Chapter Twenty-Four: The Lonely Guest Among the Flowers
In the process of eating, many well-dressed elites will be respectful and modest, take the initiative to talk to Lu Yun, and present their business cards.
For this group of people, Lu Yun just pointed to the corner of the table and signaled them to put their business cards there, lazy to agree.
There are even many dignified and elegant beauties who will present their photos and leave their contact information on the photos.
Every time Lu Yun received such a photo, Fu Tongtong would poke the steak with a fork.
The woman that Duan Ting brought to eat was the most daring, and she actually presented a ...... I didn't wear a photo!
The kind that sits on the bed with your hands behind your back, legs apart.
As soon as Lu Yun saw the photo, he quickly put it in his pocket, smiled at the woman, and made a phone call.
The woman smiled knowingly, and with her fingernails, she made a slight stroke of the stockings on her legs, making a groove.
Lu Yun's eyes were straight, and his hands unconsciously moved a few centimeters in the direction of his legs, although the distance was still a little far.
"Teacher Lu!"
"Teacher Lu Yun!"
"Teacher Lu Yun of the 2nd class of the freshman class of the Department of Chinese Medicine, is it good-looking!"
Fu Tongtong screamed several times in a row before getting Lu Yun's impatient response.
"What's the matter? It's not in school, I'm afraid you'll call me who I am? It's okay if you report my ID number!"
"You don't feel disgusting...... Fu Tongtong said angrily, the steak on the plate was almost rotten by her.
"Disgusting?" Lu Yun smiled, "It seems that the teacher needs to teach you a little knowledge outside of traditional Chinese medicine, the teacher will teach you what a woman is." For example, she not only has the beauty of a girl, but also has a little more indifference and peace in her heart, which is the charm that the years bring to women, you learn slowly. ”
Lu Yun suddenly dodged the glass of water that Fu Tongtong spilled.
Fu Tongtong didn't splash it, and was even more angry, "Then you can find that woman, what kind of food to eat with me! I'm not here to get in your way, I'm leaving!"
After that, Fu Tongtong got up and left.
Lu Yun had no choice but to get up, follow slowly, and when he left, he took out the photo of the woman, shook it at her, and made another gesture to make a phone call.
After Fu Tongtong went out, he got directly into the back seat of a roadside parked taxi, and said to the driver with a fierce attitude: "Go to the Medical University!"
As soon as the driver pressed the meter, before he could put it into gear, Lu Yun opened the door from the other side and sat in the back seat, "Hey, don't be so stingy, since you want to go back to school, take me for a while, and I will save money for the bus." ”
"Who told you to come up!? Go down quickly! You go to find that woman, what are you looking for me?"
The driver was very helpful, and he didn't give Lu Yun a chance to get out of the car, and had already driven the car away.
Lu Yun took out the photo and shook it in front of Fu Tongtong's eyes, "Don't be in a hurry to find her, isn't there a phone number written on it? But the first task now is to get back to school. ”
Fu Tongtong reached out to grab the photo, "Give it to me!"
Lu Yun retracted his hand, "Why give it to you? You are not a man, such a charming woman, her phone number is also a waste to you, in my hands, it can reflect her value!"
"Hahahaha......" Before Fu Tongtong could refute, the driver's hearty laughter interrupted the conversation between the two, "You're a couple, aren't you? ”
"Young man, don't blame the big brother for saying two words to you, we men, be generous. Woman, just coax it. ”
"Girl, don't be angry with your boyfriend, he is just teasing you, if he really wants to find another woman, how can he get in the car to find you?"
"Young man, look at your appearance, you're all college students, right? Big brother is teaching you something you can't learn in school. This coaxing woman, in fact, is very particular, the easiest way is to press her to the bed, what quarrel can't be solved in one shot?"
The driver's master said so open, Fu Tongtong really didn't speak, pretending not to hear, pretending not to understand, and looking out of the car window with a red face.
Even, she forgot to refute that they were not boyfriend and girlfriend.
Lu Yun listened with great interest.
It is said that taxi drivers talk a lot, and this is true. This driver has been teaching Lu Yun how to coax a woman.
One was embarrassed to listen, the other listened with relish, and from time to time put forward some exchanges of opinions, causing the driver to take a long detour, and they didn't notice it.
"Posture is very important, lad. If you want to coax your girlfriend well and keep her from getting angry, you have to use her favorite position. This specific situation has to be analyzed specifically, because different women like different things. ”
Lu Yun agreed very much, "Big brother, what you said is so right! Moreover, I found that most women are shy and embarrassed to say their preferences, so they have to let men analyze them in practice." ”
"But big brother, you say, a fledgling little kid, how can he have so much experience to support the analysis?"
He couldn't tell what his girlfriend liked by her expressions and body language. ”
The two of them discussed it like this, and they forgot to make friends in the New Year, Fu Tongtong was ashamed, and he could squeeze out water on his face.
She especially regretted that there were so many taxis, why did she get on this one!?
Until Lu Yun asked: "That's right, big brother." Let me ask you, are you on the wrong track?"
Fu Tongtong reacted at this time, this is not the direction to go to school.
"That's right. ”
"Really, we're going to the Medical University. ”
"The Medical University is not the place you should go, this is the way to send you to the West. ”
This conversation, not quite right.
Fu Tongtong was a little nervous, took out his mobile phone, and wanted to press the alarm phone at any time, "Master, what do you mean?"
The driver laughed, "Nizi, don't take your mobile phone, I have a signal shielding device in this car, you can see for yourself, is your mobile phone no signal?"
Fu Tongtong glanced at it with suspicion, but it turned out that there was really no signal!
She was even more scared, although she didn't seem to be in any danger at the moment, but at this time, it was a woman's instinct to be afraid.
"What are you going to do? Where are you going to take us? Stop, we're going down!"
Lu Yun stretched out his hand, holding Fu Tongtong's delicate little hand, and said in a soft tone, "Don't speak, or rather, it's not your turn to speak." ”
"Girl, I apologize to you first, when I got in the car, I didn't notice anything abnormal, so I got on the road. Otherwise, I should have taken you out of the car as soon as possible. ”
"But whatever happens, you don't have to be afraid. Because, there is me. ”
Lu Yun's hand used a little force to hold Fu Tongtong's little hand, and then said to the driver who was driving: "S-class wanted criminal, the killer of the 'soul' organization, because of his unique taste, he doesn't like girls, he only likes a wife, and he doesn't like women every day, so he is also the most famous flower thief on the rivers and lakes, and he is a lone guest among flowers." ”
"It's me. He is worthy of being the Emperor of Medicine and Poison, with good eyesight. ”
Lu Yun was still very relaxed, hugging Fu Tongtong, and when her hand touched her shoulder, her body trembled slightly.
Lu Yun said in a half-joking tone, "Girl, I'll just say you'll be fine, right?" Although this guy is lustful, he doesn't seem to be interested in girls. Hey, Duke, draw a way, where are you going to take us, what are you going to do to me?".
"Go to a place where there is no one and kill you. Poison Emperor, I don't know if you want to use poison on me, but I advise you not to. There are a lot of orchids hidden around my seat, and your poisonous insects dare not come near me. ”
"Don't worry, I didn't use poisonous insects. I was also careless, and I only smelled the scent of orchid grass not long ago. My little bugs are so cute, I can't bear to let them die, it's a waste. My little bugs should be glued to the egg mixture, breadcrumbled and fried until golden brown...... The children next door are crying!"