Chapter 007: The Present World - The Second in the World (II)
After Hei San came out of the game after playing for an afternoon, he saw Xia Xia who had been trembling on the sofa, looked at Hei Da and asked, "Big brother! ”
"Maybe it's cold, right?" replied Kuroda uncertainly.
Hei San: "The estrus period has arrived, but it's impossible? He's still so young!"
Kuroji: "I think he may have experienced something that he shouldn't have experienced at this age!"
Hei San squatted next to the sofa, looked at Xia Xia, who had been trembling, and asked, "Lord Alliance, if you are cold, you will nod?"
The latter is delicate... Wrong, the latter shook his head desperately, his red eyes seemed to have experienced a vigorous love story, and he looked at him with tears in his eyes, and he was extremely wronged.
Really!
Hei Er, who found that all these things were not so simple, seemed to have guessed something, looked at Xia Xia who had been trembling on the sofa in shock, and asked, "Lord Xiaomeng, could it be that black-bellied girl who defiled you?"
Hei Da's face was full of shock
Hei San's face was full of shock
"That black-bellied girl?"
Xia Xia finally found someone who understood him, and jumped into Hei Er's arms, "Roar, roar, roar"
Xia Xia is really an old tear: bosom friend!
Or do you know me, you don't know that woman!
I'm going to fall apart! I'm going to break my tail!
Sometimes he touches my legs, he pulls my head, and sometimes he gets a chainsaw out of nowhere trying to cut my horns.
Woo woo! The baby's heart is bitter!
Hei San looked at the tearful eyes of the little alliance leader, Chu Chu's pitiful appearance, very touching, crying bitterly, extremely dissatisfied with that woman's outrageous behavior, and said: "Big brother, I am a demon clan, and the warrior can be killed but not humiliated!"
"I understand! Uncle can bear it, Aunt can't bear it!"
Heida clenched his fists, as if he wanted to fight the woman.
"Don't worry, I have a plan!" Black Er rarely smiled evilly.
Hei Da Hei San smiled evilly with a look of me knowing.
The second brother (second brother) went on the expedition, and there was no grass!
Xia Xia: It's really a great blessing for my demon clan to have you in the Demon Alliance!
"Who's, who's coming, clean up the bathroom!" When the three of them made eye contact, the voice of the black-bellied woman came...
"I'm here, right away. When Hei heard the noise, he took the mop and ran into the bathroom to clean up.
Black Three: "Slut!"
Black two: "Chaos at the beginning and abandonment at the end." ”
Xia Xia's face is black.
Hei Er's face was impassioned, and he said to Xia Xia in his arms: "Little Alliance Master, we will avenge you for this humiliation!"
The latter was very moved
Xia Xia: The Demon League has a demon like you, which is really a great blessing for my demon clan
"I'll leave no stone unturned. The black three on the side echoed, and after that, he rubbed his wrists, and he was bound to fight to the death.
Xia Xia: Woo woo woo!
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At night
20:20 minutes
When I put on a mask in front of the mirror every day.
The three demons lie on the corridor between the living room and the bedroom, and at this angle you can just see the bathroom, and what catches your eye is the scene of applying a mask to the mirror every day.
Hei San tentatively asked Hei Er beside him, "Second brother, is this really okay?"
"Well, believe me, it will work!" Hei Er also quietly responded to Hei San on the side
Lying on the ground, Xia Xia also nodded, expressing his belief in the black two behind him
"Second brother, why don't you call me this kind of thing?"
Hei Da quietly appeared behind the three of them, and Xia Xia and the others suddenly exploded and almost jumped up.
The three demons turned their heads, put their index fingers on their mouths and made a gesture to indicate that they would not make a sound (Xia Xia covered his mouth with small paws).
Heida nodded and said, "I understand."
Black Three Disdain: The guy who started the chaos and abandoned the end
Black two disdain: The guy who started to mess up and abandoned everything
Xia Xia squinted his eyes and looked back at him: the guy who abandoned the mess from the beginning
Hei Da smiled evilly, "Hehe, when I was cleaning the bathroom today, I did something on the shower!"
After saying that, make a face that you understand.
Xia Xia and the others made expressions that were like this.
Then, Kuroji raised his left hand and drew a spell.
Suddenly, the 17th floor was pitch black!
"Huh, what's the power out?"
I was wearing a mask every day, and I was very confused when I saw that the lights were out at the moment, and there was no notice of power outage?
In the darkness, the four demons got up.
Hei Er: "Third brother!
Hei San: "Received! Second brother, little alliance leader, I'll avenge you for the humiliation!"
Touched next summer: Woo woo woo!
Hei Da: "Look at my sassy operation!" After speaking, he snapped his fingers again.
"Ahh
In a trance, there was a scream like a dolphin's voice!
The three demons in the darkness looked at each other and smiled evilly, "Nice!"
"Is it fun?" said an unpleasant word in the darkness.
"Of course, you don't know how hateful that black-bellied woman is, she actually ......" Finally realizing that something seemed wrong with this voice, Hei Da swallowed and stared wide, in a state of confusion.
In an instant, the lights on the 17th floor lit up.
"Sister, I'm an accomplice, do you believe it?" the bewildered Kuroji lowered his head to show his innocence.
Xia Xia on the side was stunned and trembled, terrifying!
Xia Xia: I was forced, do you believe it?
Hei Da suddenly petrified: Damn, it's overturned.
Xia Xia and the others looked at Tian Tian in front of them wearing a beige pajamas, obviously, under the operation of the black manipulation, the girl was wet, the important thing is that these beige pajamas.... It's silky.
But the three demons are not excited by the sexy girl at the moment, more cowardly!
Because behind the wet and sexy girl, there is a long sword full of gold.
This is the second sword breaking army in the world in ——-!
"Sister, I'm sorry, we were wrong!"
And there was a faint cry for help in the bathroom.,Hei San was tied up like a dumpling in the bathroom.,There's a lump of bath towels in his mouth.。。。
Confused Xia Xia: Should I kneel?
looked at Hei Da, who bowed his head and admitted his mistakes, and then looked at Hei Er, who also admitted it.
Xia Xia: Anyway, it's right to bow your head...... Then, the four feet curled up on the ground, and the head was lowered, "Roar, roar!"
Tian Tian smiled with evil charms in his hands and said, "You guys will clean up in the future." ”
Heida: I thought she was going to cut it down with a sword.
Kuroji: Does this mean that we can go to other rooms besides the hall?
Tian Tian looked at Xia Xia who was lying on the ground with his head down, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly: Hey, hey, hey! Look at how my sister ravaged you, and even united with this couple to deal with me, I am not small, I still love you so much before!
grabbed the back of Xia Xia's fate and walked towards Ji Xuan's bedroom.
The two of them, who were kneeling on the ground in a daze, looked at Xia Xia's desperate eyes and conveyed: Little Alliance Master, sacrifice you!
Struggling Xiaxia: Woo woo woo woo help me!
What they didn't know was that in this gray night sky, bursts of purple lightning and thunder crisscrossed the sky, but it didn't rain that night.
And Long Jiu (the leader of the Demon Alliance) who was in the Flood Desolation Realm also seemed to sense something, frowned, and snorted: "I actually found a half-demon and half-immortal person as a partner, hum! ”
Huang Qi, who was asleep, was awakened by the muffled thunder, and looked confused, "I'll wipe it! Why is this dragon still messing with her?"
"Variables are coming!" said a blonde old man looking at the vision in the clouds.
Next
August 15
Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival
"Grandparents! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, hehe!"
Ji Xuan hugged an elderly white-haired woman, smiling and talking, very flattering.
"You girl!" the white-haired woman smiled and pinched the corners of Ji Xuan's playful mouth.
"Little sister, I'm going to be an adult soon, when will I find a partner to come back?" said an elegant man who was two years older than Ji Xuan as he sat in his seat.
"Second brother, why are you like this!" Ji Xuan suddenly blushed when he heard this.
"Well, Xiao Xuan doesn't know which son's son will be cheaper in the future?" Wrong, it was a long-haired man squinting his eyes and smiling and teasing.
"Big brother, I'll ignore you in the future!" Ji Xuan, who pouted, was extremely dissatisfied with the joint ridicule of the two brothers.
"Huh!"
The squinting long-haired man was suddenly embarrassed and said, "Big brother is wrong, okay?"
"Then I will reluctantly forgive you!" Ji Xuan replied with a sloppy look, and then glanced to the side, proving that he had not completely forgiven this eldest brother who teased him.
"By the way, Xiao Xuan, did you see that child every day?" Ji Tianxia, the head of the Ji family at the table, looked at his little granddaughter and asked.
"Hah, Tiantian, what's wrong with Tiantian, she's back?" Ji Xuan missed this sister who she hadn't seen for a long time, and couldn't help but ask two questions in a row.
I still remember that five years ago, the two of them went to pull out the beard of the old gentleman in the Daomeng Academy every day, and were reprimanded by the old gentleman several times, and several times it was Sister Tian, who was two years older than him, to take the blame.
"You should be able to see you when you go back, though. Ji Tianxia didn't wait for Ji Xuan to speak, and added, "She is now the next successor of our Dao Alliance elders!"
"The next Dao Alliance Elder?"
Ji Xuan was surprised, Sister Tian, who hadn't seen her for five years, had actually grown to such a point.
"Yes, that kid is quite pitiful!" The second uncle of the Ji family, who was silent on the side, also spoke with emotion, obviously there was a sad past in it.
Ji Xuan noticed the subtle change in the second uncle's mood, but she didn't speak, because she knew that the second uncle, who had never talked much, was like this, so let that past sink into the sea.
"Alas, don't talk about these unhappy people, come, eat vegetables!" Ji Tianxia diverted the topic, indicating that he would no longer discuss this topic, and beckoned someone at the table to eat.
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"Who's that, who's here, what's the smell of instant noodles in the living room?"
Hei Da: "Sister, little Hei Da! I'll clean it up!"
"Who else is that? Today's Mid-Autumn Festival, go out to buy mooncakes. ”
Hei Er: "Okay sister, go immediately, I'm Hei Er." ”
Hei San: "Sister, you command! The younger brother is called Hei San." ”
Tian Tian in the kitchen, scratched his head thoughtfully, thought about it carefully, and seemed to have nothing to arrange for this guy.
Black San, who didn't get a response: "I'm disgusted?"
Xia Xia on the sofa with his eyes closed: a group of bastards who have been chaotic and have always given up.
As for why these three demons are so diligent today, of course, it is because of the golden long sword last night, the second sword in the world - Breaking the Army
and the abduction of the small alliance leader, the dereliction of duty of himself and others, fortunately, the little alliance leader who seems to have narcolepsy does not know.
If that woman said casually and went out, she would have to stay on the Ten Thousand Demon Platform for at least 300 years, or hang it up.
"Although Ji Xuan is not here, but this girl's cooking skills seem to be okay?"
Oil, chili, chicken essence, soy sauce, and even dish soap were poured in...
"It's done, the braised fish head is out of the pot!" every day looks narcissistic, raising his voice and rejoicing.
on the dining table
Blackened braised fish head, colorful garlic stir-fried meat, and more.
Xia Xia and the other four demons looked at each other with their eyes, and the eight eyeballs turned around.
Now the four demons are entangled in a question: to eat? or not to eat?
Black Three: Will I go to the hospital?
Hei Er: Theoretically, no, after all, we don't have a bad stomach in this realm
Kuroda: But the taste sensation can be painful.
Xia Xia: I want Ji Xuan!
Heida: Third brother, you take the lead!
Black Three: Roger, big brother!
"Eat! Try this girl's cooking skills!" I saw a few people frowning every day, and I couldn't help urging.
Subsequently, Hei San finally took a bite of the braised fish head and stuffed it into his mouth, the taste was .....
Black Three - Sudden
It can be said that the wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man is gone.
Hei San said solemnly: "That's right! The little alliance leader's diaper hasn't dried yet."
Then he immediately got up and walked to the bathroom......
Xia Xia: Do I have diapers?
Hei Da Hei Er immediately understood
Hei Da seemed to remember something, and said solemnly: "That's right! In the morning, Aunt Cleaning asked us to give her all the waste." ”
Black Big - Runaway
Hei Er glanced out the window and said lightly: "The alliance leader sent a summons, saying that I should come over to help!"
Black two - run away
Doubtful every day: Do you work without eating?
Xia Xia looked dazed: Why don't you take me up?
Xia Xia, who was about to jump off the chair and run away, was suddenly grabbed by the back of Fate's neck by a pair of jade hands every day, and the latter immediately held it in his arms.....
Xia Xia suddenly trembled!
"Try my sister's braised fish head!"
looked at Xia Xia in his arms every day, and his voice was full of anticipation.
The latter, who has been trembling: I don't want it! I'm still a child!
struggled desperately, but under the arrangement of every day, after all, he still couldn't escape the ravages of this fate.
Xia Xia - Sudden
Hei Da and the other three: Little alliance leader, I'm sorry!
Hei San: "I will never forget that taste in my life!"
Heida expressed sympathy.
Kuro Er expressed sympathy.
"It's so unpalatable!"
Every day I looked at Xia Xia, who was about to be led by a dog in my arms, and after tasting it, I found that this dish was really unpalatable and a little depressed.
It turns out that I'm still so useless, I can't even cook a dish.
"I'm sorry, I thought I could. The girl hugged Xiao Xia Xia in her arms, and told her guilt, and the guy in her arms also heard the voice of this black-bellied girl's heart.
It was a voice of extreme thirst for strength, a voice of thirst for need, and a voice of isolation and exclusion and even fear.
Xia Xia really couldn't figure out what he had to go through, so he could make such a painful sound in his heart, and then, the little horn on the top of his head rubbed and comforted him in Tian Tian's comfortable arms, and his little head leaned against the girl's chest, "Roar!"
Seeing this scene every day, I couldn't help but sneer, "Are you comforting me? But thank you!"