this girl was here to find him, he still didn't believe it, looking at this girl's appearance, at first glance, everyone is beautiful, and he really wants to give birth to a white and fat son in the future, so what kind of fabric do you sell, hug your grandson every day, it's good!

Bai Mao'er was shocked, isn't this girl the county lord, this thing is not simple, this past life can meet in this life, how much obsession they had in their previous life, and what kind of power can help them in the back, how much does it have to pay?

"Are you going to dinner? Celebrate in advance that you won't become a eunuch. The princess's bright eyes were a little dodgy, and her hands were behind her back, a little twisted, but Li Gouhi couldn't see it.

Li Gouhi hesitated, this woman wouldn't want to break something nonsense again, right? Yesterday, she broke a bunch of big truths, and what she said was the Tao, if she hadn't read for a few more years, she probably really believed the difference between a eunuch and a eunuch leader.

(The author's women's clothes are all worn.,You should give a monthly pass.,It's okay if there's no monthly pass recommendation.,It's okay to have no recommended collection.,It's okay to give a chapter review if you can't collect it.,No chapter review... I'd better take off my women's clothes)